₦airaland Forum

Chrisecoani:
Pls, someone help me. Is there any replacement going on in d Nigeria Custom Service. Or did any one heard or know any ADC called Mike Nwofor. Some one collected the sum of #35,250 from me for custom replacement form and have scanned & sent the form into my email address, which l have filled scanned and sent back to him including my credentials for graduate role. But, two to three days of d submission he called me and said congratulations u have been short listed, that I should expect calls from industrial dept for further clarity. A day later l received call from a lady saying congratulations again u have been shortlisted into Nigeria Custom Service and I should pay #125,000 endorsement fee for training, of which, make me to suspects them. Pls, I need a help on how to recover my money and two of other friends money.

Guy you have been 419ed!
No Federal Government recruitment sells any form or asks for payment whatsoever.
Let me guess, you met the guy on Facebook? with a picture of an handsome man in custom uniform.
All you can do is to report his banking details to anti fraud unit of any branch of his bank. They will report him to the authorities.
Your many is probably gone. So wise up next time.

goshen26:
Ur last statement caught my attention "over 50% are Igbo"


Abeg bros how u take count am?

Don't mind them, they are trying to declare NL a "no-man's" forum as well.
The arrogance and self gratification of these people is legendary!
If 50% are Igbos then what percentage are Yoruba? (definitely less than 50%) since there are other tribes and even non-Nigerians here.
.......SMH

VulgarVulvas:
Total nonsense!

The pics posted above ends where northern solidarity and unity stands because what we have come to associate with northern unity is nothing but a northern mafia composed of oligarchs and Amirs who put their selfish interests first and only above any useless almajiri talakawa pleb.

The northern mafia is successful because it is a small niche of heartless selfish elite who come together not in the interest of any useless north but for their own personal ambitions and greed.

They have poverized and made you northerners zombies to follow their decree while still wallowing in poverty and disease.

Is there any christian from Kafanchan there? NO! All i see is hausa/fulani muslims.

Unity my fcking foot.

What you ought to have said is northern serf masters

Guy calm down. Your Ken Nnamani just decamped to APC deal with that heart attack first.
Out of the 19 governors, at least 3 are Christians and all of them are in attendance. So go use something hard to bash your flat head.

So a senator can't lash you a governor, but you can lash the whole president?

Chai!! And I was in that house few weeks ago. His sister gave me only N1K!

CoolAmbience:
Unfounded! Misinformation! You must not comment. Why not advice OP to try getting in touch with Npower operatives via their numerous phone, email and social media channels, instead of making such uninformed comment?

Lol! Oga Calm down, everyone knows this npower programme is poorly run,. What's unfounded about my comment?
I have been following this thing since from the very beginning. Aside the postponement of the commencement dates, up till now the programme is directionless. More than half of even those paid December allowance don't even know where to work not to talk about what to do.
But anyway, knock yourself out o with Npower.

Not really....
Teach, Agro and Health represent about 300K out of the 500k they promised to employ. However with the relative success in enrollment recorded in those 3 pioneer programmes, I doubt the government will revisit the rest (creative, build and the rest).
Also they'd rather start a fresh recruitment than go back for those categories, as we know not everyone is even aware of them. As you know everything is 50% showmanship.

I will pass..

yeah it would, and since Lagos isn't sunny the roofing wouldn't matter much.

The key is good ventilation, and the lower the temperature the better. Also try to pick out over ripe ones among them Before they start leaking as that will cause those in contact to ripen quick and begin to perish.
Get ready though for aggressive marketing because perishable goods will always perish. Good luck.

Be careful o! BH are still lurking around..... avoid stories that touch.

LorDBolton:
I stopped being a christian when I realised ITS ALL ABOUT MONEY-MAKING!

Couldn't start practising 'tradition' cos my forefathers have long been defeated by the missionaries thus even their gods are super fake

Then I looked at then muslims and realised they're even more delusional when compared to christians

So I'm proudly atheist

If you're a christian, muslim today its all because some centuries ago one king had more economic and military might... thats all

Lol! I like your honesty, but are sure you have checked well?

Na so!

Pavore9:
I guess this will be the last mention of each other. Have a good night rest when you do.

Yeah you too brother.

Pavore9:
And the men who sleep with them are your brothers! A man who sleeps with a prostitute is no morally better than the woman!

Lol OK yeah! But you just lack coherence in debate.

Pavore9:
At least no one has tied the criminality called baby factories to God's instruction to his people as l will gladly report any baby factory l come across to the authorities as it violates human dignity.

Don't take it personal, truth hurts because am yet to see Sani Yerima give out his 15 year old out in marriage.

Don't make me laugh with the assumption that every Northern bride marry as virgins......we know the scores. It is not as if all the ladies working as prostittues in the North are from the South!

And who has tied marrying at a young age to anything? Every family (especially the bride) has its own right to decide when and who she gets married to.
Yes the north and Nigeria has a lot of major problems but marrying at a young age isn't one of them, which btw this topic clearly points to the opposite.
What has Yarimas got to do with anything?
He is a man who chose how to live his life.
And yes! at least 80% of prostittues in the North are your Igbo sisters.

Pavore9:
The hypocrisy of the Northern muslim elites is that they see to it that their daughters get the best of education up to the university level before they begin to consider marriage while at the same time vigorously advocating for child marriages to be sustained!

Won't you get tired of posting this rubbish? Guy face front! Deal with the hypocrisy in your society first before you others your priority.
Baby factory isn't your problem but teenage marriage in the north is, infantile rape isn't but wearing Hijab is. How many girls in the south that graduate before they lose their virginity?
Oga Igbo park well and congratulate this beauty and brain.
Mtsewwwww

My uncles car is parked for months, he always asks me to put in the battery and drive whenever am in town. Am not comfortable, because I feel like the tyres would burst when I speed, or something.

Why not call the village whatever you like? Must you fight each other?

importexpert:
they might be an NGO seeking for donations from philanthropist and other very rich individuals. they can make it seem as if you are really suffering and they want to bring charity to Africa .

Lol Na wa o! You might be right though.

OP I got a freelance job asking me to snap myself washing close and doing dishes. It sounded weird as in what are they gonna get from it. So I didn't do it.

Picture or you know the rest!

Ugosample:
Or, why don't we make pidgin English self official language too, then let it evolve over the years by infusing Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba words into it like we have now, that will be a better way to unite the country tho (just thinking out loud)

For example, wahala is a Yoruba word but it is used in pidgin with the same meaning..

Akpu is used in pidgin too, and other words like that

Lol! Wahala is actually originally a Hausa word.

is she a second wife? she looks old. Anyway Barakallahu fih.

Many nlanders will not even finish reading that article, complaining it's too long.

xynerise:
Seriously. I guess they are teenagers

They should be in their 30s, you know those episodes were made in 2000s.

xynerise:
Just watched that some minutes ago. So freaking hilarious

Am telling you! Those guys r really talented.

The Bastard himself!

On the first day of Christmas.....
Reminds me of one South Park Episode where Jimmy the stammer sang it. Sh!t is hilarious!

sekundosekundo:
Go to Mushin area and tell them this.

What do you mean? FYI am a Muslim. btw Mimzy has done justice to your ignorance I can see.

sekundosekundo:
Go to Mushin area and tell them this.

What do you mean? FYI am a Muslim.

sekundosekundo:
What's Zakat and It's significances?.

Zakat is an Islamic Charity system designed to flow from the super rich directly to the super poor in the society.
For a Muslim to be qualified to pay Zakat he/she must have kept at least N1.3million for a complete YEAR, then he gives out 2.5%. By this definition alone over 90% of Nigerian Muslims are not qualified to pay zakat!
The money is never to be given to religious leaders as in the case of tithe, but is to given directly to the poor, orphans, handicapped and the needy in general.
So you see the differences.
Zakat is from the rich to the poor while tithe is from the poor to the rich.