European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester City (2 - 1) On 30th December 2022 by elasticlala: 6:44pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
oluwaseyi0:
Why do you choose to be called a bastard of all things? Isn't that too much
or do you think you mum was that useless, was she sleeping with your gateman? Even your childhood best friend your mum didn't spare him? he shoved his tiny d!ck into your mum and tht you couldn't help but wonder who your real father is? You must have really gone through a lots from your mum waywardness and oloshoism to accept bastard as a middle name
Man up guy and advise whoever your mum pin your pregnancy on to conduct a DNA test on you as you may have been predicting you may not be that man's son, you may after all be a bastard son of a thousand father
he probably didn’t know that there is no NOT in what he wrote up there… his eyes will be cleared after the game |
Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: NBA Demands ₦5 Billion For Slain Lawyer’s Family by elasticlala: 2:52pm On Dec 29, 2022 |
AbdulMagaji: The very day I saw over 200 Nigerian lawyers requesting to defend those that killed Deborah Samuel.
That day I gave up on the Nigerian judicial system Don’t be quick to always believe the foolish media agents government use to post such headings just to give the impression that it’s not a Muslim thing. |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Let Anyone Lick Your Private, It's Demonic - Rev. Bernard Achiuior by elasticlala: 8:51pm On Dec 20, 2022 |
Ahmed0336: Forget the demonic aspect of it.
Is it hygienic?
Why put your God given mouth into something that bleaches pant?
Tufiakwa!!!! I remembered some years back in the University …when one girl asked me what I have been doing in life all these years … just because I told her I have not licked pussy and would never lick it. It actually irritates and sound foolish of a man to place mouth one something that is meant for Penis |
Politics › Re: 2023: Christian Votes Not Enough To Win Presidential Election – Cleric by elasticlala: 6:18am On Dec 12, 2022 |
kettykin: Take your useless advice to the Muslim Muslim ticket The guy is a fool. When did Igbo become minority group in Nigeria ? It would have been better if he hadn’t said anything and just face his congregation |
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Autos › Re: sold: Less Than A Year Used 2008 Pontiac Vibe by elasticlala: 4:32pm On Dec 05, 2022 |
This same vehicle  |
Politics › Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by elasticlala: 2:59pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
What a lopsided post. Sentiment will not kill this op |
Autos › Re: Very Clean Used Corolla 2011 Model With Duty For Sale Going For @2.950 by elasticlala: 10:40pm On Dec 01, 2022 |
What happened to the ABS |
Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla 2006 Bank Model For 1m by elasticlala: 7:34pm On Nov 14, 2022 |
So much madness in the Naija Auto world. Everybody wants to sell everything that has 4 tyres…. Even the ones that should be recycled. |
Romance › Re: I Told Her Straight Up, I Want To Marry Her by elasticlala: 12:01am On Nov 10, 2022 |
Jflex07: I just hope you are not making the same mistake my friend made because he made a hasty decision when he met his now wife. That was how she ticked all his boxes and had all the right curves then,but now water don pass garri..This girl quarrels with almost all his siblings and doesn't welcome visitors..op ,I wish you the best of luck! The truth is, the op will not listen to anything that anybody tells him at this point that goes against his wrongly made up mind… he doesn’t understand the concept of the word MARRIAGE. You just take a look at his parameters for selection & his conclusion. There’re no two ways about it; he wants to learn the hard way. |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Armed Forces Must Prepare For Election Violence From Obidients by elasticlala: 7:16am On Nov 07, 2022 |
temitope27: OBI IS A FOOL
JAGABAN IS COMING. CLEAR THE WAY FOR ASIWAJU Did I just hear u call Obi a fool because of APC Tinubu? You must be an unfortunate human being that derives happiness in wickedness. You and ALL your kinds will soon realize that the Most High rules in the kingdom of men. |
Politics › Re: Ossai Success: Nigerian Youths Have Abandoned Peter Obi by elasticlala: 8:31am On Nov 06, 2022 |
elasticlala: It is very easy to identify fools online. The idiot said he went to an occasion and the MC bla bla bla… how many people were present in the occasion? What fraction of the ward, local government, or state was his sample size? & his foolishness allowed him conclude on that. It is pathetic that these are the kind of people that come out in recent time to make senseless comment about others. |
Politics › Re: Ossai Success: Nigerian Youths Have Abandoned Peter Obi by elasticlala: 8:31am On Nov 06, 2022 |
Googledotcom: Abandoned ! Where did he carry out his survey ?
I was around my polling unit this morning and hoping election was today. The other candidates for hear weeen for my hand. It is very easy to identify fools online. The idiot said he went to an occasion and the MC bla bla bla… how many people were present in the occasion? What fraction of the ward, local government, or state was his sample size? & his foolishness allowed him conclude on that. It is pathetic that these are the kind of people that come out in recent time to make senseless comment about others. |
Education › Re: Letter Ordering VCs To Reopen Universities by elasticlala: 4:12pm On Sep 26, 2022 |
Lilchilz: Make dem resume ! Make dem resume !! Unah don finalize the payment method and clear all the outstanding funds unah they owe them ?? U dey mind those idiots… |
Crime › Re: Policeman, Olalekan Ogunyemi, Sentenced To Death For Killing Kolade Johnson. by elasticlala: 7:14pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
Heading says sentenced to death but content says sentenced to life imprisonment � |
Politics › Re: I Finally Carried Out My Social Experiment - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by elasticlala: 2:45pm On Sep 23, 2022 |
He is actually right. From my experience, police hardly collect bribe at night. He should repeat the experiment in a broad day light |
Food › Re: Five Benefits Of Eating Kpomo by elasticlala: 2:50pm On Sep 22, 2022 |
elasticlala: But wait. If I buy a cow and kill it in my house for food, will government come to take the Pomo from me or arrest me for eating the Pomo in it? Sense no dey this matter at all ?
Useless people with misplaced priority. Today in Nigeria, paracetamol no longer work, antimalarial no longer work, almost everything u buy from the market is fake…. The idiot hasn’t taken any step to curb that or ensure quality on critical issues, it is Pomo that is their problem. They should even add VAT to Pomo na. If they can’t solve 9ja problem with crude oil money, I wonder what solution Pomo leather can produce. |
Food › Re: Five Benefits Of Eating Kpomo by elasticlala: 2:44pm On Sep 22, 2022 |
But wait. If I buy a cow and kill it in my house for food, will government come to take the Pomo from me or arrest me for eating the Pomo in it? Sense no dey this matter at all ? |
Romance › Re: Should I Forgive Her Or Move On? by elasticlala: 2:45pm On Sep 20, 2022 |
You can actually do both…. Forgive her and move on |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 17th September 2022 by elasticlala: 11:37am On Sep 17, 2022 |
0:2 @ FT + 5 yellow cards |
Phones › Re: Does The Length Of Charging Cable Affect Charging Speed by elasticlala: 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2022 |
It affects it but the effect is negligible |
Politics › Re: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by elasticlala: 7:28pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
But why are they always going abroad to meet? Are there no good places to meet here in Nigeria ?
It’s funny how for every little thing, politicians travel far away to decide issues relating to Nigeria here. I still don’t understand …
May be because planes to crash easily like before again � |
Health › Re: Should She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op): 3:58pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
Babastrong: Leave the foetus! it may be your prince or princess. my wife conceived last year jenuary and was terribly sick through the period. She took alot of medications that i also thought of aborting the pregnancy. but behold, she gave birth to a beautiful princess in octomber. Quite encouraging… Thank you |
Health › Re: Should She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op): 3:57pm On Aug 23, 2022 |
MrBrownJay1: before we can help her, pls confirm the type of hard drug or mental illness she is suffering from... She’s not suffering from the use of any hard drug nor mental illness. I have just explained the whole circumstances that surrounded her actions and intentions. I think that is enough premise for anyone to make recommendation. |
Health › Should She Remove The Pregnancy Or Leave It? by elasticlala(op): 1:18pm On Aug 22, 2022*. Modified: 10:16pm On Jan 12, 2024 |
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Health › Re: Man Accidentally Cuts Off His Testicles While Dreaming About Cutting Meat by elasticlala: 7:30am On Aug 20, 2022 |
Some people will just come here and make joke of everything. Do you know how dreams work? Do you know you can be attacked through dreams and manifest in physical? Wait until u hear similar cases in Nigeria. Things are happening and much more will happen because it is time for them to happen…. |
Crime › Re: Policemen Who Searched A Man's Phone In Lagos Arrested by elasticlala: 9:15am On Aug 09, 2022 |
Police response to crimes in Lagos seems to be swifter than in any other parts of Nigeria. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 6th August 2022 by elasticlala: 2:25pm On Aug 06, 2022 |
Ikem11: Fulham play so far is solid and compose. Mancity can't beat this team...unless they slack Footfall doesn’t work that way. City will meet this same team and still beat them 6:1 or 6:0 sef |
Education › Re: America University of Nigeria Gets ₦17 Million Grant From Google by elasticlala: 7:32am On Jul 23, 2022 |
Who did the calculation that the $112,400 = about N17,000,000  Nawa o! |
Politics › Re: Osun 2022: IGP Orders Deployment Of DIG, Other Election Officers by elasticlala: 8:35am On Jul 11, 2022 |
When it’s time for election-related matters, they are quick to deploy troops but when it comes to attacks on the citizens, they would take eternity to decide what to do if they ever would. Useless and self-centered fools |