₦airaland Forum

First female this and that

No be title

Things dey occur

We know of certain rivers in certain States only when people drown

No pictures?

Comrade we came for the pictures.

Save 200,000ngn per month starting from March or April

Buy latest iPhone, use am snap clear pishures to shame and pepper all the people that thought I'd never make it and the hoes that were using me to do "I can't put all my eggs in one basket" may excess fat never leave them. All of them done double in size finish i thank God I missed those bullets.

Someone met me in Legal year my ex class mate a female and said to me, in my face "I never imagined you as a lawyer" (she was those book worm types that teachers liked, me I was the one teachers didn't even know was a student in their school) another woman my former biology teacher in secondary school Miss Blessing (she never marry when last I saw her) said to me to my face " you? Lawyer? How? But you didn't use to talk na? How manage?"

this redpill life i enjoy it but my mama done dey too disturb me about Marriage and I'm only in my mid 20's

So I will find one young fit large to medium booty oyinbo girl take hol' my side, use that wan shock my mama small. I no get anybody time.

Engagement ring underwear is what I saw oh

Now I'm seeing engagement ring underwater

Comrade wetin dey occur?

Comrade: you go take ring abi you nor go take. That's how you propose.

If you kneel down for engagement, wetin you go come do for marriage proposal? Prostrate?
Na him make prostrate cancer dey too hol' this Kain people

This man doesn't know Nigerians LOVE suffering and smiling

God dey
There is God
E go better one day


I mean no population is more docile than Nigerians.
They are afraid to die but already living like they are dead.
No steady electricity for over 60 years now and not one riot or protest about it everyone bought generator and keep buying fuel

Most Nigerians have absolutely nothing to lose in this life but are still afraid to die, so they don't speak up against bad governance, corruption, nepotism, greed, rituals, crime generally. Shhh! If you talk dem fit come for you. But if you don't talk you remain exactly where these people want you to be.

I wish you all the best Naija. See you when we see, if we see.

rentAcock:
Even if Naira drops to N4000/$, I will continue to believe in this country because I can see what's coming. The wise are heavily investing in Nigeria while the weak are looking for how to go abroad. The whole world is tired of China, they are looking for cheap labor, Nigeria is the next China. We have the population, the youth and the literacy level to be the next manufacturing power. Plus, several countries that benefited from slavery (U.S, UK, Spain and Portugal) have proposed ways to pay back Africans for all the abuse, exploitations throughout our history. There is a conscious effort to make Africa the next industrial hub. Those lacking foresight won't see this, they only see the now and not the later. Ignore the noise and look for a small factory you can start; In the next 5yrs all the big multinational companies like Amazon, Walmart and co will be pouring billions into our infrastructure just to enable us to manufacture goods for them. So many people will miss this boat, but you are hearing this now, act on it.

That's not how it works chief.
I am a lawyer and someone who is very knowledgeable in world affairs, global trade, diplomacy and economics.

To be the next China you need 1. Security 2. Stable currency exchange rate(stable local currency) foreign companies will not want a currency like naira that fluctuates every 2 hours that's incredibly dangerous for business in 5 years naira went from 300 to 570 per dollar every company holding naira for that period would have lost half their value due to nairas devaluation

3. Electricity: FACTORIES and manufacturing plants will find it difficult to make profits if they have to rely on petrol or petrol generators

4. Cost of transportation of goods from and out of Nigeria it costs twice as much to transport goods by air to Ghana than to Nigeria this is why most big companies use Ghana rather than Nigeria to get into the west African market
So manufacturing plants based in Nigeria will find it very expensive and difficult to export goods due to high cost and grid lock at apapa port and the under utilisation and insecurity at other ports

Should I continue?

Countries in Africa that can be the next China are 1. Tanzania, 2. Ethiopia 3. Kenya 4. South Africa 5. Ghana

These countries already have good road networks, low import and export costs, relatively stable electricity atleast 12hours per day, they have already started seeing influx of Chinese and other foreign countries setting up manufacturing plants read about the plats set up in Ethiopia by Chinese and the phone manufacturers in Kenya I think
Nigeria double or triple taxation at state, federal and local government level as well as insecurity drives away multinationals
Wilbros were chased our of Nigeria because Nigerian workers wrecked them stole from them and kept taxing them unofficially (community boys and elders taxed the company into the ground) despite them paying the official taxes as well. Today theconoa y is no more their building has been abandoned for many years now.
Now those chiefs and "youths" have noone to tax their hardworking relatives who used to work for the company and also steal from them no longer have work since that time.

Catch them young

Fruit of the cibok girls, dapchi girls and those boys schools they raid what did you guys think they raid them for? Food?

It's money from Ransome, pucci from young girls for their fighters to feel alright and procreate and lastly new young male members to continue the cycle, Daz it.

Sharing formula : 5 in Abuja so that politicians will see Mr. Liman bought what he claimed he bought
3 in Lagos because it's Lagos and their population
2 in P.H because it's P.H
1 in Kano
The remaining 5 in Limans House

Mstravelindiva:
It’s the 12 Pro

Thank you

I like truthful people so i liked everybodies comment before mine who specified actual year

post=108690087:
What is civil about the Nigeria civil service.

WORD!

Dyke15:
By this time next year, I will be updating una too with my travel pictures
Insha Allah
Same God wey run am for una, go run am for us too
Amen...

You don copy my comment from that other American thread 2 topics below this wan on page 2

Una no wan gree person rest with all these abroad pishures today wetin happun?

Anyway it's only a matter of months I will soon start taking my own too

No be me Una go leave for this giant of Africa wey Malaria and typhoid wan finish me. As inflation no finish me kpata kpata

Dreytonisback:
U no know wetin God do for you
Once you're out of Nigeria and you still didn't make it , you can never make it in life again

To anyone who wants to travel out of Nigeria, I pray your visa gets granted without stress

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Amen i receive it, ride on pastor

Mstravelindiva:
Thank you, no special camera or device, I use my iPhone.

Which of the iPhones in particular

Hey ya, you don too do me longer throat

Next year god willing, Insha Allah, I will also post pictures like these on Nairaland in Jesus name amen

Ahn ahn, Haba the opression don too much.

Meanwhile sister abeg which phone do you use to take these shots I need to buy it.

skedman:
If you invest that money into business in Nigeria if you are not careful that money might vanish
The country is not business friendly at all
Economic stability zero
Power. Zero
Security zero
Fire emergency zero
Government officials. Not trusted
Road----bad state
Lasma,road safety, bio

Your head dey there

Lijams:
you have 10m and you are still looking for a country to run to, do you want to go and start all over again? Why don’t you put the same effort that made you that money on multiplying it? Or did you by chance or luck won the 10m?

You think say to multiply millions of naira for Nigeria na come chop?

I get 2m to japa (but over 11m of my parents money in my account as proof of funds) i am ??, male, any advice? I don already start the process by next year I go japa but i just wan hear wetin Una go suggest

Finally Nollywood actor wey we Sabi not all those oloshos hiding behind the title actress to legitimise their funds from sponsors and sugar daddies

pepperdemzombie:
Linda pikin_no papa
Precious children_no papa
Ini Edo pikin_no papa.
Shey ipob children no dey get papa ni?

Is Ini Edo Igbo?

it's like saying idoma people Are Fulani? Because they are close or they can both understand Hausa due to their proximity to the hausa's

I am the donor

Ini leave this people

Odumegwu featuring Foluke

She get luck 10th January is not too far
Just pray they don't seek adjournments ad infinitum

But your worship abi your lordship since it's lasgidi if she had 500,000 + 2 sureties with 500,000 each do you think she would have taken the box of 2.5m
Except the stealing is spiritual, I mean in the blood

Bukola

No ne by all these ones

Do promo

Give us free flights

Your ticket too dey cost

Ok oh

Billionaire in subway surfers game abi what?

This is billion 1,000,000,000
To be a billionaire is not about having 1billion in your account but assets.
Also it is measured in U.S dollars or British Pounds and not kwacha or Cedi or naira or Rand and any of the other numerous worthless currencies that don't enjoy global acceptance.

So I ask does mr. Kennedy own assets worth over 410,000,000,000 naira (going by today's official cbn exchange rate?) That will warrant the "title" Billionaire.

It seems You people want to make this title as useless as the titles "Chief" and "sir"
It's like that's the plan

Edit: I REPEAT 1 billion naira does not make you a globally recognised billionaire, the global standard, i mean the global cutoff mark is 1 billion US DOLLARS. Whether that 1 billion USD is 300 dirhams in your currency of 500billion Iranian whatever na you Sabi but the standard is dollars. I don't know why this is difficult for you guys to understand.

Why do you think billionaires net worths are measured in US dollars.
This is pretty straightforward, dollar is the currency of international trade everything else is pegged against the dollar, the dollar is also more stable than almost every currency so that is why it is used as the standard look at how much movement your naira makes in just 3 months it goes from 350 to 460 to 500 and even touched 600 then comes back down to 409 that one na currency?
That's not something any serious international business will accept today you have 1million you intend on buying Chinese steel or German engines with when you agreed terms of contract it was 300naira to 1 USD but before you make payment it's 600naira to one USD that 1million you thought you would use is no longer enough it has lost half its value and now you have to add another 1million to buy the exact same thing.

That's why foreigners, coaches, oil workers, "expatriates" generally love to ask to be paid in US dollars instead of Naira.

Further Edit: Why Una still dey tag me dey argue?

GreatrAnalyst:
Plenty salaye...

Yet it doesn't add up sir.
So why didn't every countries ditch their currencies and start all internal economies in USD?
GDP, per Capital Income, etc all already are measured in USD, there is no economic law that states that to be recognized as millionaire/billionaire of your country currency, you have to be denominated in USD.

You don't need a set Law when by definition that is what it is. Do you need a law stipulating what morning, noon or night are when by definition you already know what they are.

Ok I went to OXFORD DICTIONARY and copied this for you, please read and digest.

billionaire
/bɪljəˈnɛː/

noun
a person possessing assets worth at least a billion pounds or dollars.

Ok don't you think this is a more reasonable and uniform global yardstick? Because if we say for the fact that you are a billionaire in Colombian or Venezuelan peso or former Zimbabwean dollar then you are a billionaire, their will be proliferation of Billionaires half the world will be millionaires atleast in one currency somewhere on earth.

Me typing I am a millionaire in naira but i don't feel like a millionaire, you can't compare the comfort and standard of living of a naira millionaire with that of a dollar millionaire.

Let me just leave you with this right now 500usd is over 200,000 naira
So almost everyone earning minimum wage in usa is a millionaire by your logic because in Nigeria's naira they are millionaires.

E get the way you go worwor reach come add poverty on top, your face go come strong anyhow, nothing wey you wan wear, no haircut you wan barb fit make you look well groomed if you like barb morrow morrow you go still resemble criminal, if you like keep long hair you go resemble mad man so make all of us just rest Abeg

Look responsible, look well groomed, some people no be their fault na nature you no go fit blame them fully

The Huracan GT i want to buy, hmmm

Who dem hep