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Romance › Re: I Was Raped At 14, Kidnapped By Herdsmen – Calabar Chic Opens Up On Life........ by Dshocker(m): 8:13am On Oct 01, 2023
The problem with Nigeria is that 9/10 out of every crime committed, cannot be investigated.

People get away with crime in this country.
Romance › Re: This Nonsense Has To Stop !!!! How Ashawø Go Draw Jesus Face For Yansh ?! ?? by Dshocker(m): 7:47am On Oct 01, 2023
kingot:
like seriously i dey vex

how can an olosho draw a tat of jesus face for her yansh

wtf?!
Ur lord and saviour wey u carry draw for yansh?? Shey fear God nah


okay assuming i wan do doggy ,,, and as u turn and position ur yansh, as i see jesus how my prick wan take stand huh

Ahbeg clear dat jesus , if nah sam larry or naira marley u carry dem put there
Abeg oo
God choses to bless whom he wants to bless.

A useless and condemned human being by the society might be the most precious in sight of God.

You might be righteous and God still will withhold his blessings upon you, while an armed robber, or prostitute will be receiving blessings upon blessings everyday.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Demanded Sex Before Collaboration With Simi – Brymo by Dshocker(m): 8:50pm On Sep 30, 2023
preekahantas:
Lies.
I know Simi from my Ikotun days. Her family house is close to where I make my hair then.


There is no boy in Ijegun Ikotun that did not Bleep Simi around Aso Rock before it became Aso Rock. Go there and ask about Simi leave social media. cheesy
You talk anyhow...

If they arrest you now, can you defend this lie?
Politics › Re: See White Elephant Projects By Nigerian Politicians Which You Clap About by Dshocker(m): 8:14pm On Sep 30, 2023
MTNnews:
Hate will not kill you igbos.
To the well meaning Nigerians that think Igbos only hate Fulani Hausa Yoruba you can see that Delta n Akwa ibom weren't spared in this clown bigoted criticism.

If I list abandoned project in Igboland I will still be listing till Jesus return but I rather not be consumed with endemic n irredeemable hate like the OP.

The Eko Atlantic you badmouth tomorrow igbos will claim they built it that is how low a despicable pig like the OP can go.
U are just a stupid and foolish tribal bigot.

1..... So automatically he is from Southeast because he talked about an abandon in Lagos

2.... He mentioned more state in the Southeast, than the Southwest.

3..... What he said is 100% factual.
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Dies 20 Days After His Wedding (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:00pm On Sep 30, 2023
Wujio:
Spirit husband,too clear
Evidence choke grin
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Dies 20 Days After His Wedding (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 4:30pm On Sep 30, 2023
[quote author= post=126102638]You Will Never Die, After Getting MARRIED.

Dont Forget, Bring This death news[/quote]has killed yet another!!!

Tragic 😭
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zoleka Mandela Buried Amidst Sexual Abuse Scandal in the Family (PICS) by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Sep 30, 2023
Samantha i don't understand, what type of handwriting is this?

Celebrities › Re: Felix Otabor: My Daughter Disappeared After Winning ₦100M - Bbnaija Phyna’s Dad by Dshocker(m): 1:26pm On Sep 30, 2023
The man is close to 70yrs, yet wisdom is far from him.

Normally a wise man knows that, a bird at hand, is better than 2 bird in the bush... Why would you sell your ambulance, when you've not seen another one.
Phones › Re: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by Dshocker(m): 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2023
HRHQueenPhil:
TikTok for sure kiss

However the best way to use your data is YouTube.. excellent place to learn about the Holy Spirit
You that have learnt about the holy spirit, can you tell us about the holy spirit?

Romance › Re: What's Your Opinion About Splitting Bills With Your Partner? by Dshocker(m): 3:42pm On Sep 29, 2023
labake1:
I am a feminist but it depends on how you defined a feminist
A feminist is a feminist, abi feminist get different definitions?

Oxford dictionary has one definition of feminist.
Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Move To Legally With ₦10M? by Dshocker(m): 3:19pm On Sep 29, 2023
Motun4082:
Really
Pls drop me ur contact
shooterme4lawzy@yahoo.com
Politics › Re: Telcos Plan Different Tariffs For Calls, Data In States by Dshocker(m): 8:07am On Sep 29, 2023
Best thing to do is; Go and do another welcome back on your sim, and register your location to the poorest state in Nigeria, which is Sokoto and Taraba state 🤐🤐🤐
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad: Sam Larry Arrested & In Police Custody - PRO (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 7:28am On Sep 29, 2023
I pray he truly gets justice

Health › Re: I Need Help Curing Staphylococcus Infection by Dshocker(m): 6:06am On Sep 29, 2023
tobby20:
pls make sure that you don’t use injection at all
All those anti booting s in Nigeria is not first grade
Use herbs
When I was infected it was one woman herbs in osun state that cured me
Under four days pulse and a scratching stopped
Brooo, stap can not be cured in 4 days...
Romance › Re: I’m Thinking Of Leaving, My Husband Requests For Anal Everytime by Dshocker(m): 6:02am On Sep 29, 2023
E choke 😂😂😂

Truth is; Man has a trait of gayism in him.
Romance › Re: DNA Test Reveals That Mohbad Is Not The Baby's Father - Kemi Olunloyo (Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:52pm On Sep 28, 2023
Wahala
Romance › Re: Please What's The Name Of This Thing And The Cure? by Dshocker(m): 11:44pm On Sep 28, 2023
Jeon:
grin

























Chai some girls dy try sheha, they can fuvk any ugly thing.
But he got it from a lady.
Romance › Re: Please What's The Name Of This Thing And The Cure? by Dshocker(m): 11:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
joy080:
Please who know the name of this STI disease and what's the cure
You are a dead man 🧟
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shops For Casket For Mohbad’s Burial, Gets It For Free (VIDEO) by Dshocker(m): 11:24pm On Sep 28, 2023
mbaise1000:
Hmmmm.
There are very poor people who die in this woman's hood who couldn't afford ordinary coffin, how many did she buy? And this funeral company owner, how many gas he even giving discounts to and there are surely many who couldn't afford them around him, how many times did he help out,
This is a society where people will be allowed to die because of 10k and 100k will easily come out to bury them, what are all this professional sympathisers doing for small boys and girls who are headed in the directions that will make them end up like this dead boy and those that will cause more untimely deaths? NOTHING
IF the Best you can do is give a befitting burial, when someone die when you cannot help out when the person is alife, you are nothing in reality no matter what you may think you are
Guy calm down!!!!

Even Jesus Christ didn't save everyone while on earth, you can only do the part you can and leave the rest.

If all the billionaires in the world comes together, they still can't help the world, they can only do their best.
Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Move To Legally With ₦10M? by Dshocker(m): 11:15pm On Sep 28, 2023
alterego17:
How sure is d contact n how long is d business visa duration?
100% guaranteed, and it is 1yr or more.

If you are wise and sharp, you can obtain a permanent resident or citizenship.
Travel › Re: Which Country Can I Move To Legally With ₦10M? by Dshocker(m): 5:11pm On Sep 28, 2023
Motun4082:
Good day everyone. Which good country can I migrate to legally with #10m. Europe or South America. Pls state your reasons too. Thanks
With N5m, i can link you to USA embassy, where you will interviewed differently.

100% guaranteed, and you make payment after Visa is out

But na business visa
Celebrities › Re: I Am Ready To Return To Nigeria If My Security Is Guaranteed — Naira Marley by Dshocker(m): 4:58pm On Sep 28, 2023
The time wey una dey frustrate the nigga, una no ask of protection, na now wey him don kpai una dey find protection.

Protection kill you there!!!

Abeg make Sam Larry just play reach Ikorodu fess, e get wetin dem want tell am.
Travel › Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by Dshocker(m): 4:50pm On Sep 28, 2023
Samantha come here oooo!!!

Put ear down, make you for dey understand we pidgin small small grin
Travel › Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by Dshocker(m): 4:46pm On Sep 28, 2023
ednut1:
most people in lagos cannot understand Port harcourt pidgin, why do you now think everyone in africa wouldhuh Even ekiti or ondo yoruba those in ogun and lagos can’t understand all the words.

If not for internet and skit making have you heard abobi or woto woto beforehuh
My brother, na Edo state and Delta state pidgin different from the rest of Nigeria.

Their pidgin dey sweet for ear grin
Food › Re: The 11 Pieces Of Ripe Plantains I Bought #500 by Dshocker(m): 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2023
ahnie:
Saw this huge man with a tray of plantain this morning hawking,called him to patronize him told him the amount I wanted and surprising he sold 11 pieces for #500.

He said he buys from yoruba land the reason why it's cheap

As an avid patronizer of cheapie,I told him to bring more tomorrow.
I intend cooking plantain veggie with it
Omo, this plantain is like 3k here in Lagos oooo.
Politics › Re: Ex-FIRS Boss Nami Approved ₦11bn Payments After His Exit - TheCable by Dshocker(m): 11:25am On Sep 28, 2023
That is the problem of this country.

They keep stealing left, right and centre, and no one is brought to book.

Then i see no reason why crime shouldn't be legalized in Nigeria.

Last year we had issue of the accountant general stealing close to N100bn and nobody baited an eye
Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University Graduate Attempts Suicide Over Withheld Results by Dshocker(m): 8:34am On Sep 28, 2023
One of APC's supporter, frustration wan kill am.
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 6:17am On Sep 28, 2023
chloedogie:
Drop any number and collect free credit or go and rest
I don't need your credit, just send N500 credit to your mum, she needs it.

I hope you can afford to send her the airtime 🤡
Romance › Re: Some Ladies Will Remain Single For The Rest Of Their Life Because Of This by Dshocker(m): 4:44am On Sep 28, 2023
EbolaTinubu:
There is this girl that I have known from when she was schooling. After I graduated and went for my service,I went to her and asked her out . While we were gisting,i asked for her hand in marriage but she just looked at me then as if I be one nonsense person or an alien asking for her hand in marriage grin grin
I just jejely went and married my beautiful darling. After so many years. I just called one of her niece today and we were just discussing oh. I then remembered her. Immediately I asked her niece about the lady oh. The niece now told me that she is around and still single. This is after some years oh. I really felt bad about it. I then told her niece to give me her number that I would want to link her with one of my cousin that is searching for a wife to marry. This evening,i chatted her up and introduced myself. She asked for my picture,i sent it to her after much questions , she couldn't recognize me again because man don add up small. I just can't believe how she responded to me. And this lady in question is desperately looking for a man to marry her oh. See the chat below. If it's you, will you still continue with the conversation or forget about her.
Oga there is no cousin of yours in the picture.

You collected her number to try your luck, to know if you can bang her ✍️

You think we are babies here 😂
Romance › Re: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by Dshocker(m): 4:40am On Sep 28, 2023
Samantha124:
Because you have a thing for chains around her legs and waist, why not just chain her in your house?
I swear 😂
Crime › Re: Customs Intercept Live Parrots, Hawk Worth ₦‎6 Million by Dshocker(m): 4:39am On Sep 28, 2023
preekahantas:
Lies.
Bushmeat can never be this expensive.
Young man, they weren't selling them for consumption, but as pet.

Secondly, bushmeat are more expensive than the regular meat you buy from the market.
Politics › Re: Seeking For Investors Abroad Waste Of Time, Obi Tells FG by Dshocker(m): 4:33am On Sep 28, 2023
chloedogie:
Begi Begi drop your phone number and 5k credit immediately. That's for a start. Don't be ashamed drop it.
Beggi beggi, or no beggi beggi, i already know say your pocket dey lick 😂

Nothing is new to me, when it comes to APC apologists, una go suffer for 8yrs the most.

God go help you, to overcome financial burden ✍️

Next time chose wisely.

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