₦airaland Forum

I can’t create an opinion using one picture. Where is the woman? Where are the children? Why is Nairaland useless? Nineteen years and the forum is still a dump.

So?

It’s highly needed. Let every state with the means generate their own electricity. Those which can’t should come together to achieve the aim. Relying on one single source for energy is killing us in this country. When options exist, the FG can’t do shakara or complain about vandals.

Where them dey?

Another day in Africa.

Make Nollywood relax small. There are already too many movies in the market.

Abeg, the marriage try. They should live their separate lives. The kids are fully grown. Divorce will not disturb them.

They will always say it was the work of the devil despite maximizing their evil when advantaged. They should prepare their minds for complete punishment if the law catches them.

Children everywhere. That is a 35 year old woman. The “elders” here are 21 years old, that’s why you children see anyone older than 24 as an ancestor.

Our heat has high humidity. Drinking water helps only a little. Stay under a fan whenever possible to ensure your sweat can evaporate, thus cooling your body. Drink ice cold water especially during hot afternoons. Refrigerate fruits also to give a cooling effect.

StraightGaay:
She is not divorced

Good.

Why does this country never have peace? The worst part is, it is a third world nation. Well, nature doing its thing in reducing the population. Let them continue. By the time the citizens are reduced to two million in number, resources will go round equally. To an extent, I don’t believe this news, especially from the BBC. They know how to magnify situations to appear dire.

She should sue the photographer for that last picture. Which kind of unnecessary filter was that? She’s still young. I’ll toast her if we cross paths. Pretty lady.

Ignorance is truly a disease. I would say poverty, that isn’t the case here. The only devil in his life right now is that mound of fat around his midsection. He should use a treadmill from today to avoid stories that touch. He should let the bird go. The poor thing mistakenly entered his house. What would he do if it was a bat?

Kidnappers eyes dey red.

It’s true. She is in my DM.

Good. A way to distinguish mongrels from regular humans.

She should get her head right. It’s always one loony situation or the other with her.

Something is wrong with porn stars. Why are they normally unhappy with life? Many of them die from mental illnesses or drug overdose. The industry must be degrading despite how everyone paints it.

Is it not Lagos? People go dey fight for front seat.

I didn’t know he had four children. Money full ground. I assumed he birthed three and was done.

How can I miss a place I’ve never been to? I was shocked to find out it was 45 minutes from my abode. I will flex there one day if not for security issues.

Na to find online hustle. The only way to cope with recent conditions is to earn foreign currency.

I wouldn’t have guessed she was mixed. She looks like any light skin Igbo. Maybe her existence was a disgrace to her family, hence her mother’s side abandoning her. I can swear with my left testicle that the newborn’s father is a legal adult. I no know if them use toto swear for some men. The Nollywood union should aid her. She don use play play turn herself to woman.

My Bimpe!

Good for them. The same way they claimed Nigerians were the happiest people when the reality was the opposite.

She was cute and nerdy when young. The man glowed up over the years. Grey hair has its own beauty.

Normal thing. Them kidnap man, him wife or parents go slump. Them kpai man, him parents go slump. I’ve heard the story a thousand times. Nigerians should live healthy lives. A healthy body is resilient to both mental and physical stressors.

It’s better for frustrated men to masturbate from watching porn than to head outside to rape women. Sometimes, humans need a release from the tension of the world. Animals masturbate, humans are animals, therefore I will masturbate like every other locomotive life form in the world. Wetin pain me pass be say, for my life, na only five women wey don admit to watching porn regularly. How do porn sites get such high viewership if women don’t partake?

I remember buying one for 11,000 - 12,000 Naira back in 2007. What a life.