Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Two Soldiers, Abduct Expatriate At A Project Site In Akwa Ibom by elasticlala: 11:03am On Jul 19, 2019 |
Even the security agents are not safe. This is really nawa ooo! |
Crime › Re: Dayo Adewole Kidnapped At Gunpoint On His Farm In Iroko, Oyo State by elasticlala: 4:24am On Jun 19, 2019 |
Oh! This wicked man? I feel no pain about it. I pray the son returns back safely. However, i pray that all the money he refused to pay health worker in his time be collected from him in ten folds. The sorrows and pains you caused the common man is at your doorstep in another form,...enjoy it cos you are also now a common man. |
Education › Re: Methodist Primary School, Ekotedo, Ibadan -A Forgotten Citadel Of Learning by elasticlala: 10:02pm On Jun 05, 2019 |
The Alligator in the third pix is also a stakeholder there |
Education › Re: Pharmacy Vs Medical Lab Science by elasticlala: 1:45pm On May 27, 2019 |
Quest33: Between Pharmacy and Medical Lab Science. Which one would you recommend
Hi nairalanders,
Please i did this year UTME and had 265 but I'm confused on which course to study between medical lab science and pharmacy, i picked Uniben
P. S I'm not really a lover of maths
Mods please help me move this to frontpage i will advise u to go for Pharmacy....don't ask me why, it is just my sincere advice. Also note that there is no course in life without mathematics but at different levels....even modern English has math. Good luck! |
Politics › Re: FFK I Am Glad Obasanjo & Soyinka Know Fulanisation Of Nigeria Agenda Is Real by elasticlala: 2:49pm On May 23, 2019 |
Benekruku: FFK is sick!
I don't why APC has not a fundraiser to assassinate the idiot and Reno No, he is not. He knows what he is saying. |
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiancée Cheating by elasticlala: 6:48am On May 19, 2019 |
annford: My brother, from what you've written, I could easily deduce that you want to marry her. Can you marry someone who cheated on you in the past? Can you stay married and never have to worry about being cheated in again by your wife? Can you stay married to her without ever having to remind her of her dirty past? Would you go in with the relationship just because her mom is begging or because you still love her? The above questions are questions you should ask yourself and answer as well. Relationships are not for the weak and you need to be ready for whatever results you might get. Secondly, I've spent 5days with a woman In a Hotel in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State and nothing happened between us! About her spending the night in a hotel with another again and nothing happened, she might just be saying the truth. Don't be in a relationship with someone out of pity or reward for what ever reason but because you love the person and want to get your life improved and equally improve the other party. You seem to even be in the relationship because of her parents and not because you love her. Find out what you love about her and if that drives you, stay but if negative, then take your leave. Don't force it. I just like what you said & the way you presented it. You are sensible. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:50pm On May 12, 2019 |
All you liverpool fans should leave this thread and goto where your club is. Stop wishing us bad luck. After all i just wished u well not long ago. Anyway, your bad wished cant stop d dreadful city from taking its rightful topmost position in d league. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:46pm On May 12, 2019 |
ada9ja: Liverpool will carry the cup it is easier for wolves to defeat Liverpool in today's match than Liverpool winning d league...  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:40pm On May 12, 2019 |
Final scores 2 - 1  |
Music/Radio › Re: Japp: 'Everywhere' - Lord's Chosen Hip-Hop Music Video! by elasticlala: 4:22pm On May 11, 2019 |
cescky:

And what exactly is wrong with the video
It's a feel good,happy and evangelical song what do you want? If u read his write up very well, u will understand that the writer mistakingly omitted a word *nothing*. He is trying to say that he sees absolutely nothing wrong with the video. |
Travel › Re: ₦1.2b Lykan Hypersport Joins Abu Dhabi Police Force by elasticlala: 3:11pm On May 09, 2019 |
Nobodyperson: We will get there. If not for PDP stealing trillions in the past 16 years we would have being developed. AWaiting wailers to come and wail. Super story |
Sports › Re: Luis Suarez Slams Barcelona Teammates After Defeat To Liverpool In The Champions by elasticlala: 8:52am On May 08, 2019 |
landmark86: Suarez must be a fool What impact does he make in the game.
Have alwayz said this Barca is overhype Even common Wolve can beat barca I swear.
Never underrated any club in England. Wolves, a common team  Well, until Saturday sha |
Education › Re: Labour Calls For Prosecution Of The Sex-for-marks Prof At OAU by elasticlala: 8:46am On Aug 01, 2018 |
Foolish people! Is that the problem facing Nigeria at the moment? How have other offenders been dealth with? U dont crusify people just because they sin differently from u. |
Crime › Re: Man Catches Fire While Smoking At A Gas Station In Cambodia (Graphics Photos) by elasticlala: 11:39am On Jul 11, 2018 |
But how come the car got burnt & the tires are still intact? Hmmmmmm! |
Crime › Re: Protest Over Death Of 'Fearless Biggie' Who Was Killed By Police In Delta.Photos by elasticlala: 5:15pm On Jul 06, 2018*. Modified: 10:10pm On Jul 06, 2018 |
Why is it that in the midst of all of these, goverment does not say or do anything about the careless killing of civilians by armed forces? I think it is high time a law be passed that any armed personnel that does such should be sentenced to death by shooting. Cursed people! |
Food › Re: I'm Frustrated! This Egwusi Soup That I Prepared Quarrels With Water. Help! by elasticlala: 5:43am On Jun 26, 2018 |
FraNKAPP: I'm frustrated. This is the third time that I'm facing this issue. I don't know what I did to my village people. �
Why is it that anytime I cook Egwusi soup, the soup will divide itself into two? The egwusi/vegetables/ingredients will go one side and the water will go the other side. Out of frustrations, I have finished the meat and I'm about to get rid of the soup now. I don't know what else to do. I'm frustrated.
Please, my people, I need your help urgently. How can I make a good Egwusi soup that the ingredients doesn't quarrel with the water? If you have the step-by-step guide on how to make a good Egwusi soup, please send it to me because that's my favourite soup. Make me, *Frank Umeadi* happy, please.
Note: This does not mean that I'm not a good husband material o. I'm just preparing myself and I believe that no time is late.
Thank you so much as I await your positive response. It is so because the vegetable u used is too much for that quantity of egwusi. Filtration would be inevitable. |
Health › Re: Lekki Doctor Slaps And Flogs Nurse, Orders Her To Kneel Down by elasticlala: 10:03am On Jun 22, 2018 |
It seems NL is now filled with various health professionals. Because when d issue of hospital and patient come up, it is always FP. The first page talks about d issue & d rest pages extend d strife in the Nigeria Hospitals. Im only surprised that alot of Dr still have d time to come online & comment even when they said they work round d clock ....& even as students. Which way 9ja  |
Car Talk › Re: WARNING!!!! 5 Common Symptoms Of A Bad Fuel Pump. (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:09pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
femi4: Its called "cold start". Your engine is giving you early signs before it ll eventually pack up. Replace the plugs from time to time, they are probably damp Ok. Thanks so much |
Car Talk › Re: WARNING!!!! 5 Common Symptoms Of A Bad Fuel Pump. (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:18am On Jun 12, 2018 |
femmoy: Bros check ur battery, it might have been short circuited Ok. Thanks. But how do I know if it is short circuited? d battery doesn't run down. |
Car Talk › Re: WARNING!!!! 5 Common Symptoms Of A Bad Fuel Pump. (Photos) by elasticlala: 8:44am On Jun 12, 2018 |
cardoctor: Please note:
Also check the fuel filter and replace if necessary. Also check the injector nozzles if clogged and clean up if necessary. Pls I have one 05 toyota corolla that has been giving me issue on this matter. It suddenly doesn't start in one attempt especially in the morning. It takes about three attempts for it to start & one it does, it jerks for about 2 secs & firs high before it stabilizes. I have changed d fuel pum twice, changed d fuel filter, service d nuzzle & injector....yet no show. I dont know what else to do; pls I need some help |
Health › Re: Nurse Remanded In Prison For Administering Overdose On Senator Isiaka Adeleke by elasticlala: 10:25am On Jun 11, 2018 |
chukel: this is crass stupidity. Did it ever occur to you that if a doctor prescribed the drugs, he would have been held responsible. The nurse was practicing quackery. This is exactly what johesu wants. This is what they always aspire to do but through the wrong means. The nurse assumed the role of a doctor without prerequisite training and decided to prescribe and administer. That's just what we see. Here you are typing rubbish. If the nurse in question restricted himself to administering drugs prescribed by a doctor, the doctor would have been held responsible. But no, they see it as taking instructions from doctors and will not tolerate it. Lab technicians do same. Let all of them just practice medicine o. They are all doctors and more important than doctors. This happens on a daily basis but just heard because it involved a senator. Shut up! Where in that shallow story did u draw your conclusion from. Who told u he went for a roadside care? Are u aware of the form of care he had before he died? Or have u forgotten that he was a senator? Keep your grievances towards other heath workers to yourself. |
Politics › Re: Frame-Up: FG Issues Statement On Obasanjo's Looming 'Arrest' & 'Detention' by elasticlala: 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
VampireeM: I love the intimidation the Buffon Obj is facing because he was among those that foisted this Vegetable in Aso rock now on Nigerians. He thought PMB is GEJ that is dull. He should be arrested and given Dasuki treatment too  Is there no way you can express yourself without insulting people who are far greater than you? |
Health › Re: Isaac Adewole To JOHESU: Resume Or Be Declared As Having Absconded From Duty by elasticlala: 12:04pm On May 30, 2018 |
Ipob agitated, instead of govt to look for a sensible way out, they were declared terrorist. Health workers have been on strike for over 40 days d idiots could not get a sensible solution to d problem, they are rather exploring every available forceful means. They are swift in taking negative decisions but take eternity to do d right thing. It is unfortunate that same thing cuts across all sectors. I think d idiot of a president that hasnt said anything abt it since its inception is still d one underneath....after all he doesnt get treatment in Nigeria. I would have suggested that JOHESU waits till d time we will have humans in d helms of affair. Useless government & followers. |
Romance › Re: Things That Happen To Your Body When You Stop Having Sex by elasticlala: 8:12am On May 26, 2018 |
Not certain |
Health › Re: JOHESU Summons Emergency Meeting Over Court Order - Guardian by elasticlala: 7:58am On May 26, 2018 |
freeDR: It is unfortunate that an illegal gathering of purposelessly disgruntled health workers are the ones holding the entire health sector in ransom. Quite sad. The kind of things you see in an emerging economy where the govt is the largest employer of labour. The only practicable solution is for the government to conceed the running of all public hospitals to Public-Private Partnership arrangement. Allow private employers of labour to determine who is important in the hospital. Let private employers also determine who earns more. Aberrations like JOHESU are the hallmarks of a failed state. Nigeria needs a change in structure. What is illgal in JOHESU that is legal in NMA? I wonder how some of u reason on NL |
Agriculture › Re: Photos Of My Snail Farm In Edo State by elasticlala: 1:39pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
I was actually expecting to see a bush as the farm but what I'm seeing looks like a snail store. I don't know anytin about snail farming anyway, but the word FARM, I thought should be an outside region not completely enclosed. I'm based in Benin & I like what u are doing, would love to see the farm and learn. keep it up. |
Travel › Re: Keke Driver And Policeman In Scuffle In Uyo (pics) by elasticlala: 10:31pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
The buildings at the back of the third photo are awesome. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Benson Idahosa's 78th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by elasticlala: 1:18pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
onedayatime: and do you think God will choose a woman to lead his flock? if God could use raven to feed his own, if God could speak through donkey and if God could raise stones to praise him, why can't he use a woman in any capacity? "male and female created he them" before God, gender doesn't count. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 6 Pastors That Are Heavily Involved In Politics by elasticlala: 12:40pm On Sep 11, 2016 |
the political system of Nigeria is ocultic. hardly would a christian maintain his spiritual and moral integrity. |
Autos › Re: Relocation Sales!!! by elasticlala: 6:59am On Sep 02, 2016 |
pls is d UPS still available? if yes, what is the power rating? |
Crime › Re: Man With Blood Stained Female Panties In Rivers State Caught (pics) by elasticlala: 10:29pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
 I CAME TO CHECK THE NAME IF IT WAS MY NEIGHBOUR, BUT THEY SAID HIS NAME IS HOODLUM |
Properties › Re: I Need Help On The Type Of Ceiling Board To Use by elasticlala: 8:28am On Aug 25, 2016 |
p1jiobi: Vincent I can't believe a young man in this 21st century could be so ignorant. Pls no-one uses that old ceiling board anymore. U either do pop ceiling, or the long one that u mentioned which is actually called Pvc, or u do what we call suspended ceiling. On no condition should u try using asbestos ceiling which is d normal one u earlier referred to.that's old school. For the parlour use pop. But make sure the roof isn't leaking. For the rooms use pvc. For the kitchen use asbestos which is d one u are use to. The quality of the various products vary so please ensure u buy the best. Good luck the young man said he wants to know which one is more durable....NOT fashionable. that same oldschool u made mention of is much more durable than the inflamable PVC. for me, properly laid asbestos ceilling is better than pvc. |