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Why is no one asking about the boyfriend? He could be a northerner.

Finally FFK! e remain Shekarau.

wristbangle:
The thing is there are cute ladies with garnish intelligence just that most, if not all are taken.

Going for a pepper seller with good intellect is fine but that illiterate behaviour will be there hence bringing her up to your taste will be quite challenging.

Just that it's a pity some "tushed ladies" focus only on building their physical appearance while neglecting information and other intellectual exercises that will make them intelligent.

I once ask a pretty lady the capital of England, she told me "UK"

I asked do u know ban-ki moon? She said.. Yes he is an actor. #SMH#

Na so dem dey do useless people.
This happened last year, the babe that was supposed to represent our platoon during miss NYSC competition, the questions were;
Who is the leader of Boko haram? She didn't know.
Who is the speaker house of reps? She didn't know.
Name 3 states from the SS. She couldnt! mind we were in Akwa Ibom o!
I couldn't believe a so called graduate could be that dumb/slow/stupid!

olakrim:
You jst showed me how to really balance it, that's exactly wat I want to know. May Allah reward u....

Masha Allah am glad I'd could help. Barakallahu fih. Wish you I could attend the wedding.

The weddings (traditional and court) are the least of your problems.
I think ahlul-kitab weddings are recognized by Sharia. You can't stop people there from drinking, but you shall not.
Anyway you can plan Islamic Nikkah on the sidelines of those weddings since it can take less than 5mins. just get your Wally to ask her dad/any relative (her technical waliy) to recite the formula trice with them replying, then mention the dowry with witnesses present and you have a genius marriage.
I wish you a happy married life, and urge you to be strong and stand for kids, speaking of which I have you have a plan for them in case you die. are they to live with your parents/relatives? That's the biggest of your problem. Because she and her family may not even think twice before converting them out when you die.

beautyerhu86:
I paid 30k for mine in december 2014

Shiooor!

GreatAgb:
Rubbish! I stopped reading when I saw "...was Ese a Virgin"? Like it matters.

It doesn't even matter if Ese consented to sex. What d law cares about is the fact that marrying an underaGe girl is a criminal offence

So marrying an underaged girl is a criminal offence but deflowering and impregnating aren't, is that what you are saying?
FYI Yinusa never married her at any point.

berildan:
Thanks for your response, I really appreciate it. What do you suggest? All attempts to reach NIPOST customer service to probe the case have been abortive, none of the NIPOST phone numbers were reachable. The recipient even has so much evidence against the NIPOST officials in question. The so-called NIPOST official in custody of the package even provided their name, account number and phone number and asked for an extravagant payment to be made before the parcel is sent (even more than the cost of the parcel postage). So it's a matter of calling in necessary authorities but it's proving abortive so far.

Any ideas of how to reach a trustworthy NIPOST official would be helpful. Its very disappointing that things like this never cease to happen.

Na so dem dey do useless people!
All this federal parastatals are epitome of corruption.
Last week I went for international passport after checking the official fee online to be 15k I proceeded to their office only for them to demand 25k blatantly.
I hope there is a way for you to retrieve your package without 'settling' them, because they have a way of frustrating people. They might tell you the package has been misplaced and they can't find it. All you can do is shout.
God help us!

oldtopics:
come and be my shugardaddy

with N2m, are you that cheap?

Layers are much more profitable, but their risk is exponential! Plus they take a longer time before you start gaining (around 20weeks).
Broilers on the other hand give much lower profit about 1/3 of layers. However, their risk is minimal, and they take less than 8weeks to harvest.
Bottom line: go for layers but get ready to stand on your toes throughout their lifetime. All the best.

Vision2045:
AND THE DAURA KING TOLD US 1NAIRA=1DOLLAR
STILL WAITING

Keep waiting!

Lalasticlala, Myn44 is this not FP worthy?

One thing that amuse me in law us that why do they have to put that rag wig on their head?
On the topic, fire on PMB the good Nigerians are behind you on corruption fight. Can't say say the same about that budget though.

I dey cone, make I read first.

kingarizona1:
Died by 7am this morning and buried few hours later..... The only thing I like bout the religion# RIP

Good of you to admit it, trust me there are tonnes more to love in Islam, once you get to know them.

kingarizona1:
Died by 7am this morning and buried few hours later..... The only thing I like bout the religion# RIP

Good of you to admit it, trust there tonnes more to love in Islam, once you get to know them.

Lie detector loading....

I endorse this stand!

Blackfire:
and u stupid dumb fv.ck had to start by calling someone who is greater than your prophet in character a directionless someone.

Asamu alaiykum .

Ah ah! why the insults now? I thought you are a professional debater, the basic ethics of a good debate is no insults and personal attacks.
I tried to tolerate your blasphemous and derogatory remarks that adorn almost all your sentences.
I never called you directionless somebody, I simply told you am not gonna waste my time with one. Unfortunately you are trying to prove to be one.
Refer to my other post for the question I asked, else don't quote me again.

Blackfire:
aisha the daughter of abubakr was 6 when our holly prophet (nearly 60)married her and he f.v.c-ked her silly at the age of 9. I stand corrected.

Please. Please. Please i will love u to refute all i ve said.
Don't use al taqiya on me, because u ain't dealing with a random Christian or someone on vendetta, u are dealing with an atheist who probably was a Muslim.

*opens my quran and hadiths*

lets dance.

OK since you are an atheist as you claim, what is the aim/objectives you wish to achieve from this debate?
I can't afford to waste my time on a directionless somebody.

Blackfire:
i love peace, i respect peace, because inside it , is tolerance, love, live and let live,,,, but i look around and what Islam represents all i see is tears sorrows and blood.

Imagine a religion i can enter and i decides tomorrow to leave, and what i deserved from that religion of peace is fatwa of death?.
I am told that there is no compulsion in Islam, as i grew up i read the whole verse it was quoted from, i discovered there is infact a compulsion.
I look at the life of the prophet i was told from childhood to be sinless 'atleast', as i grew up i read the quran and the hadiths, and what i saw shocked me, the sexual depravity, sending of assassins to kill critics, leading armed robbery operation on people's business, beheading of 600+ men and molesting there wives. Sleeping with your adopted son's wife, after tactical moves. A 20+ young man marrying a 40+ rich woman and after her death, our holly prophet who is suppose to be the best of mankind at nearly 60 years married aisha at 6 years and f.v.c-ked silly 9 years...
So much hatred for the Jews calling them pigs and apes, asking his al majiris not to take Christians as friends, infact in the last day, every Muslim will ve to throw a Christian off the bridge of sirat to get to al janah, well atheist are to be killed instantly.
I can go on and on *remember gideon kaluka*
i will like any Muslim to refute all this i ve stated.

I will reply each of your points when you edit the post and remove where you mischievously wrong info like the age of Aisha (RA).

Vig86:
I understand your point. I used the topic to imply that nonmuslims compromise a lot.

Muslims too do compromise, shaking opposite sex is discouraged in Islam, but Muslim leaders do it anyway as a compromise not to put off diplomatic relations with the rest of the world.

Vig86:
Muslims should also learn to respect other peoples' culture/religion. I know that no muslim woman can ever remove her veil for such course.

There is a very big difference. It's Haram (forbidden) for a Muslimah not to cover her hair, but is it forbidden for a Christian lady to cover her hair? No! it's not, in fact it's encouraged.
Bottom line, by covering her hair a Christian is not committing sin; but by uncovering hers a Muslimah is committing sin. Understand?

jamesibor:
Why would someone forge credentials to go waste one year of his life? Do you not know that NYSC is a waste of time in most cases?

Hahahahaahha now you are talking. Well for you it may be a waste of time. But for most at least it's better than staying idle at home for that period and beyond. many discover their life direction during nysc with the skill acquisition and all that. Many even she'd their childhood mentality and begin to see the reality in life. Of course there are many (like you) who could hit the ground running immediately after graduation. am not depending nysc so back to the matter.
Do you know nysc has to introduce biometric registration and screening for prospective Corp members due to some people actually serving more than once? Many also just do it for the fun of it. From camp to my home town to my course mates I know dozens of people who are above 30 but change their credentials just for the service.
I repeat I have never seen any of them who graduated earlier (when he/she was less than 30) among those overages Corp members.
That's the reality.

jamesibor:
https://www.nairaland.com/2338950/photo-naijas-oldest-corp-member-2015

http://naijagists.com/meet-nigerias-oldest-nysc-youth-corper/

Am not saying there are no Corpers over 30, am currently serving FYI. And thanks to you I now know about the nysc late life service thing. BUT note that none of those in those links are actually saying they graduated earlier in life. majority of them just forged there credentials and claim less than 30! That am sure of.

jamesibor:
I do not understand what you are on about. I've known people who graduated under 30, travelled abroad without serving, spent many years abroad and then decide to go back to Nigeria to either work or join politics hence need the NYSC discharge certificate. They then had to present themselves for service at that age as they had to serve having graduated when they were less than 30.

OK o. Never met anyone in that situation.

jamesibor:
The man in the picture may not be a corper but if he is, he definitely graduated below 30. If he is 65, he must have graduated before or in 1981.

Guy chill, if he's truly a recognized Corp member then it could only mean he forged his credentials to claim less than 30.
Your theory is highly unlikely.

You people shall try to move on, because we (the North) have already done that.
Our aim is now how to make our future generations more educated than we are.
You can say whatever you want we don't care. If want to elect a President of our choice we know how to go about it (mostly by allainces) because we have been having political ties with our neighbors, managing large empires and emirates even before a white man could build a big sailing ship.
drss I will advice you again, do away with the hate in your mind, it's only gonna destroy you.

jamesibor:
No age limit to serve. The age limit only applies to your year of graduation.

If you graduate before 30, you should serve and you can do that at whatever age you present yourself for mobilisation. You are only exempted on age grounds if you graduated after 30.

So according to you this grand dad graduated in 1981

yomi007k:
Bros, na lie oo
If u still choose to serve at any age, u can.
I know a man in his 50s serving in the compound next to mine.
No be joke.
If you are over 30 and want to go for NYSC you would at least have to forge your birth certificate or declaration of age.

jamesibor:
No age limit to serve. The age limit only applies to your year of graduation.

If you graduate before 30, you should serve and you can do that at whatever age you present yourself for mobilisation. You are only exempted on age grounds if you graduated after 30.

So according to you this grand dad graduated in 1981

Yeye pipu! U think say na play we dey play? I don port since to Glo. at least make I support my country man.
since they had the guts to even employ former US attorney after hiring Nigeria SANs now e don clear for their eyes! Lai Lai you mist pay the whole fine, the leniency we talk before we no go do am again.
**Modified
Chai see how I dey mix pidgin English in my supposed professional comment. SMH

Good for him. Buy he should be careful not to be in bad books of EFCC. that agency is tactically created to make your life miserable, guilty or not!