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arewaboy01:
the same igbos in plateau call u plateau indigenes onye Hausa....hu dafqk told u we've been living in peace...when it's time for igbos to live d north d Igbos in plateau state will also gt dah hell outa our state

leave Middle belt alone, parasites.. They said they ain't part of you. which thing you don't understand there?

am glad they finally woke up.. between igbo and Hausa they know who the real enemy is.

parasites.

malton:
It's better to name names than wield blades.

The labelling of Plateau people as "onye hausa" by some of them has not killed any Plateau man and can be excused as of ignorance.

The killing of Plateau people by your lands grabbing kinsmen, however, cannot be excused for any reason.

And for the record, you, Hausa/Fulani, will leave first before even a spoon owned by an Igbo person departs this state.

Nonsense!

please speak up for your people.. tell the world you have nothing in common with Hausa/Fulani, they used you guys onces, don't let them use you again.

Middle belt is not Hausa land.

they should leave igbo alone. any igbo shouldnt invest much in Hausa land, we get much land down south for them to invest.

chinoxstock:
Flee from youthful lust..

Commiting fornication up and down is not God's plan for your life...

oga park go one side.. my problem with you people, if you are not okay with her sexual life then don't comment.

forming holy holy and you guys do more evil than those going to shrine.

Godfullsam:
D only reason why I am still married is because of my beautiful sharp and wonderful daughter.

She is the only joy I have in my marriage right now.

hm.. is your wife the nagging type?

seun, lalasticlala

Sanchez01:
Personally, I'm not convinced about the said shared history with the Yorubas. Most of the journals around seem distorted and none seem convincing enough to drive home the point.

And if indeed Urhobos of old came in contact with the Yorubas, then it must have been through Bini.

For most Urhobos who are bilingual, the present day Benin language and Yoruba are the most adopted. This best explains our open mindedness towards marrying from these places, mostly, than from other areas.

Why the why might not be readily available, I'd make bold to say it is an unconscious act at mingling with people from the aforementioned areas. I have over five relatives who are inter-married with people from Benin and Yorubas. Fathia Balogun and the late Henrietta Kosoko comes to mind. Rachael Oniga is one as well.

I think you are forgetting our itsekiri neighbors, no present day urhobo family without link to itsekiri, we married itsekiri more than edo and Yoruba, mind you urhobo sees edo and yoruba as diabolical people. (no beef to my edo peeps)

but of all the tribe in Nigeria, urhobo seems more comfortable with those tribe when it comes to marriage and the rest.

my ranking

1. Itsekiri

2. Edo

3ijaw

4. Yoruba.

urhobo hardly get married to Hausa and igbo, don't know why, but hardly will you see such.

cc;
fratermathy seun Sanchez01

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god. This article is for all those who want to become better worshipers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

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Elnathan John.

copied.

fratermathy:
@Efewestern:

This thread is a kind of pseudo-history. The Op is not the first to venture into this waters. We have the likes of Dr. Charles Osume who wrote a book titled The Okpe People, as well as Bobson Gbinije, among others. Their argument is that Urhobos originate directly from Egypt. While the theory is plausible, it is inherently flawed because all Urhobo myths, legends and historians trace our origin to Aka (Benin) or Ife (in the case of some clans).

I only appreciate this thread because it foregrounded Urhobo people. However, everyone should be wary of its content and regard it as purely pseudo-history. Urhobos are from Udo in Ancient Benin and we arrived our current lands at different migratory waves. Some Urhobo clans came from Isoko and some Isoko clans came from Urhobo. That is the standard academic history of Urhobo people.

Can you point which urhobo clan trace it's origin to ife?, haven't heard of such before, even this Egypt stuff is new to me.

I hope they ain't trying to do this Egypt stuff cous of religion, cous am gonna knock someone teeth if he tells me an related to one man from midle east

scionofurhobo educative thread thou.
seun and lalasticlala do the needful.

scionofurhobo:
Actually, our origin is from Ayram (Aydam), whom is also called Adam.

we have no connection with Adam, this your story looks somehow bro, although the Bible made us believe Adam was the first man to live this earth, but we shouldn't accept it because the Bible said so, our forefathers never knew of Egypt or isreal.

we only trace our origin to bini.

Kowor:
Wait! So am a descendant of the Nimrod? Ta!!!

lolz.. fraternathy biko mo. your attention is highly needed.

Op thanks for mentioning me, but we have no connection what so ever with Egypt, or any middle east country.

we trace our origin to bini. shuo this is strange o.

AlwaysUltraPad:
my girlfriend knows we can't get married , but insist we will be friends when we are with our respective partners. I told her NO. I can't go and continue what we do now . It can be tempting. God forbid me to touch another man's wife.
Women are easily lured. If I hear say my wife get any male friend. Na divorce.

I support you bro.. cous that urge might come once a while, when you get married kiss the friendship goodbye.

I can't sleep with someone else wife, ladies are always found of keeping in touch with their ex. and I ask for what purpose?

Roseey0:
I join her in saying this is childish. Shows you can't even control yourselves.
Just draw your boundaries

it's not that I can't control myself, but we just gat to face reality, why keeping a female as your best friend when you have a wife?.

happy Sunday my dear friend.

Onegai:
By the way, nobody should have friends of opposite sexx in Marriage. Nobody should have Pastor of opposite sexx in Marriage. Stop deceiving yourself because it is very hard to have boundaries once you justify it with labels like "Friend" and "Pastor". God intended your spouse to have those labels and wear those crowns, which is why it is easiest to cheat within those groups.

Katyamizotta I'm good, hope your kids are good too

God bless you, I was telling my girl this and she said am childish, why will a married man or woman keep the opposite sex as "Best friend"?

Ogini, they will definitely be tempted.

Amberon11:
So because kidnappers, drug dealers etc live more comfortable lives than some people then we should all do what?

my dear I feel sorry for the present generation.. people now see fraud as normal.. I pity Nigeria, the future is bleak.

obyrich:
Fear pastors! I repeat, fear pastors.

they are scammers.

how the op fell for his sweet talk still baffles me, cous the op is of good character..

I wish people read this and learn, your pastor is not a God, he his human like you.. I don't give a dam about any pastor, if you cross my lay I go show you.

I just gat this philosophy in life, "Do good" and everything Good will come your way.. so I don't buy into what most paster are saying.

istoctober:
it was with a pastor in one of the pentecostal churches and he is still living in the sin of adultery. l still hate myself and curse that day for the act l committed.
Thx for your words, it means alot to me now.

Good evening sist.

I read through all your post, can't believe we have such women in our present society, yes nobody is above mistake and you shouldn't kill your self for that, nobody is perfect. but make sure you don't confess to you husband, he might no take you back, men hate it when their wife cheats on them.

Just forget things like that happened.

Futureberry:
what evidence do you have that a pregnant lady cannot cheat,stop jumping into conclusion too

See the way we they beat round the bush.. bros let's just advice and move on;

bur change your mentality sha

Futureberry:
you are not making sense too,how does being pregnant stop a woman from cheating

you just jump into conclusion that the lady is cheating, what evidence do you have? , yes hardly will a pregnant woman cheat.. there is a limit to everything and that's the end to that.

PapiSmith:
Yeah, this is a dream for all men (building a mansion for our mothers).

I am just saying not everyone is going to be a Drake, future, Beyonce, olu maintain and Davido in music.

Music no be everyone's calling. Something that BBN illiterate Efe needs to learn

you called me?

EgunMogaji:
Is this a serious question?

yes.. hardly will a pregnant woman's cheat on her husband.. how do you reason women to be?

please let's respect them.

sekundosekundo:
This is pure Ahitophel advice.

I have experienced so many issues like this and I know where to start from. op we are here for you.. please ignore some kids here

Slymonster:
Women this days lie a lot.How are we sure he never catered for them.

you are not making sense. how can a pregnant woman cheat on her husband, please if you have nothing to contribute just waka go.

Juzzybabe:
In my previous threads https://www.nairaland.com/2056750/advice-he-wants-me-leave and https://www.nairaland.com/3164242/advice-after-two-wasted-years, i did express how disappointed I will be if this man comes back after years to claim a child he never cared for. Thank God this forum has been going on well and my stories are still available.

Late 2016, I got messages from friends on Facebook asking me what happened to my marriage as my husband had created a new Facebook name and has been sending them a petition filed against me for divorce and custody of our child. I was advised to ignore as the petition was 1. not signed and 2. he didn't send it to me or any of my immediate families but rather friends on Facebook with this which am sure was to disgrace me. I only advised friends who contacted me to ignore him.

One may wonder what will such a man still have to claim after all he and his parents did? Yes he claimed a lot of lies such as...we were in our matrimonial home and he went to work on this fateful day and by the time he return I had escaped the house(All who followed my story knows I was in his parents house while he was in Dubai until 2015 when he visited and beat me to pulp in 8months old pregnancy and left in march 2015 back to Dubai). That I attempted abortions severally. That I did patronized herbalist and confessed to him. That I labored our first child for hours and ended up with CS...These and many more.

Well, the annoying part is that this guy went to court and have them issued a court proceeding to my Aunt whose house the traditional (in our absent) was done in 2014 stating that was the address they know me to be residing. Well, I had to get all hands on desk as I wish to have my Aunt and her family out of all this mess. He is requesting divorce and custody of our baby. Since May 2015 when I left up to this moment,the only support he give was 40k which he send 20k each for September/October 2015 and has not given any support to the growth and welfare of the child aside that up till now. It has been me alone. Now he wants custody of a 2+ year old child he knows nothing about.

I have been talking to a Lawyer whom I want to take up the case. This is my story people. We all fall in love at one point in our lives, and this is what i got from the one man i ever loved , this is where my feelings has led me. The heart of man is desperately wicked as the Bible says. I am 1001% not guilty of his false and lying accusations, I know God is by my side and I will grow this child to be the a better woman and a loving human.

don't give you child to him.. get to any length but make sure you have your child with you.

can I ask you some few question?
Do you have a steady source of income? , the court might use that against you...

eezeribe:
Nice post... Especially in theory.

lols.. just like 10 easy way to be a billionaire, easier said than done.

oldfoolnigger:
fortunately/unfortunately I happened to be the one in my class( still a jambite,smh).

second person ( still battling with olevel when I checked last)

third person( fuel attendant).
maybe three of us were cursed.
lmaooooo

fourth to eight person(unn law undergraduates).

nine person (in Canada)

ten person ( unizik MBBS).

eleventh and twelfth ( MBBS and chemical engineering respectively)chem.engin guy with strong first class currently

what year did you finish your secondary school?

nepapole:
Bro, not everybody sees it as simple. It amazes me as well.

lolz. I understand.. Just wondering when will Africa invest in science and technology instead of sponsoring religious activities we should invest that money in science, Religion hasn't solve any problem, we should try another means.

fadario:
Sometimes I look at big aircraft and then I conclude,



Na only oyibo know how this thing take dey fly.

simple physics

http://www.explainthatstuff.com/howplaneswork.html

APCsupporter:
ipoop member sighted

so why bringing ipob in this issue? , why does the truth hurt you so badly?, aren't you guys backward?, tell your people to please educate themselves and stop dragging The rest of us from southern Nigeria backward.