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Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by Dshocker(m): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2023
Savedday2:
No! No right thinking man will marry u. Even if you look very young than your age , no one will marry you because, 9ja girls don't deserve marriage.

Peace!
If you say so, then your sisters also don't deserve marriage, and also inclusive of your future daughter, because obviously you are not married.
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by Dshocker(m): 9:25pm On Sep 27, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
I don't know if I'll ever get a man to marry me. I look so older than my age. I'm in my twenties, but I look like a 53 years old woman. Even men
and women old enough to be my father and mother will be referring to me as ma. Some of them are even people who are older than me with 30-35 years. Most people doubt me when they ask for my age and I tell them. They feel I'm lying about my age. I feel I'm more than the age I tell them. I know some people look older than their age, but I don't think any could be worse than mine. Mine is that bad!


I don't know why this is so. I don't know why I look so older than my age.Why is it like that? Is there any one here in this kind of situation? How does that make you feel? Please, what can I do to remedy this? Is there anyone here like that? Or am I alone? What do you normally do to help yourself in this situation? I would like to hear from you if you're in this.
There are some contributing factors you do that contributes to you aging faster.

*.....Stress
*.....The type of food you eat
*..... You thinking too much
*..... You don't get enough sleep
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 9:21pm On Sep 27, 2023
chloedogie:
Let's put it as credit into your phone number don't want you to see my full name. Oyah waiting
You demanded for account number, i gave you to prove yourself, now you are asking for phone number 😂😂😂.... Oga use pos, since you don't want me to see your name, that is if you have a dime in your account.

Jumping like frog, from one place to another, by the time APC finishes their term in office, you agbados will understand that 6 & half a dozen are the same.

Rubbish
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 5:01pm On Sep 27, 2023
chloedogie:
Send me your account details now and I will make you happy
Poor agbado man, and still waiting for the money, abi APC don finish your life?
Crime › Re: Leah Sharibu Divorces Her First Husband, Marries Another Terrorist Commander by Dshocker(m): 1:10pm On Sep 27, 2023
Someone Reno Omokri is fighting for.
Romance › Re: I Took Blood Oath With My Ex-girlfriend And This Is Happening Now by Dshocker(m): 8:12am On Sep 27, 2023
Opanka44:
Good evening House, I'm fazed, perturbed and downcast at the moment. I can't sleep. My eyes are heavy. I am depressed and I need all the counsel I can get.

In year 2020, I made a Beautiful girl(22yrs old). I asked her out same day I met her, we vibed so well and became lovers. It was during the COVID-19 period. I met this girl when I left my base at Lagos to Cross river(my place). The lady told me that she was a 200level student of Kogi state university and that she was home due to the lockdown.
Our love grew so strong and I was taken to her house to meet her parents. Very lovely people. We loved each other so much that we had already planned on getting married. We stupidly took blood Oath after a few months of dating cos the lady claimed that she had experienced lots of heartbreaks in the past and she was finding it difficult to trust me, she then suggested we took blood Oath. I accepted and it was done.
After the Oath, I discovered this girl only lied to me that she was an undergraduate. She was never!. She had just had her NCE. Her dad was the one that told me this, he never knew that her daughter had already lied to me that she was an undergraduate. I was so shocked to learn about this lie. After this discovery, I began to study her closely. But I never revealed my findings to her. She was so materialistic, but never demanding from me.
The main issue started when she discovered that I wasn't as rich as she had thought the first day she met me. She started to misbehave and was giving me unhealthy attitude. This lady at age 21, already had three abortions and terrible public image. I was so shocked.
To cut the long story, we eventually broke up. But some years back, she would always chat me up on Facebook wanting to see me and all that . But I have cut ties with her and I can't go back again. She's very rude, disrespectful and stubborn(Her parents confirmed this). Now, I want us to find a way of breaking this Oath, but each time I call to say this, she keeps throwing insults. And I can't withstand it. Sometimes when she insults, I also give it back to her in commercial quantity. But how long will dis continue? I haven't seen her since we parted.
I have already informed my mum about the Oath. But her own parents are not aware. I intend calling her parents but I have lost their contacts since we broke up. I only confided in one of her friends, but the friend isn't as sensible and responsible as it should. I really need help pls.
I'm scared of getting married now ... It's even much worse whenever I watch some contents online regarding such circumstance.

Moderators, pls move this to front Page ASAP.
Sorry I Posted it here. My apologies pls.
Oga blood oaths goes beyond licking each others blood and stuff.

Before blood oath will work, some incantations and ritual goes along with it, anything other than this, it will have no effect on either of you.

Zero your mind from negativity, else they come to fruition.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy 69th Birthday To Bishop David Oyedepo by Dshocker(m): 8:03am On Sep 27, 2023
Pulpit bandit grin
Culture › Re: Ooni Goes Into Seclusion, Seeks Spiritual Intervention Over Economic Hardship by Dshocker(m): 8:02am On Sep 27, 2023
What has spirituality got to do with our economy, i thought the Ooni-Of-Ife was learned?

Nigeria's problem is bad leadership and bad policies that needs to be addressed, so leave spirituality allow.

If he likes, let him do 10,000 of what he plans to do, will have not an atom of effect on the Nigerian economy.
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 7:52am On Sep 27, 2023
chloedogie:
Send me your account details now and I will make you happy
0016452401 Access Bank.... Am waiting
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 5:56am On Sep 27, 2023
chloedogie:
Egbon is still crying upadan.
Of cause, he is crying for you, so your life and that of your coming generation will improve.

You deserve better treatment as a citizen of Nigeria, na why him dey cry for you.

$1 is equivalent to N1,000.
Sports › Re: Nigerians Berate Napoli, Rage After Club Admin Trolls Osimhen Over Penalty Miss by Dshocker(m): 5:17am On Sep 27, 2023
Omo, e reach to troll Osimhen ooo.

Napoli was the chance so many had to realise N60m, but he missed it.

Dem suppose use kala blast dat nigga leg.
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 5:13am On Sep 27, 2023
Samantha124:
And stop making assumptions... Jeez!

What does adulthood has to do with sugar?

Next thing you'll be saying I'm always arguing.
Omo Samantha, para full your head, i no go talk again 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 7:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
Whatever..🤦🤦🤦
Stop eating sugary things, so the pain no go much, na you cause am, with wetin you dey chop.
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 5:59pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
Adulting is dealing with so bad right now, I don't have the energy for you...😩😩😩
Which one be say "adulting is dealing with you"?

You dey mensurate?
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 4:54pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
😑😑😑
Why you dey do your eyes like Abeokuta mosquito?
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 4:05pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
😒😒😒
Samantha you are stubborn, from the way you argue, you argue a lot ✍️
Romance › Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by Dshocker(m): 3:57pm On Sep 26, 2023
Samantha124:
Apparently I'm stubborn, I don't know how true that is.
So true 100%

Politics › Re: Hardship: We Are Tired Of FG’s ‘Soon’ Promises – TUC by Dshocker(m): 3:49pm On Sep 26, 2023
They should stop using the word "federal government" and be specific.

Just say Tinubu.... Because, he was the one that put over 200 million Nigerians in this mess and trying to use propaganda to cover it up, through his spokesman Ajuri Ngelale
Business › Re: Benefactor Of Benefactors: RATTAWU Honours Chief Kenneth Ifekudu With Man Of The by Dshocker(m): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
Alexiiydon:
billionaires whey no get one private jet
First of all, private jet is nothing.

People buy private jet for a reason, you can't wake up and buy one.

Secondly, if na private jet, a lot of billionaires have private jet in Anambra.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Dshocker(m): 1:37pm On Sep 26, 2023
Munife don't run 😂
Romance › Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Dshocker(m): 1:00pm On Sep 26, 2023
Sailingnorth:
I devoted a few minutes of my time to type things that may help someone become a better person, and here you are with a contribution that isn't helping.

Why are you even here?
I am here to simply ask you to stop it.
Family › Re: I Feel Hatred Towards My Husband by Dshocker(m): 12:54pm On Sep 26, 2023
PaigeTaylor:
I'm not perfect either. Never said I was. And that was my past life, something I wanted a solution to because I want to forget it, that's why I brought it to nairaland. Didn't you see where I said I didn't want a broken home? It's my past, Why bring it up?
But in the beginning of this post, you said you've been faithful to him.

Madam no evidence, since your wardrobe has many wrong activities.

You have no moral right to complain, or feel sad towards your husband.
Business › Re: Benefactor Of Benefactors: RATTAWU Honours Chief Kenneth Ifekudu With Man Of The by Dshocker(m): 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
BOSSkesh:
All this Igbo men with their dubious wealth
How did he get rich
What is the name of his business
Wealth without enterprise

Selling white powder
If you had read the report, you wouldn't be asking, what is the name of his business.
Business › Re: Benefactor Of Benefactors: RATTAWU Honours Chief Kenneth Ifekudu With Man Of The by Dshocker(m): 12:41pm On Sep 26, 2023
Anambra & billionaires are 5 & 6
Events › Re: What Happened At My First Burial Job As A Photographer. by Dshocker(m): 12:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
Timagex:
What would you do if you found out that, you have just been locked in a dark room with an open coffin that contains a dead body? shocked
Why did they lock you with the dead body, na you kill am?
Romance › Re: How My Girlfriend's Mum Prevented Us From Doing Abortion by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Sep 26, 2023
PuZZyNegro:
So, I got entangled with this girl who happens to be an undergraduate student.

Three months into our relationship, she took in. At first, I told her that I don't want abortion because I'm old enough to be a father and I can take care of her and the child.

But she said she wants to terminate it because of her academics and her family. I agreed and took her to the hospital to first conduct a pregnancy test, because the test we did was the home test, after which we would ask the doctor to do the D & C.

We did the test yesterday and was asked to wait for two hours to collect the result but it was getting late so we decided to go and return today to collect the result and abort the pregnancy.

But as soon as we got home, the mum called and told her that she had a dream where she (the mum) came to my house, went to my wardrobe and picked some black clothes and left. That it was really a bad dream/omen

The mum knows me, we talk on the phone but we haven't met in person. Immediately they got off the phone, the girl started crying because fear gripped her.

When she told me the dream, I asked her if she still wants to go on with the abortion but she said no.

We picked the hospital test today and it came out positive. We just picked up some drugs that will help the baby to grow well. We are going back in two weeks time for scan and start preparing for our bundle of joy.

Even though I didn't prepare for this yet, I'm willing to take on the responsibility and see through the challenge. I definitely know that the mother will be so disappointed when she gets to know but I'd rather face that than face jail term should anything happen to her in the process of the abortion.

I plan to pay her bride price by January though.
Them don scam you.... Hahahaha.


Dream ba wo grin

Celebrities › Re: Sam Larry Is The Father Of Mohbad’s Son – Kemi Olunloyo by Dshocker(m): 6:20am On Sep 26, 2023
Verydarkblackman first gave an insight on this.
Romance › Re: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Dshocker(m): 3:45am On Sep 26, 2023
Sailingnorth:
Guys! Guys!!! Guys!!!

I done know how to thank God enough right now.
Y'all recall this story I once posted: https://www.nairaland.com/7402873/should-straff-female-neighbor-whos

It turned out it was a trap, but I escaped it.
It was a trap to tarnish my reputation by a woman of higher authority.

She set up Another trap using a 43 year old woman, this time it was worse. The woman gave me green lights shamelessly.

But just as things were about to climax, she relocated.
The 43 year old woman is seemingly divorced, or not. But is not in good terms with her children's father.

I'll write about the second ordeal sometime later. I was forced/pressured to resign.
Finally my mind is at rest.

When I'm in the mood I'll gist you all on the second temptation, it is crazier than the first.
MILFs are death traps, most of them are bittered and will seek to ruin your life.

Especially the divorced ones, young men, beware!!!
So in all your life, the only challenge you face, are women chasing you around with temptation of sex?

Guy rest ✍️
Travel › Re: Nigerian With Permanent US Resident, Almost Denied Entry To Visa Free Country by Dshocker(m): 9:16pm On Sep 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
The problems are his names and the part of Nigeria he hails from. The Nigerian Passport isn't the problem. Deal with it.
Mugu, foreigners cannot tell what part of Nigeria you are from, to them Nigerians are Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Tribunal: Justice Becoming A Ludo, Shehu Sani Reacts To Some Judgments by Dshocker(m): 9:01pm On Sep 25, 2023
Honestly i don't understand anymore.

In as much as APC supporters are cheering them now, they should remember they are destroying the institution and shouldn't cry come 20yrs later.
Business › Re: Economist: How Can I Spend 70k A Month. by Dshocker(m): 8:54pm On Sep 25, 2023
CedarHoldings:
My income as this rest of the year is 70k, no more no less ,I need prudent spending now,

Kindly estimate how to spend it and still have like 35k saves,


Note! I have a jalopy car that I ride to work Monday and Tuesday only. Single
Why not sell the car scrab and use the money to start up a business

That car is nothing but a liability to you.

No be must say you must drive car, especially when your financial status is low...

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