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As for those two above,
Eye Dey their body but
Dem no know

ayobase: Wassup buddy...longest time....howz life and work?

U no sey na joke I dey!

Fighting the Gogoodd fight bro
How's your end?
E don really ray ooh...
What's good nah?
Inbox me if any racket Dey ooh
Am presently shining my eyes really hard.

ayobase: You and ijebabe...u better declare wetin dey ur mynd o!
.
LOL

*EFCC is watching you*

belltwelve: Meatpie- Akpa Nri Anu
Ice cream- Aisi nri mmiri meuku
Security guard- Sekuriti gaadu
Aeroplane -Eropleni/Eroplenu
President- Prezdenti

what happened to
onye nche
ugbo enu
onye isi,onye ndu,onye ochi chi
? ? ?

ifyalways: Spilc was vibrant some 10 to 13 years ago. I know cos I was in sec. School and they organise Inter school/state Igbo language debates, quizz etc.

Multi storey building = ulo enu .

I can't even pronounce some of those things @ Ezeagu. Lolz

Very soon, i'll start learning Igbo afresh from the kinda things am seeing here...
ify i sent you a mail oh

otele: More like ulo-nkwa or ulo-ibonge

did u mean akwa?
and whats ibonge?

white dove: BREAKING NEWS:
FRSC NIGERIA just tweeted:
"A fully loaded BRT bus fell off the 3rd mainland bridge into the Lagos lagoon, 26-11-12.Rescue work in progress. Motorists be cautious."

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!

UPDATE coming up as we get more info

false alarm SIR!!!

omotola1: But the woman in question is not happy. She said “it‘s tearing her heart“.

You know, am one of those people that believe that the woman holds the supreme key to a mans heart.i think that nairaland is a small opponent compared to what she has conquered to get to where she presently is.in my opinion, when she sees it sufficiently aas a problem, she knows what to do.truth be told there is very little we can do to help her.

[quote author=ada - ide]@ dubem, I dara ya. Abu onye Oraukwu ma burukwa onye Mbaukwu(Oka south)[/quote]Onwere ndi m'ma na nwere iwu'a na njikoka.
Onye ebe ka ibu na ora ukwu?

am watching
#justsaying

omotola1: Yeah... He should even be sued!

na wa oh
that guy is just a business man
he dint ask anybody to get addicted
besides,dosen't he make us all happy?

DANILSA: THE GUY DON SEE ONE CHAIKING OTEPU, MAY BE IDOWUGBO DON CAGE THE GUY. SEE WHAT YOU DO, STEAL HIS PASS WORD ENTER URSELF, GO TO ISLAMIC SECTION ABUSE THE MOD AND HE WILL BE BANNED TILL 2095.

am laughing so hard my rib aches

omotola1: Tell her to beg Seun to release her husband, or better still Seun should help her ban him.

are you implying that seun is a husband snatcher?

Una be fool: Loool. It is recommended that she herself gets addicted to it as well... Nairaland is a website that everyone would wish getting addicted to...

shey na im make una be fool?
addiction of any kind is bad.

tell us his user name and we may be able to give him back to you

sometimes i wonder how you manage to make out time to write these things.
i must commend you,they are really nice write-ups. but you know the thing with us is that like the proverbial child who after agreeing to the fact that a snail killed his father and his mother also concurs that what he is holding in his hand is a snail...although we may know these things,we still tend to fall prey to simple antics relating to knowledge we already posess

[quote author=Mynd_44]Sorry na[/quote]e no de hard u talk...

[quote author=ada - ide]Iwa oji na igo oji bu ofu ihe. N'ezia, nwata adiro ago oji ma okenye nnoru
ka ma, okenye were ikike isi ya goo.

Ya kpatara, nwata na ago oji n'iru nna ya (elder) i ga nu ma okwu odiri okwu a "nna m, o gi nyerem oji, oku aguyere nwata n'iru nna ya ama ele ya" okwucha, ya ago-oji ahu.

nso ala:

N'Obodo m, anyi adi egbu Eke ogba(Phyton)ma obu mbe.
anyi adi a nu nwanyi n'afo ime (not practised so much anymore)
Adi echu mmiri n'abani
Umunna wee isi- ehi obula eji mee ihe
IN My House: eke okuko bu nna m wee (very unfortunate)
Ukwa bu onye hu o buru, eti o ka odi kwa udala (onwghi onye wee ukwa friut but nku belongs to owner of land)

Biko nu odikwa ka edemede m, owere ka si a sound[/quote]Ada ide
obi mu gwara'm si na ibu onye njikoka.
ekwuru'm eziokwu?
meanwhile,eziokwu ka ikuru.
ndewo

NICE!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]What stunt?[/quote]now u've never heard burning cold, right?