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WebmastersRe: Show Off Your Best Work. by DualCore1: 2:09pm On Mar 05, 2012
Doncigallo, if your (blocked) reply was meant for just me you can rest assured that I have seen it and like yawa just said. . .to each, their own. In my opinion you are not a professional. . . and you really don't have to be bothered. . . its not a general opinion, its just mine.

For the benefit of anyone. . . I have no problems with the usage of jQuery or JS. Professionals have however known not to rely on javascript for functional areas of a site. .  they have known to write JS scripts that will gracefully degrade when their is no JS . . . they have known to add something like this (at the very least):

<script>
$(function(){$('#no_js').hide();});
</script>
<p style = "color:red" id="no_js">This site works best on a Javascript enabled browser and is best viewed on so so so browser </p>

I don't need to explain what the code I have written does. If you cant tell what it is, I can't help you.
WebmastersRe: Show Off Your Best Work. by DualCore1: 8:21am On Mar 05, 2012
[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=885157.msg10329337#msg10329337 date=1330896048]Even those that do it for fun should follow standards na? At least i believe so.[/quote]Those that do it just for fun are under no obligation to follow standards, there's nothing at stake. . . all they want is a happy ignorant customer.

Professionals do it for fun but not just for fun. There's everything at stake, your 4-hour daily sleep with a clean conscience knowing you didn't just rip your ignorant client off with some woosh effects at the expense of standards. Your re-hire rate, which is always high if you keep doing a good job. . .many other things at stake.

See this scenario: trident.com.ng

Dangote's secretary sees the site on her laptop with cool jquery effects and tells her boss who is on the move about it and how they could do a million dollar business with Trident.

Dangote now wants to check it up on his. . . Galaxy tab (relax, I use a Galaxy tab so Dangote should be able to afford it cheesy)
Oh well it just so happens that Dangote is pissed because he can't access the full site because the navigational menus are all in javascript which is at the mercy of the browsers . . . and his browser (Javascript enabled) has just decided not to respond to any fadeOut(), fadeIn(), show() functions. As far as I know I couldnt access the site's menus on the latest opera browser for android on my galaxy.

Worse still if Dangote is using a mobile browser with no JS support.

So you are telling me Dangote will want to put his one Naira in the hands of a company who's first impression. . . has been tarnished by a "dis-functional" site? Oh well Trident has lost Dangote's millions, oh well Trident does not know and trident is happy they have a "cool" site.

Now that's fun. . . just fun.


remoranger:
lots of them. www.unotechmedia.com   not mine by the way
shilling:
Doesn't load.
Whois: unotechmedia.com
Registrar of Record: In2net Network Inc.
Record last updated on 16-Jul-2011.
Record expires on 28-Feb-2012.
Record created on 28-Feb-2008.
WebmastersRe: Contract- Expert In Web-site Builder Needed. by DualCore1: 9:52pm On Mar 04, 2012
[quote author=gse-integrity link=topic=884741.msg10328699#msg10328699 date=1330888129]NOTE THAT THE BEST PRICE IS WHAT WE'RE AFTER! SEND QUOTATION TO royaldecisionltd@yahoo.com[/quote]And by this you mean the cheapest price, which is wrong. Please go after the best proposal you receive. The best proposal may not be the cheapest but it is worth it for your business. . . you are not running a non-profit organization so be ready to invest in your online presence.

Its not very hard to know the best proposal, look at the official website of the person giving the proposal and you should have an idea of what your own site will look like in the end. If their site looks like a joke then yours wont look any more than a joke.
WebmastersRe: Show Off Your Best Work. by DualCore1: 1:46pm On Mar 04, 2012
doncigalo:
@dualcore Tnx for ur positive feedback as well and for the article on unobtrusive javascript. Concerning ur opinion on jquery, well I beg to differ as its the way forward, so im biting the jquery candy hard and  my clients are loving the results!!
You welcome brother. There are professionals and there are those who do this just for the fun.  For the latter, they have no regard for best practices. We will all get to our destinations in the end. God be with us. In God we trust, in code we live.smiley
WebmastersRe: Show Off Your Best Work. by DualCore1: 7:40am On Mar 04, 2012
Let another ignorant person open "Nigerian clients suck, show off your highest paid project".  grin


cyclops4real:
i opened a tread like this once dey be won chop me raw imagine u post a question on webmaster session u will get nollywood story some will say google it my brother true u talk no be lieeee
Use your head, I provide tech support on both hardware and software platforms and there is hardly ever any NEW problem on the internet, if only everyone could just get off their lazy behinds and Google. When you have a problem, Google should instinctively come up as your first option. . . not a forum.


Madam Shilling, I don't really know what to say to you. You don throw the bomb on our territory and have sought exile in the land of the ignorant ones so there is no how I can retaliate in kind without ending up in a criminal court. Once you are extradited from that ignorance island, kai I will chop you raw  grin


doncigalo:
heres my latest work http://www.trident.com.ng, its for an IT company based here in Nigeria. Let me know what u think.
Very good and functional site (when Javascript is enabled).
See the link below for more info on unobtrusive javascript coding.
http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/spry/articles/best_practices/separating_behavior.html
We shouldn't bite all the jQuery candy  smiley


Please no more "show offs". It doesn't work for us in this place, in my experience.  tongue
EducationRe: Uniport No Be School by DualCore1: 12:01am On Mar 04, 2012
Info Tech? Uniport? First class?. . . Fortran? Brother please. grin

Shay MI said it, computer science students graduating without seeing a computer.

How could you possibly put a value on your uniport computer science (IT) degree?

Uniport students you have a right to be silent, I have seen your dirty codes.
WebmastersRe: Urgent Help Needed. by DualCore1: 11:24pm On Mar 03, 2012
I strongly doubt the budget is even right seeing as the requirements were changed along the way. The topup method is what reloadng.com uses. There has to be a VTU API that MTN is hiding from the public so you will need to contact MTN for this. This will never work without an API initiating a VTU action.

When you have an API, its piece of cake.

Psuedocode:
Get phone number;
Get amount to credit phone number,
initialise payment gateway
if (payment is successful)
call the vtu api to credit phone number with stated amount
else, throw an exception.
WebmastersRe: Domain Name Suggestion - Help Needed Urgently by DualCore1: 8:51pm On Feb 29, 2012
chimuchi.com

1. Its available
2. Its unique
3. 8 characters
4. Easy to remember chi-mu-chi


A domain is only as powerful as what it's used for.

What in the world is the meaning of "Google" or "Yahoo"?

My 2 naira grin
. . . and no I am not crazy.
WebmastersRe: Help! Help! Any Replacement To Coffie I Cant Programmer And My Dr. Is Compaining by DualCore1: 10:15pm On Feb 28, 2012
Create for yourself a work schedule.

A rough sketch of my schedule is
3am - 7am: Work
8am-1pm: Work
10pm to 12am: Study

The other free time slots not in the schedule can be used for anything, including more work or more study. . .
I don't follow it rigidly but it works. You need that sleep. When you don't sleep you end up being busier and less productive. Its one thing to be busy its another thing to be productive.


Some non-coffee tips to stay awake at night:
1. Bright LCD light on your display
2. Music (I use soft rock)
3. Dont be conscious of the time
4. Don't anticipate your sleep
WebmastersRe: [VIDEO]bypassing Authentication With The Firefox Addon Noredirect[/VIDEO] by DualCore1: 3:17pm On Feb 27, 2012
Nice, please add some (female) voice in your future vid tuts.
What app did you use for the screen recording?
WebmastersRe: Wed Developer by DualCore1: 11:37am On Feb 27, 2012
That's like saying every electrician should know about block laying and plastering and should be ready to do those jobs just because. . . electrical wires run through the building so the electrician cannot work without the building.

There is a fine line separating web development from web design and you as an employer should know this before you start hiring anyone.

This is why we hardly have true professionals in these fields when clients will want one person to be a master of all. And we complain when the jobs done are below expectation.

Please correct this mindset of yours, I also recommend reading the employer articles on freelancer.com. In my experience I get the best clients from there because the job descriptions are neatly spelled out.


Bottomline: (non actionscript) flash and graphics do not fall under a must-know for a web developer they are a plus. They are not a key requirement for every good developer.


P.S: I am not saying all of this because I want you to change your terms cuz I may be interested in your offer but can't do flash. . . I am a core web developer (php & mysql) with expert handling of web design techs (xhtml, css, js, xml). I am not interested in your offer, I am only stating something which may be of benefit to anyone out there including you.
WebmastersRe: Wed Developer by DualCore1: 10:24am On Feb 27, 2012
Hire the right people for the job. Hiring a web developer who must be knowledgeable in flash and graphics is like hiring an electrician who must be knowledgeable in masonry. Would you let a professional electrician mould the blocks for your building just because he has a good knowledge of it?
PhonesRe: What Are The Best Nigeria To Uk Calls Rates by DualCore1(op): 6:55pm On Feb 26, 2012
Chai, dis boys dia babes no dey uk. angry
WebmastersRe: A Good And Honest Web Designer Needed by DualCore1: 6:47pm On Feb 26, 2012
check bestvalueproviders.com
As far as I know, he is in Enugu.
WebmastersRe: Should I Hire This Website Designer? by DualCore1: 6:44pm On Feb 26, 2012
Cheapautos
NewMedia
chukwuneduossai.com

ALL same entity/person. Do your research or pay slyr0x to help you research tongue
Silly publicity stunt.

Just when I thought something good could come out of this country, worse came.
WebmastersRe: Is Clickify.tk A Scam? by DualCore1: 11:35am On Feb 25, 2012
Anything having to do with earning/making money on a .tk domain should not be taken serious in my opinion.
PhonesWhat Are The Best Nigeria To Uk Calls Rates by DualCore1(op): 8:57am On Feb 25, 2012
I'm looking for the best Nigeria to UK call rates from any of our Network provider. The best doesn't have to be the cheapest but if its the cheapest. . . all join.
WebmastersRe: Is This A Pirated Gtbank Website? by DualCore1: 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2012
Reported to the datacenter. Let's see if they do anything.
WebmastersRe: Is This A Pirated Gtbank Website? by DualCore1: 4:02pm On Feb 23, 2012
[quote author=yawa-ti-de link=topic=877557.msg10256073#msg10256073 date=1329992599]I would assume that the domain extension gives it away instantly  huh[/quote]Not to mummy and daddy.

Infact it will even add more authenticity to it when mummies and daddies see its not "ordinary" .com but something so "official" and "different" .tk.



Trader: Okoro my pikin please help me check my email

Okoro: Ok sir. . . papa GTBank don send you mail o

Trader (excited): Ehn, chai this people like oyibo things, wetin dem talk?

Okoro: They say you should update ya details in dia website.

Trader: Ha, open it na lets see the website.

Okoro: papa come type ya ID and pin

**trader reaches for file of papers to get that paper GTBank gave him containing the ID details,  dnt blame him, he has never had need for it before so its not in his head**

Trader: Oya my pikin see am, type am.

Okoro: papa e don enter. . . dem say i should press tonic. . . sorry token.

**trader reaches for the brand new token in the small white box, dnt blame him he never had a need for it in the past **

Trader: Oya okoro press am and ggive them the numbers. . .

Okoro: papa e don update finish!

Trader: Thank you my pikin.
WebmastersRe: Become A Website Designer And It Expert In One Day. by DualCore1: 8:27pm On Feb 22, 2012
WebmastersRe: Shorten Link With Php by DualCore1: 9:51pm On Feb 21, 2012
shaaaaamamoooo abarahhhhhhhkaaaaaamamoooooo, sheeeeeeeeekaaaarasheeeekaaaaa. . .

relax bro i'm just doing my normal voodoo to get the error message from ur mind.


wht the heck is the error joooor angry grin
WebmastersRe: How To Tell What Software A Site Uses by DualCore1: 5:48pm On Feb 21, 2012
WebmastersRe: Text Editors Vs Wysiwyg by DualCore1: 5:46pm On Feb 21, 2012
Well, we code for different reasons. I don't code just to achieve an aim, I like to have mastery over anything I put my hands on, even babe sef grin
WebmastersRe: Shorten Link With Php by DualCore1: 5:40pm On Feb 21, 2012
Put the following in your .httaccess file

<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^([0-9A-Za-z]+)/?$ /selltore.php?user_id=$1 [L]
</IfModule>
This will make
http://www.wpnhy.com/selltore.php?user_id=29
and
http://www.wpnhy.com/29
point to same location.

If it doesnt work, fix my code.
EducationRe: Covenant University Fuel-less Car Unvail! by DualCore1: 4:33pm On Feb 21, 2012
tkb417:
really do not care if its re-inventing the 'cart'

at least it shows someone sat down to do something and not for once yahoo yahoo

one day we'll grow from re-inventing wheels to building wheels

and if u make jest of this and u havent done one thing in all the years uve spent in life, u need help
I want to believe your over 17,000 posts are of a better quality.
EducationRe: Covenant University Fuel-less Car Unvail! by DualCore1: 4:31pm On Feb 21, 2012
Good initiative. Implementation is a waste of time. Build things in a bid to extend its present state of development not in a bid to replicate things.
This end product (as it were) should be the output of a development phase in a bigger project. . .

That BS of the car doing over 100 Km/H with that set up (no recharging on-the-go) I see in the pic is just what it is. . . BS.
Is someone confusing the size of batteries to be directly proportional to their output? Big battery, big power  undecided
WebmastersRe: Text Editors Vs Wysiwyg by DualCore1: 4:14pm On Feb 21, 2012
There's nothing I can't do in my home;
home = Notepad++ and Firefox (Addons: Firebug, WebDev Toolbar)

Anything else is just candy. Candy is for kids  grin
Chill, this is just my wicked opinion.
WebmastersRe: Should I Hire This Website Designer? by DualCore1: 4:57pm On Feb 20, 2012
NewMedia:
nice job out there.well done guy.
NewMedia:
You should have bin back by now.Or still stuck?
Considering you are the same person who created this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-875065.0.html


I just re-lost some faith in Nigerians, clients and "developers" alike.
Back to square 1.
WebmastersRe: My Wp Blog Is Gone! by DualCore1: 3:46pm On Feb 13, 2012
I cannot help you from here. If you are on yahoo messenger, gtalk or skype. Give me your ID.
WebmastersRe: My Wp Blog Is Gone! by DualCore1: 3:29pm On Feb 13, 2012
Its possible there is a problem with your .htaccess file.
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