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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Male Gold Digger by Dynaman(m): 4:18pm On Oct 12, 2015
If woman do na showing care n love but if man do na gold digger!!

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Travel / Re: Know About Countries, People And Things Around The World by Dynaman(m): 1:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
World's fattest Country -- NAURA
94.5% of the Citizens of this country are Fat or Obese
I don't see that as a country pls google it.
Fashion / Re: Makeup Petition! SEE What A Nigerian Wants President Buhari To Do (photo) by Dynaman(m): 10:38am On Oct 09, 2015
Seconded like secondus. In PMB voice; corruption must be uncovered even in d face!
Politics / Re: Power Supply Decline: Share your Experience by Dynaman(m): 2:17pm On Oct 07, 2015
For straight three days till now! no blackout in kaduna, kaduna state kind of serious improvement and the city is becoming interesting.
Food / Re: See The Big Snake That Was Killed For Pepper Soup -- ( Pics) by Dynaman(m): 10:14am On Sep 30, 2015
Wait lemmmmm....

Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe’s Mugabe Shouts “we Are Not Gays!” During U.N. Speech by Dynaman(m): 11:18am On Sep 29, 2015
He can shout all he likes.

As we speak, Men and fhucking each other in Zimbabwe, Nigeria and all over Africa.

Some of your relatives and even some of you hiding behind some of these monikers are closet homos.

I have repeatedly tried to wonder why we are so focused on homosexuality which in my opinion isn't a crime when real crimes like rape, corruption, stealing and co ate going on unabated.

I doubt Zimbabwe 's biggest problem as things stand are two guys fhucking inside a room somewhere.

Yes.. Africa in its close mindedness will never accept homosexuality and that is fine. But please you all need to get off your own Diick and face real problems hounding us. As a Continent, we are too rich to be this underdeveloped.

Mugabe would die.

So would all of us eventually.

One day, Homosexuality would be legal in Africa.

So also would Marijuana usage.

So also would transgenders.

You may not see it now, but it will happen.

Once upon a time, many people never saw the possibility of a Black Man, A Slave, that was bought, owned, bred and killed at will by the white man becoming the President of the United States of America.
Today, not only is a Black Man born in Kenya the President of the most powerful Nation on earth, he is also a Muslim. grin

Please make una leave Homo people matter discuss better things and focus on issues that actually affect the price of garri in the market.

Yes.. I have said my own.

Sai Buhari..

God Bless Africa..
just tell us u be gay and stop all this ur long story of "them shoot small bird him mama fly".
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Won’t Be Better Off Seceding From Nigeria – Ohanaeze Advises MASSOB by Dynaman(m): 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2015
Among igbos self dere is division,,,,,but I love wot dis guy said,,,,,I b yoruba but I love dem igbo chicks,,,,especially if she yellow....
me like yellow yoruba girls well well becus of ikebe.


Politics / Re: Police Arrests 8 Over Saraki's Attack In Ilorin by Dynaman(m): 11:19pm On Sep 24, 2015

apku man we sabi how you misbehave.
but omo forget oh! I dey lagos I know as una dey fight for bus stop nawa oh! Trouble makers go fine better work una say no na omoniele work pure pass."I sorry sorry oh I sorry for yorus" singing with Fela voice.
Politics / Re: Police Arrests 8 Over Saraki's Attack In Ilorin by Dynaman(m): 11:01pm On Sep 24, 2015

You for remove your brain from that calabash before typing.
lol yoruba man I know how you behave.
Politics / Re: Police Arrests 8 Over Saraki's Attack In Ilorin by Dynaman(m): 4:16pm On Sep 24, 2015
Easy to arrest them, but not possible to arrest Saraki abi?

Seriously, we need Radio Yorubas to wake up Yorubas in Kwara state (but not like the cowards on Radio Biafra that clamors for the death of Yorubas/Hausas/Fulanis).

The thing just vex me anyhow.

yoruba radio ni! Thank God there is radio Biafra. Think before u type yoru man with cat whiskers in Kwara zoo.


Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy And Her Tattooed Boobs Step Out In Distressed Jeans by Dynaman(m): 9:28am On Sep 24, 2015
Man food and Baby food nah
Events / Re: A Deaf Bride Weds A Deaf Groom (photos) by Dynaman(m): 2:39pm On Sep 22, 2015
*Wiping tears* am happy for them.
Romance / Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by Dynaman(m): 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2015
u don't wnt sex cos of God and ur mother so don't wake the sleeping dog just wait and take anything u find down there. Cheers


Romance / Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by Dynaman(m): 11:58am On Sep 17, 2015
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy
u don't wnt sex cos of God and ur mother so don't wake the sleeping dog just wait and take anything u find down there. Cheers
Politics / Re: I Am Probing Amaechi Same Way Buhari Is Scrutinizing Jonathan’s Tenure – Wike by Dynaman(m): 11:13am On Sep 17, 2015
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, on Wednesday vowed to implement the recommendations of the Justice George Omereji-led judicial commission of inquiry.

He had constituted the panel to probe the sale of Rivers’ assets and to also look into other matters concerning the management of state resources by the past administration.

Wike lamented the level of alleged financial crimes committed with impunity under ex-Governor Rotimi Amaechi, adding that the criticism against the panel will not deter him from punishing all those found culpable.

Wike, in a statement signed by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Opunabo Inko-Tariah, said he was not the first to establish a commission of inquiry.

According to him, Amaechi, set up the Justice Kayode Esho commission of inquiry and added that former governor Peter Odili appeared before the panel.

He dismissed the allegations that the Omereji-led commission of inquiry was established purposely to indict Amaechi, adding that the panel was set up based on the relevant laws of the state.

“The implementation of the commission’s recommendations shall be devoid of fear or favour, affection or ill will. The refusal to appear before the panel is an admission of guilt. The allegation that the Justice Omereji’s commission of inquiry is a subterfuge to indict Rotimi Amaechi suffers from the eclipse of reasoning and poverty of logic.

“Amaechi set up the Justice Kayode Esho’s commission and when former governor Peter Odili was invited, he obliged despite the fact that Justice Esho had made some uncomplimentary remarks about a perpetual injunction concerning Odili,” Wike said.

Wike condemned the All Progressives Congress in the state for its position on the commission of inquiry, wondering why his predecessor did not properly hand over to him.

He said, “The Omereji’s panel was set up to probe the expenditures made by Amaechi’s government, which is what any responsible government will do because the taxpayers’ money is not for one man, especially when certain financial transactions are opaque.

“It is even more important when the outgoing administration demurred to hand over or when there are no handover notes. The welter of criticisms by the APC in Rivers State is actuated by the fear of exposure. It is just hocus-pocus.

“Governor Wike inherited a hobbling economy and a suffocating treasury. He provided the life-saving machine and today, the state is recuperating. The sittings (of the panel) were not done clandestinely and all that was expected of Amaechi and his acolytes was for them to appear and prove their innocence.”

Wike, added that in establishing a panel of inquiry, he took a cue from President Muhammadu Buhari, “an embodiment of probity and rectitude”, who is also looking into how public funds were spent under the last administration.

Stop improvising by making headlines while people are busy reading headlines you will be busy transfering billions to untracable bank accounts

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Touches High Tension Wires Without Gloves In Lagos by Dynaman(m): 3:12pm On Sep 16, 2015
Current has not flown through those wires for 9 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 21hours....... And sm seconds.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress & Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi Preaching (Photos) by Dynaman(m): 9:56am On Sep 16, 2015
am sure this is from a movie. It can't be true what will she be preaching look at her heavy makeup. She look more like a club goer
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole And Iara Inspecting Queen Ede Gully Erosion (Photo) by Dynaman(m): 1:43pm On Sep 15, 2015
Too much love! Since he got married to Lara, Adams Oshiomhole rarely goes out without Lara. What is the best caption of this photo of Governor Adams Oshiomhole and his pretty wife Lara inspecting the Queen Ede Gully Erosion project in Benin City?

Source: http://trezzy2.blogspot.com/2015/09/what-is-best-caption-of-this-photo-of.html
If u get sweet thing show am. Enjoy man
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Claim Boko Haram Terrorists Are Surrendering In Droves by Dynaman(m): 5:58pm On Sep 13, 2015
Nigerian troops now claim Boko Haram terrorists are surrendering in droves due to new strategies and tactics employed by the military.

Nigerian troops on patrol

A press statement issued by the spokesperson of the Nigerian army, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, said the sustained bombardment of the enclaves of the terrorists as well as increased aerial bombardment has place the terrorists in weaker position. President Muhammadu Buhari is billed to meet wit the President Francois Hollande of France on a three day official visit starting from Monday to discuss regional security in the West African region ravaged by Boko Haram islamist militants.

The new strategies being employed by the military have started yielding positive results with scores of terrorists surrendering to troops and many more willing to surrender.  The new  strategies employed included sustained offensive operations, pre-emptive air strikes by the Nigerian Airforce  and routes blocking by ground troops all geared towards constricting and snuffing out the Boko Haram terrorists. 

Many of the terrorists that willinly surrendered painted images of mass panic and hysteria among their erstwhile colleagues who are feeling the noose tightening on their necks with the relentless efforts of troops and renewed vigour in operations inspired by the personal leadership of the Chief of Army Staff.

Terrorists also seem to have an inkling of what happens to surrendered suspects as regards screening and deredicalisation of innocent ones among them.

The Nigerian Army in conjunction with the Nigerian Airforce and other security agencies will continue to devise and implement effective strategies to bring Boko Haram terrorism to a speedy end. It will also continue to receive surrendering suspects and assures innocent ones among them that surrender is the only option open to them. The Nigerian Army wishes to also appreciate the great support and information it receives from well meaning citizens. More of these are required to help towards quicker obliteration of the Boko Haram scourge in our nation. 

Thank you.

Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman

Acting Director Army Public Relations

To whom it may concern.

The truth is that Boko Haram is of hausa/fulani origin all they want to stop the killings is just having a hausa/fulani Nigerian president and they have achieved their primary objective so they will just improvise for a little time then go behind closed door and huge for victory! Then later PMB will tell us the Boko Haram insurgents have been crushed. Thus Boko Haram is hausa/fulani making PMB a Boko Haram(secret grand patron)!!!
I laugh.
Pets / Re: Ikorodu Dog Walk Was A Success! .... by Dynaman(m): 7:29pm On Sep 12, 2015
My dog na ekuke I no fit come with m na only chop him sabi lol.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: At least 65 dead in Makkah Grand Mosque crane crash (graphic Pics) by Dynaman(m): 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2015
107 people
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by Dynaman(m): 12:27pm On Sep 12, 2015
This the only Good news I like to hear about igbos people for been arrested with cocaine or kill by police for robbery or arrested for 419 or arrested for kidnapping or nab for ritual.....they are criminally minded. Very useless people why are they disgracing nigeria everywhere dey go.na only them need money.igbo people wey dey beat their parents.thank God he was arrested

you father na Igbo na him make u no say Igbos dey beat their parents! Go fine better work no dey talk nonsense for here!!!


Politics / Re: Harassment Of PDP Leaders Is Buhari’s Achievement – Fayose by Dynaman(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
"Now that the flies are licking and eating the mad man wound now, nobody will notice it, until when the madman start eating up the flies from his wound................it is that time that everybody will start to shout, cry. hala..............."
I pity you, naso e do am sotey.............OBJ vex comot am, now e don start again wit another General again................if your fellow Yoruba man go fit comot u from office, na FULANI man go com condon ur rubbish? FAYOSE, FAYOSE, FAYOSE.............HEN HEN BEKIAFUL OH.
This is democracy buhari can't do otherwise. He is full of lies and don't know how to rule Nigeria, he thought it is a "making and paying back enemies" type of game!!
Politics / Re: See What An Indian Expatriate Wrote About Nigeria by Dynaman(m): 3:49pm On Sep 08, 2015
These are screenshots of a comment on facebook about Nigeria that broke my heart. I felt as if the insult was directed at me.

This man worked in same company with me as an expat for a few months. He's my facebook friend, and he's Indian.
Someone asked him to bring something from Nigeria, then he went ahead and lashed the country in his comment.

I want the world to see this careless post. I hope he repents of such a stinking mentality about Nigeria.
He posted the update on sunday afternoon.

''Waiting for flight back to India from Lagos International Airport, Nigeria''

Kamal Parikh Bring some special
1 · September 6 at 12:46pm

Suresh Shahdadpuri Kamal Parikh in this country nothing worth bringing back. They import everything. It is major oil producing country, but they import diesel and petrol. How are you?
1 · September 6 at 12:49pm

Goplani Vishnu They import intelligence also
2 · September 6 at 12:58pm''

Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206127715965895&set=a.3319052689141.2146517.1052989290&type=1&theater
he is right! We need change!
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 9:29am On Sep 03, 2015
I been dey futa jallon 1 MT but I don lord since 2010
na 2010 I "L" up. Dodos
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 8:32am On Sep 03, 2015
7/7/ 1977
una bam! Still on OG
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 8:23am On Sep 03, 2015
na so na 7up
I been dey live for kenneth kauda HT street but prsent L.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 10:25pm On Sep 02, 2015
una dey wear 7
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 10:21pm On Sep 02, 2015
ah she has a plan,why would she not want u to associate. Wth ur family members?
don't know the reason.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 4:29pm On Sep 02, 2015
She called cops on me cause I refused to marry her due to her bad attitude towards me n not wanting me to associate with my family members!!
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by Dynaman(m): 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2015

No, I wasn't cross but I felt that maybe you were over our last misunderstanding
like u 2 r doing something...I suspect u r ........doing that thing hehe.

Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Has Forgotten So Soon By Reno Omokri by Dynaman(m): 5:46pm On Aug 30, 2015

Article written by former presidential aide, Reno Omokri. Read below...

On July 17, 2012, a recently re-elected Governor Adams Oshiomhole visited Aso Rock Presidential Villa and on his way out he had a chat with State House Correspondents and said as follows “what the Edo election has confirmed is that when the President and Commander-in-Chief puts the country first and conducts himself as a statesman, not just as a party leader, credible elections are possible, because people were apprehensive that the Nigerian Army could be misused. But of course, I told them I didn’t think they were right, but the President’s clear directive was that the votes must count."

The former labour leader continued in his praise of then President Jonathan saying "We need to appreciate the President and encourage him to sustain this principle of truly reminding all of us, who hold political office, that we are at the mercy of the electorate, not of the Presidency. I think the President has done that. The President has demonstrated statesmanship. I think there is hope for Nigeria”.

Going by the statement he made above, many Nigerians were shocked to read his recent statement on August 23rd, 2015 where he said inter alia "if the Igbos were marginalized, it was President Jonathan and the PDP. If Nigerians know what these people did, they will stone them to death – jungle justice."

How is it possible that three years ago, Governor Oshiomhole saw President Jonathan as a well behaved statesman who rose above partisanship to put the nation first and then make a 180 degree turn to attack the same person and suggest that he be stoned by the public?

Anyone who knows Former President Goodluck Jonathan knows that the first description of him by Governor Oshiomhole is correct.

Former President Goodluck Jonathan is a man who does not lust for power and refused to reach out to grasp power even when it was within his reach in 2010 during the saga occasioned by the tragic illness of his boss, President Umaru Musa Yar'adua.

Jonathan demonstrated loyalty, patience and complete submission to the will of God and God elevated him.

When Dr. Jonathan lost the March 2015 Presidential election, he did not wait for the Independent National Electoral Commission to finish declaring results before calling then candidate Muhamnadu Buhari to concede.

As a result, for the first time in her history, Nigeria does not have any judicial challenge against the winner of a Presidential election.

President Jonathan is a man of honour who does not deserve the treatment being meted out to him by Governor Adams Oshiomhole.

The Comrade Governor should come to an awareness that his party, the All Progressive Congress, is now in power. They are no more in opposition.

The Jonathan administration remains the only administration in Nigeria's history that promoted freedom of Speech by signing the Freedom of Information Bill into law so Nigerians could have access to any information they so desire.

Versions of the Freedom of Information Law are also in force in Western nations including the US.

Only on August 21st, 2015, an investigation by Leadership Newspapers (whose publisher is an APC chieftain and former Presidential Aspirant on the platform of the party) revealed that no US official ever told Governor Adams Oshiomhole or any other person that one minister stole $6 Billion under President Jonathan's watch and challenged the Comrade Governor to name the US official that said so and the minister involved.

Nigerians may read that investigative report here http://leadership.ng/news/world/455409/us-frowns-at-oshiomhole-over-comments-on-6bn-theft

Governor Oshiomhole may want to take advantage of the FOI law by ensuring that his aides use it to verify any allegation he may have before he going public with it.

For example, he could have accessed freely available information from the Bureau of Public Procurement, BPP, as to the total cost of the 2nd Niger Bridge and he would have established that the entire cost of the bridge was ₦108 billion. How is it then possible to pay a consultancy fee of ₦140 billion for a project of ₦108 billion as the comrade Governor alleged?

When the comrade Governor said that the Agricultural Transformation of the Jonathan administration was a hoax, did he know that the International Food Policy Research Institute, IFPRI, revealed in their annual Global Hunger Index that hunger in Nigeria reduced while Jonathan was President?

This fact was carried by no less a medium than Premium Times and most Nigerians would know that Premium Times would not publish anything good about the Jonathan administration if it was not true.

That report could be read here http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/146634-hunger-level-falls-nigeria-remains-alarming-africa-global-report.html.

Governor Oshiomhole should note that four years is not such a long time. Every time spent in distracting President Buhari from the task of governance by attacking ex-President Jonathan is borrowed from time that should have been spent in helping the new administration succeed.

You do not try to please a man who may be kind to you by demonizing a man who has been kind to you. When you do that, you are sending two messages.

First, you are telling the man who has already been kind to you that he was foolish for being kind to you. Secondly you are communicating to the man who may be kind to you that he will be foolish if he goes on to extend kindness to you.

I pray that my Christian advise does not meet with the bombastic response that previous attempts at engaging the Comrade Governor have received. I mean no harm as I only want to draw the attention of Governor Oshiomhole to the fact that no condition is permanent on earth.


cc: lalasticlala
Adams is nothing but a political hermaphrodite period!!!!!!!!

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