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PoliticsRe: Accommodation Commissioned For NAF Officers In Maiduguri (Photos) by ehissi(m): 3:22pm On Nov 28, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
Shut up there and stop saying rubbish. Maintenance culture koor. No be the same bunch of animals that constitute their brothers on land ? Enter an average army barracks or cantonment, you'll have nausea and vomit. Same with the airforce base in Ikeja.
I can assure you, that you are making an assumption based on your experience in a few army installations.

Even the blind know, that the army have the poorest maintenance culture for both Messes and quarters for officers - both for NCO and Commissioned officers.

Airforce, in short, the NAF as a whole has some of the best, in terms of maintenance. For them, it is a matter of Moral and routine inspection of quarters as well as strict fatigue exercises are the order of the day in the NAF.

The army focuses more on loyalty and hence much of their quarters are usually a mess.

If not for the Presidential commitee on Barrack Rehabilitation, we won't have a single barracks in the army worth visiting.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Fastest Way To Rise In Rank In The Nigerian Army? by ehissi(m): 2:16pm On Nov 25, 2016
mbamaker:
Oga Ehissi, please do you know anything about joining the Airforce, police, customs, or NDA
What exactly do you want to know.
PhonesRe: GSM Companies To Increase Data Rate by ehissi(m): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2016
Its very true. Etisalat has already notified me thru SMS that I am on my last BIS subscription as Etisalat will no longer offer BIS from next year!!

This is the Change the 95% asked for; we just have to bear it till 2019 then.....angry
BusinessRe: Oil Production Lagos Expects First 13 Derivation Fund December by ehissi(m): 7:17pm On Nov 15, 2016
Which derivation money?

Which oil well??

Well, make I no talk, na isobath depth them use take decide abi na length from shoreline??

Which kind controversy Ambode dey try create? After RMAFC don tell lagos state say no way, them dey give lagosian false hope?

Anyway, with APC and Buhari in this country, anything is possible.
PoliticsRe: #BuhariMustGo Trends On Twitter by ehissi(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2016
general111:
Nigerian leaders will never step down oh,they will in turn see the call to step down as an achievement...


#team buhari must return to his village#
Bros talk am softly softly!!

Make e people no go hear abeg....angry

U want make e commot for office, na e be one matter, with the way country dey go, make e people sef no vex, fight you say U wan return expired product give them, because that one na another matter.

Abeg
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: Senate To Engage Stakeholders To Avert Protest by ehissi(m): 6:56pm On Nov 15, 2016
ghocol9:
It's an annual festival.. ASUU strike don turn regular festival
I dey tell you!!grin

I no know why Lai mohammed dey slack, e need to create Masquerade to dey handle the celebration of ASUU strike annual Festival, to boost our local economy..........cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Susan Garland Suffers Nip Slip At GTB Fashion Weekend [PICS] by ehissi(m): 6:52pm On Nov 15, 2016
Nairalander sef!! grin

Una no go chop poison! See battalions whey gather to see nip slip!!

cheesy
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Mocks Buhari As Trump Names Cabinet Members Ahead Of Swearing-in by ehissi(m): 1:36pm On Nov 14, 2016
Yes Ooooh!!! cheesy

Trump hasn't even hit the ground and he is ready running!!

Buhari hit the ground, sitdon, sleep chop, dey send DSS upandan; meanwhile e never reach anywhere.........angry

Thunder whey go fire these APC scam people eh......E wear waistcoat and bowtie.

Nonsense and Ingredient........angry
PoliticsRe: Falana Tells Buhari To Release Dasuki by ehissi(m): 11:25am On Nov 14, 2016
Yes Oooh!! cheesy

Trump don win election and is preparing to escort Obama off the premises grin

Aisha rice don finish and she has been banned to #TheOtherRoom grin

Tinubu no dey see better money from fresh contract from FG so Falana services no longer required; angry


So therefore Falana don wake up from sleep!! cheesy

Since na only Sagay dey chop Abuja money, make only e be lawyer whey dey do Sai Baba for Dasuki matter upandan........angry


Coooooooooooourt!!!!

**Rises from High Table, strolls like a Boss outta Thread**
CelebritiesRe: Oritse Femi's management releases press statement concerning his fight at Quilox by ehissi(m): 7:10pm On Nov 13, 2016
#1,500!! Bling bling whey some boys dem they wear!!

#1,500!! Bling bling whey some boys dem they wear!!
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka: I Will Not Destroy My US Residential Permit Just Yet. by ehissi(m): 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by ehissi(m):
Ehhyaaah!!

It is well, bore hole and water dispenser.......... angry

For the past 3 weeks; a technically defeated Boko Haram has been snuffing off the lives of brave Nigerians, a number of them who have no Counter Terrorism Training.


If na Jonathan dey power, this would have been raised by opposition; but since na Mr "anti-corruption" (abi na uncle-corruption) dey abuja we no hear noise nor public inquiry into how dey were taken unawares by a technically defeated foe.............. angry


Everywhere you go, for the first time, even the military is now playing to the gallery of allowing serving personnel to splash the internet with pictures, showering glowing tribute of soldier who were busted like pimples...... angry


Forgetting that a directive was issued from DOPRI, banning such behaviour as it had now become a means of intelligence for Terrorists who have no means of establishing communication with various cells within their network under attack or ambush by the military.


Make una continue, God will punish all thses fvcked up, bagger lizards that are using the military and Terrorism Operations to play politics.


Na when full blooded attacks come down to lagos, kwara and ogun state, na e una go know say


Technical defeat = No defeat/heavy losses against Boko Haram

Nonsense and ingredient........... angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Lady Gaga Protests As Trump Is Elected President Of The United States (photo) by ehissi(m): 11:55am On Nov 10, 2016
mpowa:
I'm not trying to say anything, I only asked a question which you refused to answer, what's the right she's fighting for?

If she want so badly to have Hillary to be her president she and other celebrities should have done more to help her win, but now Trump is their president, the only other option is for anyone who's not pleased to move to Canada.
In case canada is not to their taste, Sambisa nd Chibok still dey!! grin

Plus abu ali room for borno still dey vacant....... lipsrsealed
Foreign AffairsRe: Meet Trump's Daughter "Ivanka Trump" - Her Biography And Age by ehissi(m): 11:39am On Nov 10, 2016
shamsuRana:
grin

Buhari at 72 became head of State,his age became an issue to the hypocrites during campaign.

Trump is 70 now,and the hypocrites are cool with it,and having sleepless night supporting him for him.


~Adeleke Adekola~
Forgerrabout!! angry

Everybody know say Buhari dey use football age unlike trump.........undecided
BusinessRe: DSS Raids Bureau De Change Operators In Abuja & Lagos, Forces Dollar Down To 400 by ehissi(m): 11:34am On Nov 10, 2016
When DSS raided Fani-kayode, Dasuki, Nnamdi kanu and continued to detain them after bail was granted. We called it silencing the opposition and dissenting voices; they called it Anti-corruption drive.

When DSS raided Homes of Judges, without adequate search warrants, we called it a raid/intimidation of the Judiciary, and abuse of power; they called it a sting (abi na bite) operation/raid on corruption and enforcing National security - even though we had an idle EFCC.

Now 2 Major licensed Bureau de change have raided by DSS, abeg what is this one Oooh!!? Zombies report and defend your 18yard box........angry

Is it a National security issue? An anti-corruption (or uncle-corruption) issue?? Or is it abuse of power??

Is Bureau de change now a threat to National security that they are using DSS?? Or is this another sting (abi na bite) operation?? Wetin come happen to CBN or EFCC?? Abi CBN don get ear infection??

Nonsense and Ingredient............angry
PoliticsRe: I Will Work With Donald Trump — Buhari by ehissi(m): 10:08pm On Nov 09, 2016
Hmmmmmmm......

Work against am naah, make thunder fire you!!angry

Did anybody notice that Buhari didn't add "anti-corruption" in the areas of cooperation with the USA.

E for try am make e hear am...grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by ehissi(m): 9:56pm On Nov 09, 2016
People whey be US citizen wan run go canada and south africa; wetin illegal immigrant wan do!!?? undecided

In other news, buhari talk say e go work with trump!!

If them born am for Daura make e work against trump naaah!! E think say this wan naah Jonathan, abi na Dasuki or Nnamdi kanu?? grin

Work against am naah; thunder whey go fire am ehhhn, no go come from sky oooh!!

E go come from F22 fighter jet, with selfie camera attached!! angry

Nonsense and ingredient....angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 6:56am On Nov 09, 2016
nursegirl:
Tb Joshua.. for once I am desperately hoping your prophecy comes to pass. God please don't let oga Trump win. : embarassed
See you! See you!!

Na now you know? .....angry

My friend, hurry take bus, go to ikotun egbe and go and sow a seed on the altar; you are hia praying for prophecy from a man of God whey you nor dey receive e prophecy before.......undecided

Issorite!!!

Abeg the last I heard it was 266 for trump. I want to know when I will be waiting at the airport to receive our latest deportees from the USA!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 6:46am On Nov 09, 2016
I think now would be a brilliant time for Prof Wole Soyinka to call a Press conference and invite both a pair of brand new scissors and his US green card as well as his bag and baggages and prepare to come and "literally" grow the Nigerian economy......angry

It looks like Trump and his Trumpets are escorting Obama off the premises... grin


Never underestimate a man who knows his time, his women and where to grab them by..........cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 6:13am On Nov 09, 2016
lionlee216:
PA sef no sure for Clinton again
PA? With a man like trump??

Na Presido of one Prison so na e Hilary wan collect so..........
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 6:10am On Nov 09, 2016
demolinka:
BREAKING NEWS: FG deploys orubebe in last minute bid to change US election outcome
Guy you no well oooh!! grin

But really! Its like God just wanna punish Obama for endorsing a Buhari of a sombori......... lipsrsealed
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 4:56am On Nov 09, 2016
princesuko:
shocked
151 electoral colleges to go.

All trump needs now is 102 and he is escorting Obama off the premises.....grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Vs Clinton: America Decides 2016 by ehissi(m): 4:41am On Nov 09, 2016
Oh Boy!! Trump is kicking as.s and taking names. I hope Clinton has her High BP drugs near her Oooh!!! grin

Because it looks like the next president of America is not a woman....... undecided

Plus! If there is anything scandalous inside those deleted emails, she better strike a deal now and concede before the results declare trump winner, otherwise........angry

With all those her wicked oneliners against trump, she may just end up being the first female GOP to wear stripes after an election.......grin

Trumpets VS Hilarious people.
PoliticsRe: The Choppers Used By President Buhari For Edo Visit - Photos by ehissi(m): 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2016
Keneking:
First and foremost, this is huge threat to national security...secondly how can the pilot be eating on the presidential seat....thirdly these national assets are supposed to be protected by security agents in uniform not some ragtag civilians. angry

But where is lalasticlala sef undecided
Have you checked #TheOtherRoom...grin
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Wife, Saadatu Lamido, New Photos by ehissi(m): 11:18am On Nov 08, 2016
Okeikpu:
I don meet d gal once
She fyn but not that sweet :/
Chairman!!

Hmmmmm....

How you take know say she no sweet?? undecided

You don taste am?? lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Wife, Saadatu Lamido, New Photos by ehissi(m): 11:16am On Nov 08, 2016
Hmmmmmmmmm.......

The man just dey pluck am anyhow. You for wait make e ripe naaah!! angry

I no see difference between this man and people for my area whey dey use salt dey chop unripe mango..... lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Petrol Subsidy Returns As Nigeria Pays N28 Per Liter by ehissi(m): 9:06am On Nov 08, 2016
Izonpikin:
once again the sycophantic zombies have all taken to their heels..but as the ijaw man i am i will be here to torment and remind them of their hypocrisy..they will never be found in threads like this knowing how messed up this administration has become...

where the hell is :::

sarrki, passingshot, dropshot, quotasystem, blackpanda, apcsupporter, apcmyheart, omenka, etc....where are they??..

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Check for them in #TheOtherRoom
PoliticsRe: Petrol Subsidy Returns As Nigeria Pays N28 Per Liter by ehissi(m):
They have been secretly using NNPC to pay subsidy outside budgetary provisions.

When Jonathan's administration used this to fund Kerosene subsidy, Sanusi Lamido use this to avoid probe and subsequent sack by accusing the government of stealing $49billion and later reduced the figure to $20billion.

Now they are using the same method to lie to Nigerians that there was no longer a subsidy regime.

Shey all of una don begin dey understand why Buhari named himself as Minister of Petroluem??

Not finance, not defence, not National planning, not even the agriculture he said he wants to diversify into - which is a very big lie, else the cost of food stuffs should have crashed by now - but Petroluem.

After one oversabi mumu go dey shout Sai Baba.

The thunder why wan fire una zombies so, dey collect anointing from Shiloh!!!

Nonsense and ingredient.......angry
PoliticsRe: Petrol Subsidy Returns As Nigeria Pays N28 Per Liter by ehissi(m): 8:49am On Nov 08, 2016
ifyalways:
Can someone please name one single thing this Government have done to better the living conditions of the average Nigerian. angry

Palm oil, beans, crayfish, iced fish, eggs, noodles, rice everything including bus fares have all skyrocketed.
Ah ah!! See as you squeeze face sef!!?? shocked

Why do I get this funny feeling that it is all the food that you chop in this life that you just put on Nairaland so and nothing more.....undecided

Abeg Ooh!! shocked

If na so, repent Oooh!!! grin

Habaaaaa
PoliticsRe: Bello, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri by ehissi(m): 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2016
Ehhyaaah!!

It is well.

For the past 3 weeks; a technically defeated Boko Haram has been snuffing off the lives of brave Nigerians, a number of them who have no Counter Terrorism Training.

If na Jonathan dey power, this would have been raised by opposition; but since na Mr "anti-corruption" (abi na uncle-corruption) dey abuja we no hear noise nor public inquiry into how dey were taken unawares by a technically defeated foe.

Everywhere you go, for the first time, even the military is now playing to the gallery of allowing serving personnel to splash the internet with pictures, showering glowing tribute of soldier who were busted like pimples.

Forgetting that a directive was issued from DOPRI, banning such behaviour as it had now become a means of intelligence for Terrorists who have no means of establishing communication with various cells within their network under attack or ambush by the military.

Make una continue, God will punish all thses fvcked up, bagger lizards that are using the military and Terrorism OPs to play politics.

Na when full blooded attacks come down to lagos, kwara and ogun state, na e una go know say

Technical defeat = No defeat/heavy losses against Boko Haram

Nonsense and ingredient...........angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Commissions Central Hospital, Benin City, Edo (See Photos) by ehissi(m): 3:59pm On Nov 07, 2016
nely:
this is the second project oshiomole completed throughout his eight years...first 4yrs=Lara
second 4 years=this hospital..congratulations
oshi in igbo means'thief' omole in Yoruba means agbero no wonder...
What type of a something is this....undecided

Are you calling the only governor in history of Nigeria, Africa and indeed the world to bring in a Wonderful and flourishing Foreign Direct Investment, FDI, all the way from Cape Verde but Made in South-Africa a Thieving Agbero............ angry
HealthRe: A Lesson From Tramadol Abuse by ehissi(m): 3:41pm On Nov 07, 2016
Well since to die on top woman dey hungry OP; then die responsibly........ tongue grin

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