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It's very disheartening and heart - wrenching that a body of Church leaders can exhibit such "ungodly" and unchristain"attributes. Who are they to contend with whoever God sends? The fact that we have multitude of pastors in the country doesn't necessarily mandate that God should give them a particular prophecy.
Moreover, any body can be used by God, and instead of bickering and denouncing the prophecy, they should have prayed about it. I shouldn't be surprised though. Bodies like CAN are the sources of problems we have in this country. They romanticise ethnicity, religious bigotry and materialism. They endorse questionable politicians and assist them in laundering cash and sinking the country further into the stinking hole it is now.

mrphysics:
Creative writing gig

I do creative writing too. If it's lucrative enough, I might decide to do away with publishing newspapers articles and try it

mrphysics:
I stay in Nigeria and use a Nigerian account, yet see my January earning

Wow. I'm sure people still make money though. Tried affiliate marketing...men, wasn't beans. Which service so you render on Fiverr

Netanyahu1:
They like guys in Range Rovers and G wagons, but don't like the smell of rotten poo.

As in ehn. I tire. As is she didn't know before when he was buying her iPhone, designer clothes and popping Hennessey at clubs

JustCalMeDBoss:
all this ppl talking are either not living in Nigeria or opportuned I have seen many ppl here in Nigeria try these things and they fail so bad.

So true. Breathing Nigerian air alone is a disadvantage.

This us till the same politicians being recycled all over again. Especially that prostitute, Oyinlola who has been traipsing from PDP to APC and now to another 'political movement' which we all know would soon be registered as a political party and round field the same old folks.

This video is older than my grandpa. Stalewu. Next!!!

HungerBAD:
Nigeria do not deserve President Muhammadu Buhari. He should leave us to our fate. Nigerians do not seem to realise when someone is doing a lot for them, and to top the list of the many heinous sins of Nigerians is our impatience…very impatient set of humans.

The impatience is so conspicuous that even the President was forced to call us out on national television during his new year broadcast. Poor Buhari, he has been bludgeoned left, right and centre, even by his Mrs.

As regards the matter with this Fulani Hell’s men…sorry. I mean to write herdsmen, this cranky antiquated computer sometimes seem to have a mind of its own and I have no control over it, just like ‘some’ people are accusing the Commander in Chief of the federal republic of Nigeria of not having any control over his gun-totting kinsmen.


Some even called him out for not ensuring the arrest of the spokesman for the Miyetti Allah who admitted that the 74 souls that were snatched in their sleep were in retaliation for 800 stolen cows.

Nigerians sha. Very funny people. How dare them! Of course, he has control over them. He is General Buhari, remember? Go and ask IPOB and everybody ‘unfortunate’ enough to be in their vicinity, as the military spared nothing to trample, subdue and suppress them without sparing any life in the onslaught.

Some argue that they were armless citizens exercising their freedom of expression and right to self determination as espoused by the UN charter on self determination…story story…Baba says they are terrorists and so it is, they are a threat to our compulsory concatenation as a “united” country.

However, the Fulani herdsmen cannot be terrorists, far from it. How can you call someone trying to feed his cow a terrorist, even if it involves obliterating an entire village to do that! Cows are a special creation of God, much more special than human beings. What’s a human life compared to a cow? A cow! Do we even realise the sanctity of their existence? Ask Indians. A cow has every right to eat your crops and could even take a stroll into your sitting and excrete on your expensive centre rug. Every farmer should realise that the volume of their harvest is at the mercy of the mighty cow.


A herdsman could decide to allow his cattle decimate an entire farm land and anybody who as much raise their voices in protest should be gunned with an Ak47 or hacked to death or better still roasted and allowed to serve as manure for the crops the cattle would come back to eat.

This is why the herders, from Benue to Kaduna to Oyo to Delta State are out with their one million naira Ak47 rifles (Don’t ask where they are getting those expensive weapons from, must you know everything? Aproko) are terminating the continuation of an entire lineage, killing, maiming, burning and matcheting humans...those lowly humans.

And now some mischievous folks - because of Buhari’s ascendancy to the hallowed position  as Nigeria’s number one citizen with a no-where-to-be-found certificate while they, with all their doctorates degrees and endless sojourn at the ivory towers are not anywhere near the seat - are criticising Buhari for not taking a decisive step against these herders like he did to IPOB. They are accusing the GCFR of ethnic solipsism, refusing to factor in the fact that the president himself, like his gun totting kinsmen appreciates the value of a cow. He understands the actions of the herders and empthasizes with them: their travails and their ideology.

He has over a hundred cows in his hometown...and well, I know some merchants of mischief would say that he has had those cows ever since the days of the Great Flood, claiming these cattle never seem to increase or decrease in number; but then Buhari does not owe anybody any explanation for the state of his pastoral enterprise now, does he?

These same Nigerians accusing the GCFR of ethnic solipsism even expected him to visit Benue to commiserate with the victims and families of those who died from the tragic New Year massacre. Will his visit bring them back? How many funerals can he attend? Must he copy presidents of other countries in the world? Moreover, he was busy receiving the seven northern wise men who, out of their love for Nigeria, decided to pay him a visit to encourage their ‘brother’ to contest again in 2019: very deep thinking, sagacious and introspective men.

These ungrateful Nigerians calling on the president to address this contentious issue are still the ones rejecting the idea for a cattle colony, arguing that it is a way of purloining their land and advertently establishing a Fulani empire in guise. What a conspiracy theory! The Fulanis would never do that! That Ottman Dan Fudio repeatedly did does not mean they would.

You just have to trust them. Is mutual trust not one of the pillars of our unity anymore? They even went further in their inscrutable sojourn of obstinacy that the herders should instead set up ranches; investing like every other businesses instead of herding their cows to gnaw and chew away at crops across the country. Imagine, just imagine that. Why would anybody make such outrageous demands?

It is good that, as reported by The Guardian on Monday, January 22, 2018, the Jamatul Nasir Islam (JNI), through its Secretary General, Sheikh Khalid Abubakar that ‘the whole Fulani herdsmen debacle is a coinage “mischievously” invented by the Christian Association of Nigeria in order to heat up the polity in preparation for 2019.

The group even warned the Christian leaders not to take the Nigerian Muslim’s patience for foolishness. Add that to the fact that no major northern leader has expressly condemned the activities of the Fulani herdsmen. Does this not show that these ‘disgruntled’ Nigerians mainly from some sections of the country are merely crying wolf?

As mentioned earlier, Nigerians do not deserve Buhari. This fact is now succinct and clear enough. Buhari should leave Nigerians with our ‘impatience’ and simply return to Daura to fend for his 150 cows. I am pretty sure those poor cows have sorely missed him and would appreciate him more than the impatient 180 million Nigerians. I alongside other true lovers of Buhari will help him make that decision at the polls next year.

Olorunfemi lives in Lagos.

http://guardian.ng/opinion/buhari-a-president-too-good-for-us/

Wow. My yeye article even got posted on Nairaland. Initially thought of posting it here but I know it would have been ignored. My English degree is finally getting properly utilised...
Thanks to those who think it's a nice piece. And for the incurable zombies, we'll definitely remember you in our prayers.

This is VERY sad. I have nothing else to say

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Now you see anybody can make typos and twitter doesn't have an edit button. Let's stop being petty[quote]

I know this girl on twitter. I'm not sure I wanna believe the story though She does anything to trend by fire by force

Which kin rough play be this one? Ah.

Irony of life that the material things you expend so much energy to acquire can be destroyed in the twinkle of an eye. He could have still been alive and his property intact if he had listen to the voice of reason and had accepted the amnesty he was offered. It's wisdom to know when to fight and to know when to run.

It's apparent that Buhari is complicit in these killings. It's time to invite the ICJ over after his tenure. A president who was quick to unleash the full fury of the military on armless secessionist is now suddenly silent on these killer herdsmen.
Let's ask ourselves. Why are nomads suddenly very angry at armless villagers? Who is equipping them? Where are the security operatives while these evil is being perpetrated? Why hasn't a single herdsnsnybeung convicted? Why did their killings escalate after Buhari's inauguration? Why are Christian communities being targeted only? Don't Muslim hausas farm?

There is no government in Nigeria that did not enjoy the services of praise-singers who disappeared as soon as the government itself collapsed like a pack of cards. Ask President Jonathan!
I sincerely pray that these same power vultures would allow the president to see this piece. It is quite apparent that Buhari seems to live in a cocoon of administrative complacency, oblivious of the frightening level of misery and untold hardship in the land. He has himself, refused to abandon his comfortable seat of power in Abuja and burst into the streets to see things for himself. It's so sad that three years into his government, he has not paid a visit to the most important city in Nigeria, Lagos but instead prefers to engage in inexplicable useless peregrination from one western country to another.
Also, the incompetence in his government is of epic proportion. From budget scandals to lack of funds for sportsmen to appointment scuffling, to fuel mismanagement.
This repeated warnings are reminiscent of GEJ days when he was admonished to shelve his reelection plans but was egged on by the ubiquitous sycophants. Buhari is towing the same path and would have a more bitter result.

northvietnam:
Which wing is the back up playing

Keep xpanding ur Vjay in the name of back up BF....

Nah so one idiot tell me for xmas say na too much trekking from bus stop to lecture dey make her Vjay xpand. ..... I was like , u Don mean it...

What's my own, just use rubber play my game commot....

Seriously guy!!! Lmaoo p
Shey she dey spread her legs wide dey waka ni? Girls and lies

Ah. This is my thread. I wasn't bothered before but this Xmas break laidis. I tire. I stay in a flat bit they are always coming to knock my door. One particular woman has a son that will come to my door and she will be there shining teeth like mannequin. Me I've decided not to answering anybody when they knock on my door sef
I don't blame them, it's my landlord that refused to finish the house and erect fence.

bigpicture001:
can't remember the name now..but the main guy in d movie is a professional killer..who can face plenty equally good killers..all with guns.he is a suite wearing killer..so gud that at the end of part two, he was commissioned to die.by his camp and contract of his death sent to virtually all trained killers in the world..any one knows the film?

John Wick 2.
You're talking about Keanu Reeves

sexybbstar:
I wish there could be Baahubali 3

That movie ehn!!!

What in earth is this? The magnitude of killing in Rivers state has reached an epic infernal proportion. And there's a governor in that state. And there's a president on this country. Has the human life being reduced to mere nothing? This is pure evil. So disheartening

OfficialAwol:
Stupidity is after going to queue up at the filling station to buy fuel at 300 and poor into your rickety "I pass my neighbor" to charge your phone, only to come online and defend Buhari.

It's beyond stupidity. it's full hardy.

Sarrki
Ngeneukwuewu
madridguy
MrHistorian, etc.

What do you fools have to say about Buhari Now disturbing the dead? 8 of them at that?

I agree with you. But it's foolhardiness (Noun of foolhardy not full hardy
You're welcome.

See innocent souls being made to face the very evil some Nigerian politicians are sponsoring. Every soul associated with the creation and maintenance of Boko Haram shall witness hell on earth and in heaven

I was telling my neighbours this just this morning. Light improved considerably everywhere but my area. It just got worse. I get 2hrs light between 12am and 2am everyday that's all at Powerline, Meiran Abule Egba.
God punish whichever official of IKEDC that has redirected our light!!!

Chai. So Mr Elumelu sef dey drill that hole abi na Lai Mohammed

I don't understand this post. Is it today that you're seeing policemen and soldiers use their bikes for commercial purposes. Seems the op is new in Lagos

All I can say is Patoranking fuccking murdered the song.

Okoyeeboz:
Their legal team needs complete restructuring.
Imcompetent mofos.

On the other hand, I won't be surprised if GTB's lawyers have cut an underhand deal with Innoson. They deliberately muddle up the case so that Innoson wins big. Thereafter, Innoson pays them an agreed percentage of the judgment sum.

In GTB, employees do stuff like this and the directors are held liable with the bank paying. It's part of the useless runs they do there, all scheming on how to steal the bank blind.

You do have a valid point there though. I won't put it past directors to partake in such a conspiracy. The cases were poorly handled, reeks of recklessness and carelessness. Moreover, if money is lost, it's Investors Money, so the directors have nothing to lose except maybe their jobs, which won't matter much if they get their lump cut of the heist.

kay29000:
I'm single cos it is less expensive to maintain a FWB than a real girlfriend...and yeah, less drama.

Real talk. Who the fucck wants a relationship when you can always smash someone else's girlfriends without the emotional hassle

I don't understand this write-up though. Why does everybody thing people are single because nobody wants them? So shallow. I'm single AF. And imma be until I set my life on the right track. Can't deal with no distractions now.
And for the record, many ladies want something permanent with me, but mind is made

If this was true, then GTB needs some serious staff overhaul. From the auditing guys to accounting then to their legal team. How did they overcharge Innoson in the first place. See where greed landed them. Instead if paying the money when it was still reasonable, they resorted to protracted legal cases and now the money has doubled. Only cbn can resolve this issue else it's adios gtb

Majority of girls are dirty. It's so sad and disappointing. I used to think girls were neater than guys but the reverse is the case