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Career › Re: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay It's Entry Level Staff? by Dshocker(m): 2:25pm On Nov 29, 2021
Enigma21:
Hello everyone.

I just passed Zenith bank recruitment test and would like to know how much they pay entry level staff and what the work environment is like.

Thanks in anticipation for your responses.
My brother you've not yet secured the job yet,until you've resumed your first day at work
Romance › Re: Bride Dies On Her Wedding Day In Kano (photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:20pm On Nov 29, 2021
Probably her ulcer got so severe that she had internal bleeding...May her soul rest in peace.
Crime › Re: Insecurity: Ben Adaji Urges IGP To Grant Nigerians Gun Licences by Dshocker(m): 2:18pm On Nov 29, 2021
Nigeria will end up like Somalia and if they doubt,they should ask Sierra Leone...A typical example of the James bond movie License To Die 007
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Brings Chris Brown On Stage At O2 Show (Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:13pm On Nov 29, 2021
Leaforever:
Wizkid brings out Chris Brown at O2 show for singer’s first UK performance in a decade
Brown was banned from entering the UK in 2010 after he was arrested for assaulting his then-girlfriend Rihanna.


Wizkid brought out R&B singer Chris Brown during the first of his sold-out shows at the O2 Arena in London.

The Nigerian artist was performing as part of his Made in Lagos tour. The first show broke the record for fastest-selling Afrobeats gig after tickets sold out in under 12 minutes.
During last night’s (Sunday 28 November) performance, Wizkid brought out special guests including Nigerian artist Tems and UK rapper Skepta.

Chris Brown came out to perform a rendition of “Go Crazy”, his 2020 collaboration with Young Thug.

It marked the controversial R&B singer’s first UK performance in over a decade. Brown was banned from entering the UK in 2010 after he was arrested in 2009 for assaulting his then-girlfriend, artist Rihanna, after a Grammy's party.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPMFknhCs5s

Source:
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/chris-brown-wizkid-o2-ban-b1965972.html%3famp
This will pepper Wizkid's rival fans
Fashion › Re: Meet Top 5 Pageant & Event Organisers In Abuja (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 2:06pm On Nov 29, 2021
The way Alex host or organise beauty pageant and award shows have made it look so cheap,like 2 for N5 or buy gala
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Immigration Officer, Abdullahi Usman Linked To Odili Home Invasion by Dshocker(m): 3:29pm On Nov 28, 2021
Jinjinjin1223:
Nznznzn
You are fraudulent,stop scamming people
Business › Re: Business Might Not Be For Everyone. My Bitter Experiences by Dshocker(m): 3:10pm On Nov 28, 2021
Onahi95:
** Fifth Experience**

By now I was legit scared of business that I had to abandon it and seek for admission into the university. If at that I didn't stop trying

I was home for a break in school so I looked for something to do to earn money for the main time. A friend of my mom was selling bar soaps then and according to my mom she was swimming in money though she didn't look it o. I met her and she told me how she was making millions by taking the soaps to other States to sell, she advised I went to pH since they had high purchasing power.
I used to hustle street trading in pH so I was familiar with the environs which was an advantage or so I thought. I did my calculations and was in high spirits as I was going to hammer this time.
I borrowed 100k from my dad, bought about cartoons of bar soap and set off to pH on a faithful Wednesday because I targeted oil mill Thursday market . I first dropped at obigbo junction and set my cartons of soap by a corner that the owner was absent and started screaming on top of my voice soliciting for customers...buy your original soap here, only 100 100 naira, e don dey finish oooo, eleme dey look bayelsa dey buy oo, after today no more ooo....I kept shouting....
I got some occasional glances by passerby's as they proceeded to their destinations, one hour turned to two hours yet no one has asked me whether na sample I sample abi na sell I dey sell. I got exhausted from my fruitless shouting and sat down, I realized it was getting dark so I called the number of the person I would pass the night in her place at mile 1....ghen ghen number no dey no reachable .... I shaa packaged my cartoons of soap and set off to mile 1, after all I came for oil mill so I'm sure I would sell all the next day.
Getting to mile 1 around past 8, every where was dark and deserted. I was scared so I had to proceed to mile 3 that was livelier. I packed my goods in one park and started looking for a place to pass the night, I went to a police station but they were questioning me like a criminal even after narrating my ordeal to them. I left and went the a church and the security turned me back that they only allow people to sleep in the church during vigils. I ended up sleeping in an uncompleted building in the state university.
The following morning I set off to oil mill market, I remember when I dropped a barrow pusher came to carry the goods to a place I would keep them but since I was running low on cash I asked him to help me place it on my head....haa oga this thing heavy o e go break your neck o, just give me 3h make I carry am for you.....he exclaimed, don't worry I'm fine I replied.
Five minutes later I was sweating like a Christmas goat with my neck now at 180 degrees, it was remaining just two poles to my destination when I gave up and dropped the bag. I called another barrow pusher and he quoted 250 naira.....chai see penny wise pound foolish, I barely had any strength left to haggle price so I agreed.
I found a corner outside the market and set my cartons of soap, I took one carton and went inside the market screaming on top of my voice as usual, three hours later and I had just sold only 5 bars of soap to make matters worst it started raining and my cartons of soap was in the open.
I ran like a mentally deranged man to where I kept my wares trying to save it from the rain, while I tried to carry the cartons to a shed some gave way throwing some of the soaps on the road with tricycles running over them. A barrow pusher came to my rescue and helped me save the rest.
After the rain subsided I went back into the market and started selling the soap at a 50% loss yet I was unable to finish one carton, while I was struggling to sell my kaya those agberos came with their wahalla and collected #300 from me, I went to a different section of the market to try my luck and 4 different agberos surrounded me with different tickets each not less than #200 . Oga abeg I never sell anything I tried to explain to them, come on give me my money joor one of them roared.
By now I was close to tears as they made away with my goods, heiya its unfair o, you people should pity this poor boy naa, see he's even crying, some market women pleaded on my behalf. They finally collected #500 from me.
I managed to sell two cartons just enough to get my transport back home and set off to the park. I was looking very dirty and unkept, at the park I bumped into a girl I was wooing when I was in ph, she kept staring at me probably trying to deduce if I was actually the person she was seeing. I kept a straight face and went to sit at the back of the bus away from other passengers glare.
At home I took the remaining goods to the woman I bought it from and sold it to her at over 60% loss and gave my dad the balance, though he complained but I carest not.

Even though I'm beginning to feel that business is not for me. I still want to try more.
I'm still broke and I've got more ideas though no capital but something keeps telling me I will get a breakthrough I business one day. I will still come back to testify here.

Feel free to share your own experiences doing business both the positive and negative ones.
Mods please push to front page so we can get wider views and contributions.
This your suffer no be small ooO
Crime › Re: Ritualist's Hideout Exposed In Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:11am On Nov 28, 2021
Only in black man's land you will find things like this
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: NNPC Contracts Innoson Motors To manufacture city buses by Dshocker(m): 7:24am On Nov 28, 2021
This is a welcomed development
Celebrities › Re: Students Sing For Don Jazzy At UNILAG NUGA Opening Ceremony by Dshocker(m): 3:44am On Nov 28, 2021
NUGA & RUGA sounds similar
Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Present NIN Before Using Restaurants - Pantami by Dshocker(m): 10:36pm On Nov 27, 2021
Not only restaurants, they should involve UBER as well
Fashion › Re: Meet Contestants Of Face Of Royalty Africa Pageant As Finale Holds Nov 28 by Dshocker(m): 4:47am On Nov 26, 2021
Alex no dey tire huh
Sports › Re: How Osimhen Sustained The Injury During Napoli-inter Millan Match. Pics And Vids by Dshocker(m): 6:45pm On Nov 25, 2021
Dikaveli:
This is what you see when you are using voodoo to play football each tournament you will ve injury
Hmmmmmm...iPITY you
Romance › Re: What Are You Benefitting From Your Current Relationship Now by Dshocker(m): 6:42pm On Nov 25, 2021
NovesaTillie:
I was benefitting good orgasm and companionship when I Need it after a hard day at the office.... He's really good at harder harder harder cheesy
Though he has stopped picking my calls.
You are lying,because you've never had Orgasm before,so calm down.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Photos Of Two Security Men Sleeping On Duty by Dshocker(m): 4:10pm On Nov 25, 2021
What do you expect,when their salary is 45k,while receiving the peanut from their 3rd party contract firm
Travel › Re: OceanGate Announces ₦103Million Trip To Titanic 12,500ft Below Atlantic Ocean by Dshocker(m):
A full blown black man can never pay for such nonsense
Politics › Re: Kenechukwu Okeke Killed By His Tenant In Anambra - Wife by Dshocker(m): 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2021
Godwin18r18:
Ok
I scanned the id B951wwpaoaaawt-3973361....It doesn't exist,meaning you are a thief grin
Properties › Re: High Tension Wire On A House Pillar: Your Opinion On This Picture by Dshocker(m): 2:21pm On Nov 25, 2021
The structural engineer is suppose to be arrested and tried in a sharia court...
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Kukah Joins Cultural Dance Troupe In His Home Town (Video) by Dshocker(m):
Very intelligent man,people like kukah are the type we need as a leader
Romance › Re: Is Love At First Sight Really Love? by Dshocker(m): 12:04pm On Nov 25, 2021
There is nothing like love at first sight,but we have fvck at first sight
Celebrities › Re: Zfancy Pranks Bobrisky - Check Bobrisky's Real Face (No Editing) by Dshocker(m): 11:08am On Nov 25, 2021
Ugly shit
Crime › Re: US Court Jails Sulemon Arowokoko For 44 Months Over Wire Fraud, Identity Theft by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Nov 25, 2021
If i were the jury,i will jail them for 44yrs #SayNoToFraud
Politics › Re: Abubakri Yekini's ThisDay Newspaper Advert Discrediting #EndSARS Report by Dshocker(m): 10:20am On Nov 25, 2021
SlyDev:
Nnamdi huh
Is that a name of a person,animal,place or thing?
Education › Re: Madu Stephanie Gets Straight A's In Her WAEC Result (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:18am On Nov 25, 2021
This is a welcomed development,considering the fact that eastern Nigeria has been doing well academically
Politics › Re: Abubakri Yekini's ThisDay Newspaper Advert Discrediting #EndSARS Report by Dshocker(m): 10:14am On Nov 25, 2021
Dr Abubakri Yekini don't deserve to have the title of a "Dr".....He is looking for cheap publicity with the intent to get recognized by the lagos state government
Politics › Re: 'Don’t Vote PDP In 2023' - El-Rufai To Kaduna Residents (Video) by Dshocker(m): 10:06am On Nov 25, 2021
The most wicked governor in the history of Nigeria...This man have ordered the killing of Christians in Zangon Kataf more than what bokoharam has ever done in the entire north east
Family › Re: Reaction As Nigerian Lady Amara Records Altercation With Mom Over Her Sexuality by Dshocker(m): 10:04am On Nov 25, 2021
Amatarasha:
Yes ooo!
Proud Lesbians are more responsible , sympathic to nature and good behaved than female hypocrites .
No lesbian is a sin .


A dull girl can't be a lesbian
But all lesbians are highly intelligent

Lesbianism isn't the reason why bank workers now beg online to feed nor why you suffer bad economy in Nigeria.

Allow nature take it course black fools will you ?
Lesbianism has come to stay Drfunmisticgold I hope we are communicating ?
God is disappointed in you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Magdalena Andersson Resigns Hours After Becoming Sweden’s First Female PM by Dshocker(m): 9:41am On Nov 25, 2021
If you are familiar with prison break you will understand what happened to Caroline Reynolds....I guess she stepped down due to the fact her opponent have a huge dirty cockroach in her wardrobe
Family › Re: I Am Confused As A Father And As Husband by Dshocker(m): 6:24am On Nov 25, 2021
hashbag1:
Nlanders,

I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences
that gave me suspicions over my wifes infidelity,the one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than
great suspicion over any other.

My daughter and son got infection, they were admitted into the hospital. On this faithful day, I was there with them and I left the hospital in the afternoon to get something for them to eat, I got back with the food and quickly rushed down to my office to tidy
some work. I felt hungry and decided to drive out, my way to the restaurant leads to the hospital, I was in traffic when I put a call through to my wife
whom I asked how she was coping and how the kids were doing, while on call with her, I heard sounds of car horns so I asked if she was out, she said yes that she was going to get water across the stree, so i was like you shouldnt have stressed yourself since
the house maid was with her, next thing she yelled at me saying why am I making ascertion as to who should go get the water or not, I was like but that isnt a big deal to ask, she was like well the house girl have been the one running errands all day, I responded saying instead of yelling
at me, you would have just responded by saying the above.
As a responsible and concerned father, I decided to suspend dinner and branch at the hospital which took me 8mins to get there because of traffic. On getting to the hospital, lo and behold, my wife was not there, just the kids and the house maid. I asked the house maid where madam was, she said she stepped out without saying
where she was going. I immediately put a call through to her. "Babes where are you at, just got here now and you are not here" She immediately hang up on me, I called back, she didnt pick, called her again didnt pick, waited few mins and called, she picked and yelled "why are you looking for me" I was like but you claimed you went to
go get water but its been up to 15mins and you are not here yet, next thing she said was im in a uber car, Wow uber car when you just said you went across the street to get water, how does being in uber car relate to that. I requested a video call, I hung up the normal call and called her on whatsapp call, she didnt pick, I called her back again on normal
call and saif you arent picking, she responded saying am in uber car now, call me on video again, I did but she still didnt pick. So I decided not to bother since declaring her whereabout seems frutile. She called back on normal call saying she was on her way home to pick some her items to quickly do an advertising shoot to model to her customers in the hospital room, that she didnt want me to get
mad at her reason why she didnt tell me before she left, I was like its not a big deal telling me that after which I have found out she never did go out there to buy water.

Husbands and fathers in the house, in this kind of situation, what could have been your thought? As for me, something was not just right, and the most damning part of all these is leaving the kids at the mercy of just the house maid, I feel if there is something she is hiding from me and leaving the kids like that is what
the issue of trust has led us to, I am left in amazement and total disappointment.
What you wrote up here doesn't say or show any sign of cheating,unless there are other traits she exhibit that you are not telling us.
Crime › Re: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Dshocker(m): 11:07pm On Nov 24, 2021
I don't understand this country
Properties › Re: The House Where An Agent Took My Friend To In Lagos (Photo) by Dshocker(m):
ashybabs:
Seen
They take you to your budget accordingly
Properties › Re: The House Where An Agent Took My Friend To In Lagos (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 6:03pm On Nov 24, 2021
This one na side walk passage

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