₦airaland Forum

If AJ wins this match, Cuppy go knack the guy tire for the next one week. Without a doubt, she’s in Dubai to support her “friend.” Joshua is tall and huge. He’s one inch taller than Ngannou but see the difference an inch plus of shoe soles make.

He no resemble who dey see money. Nigeria’s current situation has made men with meagre hundreds of thousands of dollars into Naira billionaires.

Enjoy.

One day, this Starlink will supply my household with truly unlimited data. Useless Nigerian providers can go to hell with their cruddy service.

I remember when she featured on the program. Almost every guy I knew claimed he’d done her before. I come dey wonder, if she really slept with all these guys, how come none of them had proof past “it happened?”

The coochie must have been amazing. It reminds me of my last encounter. If not that the woman had a child, I would kneel on one leg and propose immediately.

Bimpe, where are you?

To my greatest shock, she told me she's in a serious relationship

Dust yourself and move on.

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Education is the best form of birth control. Only an educated person can draw out future lifestyle projections based on their current earnings. Children are not a cheap affair. Costs rise as they grow older. High birth rates are a degree to ascertain how literate a population is. It is a double-edged sword, however. The white man can drop population numbers by educating rival nations. The outcome will see an influx of literate migrants ready to compete with former masters for jobs.

I will plough that piece of land four times daily.

Imagine he decided to join a gym six years ago, he would still be here with us. Sha, he decided it was time to depart the world. Nigeria’s hardship bites more since our reason to laugh (Ibu) is no more.

I will never understand how a mass of humans will disappear from mapping technology. Are they kept in an underground bunker? Maybe they’re hidden deep inside mountains. Haba, this thing is embarrassing.

They say this about every president we’ve ever had including the lousy Sani Abacha. Make them talk new story, abeg. No be today them born me.

Kaycee9242:
To ban people unnecessarily

I strongly believe so.

Thislifee:
That's tribe is igbo.. greedy people!

I will neither confirm nor deny.

There are zones called muster points. They were designed so people do not injure themselves while panicking. This incident was surely managed well. Only a video will prove otherwise, which I am very sure wouldn’t surface.

Enlighten me.

They can twerk to entice men online. Let them show real life working, they’ll be exhausted after three pumps. No be today we encounter these types.

It won’t surprise me if you trace the culture far back to the 1800s and find out white men forced it on indigenes in a bid to preserve the then monkey population. The practice then spilled down generations that now no one remembers why it started.

Athletes meeting athletes. Normal levels.

The show never start, sef. LWKMD.

Bimpe, you too lie, but you’re very cute while doing it.

I eat in mama put joints whenever I crave. KFC and Dominos are for any time I get paid. 80% patronizing Nigeria while supporting the white man 20% of the time. I’m growing the Naira.

I no sabi the guy nor the mushroom reality TV show he win. Call me back when he wins BBNaija. Na that one I sabi.

I don’t think he’s normal. A stick would have worked more than prayers. Sha, whatever rocks his boat. He should not try such in front of a fully armed bloodlusted policeman or robber.

I don’t know him. Is he a comedian? He seems like a ronu actor. Those ones are celebrities in their living rooms and on ronu-land. My guy is doing honest work and complaining. E be like na yahoo he familiar with before relocating.

He’s not ungrateful. The man should send back the $12. I know the tribe the friend is from. Very stingy people.

Meanwhile, my friends in different countries each want to send me $100. I’m rejecting the offer because I’m bigger than such sum. Though, having the money at the moment would alleviate my situation a little, money finishes. I am not a beggar. I was taught to work for money. I’m happy to have them as friends. Material things are unneeded.