ValarDoharis:
He should enjoy his temporary power. His boss Tinubu has less than 2.3 months to be booted out

hahahahahahaha u talk am b4 election, u talk am Durin coalition of result, u gave 29th May as deadline, He no finish school, He do drugs, he kill endars youths, Biden hates, he wll be booted out and now dis.

JUST GIVE UP BRO
DIS GUY WILL DO DIS 4YRS
UNLESS DEATH CARRY AM GO WER HIM NOH KNOW

Bliv the 54k Dolls at ur heart rate.
550M I go bribe wt 50M and rejected it.
New Cheriff in town

I am a Yoruba boy and a Batified but dis I will not take.
What kind of ppl beat a woman to death
Just bc she can't defend herself.
Even if she did drugs.. Mk dem respect rule of law abi she kaiiii pikin ni

Overhyped profession.

LagosPrince:

You should be worried about the audio roads constructed by Sanwo Olu in Lagos

hmmmm Agege Pencinema bridge alone is equivalent to all the roads in SE

descarado:

Thank you. All we know is food food food.
We even rate you by the kind of food you prepare. Go to food section. Prepare the so called common man food, people will insult you tire.
Another important thing I have been saying is we don't know how to convert what we have to what we wil use in the future.
Eg, we have mango, people cook with mango. There is mango jam.
All over the world, banana stem is an edible except in Nigeria. What about bamboo shoot from bambo tree?
Why can't we grow mushroom and use as substitute to animal protein.

I posted on food section how palm oil was made and used to do so many delicacies you will be wondering is it our palm oil.
We waste food as we waste other things a lot.
We have cassava,nobody have thought of making cassava noodle. Noodle aside rice is the most consumed food in this world. Families can make cassava noodles. How about coconut. Avocado.
You can never see Avocado oil from Nigeria yet these fruits waste everyday in some parts of Nigeria.
We deserve all that comes our way. Here, the rich plant somethings in their backyard but its an abomination to see a middle-class naija plant something in his empty farm cos farming is for the poor.
Oranges waste in naija. Orange marmalade is popular. Wetin do our hands.

This is what you get with very low iq people.
Even common rice has ricecake, rice noodles and rice wine. And more people are experimenting and combining to see what more they can get out of rice . Nigerians are very lazy.
sausage is a multi billion dollar business. We only cook and eat meat. Do suya and that's all.
Mtcheeew

Alot of ppl hv insulted me on dis you just explained...We blame Gov on everytin but we oursef are makin matters worst...I still spend over 50% of my income on food bc everybdy around u in naija needs money fr food or somtin to prepare food lik 2k fr gas.

TinubuThief:
Niger Republic

Ppl like u are d prblm we hv in dis country..u wl do worst dan dose stewpid leaders we hv in Nigeria.
Reason: Try even fr one day dey serious, Try fit contribute reasonably, Try mk ppl fit learn or gain somtin frm u, Try show dat u hv idea to sell or somtin...Dis Nairaland ur likes only say tins as joke or trash..Sametin wen dey ask fr business ideas instead ur likes we say Purewater on d street or 2sure Odds...It is well wt u Bro.
I take am personal bc its irritating, disgustin n its time to let ppl like you know.

OP: You can travel to Finland with even 5M

Der is dis newly married beautiful lady on my neck now
She sends me nudes steady...I hv kwn her in d past dat i use to dash her money
I called her my babe and she comes to our house den.
Now she married, her husband alwys out of town..me go tell her one day say abi mk i come dey play wt her
Som days ago abt 3mnths of taklkin i saw her chats thrgh facebook we talkin well but i noticed at night around 10pm na wen she dey chat me.
She talks lik we datin or d man took her away frm me..so gist upon gist like buy me data if u want us to chat dis night..last week she said if i come visit she wl let me hv my way...she complaints of needin somtin dt i dont even ask of her welbeing but i kw her husband is takincare of her..just dat d guy dey go Abj n somtimes she told me dey go togthr..so i just sent her 5k..did her sub wch i dont like bc wenver i sub fr her she wl want to gv me somtin in return.
The last sub i did fr n sendin her 5k...I saw abt 5nude pics..Vry clean dwn n tight, booobby dey lik ball wey dey just pump...Since den sha i no folow her chat..and av nt been happy wt mysef fr seein anthr man wife unclothedness..But wen it comess to beauty oh my goodness.

Free Visa i wont go to the USA
I hv been a fan of the USA since i was a kid
Lovin 2Pac, Martins, Beanie Man, Janet Jackson, Lots more
But i discover at the country is a mess

Australia is my dream place

Dis tin don pass 2yrs wey he happen..wch kind mumu tin be dis

I have knwn dis in the past 15yrs
Na revelation no be normal thinking..i alwys tell my elder sister n mom but dey got tired and insult me.
We too dey chop fr Naija...na everytin we dey eat.
We also train our kids to be devourers too bc we feel wen dey dont eat huge food u are poor.
Collect 200K Salary but spend over 150k on food worst wt dis high cost of things wch is also due to our consuming habits.
During Corona in the USA alot of Agricultural produce and food wasted bc ppl feel dey cant be sittin n be eatin but in Nigeria reverse is the case.

Great but just kw dat it's not meant fr the poor.
My experience at LASUTH Scared the hell out of my soul.
If poor man sick go dat side ehhhn hmmmm
I was paying 10k daily for my wife ward n bed space, tho dey give very good food and gown.
I spent over 1M in 2weeks I craze.

Lastmankc:
Oya,where are the Ebola miscreants,the Naira rate we favour me and my family.

He dey favor bc I supported Tinubu and dey pay my salary in dollars.. So do d maths Nigga

Huge lies.. Frm my ENaira wallets it's 776

Congratulations Sir

Hello my fellow comrades
Some few weeks ago someone wrote on five things to do to survive this economy as a family man.
After going through it I discover most people do this things and sapa didn't leave them, I can boldly say I am part of the team as a family man.

I used "Married Men" because it's mostly men that handles 50% to 100% responsibilities at home, parents, Inlaws and church activities.
If you're a woman in this category, you can try this method.

Note: May not work for everyone

Locate any cooparative and colabo with them
Start a monthly contributions let say 40k monthly.
You can get loan and foodstuffs at cheaper rate for example
1 bag of rice, oil to pay 3 times.
Loan to help you pay rent, school fees let say get 500k pay 2 terms for school fees, pay rent 250k.
Loan repayment and contributions can be like 60k monthly and if your salary is 150k for example you still have 90k, do am as supose since u still savings with the cooperative and you still share profit at the end of the year.

In Nigeria we pay for the following; Me as a case study per year.

House Rent 250k... 20,900 /M
School fees 260k for 3kids
Transport 60k.. 5k/M
Shop rent/Office Trnsprt 240k... 20k/M
Feeding 1.2M... 100k/M
Clothing 200k... 50k/Q
Family programs Unkwn
Church 50k to 100k
Parents 120k to 150k.. We contributes 10k/M
Gifts 50k to 100k
Subscription/Data/Nepa 130k to 150k
TOTAL...... 2.5M to 2.7M per annum
I dey short of about 300k to meet up.

Dis thing look Scam
I checked and no where to register
But somtin like an online learning class

enemybulldozer:
If you do anyhow you see anyhow. You want one nigeria and the one nigeria is here I advice you enjoy it while it lasts.

Na why una no go ever be President and naso all of una go disappr smal smal...bunch of ungrateful, irritating race

Kalakulu:

Yoruba pig, all bark no bite LMFAOOOO

Useless irritatin ppl...Una must comot fr Yoruba land bc na d only place una father dey safe be dat...Wen ur brthers wer killin u in Enugu..una shamelessly stil carry bags load over 500 buses dey come Yoruba land..Una no see Benin or Cross River go...Useless set of race

enemybulldozer:
You too go buy market no be shoot bird.

Time don even reach mk una comot SW we dont want to see u again

Kalakulu:
Even though the video is another dirty APC yaribaa rubbish concocted to spread some insidious ethnic tension, I'm calling on all Igbos here and on other social media platforms to search for and save videos of yorubaa bastards ethnically profiling and attacking innocent Igbos during the Lagos election, me I have enough video evidences of Igbos getting planked with several incurring serious injuries due to attacks on them by yoruba APC thugs, there are several reports of a few that died from their injuries.

Why should you find and document these these videos of yorubas profiling Igbos in Lagos and brutally attacking them "for looking Igbo?", we need those videos because when they start their ethnic war agenda like they are doing now with that suspicious video they are circulating around of "Ipob gunmen" threatening to kill some random yoruba guy in the forest, let it be known "na yoruba start am first" by attacking, victimizing,profiling and inflicting serious physical and mental attacks on Igbos in Lagos for daring to exercise their fundamental rights.

Fake or not fke if dey confirm d guy dead...Una don buy market dis new week

Na one of Yoruba wey dey support Obi
I don talk am say he happen na stil ur race go dey run ur race
I told Falz n Macaroni u cant be a hero in anthr man land
iPOB wil stil capture Falz n slay him fr all dey care

90% of business ppl in Sabon Gari are Igbos
Dey cannvr support any community or societies

successmatters:
By the time bulabablu is finished with Nigeria, people will be lining up daily to beg for food just as they do in Ibadan streets.
I was telling a friend gabbytabby about how poor people have besieged their state.

how can a nation grow wen the ppl are nvr positive.
Since wen dey born me I nvr hear anytin good abt d country somtin must be wrong wt us all.
It's even good if both rich n poor are seeing d shege..

Taylor90:
Port harcourt is the most expensive city

The worse part be say them don stop to dey sell credit for me be like I don cast

Any small thing savings or current

Near Lag mk u see shege
50KM travel dat tks 30mins on normal ground u go spend 10k go come

oluseyiforjesus:
Don't, it's could be to test u capacity den later you will be double promoted

Hmmm just dey play

I don't joke wt Facebook
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Another 5B in the hand of Yaya Bello...A Calamity
If u quote me mk ur Papa tell us wetin he use d money do wen others strt statin der own after 3mnths

Pele paddy.
I wish na during campaigns.. Obi for dash u 10M sorry dude is tired state gov shld do somtin

Klington:
The money is meant to be looted by the same people that borrowed it.

Nigeria is a crime scene.

Meanwhile, we're still waiting for the so-called N500bn palliative they promised their zonBe praise singers.

u be chimpamzim.. I kw u live in d jungle so u only rely on iPob news