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Sports › Re: Who Would You Pick To Take This Trophy Winning Freekick? (Picture) by Dshocker(m): 3:23am On Feb 28, 2022
The king of free kicks goes to PIRLO
Crime › Re: Cultists Invade Burial Ceremony In Anambra, Desecrate Corpse, Scores Killed by Dshocker(m): 8:32pm On Feb 27, 2022
Osagyefo98:
Video link below


https://twitter.com/Shomolutogethe1/status/1497599031358504962?t=PF6x0ciDAbLxcqSTHEvsJw&s=19

Or


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=504783124543825&id=100050364255333&fs=1&focus_composer=0&m_entstream_source=feed_mobile



Security situation under outgoing Governor Obiano has deteriorated to nothingness.

The security situation is completely zero with no solution at sight.

Under maduabuchukwu security situation in the state has gone to dogs.

Even in his capital he has lost control. Decisiveness is one of the virtue of a good leaders in dealing with terrorists and miscreants but in the case of Anambra state it is a different issue.

It is only in anambra that you will see a Governor 24 hours under the influence of alcohol.

May the soul of those killed through this tragic end rests in perfect peace.
Professor of security,please what do you want the governor to do?....Abi you just want to open your mouth waaaaaaaaaaah and talk for talking sake

If they had deployed military and paramilitary at every junction,you will still complain.
Sports › Re: Footballer Slumps, Dies During Match In Anambra (Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:17pm On Feb 27, 2022
wizonlyson:
grin grin see as he fall..yakata for car like person wey don, shayo..anambra footballer indeed..may his soul rest in, ronaldo instagram page..

Education › Re: ASUU Demands ₦1 Trillion From FG To Suspend Ongoing Strike by Dshocker(m): 7:17pm On Feb 27, 2022
grin grin grin Federal government that is looking for someone that can borrow them 100k
Foreign Affairs › Re: Belarus 'To Join Ukraine ilInvasion' And Preparing For Air Assault On Kyiv by Dshocker(m): 7:15pm On Feb 27, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Let them keep deceiving themself..
You take any funny step you get bombarded..
Putin the evil monster must be smiling wasting the life of his soldiers..
Dying for nothing..
Soldiers are trained to die,that is what they leave and signed up for or were you thinking that joining the military is same as "come eat fried rice and turkey"
Travel › Re: FG Makes Arrangements For Nigerians In Ukraine To Enter Hungary, Romania by Dshocker(m): 7:07pm On Feb 27, 2022
harmony75:
Eye's service government... bokoharam are doing anyhow government cannot do anything!
Eye service asin how?..
Were you suggesting that the government of Nigeria should abandon her people in Ukraine?
Family › Re: Men, Can You Overlook This If You Find Your Wife Being Held This Way At The Gym? by Dshocker(m): 4:41pm On Feb 27, 2022
obembet:
Dear Mature Nairalander

How will you handle this if gym instructor train your wife this way?

To me, I don't think anything is wrong with it
It's just to make the lady fit and looks more sexy to the husband,

I think Only over jealous husband or boyfriend will see anything wrong here
If nothing was wrong with the picture/position,you wouldn't have bothered asking men/guys if it was proper.
Romance › Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Dshocker(m): 4:29pm On Feb 27, 2022
Jennyclay:
Listen to me!! You shouldn't have bring her flaws here. It should be private.

Look at SmellySperm and nonexisting comments, how do you feel about it? Look at how they're relegating your girlfriend. Abi you're happy?

May GOD not give me yeye boyfriend like you oo.. Hmmm..
You can't tell me anyone using an internet connected phone is not aware of the trending situation on ground.

Before you scroll down for 10secs in all social media platforms,you must come across it,because its a trending topic....It is not possible that she has not come across it.

It is either she is joking about it or she has been lying ill on the sick bed for a long time.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Puts Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Alert, Cites Sanctions by Dshocker(m): 4:09pm On Feb 27, 2022
Abeg abeg no time,let the war begin...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Puts Russia’s Nuclear Forces On Alert, Cites Sanctions by Dshocker(m): 4:03pm On Feb 27, 2022
osamz007:
Putin dey play with fire
Abi nato dey play with fuel near fire
Christianity Etc › Re: 10-Year-Old Twin Boys Born Deaf & Dumb Healed By God Of Chosen (Pix) by Dshocker(m): 2:36pm On Feb 27, 2022
Righteousness2:
It was so Wonderful and Glorious!

A 40 year old young man who has been deaf and dumb for 37 years also had his Sorrows taken away as his ears and tongue were loosed by the GREAT GOD of CHOSEN !

So many other people too numerous to state had instant interventions from GOD of Chosen. Broken bones were restored, Those with Spinal cord , Paralysis Problems had the divine touch from GOD and were Healed!

A Police woman who had her body and legs swollen as a result of the vaccine Jab had instantaneous healing as the swellings deflated and she was totally healed by the Great GOD OF Chosen!

What the GOD of CHOSEN Cannot do does not Exist!
God in heaven is so patient,that is why 98% of pastors in Nigeria are fake and using his name to enrich themselves and house hold.
Politics › Re: Ukrainian, Polish Police Threaten To Shoot Unarmed African Students (Videos) by Dshocker(m): 2:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
Hipalaqas:
Fff
Fake hacker that can not operate ordinary java phone
Foreign Affairs › Re: List Of Sanctions On Russia 2022 (LIVE UPDATES) by Dshocker(m): 2:03pm On Feb 27, 2022
I didn't see Nigeria on the list?
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Berates Nigerians Praying For Ukraine by Dshocker(m): 5:26am On Feb 27, 2022
helinues:
Reno should try and be making use of his brain sometimes..

And yet this guy called himself a pastor when he should be praying for peace

How many Nigerians heard about Tigray war even up till today?

Shame on you Reno
Oga he is saying the truth,which ever way you look at it
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Money In The Hands Of Bandits Enough To Destabilize Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 5:19am On Feb 27, 2022
As if you are not one of the sponsors of bokoharam
Foreign Affairs › Re: Snake Island: 13 Ukrainia Soldiers' Final Words Before Being Blown Up By Missile by Dshocker(m): 8:24pm On Feb 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Ukraine dealing mercilessly with overrated Russia.

Vladimir Idiot Putin should bury his head in shame.
They are not over rated as you say,they are really powerful
Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Survived This Year? by Dshocker(m): 2:45pm On Feb 26, 2022
As far as Buhari is still in power, i don't think anyone has achieved something significant in 2022 for now,so everyone is talking of hunger...I think 60% of the population has survived Hunger

I could remember during Jonathan's time Tokunbo Toyota Camry 2.2 Tiny Light was sold for N1.1m,but here we are today,with the new increment in duty price,the same car will be bought for N4-N5m...For a 2000 model car
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2022
TechTack:
I permanently left trading started other enterprises
Ok
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2022
TechTack:
accumulated loses across 7 years
Ok!
So how are you really doing with the stock market on the scale of 1-10?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet Putin The Russian President, His Wife And Daughters by Dshocker(m): 2:31pm On Feb 26, 2022
wealthtrak:
Putin? $200 billion net worth? Lol
Throwing speculative figures
around.
It was also said on cnn about 4yrs ago,i watched it
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:24pm On Feb 26, 2022
TechTack:
Yes
Was it over a long period of time or on a sitting/single trade?
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:22pm On Feb 26, 2022
TechTack:
Sup mate ?
I saw where you said you lost N120m
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:09pm On Feb 26, 2022
TechTack:
Also when you trade, do not use high leverage. Do not use 1:100, 1:200, 1:500, 1:1,000


Anything above 1:50 is too high

And do not open more than 4 trades at a single time

Do not trade wide swining pairs like JPY and crosses


Stick with slow moving pairs like USDCHF GBPUSD AUDUSD NZDUSD only. Anything outside this, don't trade them
Hi Techtack
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2022
Freedom2022:
I quite agree bro but let me shock you. In 2019, i was fed up of all this and i visited MFM on Lagos Ibadan express way. I was there for 3 days for the end of the year deliverance program. It was powerful and i believe that i will be free after the program, I was very optimistic and i was really thanking God because i felt something. Do you believe that when i got home after the 3 days prayer, my brother sent me some money (i think about 30k).m In my mind i was like yes this is it, a new life. Not up to 1 hour that i got home, i begin to cough again. Before i could blink i deposited my money into my Forex account and within 1 hour all the money is gone. Then the cycle continued so i begin to wonder in my mind "is it that the deliverance wasnt complete?"
But do you really know how to trade?...
Like on the scale of 1-10?
Christianity Etc › Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by Dshocker(m): 1:56pm On Feb 26, 2022
NwaNimo1:
Sounds like you want to loose more money.....

[img]https://media1./images/8dc11d6f3b55047b74e8161550ddc719/tenor.gif?itemid=11389761[/img]

Start by reflecting on your actions (thoughts) up to this point......then begin doing (thinking) the opposite,

Also, know that you need to emancipate your mind from superstitions and mysticism.
Hi
Foreign Affairs › Re: Street Fighting Erupts In Battle For Ukraine’s Capital, Kyiv by Dshocker(m): 1:46pm On Feb 26, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
Putin is mad and a killer. Sanity will come to Europe when they capture Putin
When they capture him?
The question is who will capture him!
Romance › Re: I'm Heart Broken. I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating On Me. by Dshocker(m): 5:20am On Feb 26, 2022
Goodvibes8:
I haven't seen any Uber driver using SUV Lexus LX with an elderly man on starch native before.

Why would she off her phone for 2 days without telling me her boyfriend her whereabout??

There is light in her area to always charge her phone. Infact the nature of her job requires more light to operate. So why did she off her phone??

I'm her boyfriend for crying out loud. At least I'm suppose to know her whereabout.

I don't believe she could cheat on me. I'm loosing my mind.
Guy shut up for once naaaa,must i kill you before you go close mouth?...

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Lacks Patience. by Dshocker(m): 5:09am On Feb 26, 2022
Goodvibes8:
Happy new month Dear nairalanders. Pls i really your advice on this issue.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for a year and 3 months, I intend to make her my wife. She is always on her recommended glasses because of her eyesight, She is a great, beautiful and brilliant girl but she lacks patience, she is not always patient with me.

She is a kind of girl that if she need something from you, just be ready to give her what she asked instantly and immediately else she will give you attitude.

I take good care of her, we go out on dates, I send her money for up-keep, I always try to be a good and better man for her, she is not a bitch and I love her so much.

Exactly this time last week, I sent her 35k for her up-keep. So yesterday evening (6pm) she called me and she said her glass lenses has expired, she can barely see and it's causing her serious headache, that she needed 25k to renew the lens.

I gently told her I can't do transfer at the moment, let her use the money I sent to her last week to sort it out first, then I would send everything back to her including the money for her glass lens in 4 days time.

She started giving me attitude, she said the money isn't up to 25k in her account, that she has used part of the money. I also explained the reason why I can't do transfer but she didn't listen, from 7pm yesterday till today she refused to pick my calls.

This morning, I have to make some calls to my friends to help me with some cash, then I sent her the 25k to go see her optometrist doctor. Infact what happened is just a tip of an iceberg, I can't even narrate what she done on several occasions, She doesn't care if you have what she need. Everything about her is urgent!!

I see this her behavior as a red flag. What should I do? I love her, she's a first class graduate. Pls don't call me a simp. I just need advice Pls.
70 years old man,you are paying her salary despite the fact that she is working,chai,chinekeee....She come even dey give you attitude join am "our mumu noooo toooo much"?

E be like say na tiger battery dey power your brain,so if nobody has told you,you don't know that she does not love you.
Romance › Re: I'm Heart Broken. I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating On Me. by Dshocker(m): 5:01am On Feb 26, 2022
Goodvibes8:
My girlfriend is a Banker at GTB (not a contract staff). I just love her unconditionally. I thought she was different from other ladies. My girlfriend is cheating on me with an elderly ugly man.

She switched off her phone for 2 days, since on Tuesday. The first day I noticed, I was scared for her safety because she don't behave like that.

I called her very close friend and she said she haven't heard from her too but I shouldn't worry that she's fine.

Then I knew something was fishy. I live in Ogun state, so I went to Lagos early this morning as at 4:45am hoping to see her at home before she go to work.

When I got to her house, I saw her neighbor (she haven't seen me before else she would have lied to me as well) so I asked after my girlfriend and she said she has not been around since on Sunday.

In my mind, I was like since Sunday? Well, I know since last week, she has been acting strange. I noticed she's always quick to discharge me whenever we're on call.

I just went straight to her office at ikeja. I met with a security man and i asked if miss Lydia (not her real name) has come to office this morning? He said no but she will soon come afterall work starts by 8am and it's just 7am.

I just sat inside my car looking angry and curious. As at 7:25am, a car dropped her. I came down from my car immediately to approach her.

I was like so this is the ugly slowpoke you have been staying with since on Sunday that made you switched off your phone abi? She even have guts to ask what am I doing in Lag?

This is a girl I have never cheated on her before. Despite I am good looking, dark and tall with a good physique.

I don't know what to do. I'm heart broken . She hasn't even call me till now. This is a girl I have sacrificed a lot for.
Who told you that she is your girlfriend?

Besides,dating a banker is by the grace of God, because the organisation puts a huge task of pressure on them,to meet up with their target and at the end,the only way to achieve this is to spread leg,though not all of them,but majority does this.
Romance › Re: She Kissed Me And Walked Away by Dshocker(m): 4:44am On Feb 26, 2022
Ammishaddai:
Bros you don't need a crystal ball to tell you she's cheap and wants a casual affair with you. But play your cards well and manipulate the situation to favor you in the long-run . Just remember that because she kissed you now , doesn't mean she can't kiss someone else in the near future
Please can you tell me what made her cheap?
Romance › Re: She Kissed Me And Walked Away by Dshocker(m): 4:43am On Feb 26, 2022
omolasho:
Good evening house, need your opinion concerning something that just happened to me yesterday.

This is the thing, there is this young lady who happened to be my colleague at work, not the same office though. I can say we had only spoken once.

She walked to my seat posing like she would tell me something in the ear only for her to kiss my cheek with a smile on her face then walked away.

Other people were around but I guess none noticed. It was weird because nobody had boldly flirted on me like she did.

Please i don't want to just jump into escapades with her, rather I want to know the whys behind her action and what I should do.

Thanks you.
She didn't kiss you bro,she only pecked you
Food › Re: One Pot Tomatoes Stew by Dshocker(m): 4:39am On Feb 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


I was actually planning to prepare this to day, only for my sugar daddy to say that lately he has been eating spoon food, that he needs swallow. I had no other choice than to make him Okro soup with semo.

Poco is a very good cook though.
Are you glad you are dating a sugar daddy?

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