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bin gbagbo:
U dont know PROJAN?

see DONkollione for details

PROJAN, sounds like a very popular virus. Hope they're not related.

the first one's kwel bro, keep the candle burning

DONkollione:
^^

very simple (scroll down)















mad peniss!

sutoboy:
ekeroyal no mind dem jere

I have never and I won't either
They must be having the problems they listed above

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Suto's d man

Okie-dokie Boo, pls try this one

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Man: So how is my cat doing?
Brother: He's Dead
Man: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could have thought of a nicer way to break the news me. You could have told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I call before I leave you could have told me, 'Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down'. Then when I call you from the airport you could have told me, 'The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.'
Brother: I'm sorry, you're right, that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Man: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. 

,,

I'm experiencing something different - Excessive bleeping & pissing

What is that supposed to be?

Now chelsea fans can have a bit of that feeling Arsenal fans had last season(Newcastle 4 - 4 Arsenal).

All chelsea fans should shut d Zap UP and tell the players to play better next time.

booqee:
The joke is not understandable, thus unfunny.

yes ma, next time I'd try

otooro:
still not fanny!

no probs sir, you try to make it funny for me pls

Otooro in trouble

A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Good game boi Suto.

Lemme compliment your thread with this one

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"

Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem , If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"

bin gbagbo:
^^^

thanks ekeroyal!!!, i will link you to PROJAN!!!

And what's PROJAN?

Mikuz & Wife

Mikuz: Honey, I invited a friend -Otooro home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Mikuz: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the Otooro?

Mikuz: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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I just asked a friend if she knows how to pluck coconut she replied "LONG or SHOT ONE?"

can't stop laughing

sutoboy:
shey mak i laf?

e no funny joor

You ain't a family man, so you wouldn't understand. Sorry!

skales:
I like anything progressive, progressive guys and gurls, kokolet, babylet,  mamalet and grannylet.

I thought I would never be a cultist, thanks to nairaland

NJPC FOR LIFE

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sutoboy:
am I really okay?

wetin concern me and ur question?

Answer: NO you are not

Suto & his wife
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

nice one ---->mustpin
Just keep ur good work going, don't mind 'em for they labour invain.






Hope that *#&!boy doesn't attack me.

Doris K:
Oh mi gee! Dises gret. Hw i wishd i cud repost or get it to my facebook page, huh?

U can post but only after u get the copyrights from copykats entertainment.

This one's for badt Sutoboy

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette -reason>>> the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Mr.Resource:
Nice try

I'll try more bro

sutoboy:
u sure say u well so?

OMG! What a surprise you already knew your name is douche-bag
So go ahead and change your id to douche-bag. So much quality in that name.

ok, where are thou douche-bagsutoboy. What did you eat this day that precipitated EkeRoyal all over your brains?

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I'll be with you full time in about 2 hours. That's your only saving grace.

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good morning peeps, here's one for you

A student was asked in a maths class "If 10 men can finish a job in 5 days, how long will it take 15 men of same strength to finish the job?"
He replied "If 10 men can finish it in 5 days, then there is not need to bring extra 5 men, it will amount to waste of strength, Sir why not give them a job somewhere else?"

Dyt:
i v iron pants on, its wide open if he wants 2 die

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am even scared nigga raw

Dyt:
d man shld b after u now

watch your back he could be around

Dyt:
hmmm
i dont get

Sorry for my essay writing now try this one

Woman to Doc :My Husband is not interested in s*x"

Doc: Give these pills to him every day, put 1 pill in his tea. She did & they had s*x which they enjoyed.

Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea & they enjoyed much more. On the 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in d tea.

Two days later Doc called to know the progress,

son picked the phone and replied: "Mom is in coma, Aunty is in hospital, Maid is suing for rape, My ass is paining & Dad is looking for bingo everywhere