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Business / Re: Business Idea For Nigeria Diaspora Living In Abroad by ehinmowo: 2:55am On Dec 28, 2020
Christeety:
Hello Everyone. I recently travelled out of the country and have gathered little savings. I’m thinking of starting a business.

Pls kindly suggest business ideas preferably that won’t need my presence. I can act as an intermediary to get the products here and send down to Nigeria.

Thanks

Buy used iPhones and Samsung, and send it here. Cars are not moving as fast.

On the flip side, I am looking for investor into my manufacturing busineess. If you have N3m you can afford to lose, pls look my way. I don't have fancy pitch or promises. But I blv it enough to resign my job for it next year. You can send me an email (from my bio)
Religion / Re: Christians And Muslims Celebrate Christmas Together In Kaduna (Photo) by ehinmowo: 6:23am On Dec 26, 2020
Man90:
That shouldn't be a big deal.

It's a very big deal. Anywhere in the world. America is the most civilized human habitation in the world. In some places in America today, a white boy cannot go to his black school mate's house. That used to be a norm, but over 200 years, the people have developed superior mindset beyond religion deception (by religious leaders) and only a fraction of those abnormalities exists.

I am a Westerner and it is not a big deal here. I dey chop Sallah meet (even though I have heard some preachers saying it's animal offered to paganism. I have my own mind and I read my Bible too. ). But if you were born in a place where you were taught to hate and kill for a God, it takes the kind of will that Ghandhi of India had to go against that. And like Ghandhi, it could cost you your life (which paved way for liberalism anyways).
Politics / Re: Kukah: There Could've Been Coup If A Non-Northern Practised Nepotism Like Buhari by ehinmowo: 6:07am On Dec 26, 2020
felixzo1:
This man no dey fear

"Fear is a liar. It activates the enemy"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Explosion In Nashville, USA; FBI Calls It Intentional by ehinmowo: 6:00am On Dec 26, 2020
greatdreamer:
First to commentu

America of all places? No place is safe including our Aso Rock under Bubu. If you doubt me ask the whereabout of Mrs Aisha Buhari. It is only in Christ Jesus man is safe


From this comment, I can describe a lot of things about you.

Anyways, even in heaven, there was coup. God did not travel.

The difference is what happens after such things occur.

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Celebrities / Re: Adewale Ayuba Family, Wife & Children Christmas Photos by ehinmowo: 7:31am On Dec 25, 2020
That's what I like about the Omoluabis. Can you blv that that nigga is a Moslim?

Naso e dey be. Me and my guy Alfa Abdulganiu dey gist about the ills in our religions (it's more of yabbing).

Hin no go come burn me and my family in house at night say hin dey do Allah's work. And I no go go apply law of Moses on him say I won defend Yahweh.

Hin know why hin no convert everybody to one religion. And that's why life is intriguing and exciting. Imagine everybody has to be bowing down and face east 5 times daily. Or everybody breaking bread for communion. Or we are all bowing to one Buhda statue somewhere.

It would only benefit few humans who are at the helm of those religions. And it would be boring.

If it were somewhere, one Imam go tell them that Allah has decreed that they either converted all 'infidels' to their religion or murder them. While 72 pussies will be waiting them somewhere.

I wonder why d reward is puna?



Modified: they said he converted to Christian. Notwithstanding, SW Moslims are model Moslims to the world.

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Politics / Re: Our Kidnappers Said They Received N30m Part-payment – Kankara Schoolboys by ehinmowo: 7:26am On Dec 25, 2020
Imagine terrorists going through the length of renting trucks, putting their lives on the line to kidnap 340 people and later give it back to govt for free.

Unless it was a simulated training program for the terrorist on how to kidnap large group of people.
Religion / Re: Bishop Ozubulu Distributed 500 Bags Of Rice To The Poor - Photos by ehinmowo: 7:25am On Dec 25, 2020
Ironically, good news don't attract attention in NIgeria. The media know this. Hence, they fig up bad news or sometimes create one. Merry Christmas to Nigerians.



To Muhammad Buhari....

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Crime / Re: Car Battery Thief Caught & Burnt Alive In Akwa Ibom ( Graphic Photos) by ehinmowo: 9:01am On Dec 24, 2020
This is not warranted.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 23 2020 In Nigeria by ehinmowo: 8:58am On Dec 24, 2020
bjtinz:


You are a dirty liar. Your so called room mate of biochemistry knows better than trained epidemiologists and doctors abi.

Keep deceiving yourself.

I am not in your league of clout chasing. And I don't time for petty online debate. Blv what you want blv. But the statistics obviously tells more than what a man says.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 23 2020 In Nigeria by ehinmowo: 8:54am On Dec 24, 2020
TruthSeeker1:


Putting Nigeria's covid-19 statistics aside, do you think the statistics of infections and deaths in other countries like USA, India, Brazil, UK, Russia, South Africa, Italy etc is also a scamdemic?
If millions of people have truly contracted covid-19 in these countries with tens (and in some cases, hundreds) of thousands deaths as reported, then an overpopulated, disorganized country like Nigeria should logically have far more cases than the ones officially reported.
So in my opinion, the "scamdemic" in Nigeria should be a case of underreporting of covid-19 actual infections and deaths figures.

Even countries that under reported the cases like Russia has experience upsurge in death compared to any other times.

Now tell me, how many people do know personally that have died since SCAMdemic started (said that with a sense of debate. Not critically)
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 23 2020 In Nigeria by ehinmowo: 1:45am On Dec 24, 2020
lathrowinger:
Many Nigerians still feel covid-19 na scam... May God help us o. This stuff is becoming alarming

Covid-19 in NIgeria is a capital scam.

Have you seen covid-19 in Europe and the Americas? Have you been to the various Sabos in NIgeria? Why is it is that when there is increase in Europe there is miraculous increase in NIgeria? Mind you, every person coming in or going out of NIgeria are tested and sometimes quarantined.

My room mate that did medical biochemistry in school told me how his prof. bursted the SCAMdemic figures in Lagos. He took a person there. They made the person to undergo compulsory Covid-19 test. It came out positive. But the things written on the test papers were professional jargons. He demanded to see their leader. They shut him down because they never knew who he was. He later saw the person. And it turns out to be one of his friends. The discussion ended with "order from above. "

If there is anything that needs emergency attention in NIgeria is malaria. It kills 20x daily than what covid-19 is PURPORTED to be killing. We "roll back" malaria every year on paper. People cash out on that. Just as people are cashing out on Covid-19. Malaria kill an average of 300, 000 people in Nigeria yearly and over 100m are infected every year.


Have you asked yourself that a country with almost zero health technology is having about 1000 death in about one year from covid-19 and countries with superior health sectors are having 100s of thousands of deaths? What do we give our patients that within one month that Europe recorded reduction, almost every covid-19 patients in Nigeria were discharged? And now that their figures are increasing, ours are jumping up again. Tell me anybody that died of covid-19 here with prior health complications. Every flu and fever now would become covid-19 to boost a fictitious figure.

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Health / Re: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by ehinmowo: 7:32pm On Dec 23, 2020
michael03:
I was married 2018 and I stayed in abuja while my wife stay in ogun state due to job, so in August 2019 she got pregnant and in March 2020 surgery was done in order to bring out the baby due to her increase bp cos we could not wait for her to give birth in May as a result of increase blood pressure.

The surgery was successful and d baby was put in incubator but after 5 days d baby died.

So in June I went to doctor for check up and tests were carried out i.e semen analysis, testosterone analysis, urinalysis and uric msc. It was confirmed I was having a very low sperm count of just 2.8 million sperm count instead of anything from 15-20 million that can fertilize an egg to b able to get pregnant.

I don't understand why a man will be treated for infertility just 2 months after his wife gave birth.

Bro you need to get further information. I am not a doctor. But I know that average sperm count used to be about 100m about 60 years ago. Now it's about 20m.

But the idea of 2 5m sperm count CANNOT fertilized egg needs further and MODERN review. Besides, it only takes ONE SPERM CELL TO FERTILIZE AN EGG. 2.5m sperm cells per milliliter of semen is still a whole lot. The doctor could be right. After all I know nothing about the topic. But be sure he is not using archaic analysis. because information is progressive.

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Business / Re: Make Money From Producing Petroluem Body Jelly (vaseline) by ehinmowo: 8:47am On Dec 23, 2020
bookkeepers:
I attended an enterpreneurial workshop organised by a group of chemist friends. By chemist, I do not mean the patent medicine seller on the street but a person who has studied Chemistry and understands the composition and use of chemicals. I learnt how to produce washing liquid, soaps, detergents, and some cosmetic products. With as little as N5, 000 (Five Thousand Naira), you can start making body jelly and supplying small shops around your area.

However, I have only tried producing petroleum body jelly (vaseline) as I found that it is the safest and least hazardous. This can be produced for sale and it is profitable especially during the harmattan season. I bought the materials at the chemical market in Ojota Lagos.
Materials:
Paraffin wax (1/8 slab)
Micro wax (1/8 slab)
Petroleum jelly (4kg)
Paraffin oil (4 litres)
Colour (1 tea spoonful). Colour is optional
Perfume oil (100ml)

Equipment
Kerosene stove or gas burner
stainless steel pot
Rubber spoon
Knife (for cutting of wax)
Weighing scale
Measuring cup
Packaging material

See more details here: http://bookconvo.com/how-to-make-petroluem-body-jelly-by-kaybase/

Can we talk please.
Business / Re: Make Money From Producing Petroluem Body Jelly (vaseline) by ehinmowo: 8:46am On Dec 23, 2020
ibrahim4real99:


Do your analysis and you shall notice that you won't be able to supply wholesalers with this formula without counting your loss at the end of the day.

Are you into this? Can we talk please?
Business / Re: Advise On Cosmetics Production by ehinmowo: 8:36am On Dec 23, 2020
bouquilife:
Yes. It is included in the 50k. The cutting machine is the most expensive. It came in steel or metal, and from Mushin, Lagos it cost around 16K. A stamping pad can be the one that is like the ordinary stamp but bigger, it cost around 700 Naira, but if you want your production to be faster, a stamping machine can be made for you at the cost of around 12k - 15k. The name of your soap will be inscribe on it for both method of stamp.

If you have any other clarification, my email is bouqui4simplelife@yahoo.com.

I wish you the best because soap making is a very lucrative business.

Pls I will like to contact you. You email is bouncing back.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Close To Becoming A Failed State, Says Financial Times Of London by ehinmowo: 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2020
happy200:
Nigerian jonalist should also write and analyze UK's second wave of Corona Virus, because it seems they only see our problems and don't see theirs.

For a start, we do not have a world standard or international platform. My uncle works in VoN, for over 15 years, they have not sent a single signal to international space. because all the equipment are only good to be used as anchor.

About 5 years ago, PHCN disconnected their power. Abi na NTA wey nobody in the international community can ever tune to, should they even have capacity to handle international journalism. They cannot even sponsor a journalist to CAR for coverage. Let alone keeping one in almost every country for reportage.

That UK is having some challenges doesn't change the fact that NIgeria is displaying symptoms of a failed state. And each of those index is getting stronger by the day.

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Health / Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by ehinmowo: 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2020
HolinessForever:
Suicide is never an option.
Suicide is Murder..
The Consequences of Suicide cannot be compared to any state you are on Earth.

Hell Fire is a literal place where people enter every minute..
Salvation through JESUS Christ is the Greatest Gift of life.

Just sit down behind your keyboard and be typing. You wey never see anything for life. Just pray make things wey pass you no come your wey. We have seen preachers that committed suicide. Are they not aware of the consequences? Hitler wey say hin na King Kong committed suicide in the end when hin see fire.

Do you know what it means for 19-yearold to lose 300m? U don mistakenly wreck people car b4? Let alone 300m.

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Science/Technology / Re: World's Earliest Python That Lived In Europe 47 Million Years Ago Unearthed (Pix by ehinmowo: 11:17am On Dec 22, 2020
GidiCars:
These things defy logic and makes no sense, nothing can come of nothing. Anything designed that has a system and works, certainly have a brain behind it. It didn't come about randomly. Before you castigate me, whatever you think you know from what you read on the topic, I know it, not like you carried out any research or findings yourself nor can these things be replicated. That's one of the reason stuff like this are termed Pseudo-science.

Atheists usually think they're smarter than creationist, but they are just different sides of the same coin. You both got your knowledge from reading a book even though you can't demonstrate or show proof. Christians/Muslims have historical sites that they claim as proof and many other stuff. The findings these people claim to find around are just another part of the hole.

https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-examples-of-contradictions-in-science?share=1

See just leave religion and science. because your own logic is even flawed. Is there anything you know in religion that you were not told?

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Politics / Re: Unyime Idem To Commission 1000-Seater Capacity Skill Acquisition Center by ehinmowo: 11:05am On Dec 22, 2020
These are the kind of projects that are required. Not sharing ropes to tie goats.

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Romance / Re: Macsjebs Were Is The Star You Told Us About ? by ehinmowo: 11:02am On Dec 22, 2020
Juliusmomoh:

Ok,
But why are we african not seeing it ?

I Know that Kenya did
Romance / Re: About My Latest Book - For People Who Want To Get Married by ehinmowo: 9:09am On Dec 22, 2020
tobechi74:


Nigerians think only married people should write about marriage book

See, most mechanics do not own a car

Somebody will just sit down in his or her room and think what he felt would work for married people.

If you don't have experiential knowledge and you arw not authority (studying research based approach or study materials that have proven to work emperically), you are just a gambler. The problem is you would be gambling with people's existence.

Now in your analogy (which is bullshit), imagine that mechanic whom does not have a car and does not have emperical knowledge about cars started working on your car. " Oga I think if we can reduce the holes supplying fuel to your cabrator, your fuel would last longer", he said. Is that not suicidal?
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum: Nigerian Army Has Failed Borno Residents by ehinmowo: 8:57am On Dec 22, 2020
I used to think Zulum was sensible. But he is an idiot. You came out to say the government is doing well and that people should shut up. Now you saying something else. Talking from both sides of your mouth like a leaking funnel. Is it millitary you should be talking about or the one commanding them? Mofo

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Health / Re: Covid Is Spiking In Nigeria by ehinmowo: 5:22am On Dec 22, 2020
Na when covid-19 dey increase for Europe e dey increase for NIgeria if Dem say everybody don dey cure their now, the next two days our fictitious figures would disappeared.
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi: The 30MVA In Nsukka Is One Of Our Greatest Achievements by ehinmowo: 5:14am On Dec 22, 2020
When a people begins to celebrate mediocrity, it's a confirmation that they have been fully subdued.


You see a governor "launching" borehole and transformer.

A rep empowering people with ropes to tie goats and taking pictures, smiling.


Ahhhh! God how can we deliver this country from Prince of Persia? Demons who are holding the people by their lungs.

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Romance / Re: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by ehinmowo: 5:03am On Dec 22, 2020
Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So yesterday I decided to hangout with this lady. So we went to this bar but unfortunately due to the man united game the place was filled to brink ( Don't know people still watch man u match). So we had to look for another place that's how we saw this derelicted bar with nobody inside. We had no choice than to settle there. The only Drink they had was trophy just imagine. So to the reason I opened this thread, am a very coded person and as I dey with the babe I just dey scope am na so this barman ( hes the type that likes to form familiarity) come stand for our back dey shook mouth for our talk. I felt really angry. I felt like shouting at him, I just told the babe that we should leave after some minutes. like what rubbish, I came to chill codedly with babe, you dey put mouth for our yarn. so guys if this happen to you will you get angry or was I Wrong to be angry because I am an introvert.

If I was the one, I wouldn't leave (that if I don't want to). But I would have made him understand that he was acting stupid without telling him.

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Romance / Re: 4 Levels Of Premature Ejaculation - How To Determine Yours by ehinmowo: 4:58am On Dec 22, 2020
If you are having premature ejaculation, please don't allow anybody to sell se concoction for you oo. Do not take any drugs or mixture. Ncis you will end up doing more harm to yourself than good.

All you need is to master your body. First of all, remove EXCESSIVE excitement from your mind about sex. Excessive excitement leads to premature ejaculation for an amateur. What you need is CONTROL. It takes time to master this.

Secondly, have sex often. If you are not married or in a relationship, try different ladies. You will discover that you lady longer with some ladies than others. Use those ones to perfect your game.

Avoid drugs, excessive alcohol and adding unnecessary weight. DO NOT USE DRUG TO HWVE SEX. YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Romance / Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by ehinmowo: 4:49am On Dec 22, 2020
I don't see anything bad in it. As long as nigga can COMFORTABLY afford it. And he has given his mom something 2x that worth.

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Romance / Re: Macsjebs Were Is The Star You Told Us About ? by ehinmowo: 4:42am On Dec 22, 2020
ahnie:
what's all these fronting about stars?
several stars are up in the sky and the moon is half...so what's this hullabaloo abt Stars.

This is not a common occurrence. The Christmas Star as some called it or star of Bethlehem is an alignment of Jupiter (the biggest planet) and Saturn ( the ring planet).

This alignment produces a visible constellation. And it's unusually bigger than the average star seem on earth.

The last time this happened was at the beginning of the millennium (2000). The next one will be in 2080 (if Dem never use nukes destroy humanity by then or global warming)-of which over 90% of those that witnessed this one may not be alive to witness that one.

I don't know if it was seen across every country. But many countries witnessed it.

Romance / Re: What Happened To Tundeednut Instagram Page? by ehinmowo: 4:32am On Dec 22, 2020
Perhaps he pulled it down himself. Joro has employed a US attorney to charge him for internet bully and illegal immigrant. The state where Tunde stays in US has very strict law against internet bully. And there many people coming forward that they have been bullied by Tunde with proofs.


These are tough times for the poor boy. I heard the she*male (Bobrisky) is having problem with him too.
Romance / Re: About My Latest Book - For People Who Want To Get Married by ehinmowo: 4:27am On Dec 22, 2020
Are you married?
Romance / Re: Doing this makes me a SIMP? by ehinmowo: 4:25am On Dec 22, 2020
Lovethaa:
It's saddens my heart when people call men that treat a lady nicely as Simps .
"A Good woman's heart is Like a trophy and only the best player wins "...
An average pretty lady today have over 5k Facebook friends and thousands of followers Not to talk of Men at her area or work place,

With lots of Men chasing her ,you would have to prove that you are worthy if you really want her to choose you over the rest ,

The world is so messed up,That "wrong" Is Now the New "Right "
How did we arrive at this point.?.

People Now see silly men who smoke all day,sleep with different women and make money fraudulently as "Alpha Males'..
While the church goers and responsible men are "Simps"

Men now see women as piece of boxers that can be easily replaced.

In the Bible it says "For God so Loved the world that he gave his only Begotten son"..
This by far is the greatest Love ever Recorded, Followed by a Mother's Love .

Do we now call God a simp For giving out his only Child to an adulterous and wicked world, or should we call our lovely mothers simps for putting thier children's needs before thier own.

NO!! True love does not expect returns .

"A Good woman is like Gold , he who finds her finds a Good thing "

I went the extra mile to get my wife because I saw qualities I admire in her ..
And being the Good woman she is , she gave me hard time , .
Nobody will ever value something they got freely..

My babe looks up to me for Everything,
. I correct her like a Father and treat her Like my baby..
I put her through when she makes mistakes, I understand she's not perfect.,
I provide the best food and life for her ,
If All this makes me a simp .. Then I'm proud to be a Simp..

Sit down and carefully read this rubbish you posted. Does it make sense to you?

You obviously don't understand the world today. As you are trying to win her, she is trying to win someone else that doesn't care.

When I was in school, my friend was dating a girl that has a fiance at home. The fiance pays for everything. Nigga stayed in Lagos while babe schooled in Benin. When I say everything, I meant everything (freezer, generator, air-conditioner etc. Not to talk of allowances. Up to cosmetics allowance). Guess what, most things that the guy sent were enjoyed by my friend. The worst part was my friend had another girlfriend. And this girl knew.

Whenever the Simp a.k.a idiot like you, was coming from Lagos, he will call and load his car with stuff. Babe go just call my friend. "My fiance is coming this month to spend two day with me. ".

30% of children in NIgeria today are bastards (statistical fact). And it's simps like you that keeps that figure there. As you trying everything to please her, she trying everything to please another and getting knocked. Ode! Blv looks at your own destruction.l

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