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Lol monkey hunters have stormed the village and are promising hefty returns for village monkeys. How many will be foolish and buy monkeys that will be worthless once the hunters sell your monkeys back to you at a premium and flee? I love that Anecdote. It's always interesting watching it play out over and over again

omenka:
Utter rubbish.

Let me repeat:

This statement is nothing but complete bullucks.

Did Saraki write a date of Birth in a column meant for place of birth?? ____ Yes.

Is Saraki Blind or an literate not to know the difference between Place and date of birth?? ____ No.

Was Saraki drunk when filling the form?? ____ Unlikely.

Is Saraki a citizen of the UK?? ____ Yes.

Did Saraki lie in the form on the question of whether he holds citizenship of another country?? ____ Yes.



Whether the motive is genuine or not, Saraki committed a crime of perjury and must be held accountable, period. No amount of paid hacks or media aides spamming the web with inane epistles would change that.

Spot on!
I'll be very surprised if this man is still Senate President this time next month. He has too much baggage on him, wayyy too much.

baralatie:
was there a DNA test

When a man says he didn't touch his wife before she got pregnant and he somehow manages to accept the child just to keep both families out of the news. Then when the wife starts misbehaving, he gets angry and brings it up. You can't fault the man. Femi claimed that the paternity of the children, especially Tunmi was listed in their divorce papers as the major reason for the split. And looking at that girls picture here on Nairaland I agree that her father is definitely not Femi

OK I read about his family squabbles on Sahara reporters and I now agree that his Ex wife Yemisi is a slut. That Tunmi is not Femis child. The evidence is clear and overwhelming, even from the pics here. Yemisi just brought shame upon herself and family.

themosthigh:
Please how??

Evans med gained 9% yesterday with only N48,000 in 3 deals.That's how

CR77:
Until EFCC arrest Theodore Orji, Tinubu, Amaechi, Orji Uzor Kalu, Atiku and OBJ are made to face justice, I'll never take there fight against corruption serious in nigeria

Stop making noise like a hyena and write petitions against the people you mentioned, detailing all their corrupt activities. The EFCC doesn't just jump up and arrest people. If you don't have any evidence against these people, then keep quiet and please STFU!!!!!!!

That picture at the head of the thread is a bloody fake picture! The picture was taken when prominent retired generals and former security personnel of northern extraction paid a courtsey visit on the then APC Presidential Candidate, Mohamodu Buhari. Whoever believes Dambazzau was a member of the APC security team is a serious dunce!
It is very stup-id and disingenuous of anyone to think the APC will constitute a security team made up of Purely northern retired generals. It is even more ridiculous to think those very prominent Retired generals and security personnel will agree to be part of a fictitious directorate of security. The PDP is really working overtime in spreading misinformation.

It's sad! Nairaland is now a dumping ground for trash from Linda ikeji. Instead of coming here to read what I've already seen on Linda, why not just open only Linda? Nairaland needs a serious revival!

This Akpabio guy is desperately trying to buy immunity from prosecution with this Minority leader position, just like Saraki thought he could do with the Senate Presidency. In this new dispensation, no position in this country will shield you from prosecution. He's just wasting his time.

Who gives a Bleep bout who sent the petition to the EFCC? Are the allegations valid That is the koko! All of you are going to jail. One by one

I stopped reading after I saw he was born in IMO. This piece is a blatant distortion of history by those South eastern fanatics that always want to ascribe all the glory in Nigeria to themselves. Jaja of opobo was an indigen of one of the delta tribes. Any attempt by our "Nigeria Jews" to selfishly distort history will be flatly resisted.

SouthernBreeze:
Nice one sir. You did your job very well and we're missing you already. The dude that replaced you talks from the both side of his mouth and doesn't make sense like you

Couldn't agree more!!!
That new Buhari spokesperson is daft!
What kind of idîot goes to the media and says the President will be deliberately selective in pursuing Anti corruption cases that are even the job of the EFCC?
What kind of SSA goes and says the FG won't interrupt a militant gathering when you're not the spokesperson of the Police or SSS?
I'm a Buhari fanatic but that new SSA is a dunce!

I see 1985 happening allover again where a single individual wants to criminalise and persecute an entire system whose moral base is skewed south. Buhari wants to single handedly pull down the entire system around him, including the system that produced him as President.
My own postulation for the immediate future is this: The same system Buhari is trying to upstage will eventually be his albatross. Too many important people are at risk of going down under this Buhari Presidency. Atiku, Obasanjo, Dasuki and even former President Jonathan, practically the entire system! They're not going to fold their arms and watch Buhari throw them in Jail. They've already started scheming on how they'll cut Buhari to size when he eventually beams his searchlight on them. The current rumbling in the House of Reps is one of the strategies they are putting in place to control Buhari.
If Buhari attempts to trouble the system, the system may consume him like it happened in 1985.

This story is hilarious. OK the indicted companies didn't want to suffer any more legal battles with the FG so they entered a plea bargain with the FG for bribing Ex govt officials. Now they paid a fine and the fine itself was again looted!
Incredible and hilarious. Nigeria sha!!!

Defence put up by his people? This vagabond instructed his deputy to coordinate the thugs that barricaded the entire state and prevented the house of assembly members from coming into town to impeach him. He used thugs to assault judges and opposition party members. I totally agree with him. With the kind of politics he plays in the state, nobody can defeat him. He's a common thug and vagabond. I can't wait for his tenure to be over and for the EFCC to lead him straight to the gallows where he belongs.

eyeview:
When you hand over in oFfice,do you also hand over your personal belongings?
Bullet proof cars license are given by the NSA and he was the NSA! I know some private individuals who own up to 5bullet proof cars,is it now a crime?
Are u now attacking him for treason or corruption. Let's be more objective in reasoning.

Even if they found 50bullet proof cars,its EFCC that should trace and prove how he embezzled the money for them,if not DSS can't be prosecuting on that.

This is a big lie! There is no private citizen in Nigeria today that owns more than 1 bullet proof car. The ONSA will never grant such permit. If there is indeed such person, when the person is caught he will be tried for treason for smuggling weapons into the country or using without permit. The laws controlling the use of bullet proof cars in Nigeria classifies them as high caliber weapons. Owning up to 5 of such as a private individual amounts to treason.

eyeview:
Please,where was it stated that the cars were bought at the twilight of his career. I need you to prove to us that you know when those cars were purchased. Am not a fan of the man,I would like him to be prosecuted for treason if found to be a boko-haram sponsor or such, or threatening the security of nigeria (eg coup planing)but not these flimsy reports. That their search operation was a flop by all security standards.

"The team also recovered twelve (12) new vehicles, out of which five (5) were bullet proofs. These vehicles which are all exotic vehicles were retrieved from SAMBO’s residence having failed to produce evidence of ownership. For instance, what could he be doing with five (5) bullet proof cars as a retired NSA?. These cars which from all available evidence were purchased with tax payers money, were being kept for possible sinister enterprise"

Oga the man was sacked last week and 12 new vehicles were found in his house! Do I still need to prove to you that the vehicles were purchased at the twilight of his career?

eyeview:
'Anyone who wants to own one must get a special permit from the office of the NSA'.
And who was the NSA? Think!

'He converted them to personal use'.
The DSS never stated that,don't assume for them just to be sensational.

'9 bullet proof cars'
Without holding brief for him, this man has been in govt favour since mid -80's,holding one lucrative office or the other. Besides,he being the son of late sultan of sokoto gives him some priviledge that had pecuniary financial benefits in it.

Let's just be objective and only comment based on what the DSS released,not what we assume or read in Linda Ikeji or anyother blog

Don't be ridiculous man. The DSS report said they found 12 new vehicles. 5 (not 9 that I earlier mentioned) were bullet proof. A freshly retired NSA purchased 5 bullet proof vehicles at 60million each at the twilight of his career? Please don't be naive!
I happen to work for a company that is a contractor to the NSA. I know the exact type of bullet proof vehicles that were found in the NSAs house. Those vehicles were purchased for the FG period! Dasuki converted them to personal use.

eyeview:
Very brilliant and objective write-up.
I was hoping the SSS to tell us how they saw mails or items linking him to boko-haram or how he was planning to topple this government. Instead they are telling us that he owns 12cars with 9 as bullet proofs. And how they saw some riffles in the home of a former military officer who just stepped down as NSA.
Are the cars a threat to the security of the nation. What is treasonable about the things in his home?
And yet somepeople here are finding it extremely impossible to read and reason objectively.

Not just anybody can own a bullet proof car. Bullet proof cars are on the exclusive list. Anyone who wants to own one must get a special permit from the office of the NSA. These bullet proof vehicles found in his house were purchased for the FG. He converted them to personal use. There is no way in hell a former NSA could afford 9 bullet proof cars at 60million each.

eyeview:
Based on this statement from DSS,they got nothing on this man. Are they now the EFCC to prosecute the man for having 12cars or for having 5 bullet-proof cars from 'tax payers' money? Or are the bullet proof cars now a security threat to the nation.
The got nothing to prosecute him on threat to nation's security,really.

Oga the bullet proof cars are national security assets. That is why the DSS is involved. They were probably purchased for the FG and the man converted them to personal use.

This is just ridiculous journalism! So this 229 figure Tanoids are banding around is based on the ASSUMPTION that governors SHOUILD or OUGHT TO travel around with at least 10 aides each? When the Federal government already announced that just 32 people would be making the trip? This is gutter journalism at its peak! When Buhari took just 20 people to the G7 summit in Germany last month, I'm not aware that governor Shetimma of Bornu state who was on the trip, went along with 10 aides.
Honestly sometimes some people need to be locked up for the kind of misinformation they deliberately indulge in.

huangcheng:
Please how does this boost the morale of the boys? There's nothing i hate more than when someone plays to the gallery and thereby making a mockery of our collective intelligence. A hungry man needs food, not words of advice. So does a sick man needs medical care and not prayers. Our boys at the front-line needs better weapons, adequate welfare packages and a trusted life insurance policy not some pieces of Sallah meat.

Enough of the playing to the gallery already. We need competent people to man such sensitive positions not politicians.

Oga to win a war its not just about weapons. U boost the morale of your troops too. Thats the rationale behind relocating the Centre of command to the North east. It has nothing to do with logistics or weapons. It's so the soldiers know that Abuja cares about them and hasn't forgotten them and is also behind them.

I totally agree with the CBNs policy on forex controls. If those beureau de change people like, let them sell a dollar at N300 naira. The alternative market or black market in Nigeria constitutes about 1% of currency trading in Nigeria. It's ridiculous for people to assume demand in the black market is representative of the entire forex market. If you want dollars for legitimate reasons, go to the bank and fill out the paperwork.
The only problem with this is the ease of carrying out forex transactions with banks. The CBN should streamline this process and make it easier. But to cave In to those dubious blackmarketers and speculators and devalue the naira again? Mba!!!

At the confluence of positive H1 results next week and ASI touchdown at 29,000 also next week, we may see a reversal. Fingers crossed

OP sori but the girl tried. She gave u enough green light.She wore mini skirt cos of u. She said she was cold cos of u. Y didn't u take action? And u knew she liked sex alot. Morale of the story is if you know someone likes sex alot and you can't keep up or can't understand the persons "give it to me" signals, keep off!
No point coming here to whine like a cry baby

Freedom of speech is paramount in our constitution. They can only sue him for slander or libel. But arresting someone cos of an online publication? That's very crass! That blogger should sue the police and the bank CEO that ordered his arrest.

Read the OPs epistle, clicked her moniker, saw the dp, hissed and closed thread. Who's deceiving who?

Disgrace to the phrase "special forces". They can't defeat ordinary small boko haram boys with basic training. Chad wey no get special anything dey show boko haram pepper. We too like grandstanding in this country

Disgrace to the phrase "special forces". They can't defeat ordinary small boko haram boys with guns. Chad wey no get special anything dey show boko haram pepper. We too like grandstanding in this country

I trust buhari, the man doesn't condone indiscipline. He scheduled a meeting for the national assembly members in the house from the APC and communicated same to the clerk of the house. Saraki and his felons who are also APC members disobeyed the Presidents directive and went ahead with their fraudulent election. I just hope the EFCC reopens its case against Saraki and takes him down. The man doesn't represent the change we've been yearning for.

Everybody talking about Tinubus influence, but between Dagora and Femi, who was the better candidate? Did anyone honestly hear about Dagora before this elections? Same with Saraki and Lawal. Saraki is only popular cos he's a former governor. He had zero contribution to the senate when he was there last term. Plus he's also popular because he looted his state and his family bank duped people.