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Family › Re: Effective Ways Of Connecting With Your Kids After Divorce Or Separation by elasticlala: 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2021
sammirano:
angry angry angry. Divorce is not registered in the book of God. Therefore, any advice or whatever for divorced couple is nonsensical. It says for better for worse, so if you feel for one reason or the other your marriage can't work, it would have been better to not be married at all. Divorced couple are annoying (I'm being nice here), and it show incapacitation (holistically) of involved persons. I will never trust a divorcee with anything.
How old are u?
Are u married?
Have u taken time to look at various conditions that surround recent divorce cases?
Example; what else should a man do, if before u return from work, the wife packed and ran away that she’s no longer interested in the marriage for no reason & she went ahead to get pregnant for another man and fill for divorce ?

Don’t always be quick to judge what u do not have in-depth knowledge of. Most couples that divorce did not plan for it or happy doing it, but it’s the best solution in most cases
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by elasticlala: 6:04pm On May 23, 2021
N2B2:
I'm not a Chelsea fan, bro. I was just asking a question lol.
Oh! Ok. No mind me, i thought u were a Chelsea fan grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd May 2021 by elasticlala: 5:46pm On May 23, 2021
N2B2:
Can someone answer this...

If Chelsea wins Man City in the UCL final, will they automatically qualify for next season's UCL despite coming 5th?
Guadiola is sending a message to you through Everton.....pls listen carefully....no consolation song after then
Phones › Re: Which Android Phone Camera Can Be Compared To Iphone Camera by elasticlala: 6:20am On May 02, 2021
People just like competition for every thing in life. The guy asked a simple question. He simply asked for an android phone whose camera is comparable to that of iPhones..... He never said iPhone had the best camera.
Family › Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by elasticlala: 9:32pm On May 01, 2021
No need to advise you. From your story, anything you do against your wife doesn't work....invariably, the relocation plan won't work....even Gambia go reject u except for both of u
Career › Re: The Problems With Learning A Handwork. by elasticlala: 5:50pm On Apr 29, 2021
So many competitors
Crime › Re: Owolabi Oludipe 'Somori' Shot Dead In Ogun (Photo) by elasticlala: 1:43pm On Feb 02, 2021
I personally don't believe this story. The thing get K-leg
Politics › Re: Buhari Asks Police To Shoot Sunday Igboho, Followers On Sight - Peoples Gazette by elasticlala: 9:42am On Jan 24, 2021
His statement has provided the answer everyone has been asking since last year: *who ordered the Lekki shooting?*
Education › Re: Anambra Schools To Resume 1st February, 2021- Governor Obiano by elasticlala: 1:07pm On Jan 13, 2021
But the end if this month, u will still use same mouth to postpone it like covid 19 lockdown
Travel › Re: 1,236 Nigerians Die In Road Accidents In Q3 2020 - NBS by elasticlala: 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2021
Despite the high number of deaths recorded from road accident, govt didn't deem it fit to do anything about the bad roads, it is the covid 19 that has killed less than "200" people In Nigeria that they will b shouting about & closing down everywhere for....
Education › Re: BREAKING: FG Postpones Jan. 18, 2021 School Resumption Indefinitely by elasticlala: 7:14am On Jan 12, 2021
Characteristics of useless leaders in a failed nation. Why on earth should *Malams* be piloting issues relating to education.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) - Live by elasticlala: 10:31pm On Jan 06, 2021
Where is the guy that wants to burn his MSC certificate? I don help u buy petrol cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle (2 - 0) On 26th December 2020 by elasticlala: 8:35am On Dec 27, 2020
uunwanaobong3:
Even if he is trying to phase then out, that doesn't explain combination failure of gundogan and rodri..... Gundogan is als an old player....

And with all honesty, you cannot win trophy with this current mancity team, talk more of winning champions league.

This season is already wasted....... Let just say that mancity can not win any trophy this season.... I am not happy
. My brother, I'm just as sad as you are on this matter of m.city
Politics › Re: SERAP Asks Buhari To Stop NIN Registration, Withdraw Threat To Block SIM Cards by elasticlala: 12:51pm On Dec 20, 2020
dimexy247:
Honestly, this administration lack vision. I don't understand the cries about NIN and integrating phone numbers with it?

What's the importance of BVN?

What about those that has registered since forever and don't even have the number used to register anymore?

What about folks that are no more in the country?

What's the essence really?

Who advises that foolish impersonator?

Anything to maltreat, victimize and punish the citizens seems to be the mission of this failed government.

Misplaced priorities everywhere.
I think it is tied to the social medial bill thing.... It is a misplaced priority.
Crime › Re: Lady And Her Boyfriend Shot Dead In Ebonyi By Suspected Cultists (Graphic) by elasticlala: 8:35pm On Dec 02, 2020
What kind of weapon did they use for such wicked act ... huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Burnley (5 - 0) On 28th November 2020 by elasticlala: 5:30pm On Nov 28, 2020
Op, update it, ,5:0 My prediction don clock. That will b the final score
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Burnley (5 - 0) On 28th November 2020 by elasticlala: 4:29pm On Nov 28, 2020
The covenant city made this year with Burnley is 5:0 at home in every game. FT will be 5:0
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Two To Death By Hanging For Robbery In Ekiti by elasticlala: 6:00pm On Nov 25, 2020
Judybash93:
Did they commit murder because this seems to be a bit harsh...
What do u expect when an unarmed & educated robber is judging a case of armed robbery?
Nairaland General › Re: Six Die In Fatal Accident In Anambra - Pictures by elasticlala: 6:33pm On Nov 23, 2020
I think something very strange is happening in the east. May the Lord have mercy.
Politics › Re: What Will Nigeria Be If This Two Become President & Vice President Of Nigeria by elasticlala: 6:19pm On Nov 20, 2020
Affliction shall not rise the second time.
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie: "CNN Lied To The World About Nigeria" by elasticlala: 11:35am On Nov 20, 2020
This foolish idiot again.
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: FG, NBC Trolled As CNN Reveals Investigation Of Lekki Shootings by elasticlala: 10:12am On Nov 19, 2020
Nothing hurts me as much as someone trying to defend lies.

Is anyone out there also thinking of technological solution to eliminating evil political leaders in Nigeria? I feel its time to work this out from home without necessarily congregating for protest. This government needs much more than protest, what they need is technological violence. Ask me how this is possible... 100% possible. They will either resign or visit Abacha. I won't say more that this for some reasons
Christianity Etc › Re: Kenneth Copeland Laughs Off News Report That Joe Biden Is The 46th US President by elasticlala: 6:14am On Nov 09, 2020
I'm surprised that almost everyone on NL is taking him for a joke. How does that scene/laughter look or sound funny? Well, the things of the spirit are foolishness to the carnal man.
Education › Re: 20 Benue State University Professors Fail VC Examination, 7 Pass by elasticlala: 11:29am On Oct 09, 2020
The heading is meaningless. What were the questions? They failed doesn't mean they are not academically sound. Do u expect the 27 of them to pass? How many do u want for the VC?
Education › Re: "FG" Permits Only Federal Schools To Resume. by elasticlala: 3:43am On Sep 19, 2020
It is even easier and safer for state and private higher Institutions to reopen than Federal ones.
Romance › Re: . by elasticlala: 6:52am On Sep 06, 2020
Many things are happening in life. You should go to church today and give special thanks to God that you were able to discover it before marrying her. If it had happened after marriage, may be after a child or two, that you might be the father of one & another person would be the father of the second child....u will know that all that glitter is not gold. Don't be fooled by that love-like feelings... It is just an illusion. The only option you have is to forget about that girl. If u think she will change after being sorry.....bro, it will end in endless tears.
Politics › Re: How Will The New Petrol Price & Electricity Tariff Hike By FG Affect You? by elasticlala: 6:09pm On Sep 03, 2020
These two things will affect everybody in Nigeria, both the living & the dead that are yet to be buried. This is more than tribulation
Education › Re: Strike: NANS Urges FG And ASUU To Negotiate by elasticlala: 12:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
Both parties are not sincere on this matter.... especially the government.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi's Father, Jorge 'Is Already In Manchester Negotiating With City' by elasticlala: 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2020
obembet:
what's your take on this beautiful lineup
Remove sterling from there ... We go sell am las las. Him and Gabriel J.
Education › Re: What Course Can My Ward Study With This Result? by elasticlala: 3:16pm On Aug 25, 2020
degelinglacis:
I will hopefully get a job soon. If not I will source for the money. Maybe talk to my parents.
Ok. May the Lord help you through it all & grant every of your heart desires.
Education › Re: What Course Can My Ward Study With This Result? by elasticlala: 10:15pm On Aug 24, 2020
degelinglacis:
She's ready to take any course. She's an orphan and am not that rich like that to reobtaining another jamb
You are not that rich to obtain another jamb, how do you intend to pay the school fees if your ward eventually gains an admission with this result? No hard feelings pls.....just wondering...

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