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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Celebrates Father's Day With His Children, Shares Photos by Dshocker(m): 10:12pm On Jun 16, 2019
Beautiful
Christianity Etc › Re: My Personal Encounter With Jesus On 8th June, 2019 by Dshocker(m): 12:04pm On Jun 16, 2019
imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!
Brother can you please and please shut up,please i beg you....Even Jesus is angry at you right now
Celebrities › Re: I Use Bikes When I'm Late To Airport, Nina Ivy Defends Bobrisky. by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Jun 16, 2019
Nina be claiming one super star that frequents the airport
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Shares Family Photos To Wish Husband Happy Father's Day by Dshocker(m): 10:21am On Jun 16, 2019
chiommy123:
Lovely but why their daughter come fair for face leaving her hands out and both parents are dark oh lipsrsealed
Is that not how most of you women operate?
Celebrities › Re: God Is Responsible For My Sexy Shape Not Plastic Surgeons - Omobutty by Dshocker(m): 5:44am On Jun 16, 2019
She is just a fat and shapeless cow,hiding under the help of a waist trainer to gain a figure 8 shape.....I challenge her to take a snap with a lingerie.
Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To A Baby After 10 Years Of Pregnancy (pic) by Dshocker(m): 5:37am On Jun 16, 2019
Something tells me that the rationale behind this cooked up story,is in a bid to promote that church Jesus Resurrection Prayer Ministry
Crime › Re: Punishment For Buying Stolen Phone In Lagos By Police by Dshocker(m): 8:43pm On Jun 15, 2019
Nigerian police with their useless law....Even,so police do buy stolen phones
Properties › Re: Akowonjo: Fire Service Trucks Arrive Burning House Without Water by Dshocker(m): 8:24pm On Jun 15, 2019
Even Lucifer the devil wouldn't agree to live in a country like Nigeria
Autos › Re: What's Your Dream Three-car Garage From One Auto Brand ? by Dshocker(m): 4:05pm On Jun 15, 2019
Mercedes Benz G63 BRABUS 6×6
Mercedes Benz GL63 AMG
Mercedes Benz GT63s
Celebrities › Re: Gideon Okeke And wife Chidera Uduezue Expecting A Baby by Dshocker(m): 2:41pm On Jun 15, 2019
blackaxe78:
I just hope Ubi Franklin is not the father of the baby
You are evil
Education › Re: Sex Scandal: Dr. Aduwo, Ekiti State University Lecturer Caught With Student by Dshocker(m): 9:16pm On Jun 14, 2019
And who told the girl that she has fresh pvssy¿
Crime › Re: Policeman Duped By Yahoo Boys Using Osinbajo's Name by Dshocker(m): 9:13pm On Jun 14, 2019
An officer of the law was scammed grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Makurdi University Student Beats Colleague To Death by Dshocker(m): 1:56pm On Jun 14, 2019
I guess he was sick or something
Car Talk › Re: Bentley Reveals 207-mph 2020 Flying Spur,The World's Fastest Production Sedan by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Jun 14, 2019
The Rolls Royce supercedes the Bentley in all ramifications...
Romance › Re: Couple Who Met On Twitter 5 Year Ago, Celebrates 5th Wedding Anniversary by Dshocker(m): 1:50pm On Jun 14, 2019
Kudos to them
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Zlatan Ibile Newborn Baby by Dshocker(m): 11:41pm On Jun 13, 2019
I can't differentiate the boy between zlatan and his girlfriend....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kojo Mensah Attempts To Commit Suicide At Ghana's Parliament House by Dshocker(m): 11:38pm On Jun 13, 2019
Jakasibo:
He should be charged for attempted murder and should be sentenced to die by hanging
Sooooo,what's the difference?
Celebrities › Re: Kechi Okwuchi Stunning In New Photos by Dshocker(m): 11:35pm On Jun 13, 2019
That crash really gave her another look....
Celebrities › Re: Glory Peace Looks Gorgeous In New Shoot by Dshocker(m): 11:32pm On Jun 13, 2019
Nothing special,just make up
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Comes For Ladies Who Are Not Same Way They Look On Instagram by Dshocker(m): 11:15pm On Jun 13, 2019
softwerk:
angry

Has you arse stopped leaking?!
What happened to his ass?
Romance › Re: Unilag Student Gets Bouquet Of Dollars From Her Crush (video) by Dshocker(m): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2019
That guy must be a unilag olodo
Crime › Re: Girl Moves To Withdraw Case Against 2 Lekki “Big Boys” Who Gang-Raped Her by Dshocker(m): 9:40pm On Jun 13, 2019
Barrywilly:
The girl is daft and a disgrace to womanhood. Withdraw wetin shocked. This is an opportunity to teach would be rapists a lesson of their life. Those guys are facing a maximum of life imprisonment. I wept when I read the graphic and sordid accounts of the rape by the victim; which was also recorded with their phones. This is a matter against the State in which she is just a witness. She doesn't have any power to withdraw anything.
Which life in prison are you talking about
Family › Re: Never Marry A Woman who Is Financially And Academically Ahead Of You As A Man by Dshocker(m): 7:36pm On Jun 13, 2019
sassysure:
So he can't go and dish out food?
I have never dished out food for my husband and he is not a small or hungry man. As a matter of fact even when I stopped working for sometime unless when we are eating together.
Once he finish eating, from the day one of our relationship, he will take his plate and wash, with every other thing he sees on the sink.
It has not reduced him from being a man and the man in the house that has my respect always.

Enough of all these gender rules. It has destroyed more than it builds.

Simple things like that are what endears your spouse to you but it seems like your friend is always trying to bring "I'm the man card" in his union like most of our men do.
The woman refused to dish out food, and she was forcing her?
If she usually dish out food, what made her not to do it at that time. Was she too tired or very angry over something?
Did he try to know what was her annoyance, rather he want to exert his right as the head by ordering her to do that. Somebody that houses and feed you?
Common, u guys are really very dumb sometimes. It takes so little to make women lay down everything they have for guys especially working ladies but pride will never allow you guys to see whats before u.
May you never fall inside Lagos lagoon on what you've turned your husband into cry cry cry
Family › Re: Never Marry A Woman who Is Financially And Academically Ahead Of You As A Man by Dshocker(m): 7:33pm On Jun 13, 2019
runwaymodel:
What's so bad in him dishing out his own plate? huh
If you marry,please and please,don't bother dishing food to your husband,let him do that and the cooking as well
Romance › Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Jun 13, 2019
DennickSoftman:
I run a business between Nigeria and Cotonou so I am always frequent in Cotonou. Though am a single guy, I met a girl that sells in one nice bar I usually love to chill when I am in Cotonou and you know how conji is a bastard sometimes especially when you know say prick no go school, I decided to have this girl as my conji cure anytime am in Cotonou.

The problem is we only started this sex thing not long ago and I believe it has not been more than three times and before I know she said she is pregnant. I was confused but I had promised myself I would not want any lady to commit an abortion except she does such without my knowledge.

I decided to take responsibility of the pregnancy and see her parents. When I visited her parents I realized I don enter one chance because the juju I was seeing everywhere from their compound to even their living room got me worried.

The girl goes to church and likes to pray but how can you do that when you are living inside juju house. So now her parents gave me list of things I would buy in acceptance that I am the father of the child and they said after doing that I can now come for another list for her hand in marriage. My people God know say I no fit marry inside that kind of juju house, but if you know about Benin Republic people very well, they don't joke with juju matter.

I really don't know what to do about this situation anymore.
Someone in my village once disappointed a girl he promised marriage in Benin Republic and up till today,dude is mad..... According to story,the girl's people made him mad.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Everything I Owned In America Was Sold During My Arrest" by Dshocker(m): 5:39pm On Jun 13, 2019
Even if you schooled in America and get a good job,you hardly will get a job that pays you up to $10,000 a month.....So kemi should stop lying of earning a salary of $20,000 in the 90's for that matter
Travel › Re: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by Dshocker(m): 5:32pm On Jun 13, 2019
PrinceCharmings:
how you carry convince her make she come Nigeria?. undecided
He is a yahoo guy that fell in love
Politics › Re: Photos As Rochas Okorocha Is Sworn In As Senator by Dshocker(m): 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2019
Modphase:
and your father who as no job is wasting his life away in your self contain apartment.
You + Rochas are a dreaded beast
Politics › Re: Photos As Rochas Okorocha Is Sworn In As Senator by Dshocker(m): 11:50am On Jun 13, 2019
Finally this bastard has gone in as a senator
Travel › Re: Hailstones Damaged Dozens Of Cars And Several Buildings In Romania by Dshocker(m): 7:41pm On Jun 12, 2019
Righteousness89:
It's not about
Romania or being lucky in Nigeria....

It Could Happen in Nigeria....

Nigeria has had a fair share of Floods that have Destroyed people and Properties..

The KING of Kings is set to arrive and so the Earth is Shaking...

It calls for Everyone of us to Amend our ways..

The Rapture will Happen Soonest
Can you please and please shut up
Celebrities › Re: Ifu Ennada Rejects Marriage, Questions Why “Husband House” Is Priority To Women by Dshocker(m): 7:30pm On Jun 12, 2019
Liliyann:
I quite agree with you baby girl!
Marriage is over hyped, alot of married folks i know are miserable in it and looking for ways to come out!
Don't let anyone pressure you into marriage!
You can still enjoy your life without the yoke of marriage!
Marriage is just another way of enslaving women cool
Oya join her,but don't come crying back
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Eboue Still Struggling With Depression by Dshocker(m): 6:08am On Jun 12, 2019
Starboytwo:
Na wa, azin shay this guy no get any money stored somewhere or wat?


I don't want to believe a footballer, played for arsenal in the Epl and starred in a champions league final could go so broke, what about all the 50k, 100k per week salary, where he put them?

This guy no pure, na bet9ja addict, he don use all salary play over2 finish....
All his money ended up in divorce case

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