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Romance › Re: Married Couples, Do You Get Tired Of Your Partner? by elasticlala(op): 11:46pm On Apr 14, 2020
addictedwriter:
Then u need to communicate with your partner. you can spend more time with something you love within the house....video game, reading books, watching a film or just chilling....besides try bond with your woman too.. play games together, chit chat.... you will realise it's worth it....just try work on it else the gap might be wider once u give birth......shalom
Hmmm! Ok. Thanks, I appreciate this
Romance › Married Couples, Do You Get Tired Of Your Partner? by elasticlala(op):
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Health › Re: 20 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 343. 91 Discharged. 10 Deaths by elasticlala: 10:17pm On Apr 13, 2020
If just 10 cases of death have been recorded since all these while, I personally don't think its worth the troubles. Far more than 10 die everyday either by road accident or by bandits or men in uniforms or by other undermined illnesses or by the combination of all. I really don't support the idea of extended total lockdown...especially in states like Osun where there has not been any new cases of the virus for over 10 days. Think about it.....
Autos › Re: Do Not Struggle With Car Hijackers Again, But Do This Immediately. by elasticlala: 7:34pm On Apr 11, 2020
How much does it cost ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 19 February 2020 by elasticlala: 6:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
Kingosytex:
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You can't bring down something that has never been up.
Your cruel hatred for the club doesn't get to them nor change who they are.
Christianity Etc › Re: See 8 Most Controversial Issues In The Church Today by elasticlala: 10:42am On Feb 02, 2020
U didn't mention tithe & u are saying 8 most bla bla bla?
Politics › Re: Makinde Appoints Julian Nwachukwu, An Igbo Woman As Liaison Officer For Ibadan by elasticlala: 2:11pm On Dec 05, 2019
deboysben:
Seyi will make a fine president
Lagos does not have governor currently
Politics › Re: List Of Former Governors Jailed For Corruption by elasticlala: 1:44pm On Dec 05, 2019
Where is their boss, James Onanefe Ibori?
Education › Re: Some Popular Grammatical Blunders. Every One Has Made At Least Two Times by elasticlala: 8:57am On Oct 18, 2019
I do not think No. 12, *lagging behind* is correct
Politics › Re: Jubilation As Aisha Buhari Returns To Aso Rock (photos, Videos) by elasticlala: 3:10pm On Oct 13, 2019
Which one is jubilation as Aisha returns to Aso Rock again? She wasn't supposed to return or kini?
Travel › Re: Sapele Road In Warri Is Bad (Photo, Video) by elasticlala: 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2019
I was expecting to see this road as one of the roads that FG has approved for reconstruction and rehabilitation the other day....but surprisingly it wasn't on the list.... Higher percentage and higher cost na northern roads....i wonder what Adams Osho and the rest are doing over there in Abuja.
Politics › Re: ₦5.5b Budget To Buy Cars For Senate Officers Will Equip NPF With 36 Helicopters by elasticlala: 8:05pm On Sep 14, 2019
36 helicopter for NPF so that u guys can use it to intimidate and kill more innocent citizens abi? By d way, how many helicopters have you people bought with all the money government have been spending on NPF?
Automotive1:
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/IMG_20190914_160900_103.jpg

Did you know that the ₦5.5 billion Senate budget for the purchase of brand new luxury cars for its principal officers will equip the Nigerian Police Force with 36 Robinson R-44 Raven II helicopters, at ₦153.6 million ( $425,000) each?

Yes 36! And that means each state can get one each to fight the current spate of insecurity, kidnapping, insurgency, banditry, and other forms of crimes, that is currently crippling the country.

And to even solve the problems of unavailability of cars to go to crimes scenes, the ₦5.5 billion can also equip the NPF with 197 Innoson IVM G80 SUV that starts at ₦27,825,000 or 595 Carrier 4×2 that cost ₦9,400,000.

https://i1.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/IMG_20190914_160741_401.jpg

Despite the lawsuit filed by the Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project (SERAP), BudgIT, Enough is Enough (EiE) and 6,721 concerned Nigerians, seeking to stop the release of the funds, the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Senator Adedayo Adeyeye, said their efforts is bound to fail.

He told reporters in Abuja that :



The civil society group’s spokesman, Kola Oludare, while speaking with CNN, said:



A 2013 study by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (IPSA) revealed that Nigerian lawmakers pocket the highest salaries in the world.

What Do You Think?

https://autojosh.com/n5-5b-budget-to-buy-new-cars-for-senate-principal-officers-will-get-36-helicopters-for-nigerian-police/
Education › Re: FUOYE Investigates Attack On Fayemi’s Wife by elasticlala: 1:22pm On Sep 13, 2019
May thunder strike down that commissioner of police over there. No wonder the men do as they please...their head is an idiot linkage
sophsia62:
The Vice-Chancellor of Federal University, Oye-Ekiti(FUOYE), Prof. Kayode Soremekun, has constituted a panel to unravel the circumstances leading to Tuesday’s protest by students and the attack on Ekiti governor’s wife, Bisi Fayemi.


The vice-chancellor said that the 12-man investigative panel headed by Prof. Abayomi Fasina, a Deputy Vice-Chancellor in the institution, would also suggest ways to prevent a recurrence.

The panel has Mrs Blessing Eyiorunpe as Secretary.

Students of the university had staged a protest in Oye Ekiti over incessant power outage in the institution.

The protest had turned violent, with two persons reportedly killed while several others were injured.

Several vehicles were also vandalised in the incident.



Meanwhile, the police in Ekiti have announced the arrest of two students of FUOYE in connection with the attack on the wife of the governor.

The Police Commissioner in the state, Mr Asuquo Amba, also told newsmen in Ado Ekiti that two of his men were wounded while two police vans were burnt during the attack.

” Two persons have been arrested and one of them has already confessed to committing the crime

” When a crime is committed, we don’t fold our arms and watch. Even a civilian can effect arrest if crime is committed in front of him and hand the suspects over to the police,” Amba said.

The commissioner condemned the attack on the police while discharging their duties, saying it was wrong for his operatives to have been brutally attacked for trying to restore order.

” It is sad that the police are being attacked by criminals and the civilians who we are protecting are also attacking our people.

“We won’t rest until all the perpetrators of this dastardly attack are arrested and brought to justice,” Amba said.

The police boss added that the two rifles stolen from the police during the attack had been recovered.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2019/09/13/fuoye-investigates-attack-on-fayemis-wife/amp/
Crime › Re: Two FUOYE Students Killed, One Policeman Lynched During Protest by elasticlala: 10:54pm On Sep 10, 2019
Aurielfinizu:
police now kill more than the hoodlums
I wonder why they just shoot anybody anyhow these days. Before they shoot in the air to disperse people but now they shoot directly. I wonder the kind of instructions they get from their boss on daily basis. I hope it wont get to a time when the masses would rather kill the one that is supposed to protect them rather the one being protected from.
Imagine the foolish DPO saying that no life was lost in the protest.
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Holds Down A Live Python, Cuts It Open To Remove Goat (Photos, Video) by elasticlala: 3:48pm On Sep 07, 2019
That wasn't a goat but an antilope
Politics › Re: El-zakzaky: Real Reason Shiites Leader Was Repatriated From India – Buhari Govt by elasticlala: 4:46am On Aug 17, 2019
I really don't know why i find it hard to believe whatever NG_government says...
Autos › Re: Clean Naija Used Honda Accord 2008 Going For 2m. 07019963908 08073466596 by elasticlala: 1:24pm On Jul 29, 2019
Omolope4real:
I have a very clean naija used 08 honda accord in mint condition. It's better than most tokunbos out there. It was driven by me so I know when I say it's in mint condition. It's a buy and drive as u dont need to change any parts. Air con, shocks etc works very well. If interested, I have more pictures. It comes with comprehensive insurance till December 2019. So if u spot any dent, u are covered.
This car is truly clean. Happy sale
Politics › Re: 'Don't Free El-Zakzaky' - Group Protests (Photos) by elasticlala: 11:24am On Jul 24, 2019
These are more like paid protesters. They are still in their village. If they were serious, they would be doing that in the streets of Abuja
Politics › Re: PDP Rebirth Reacts To Attack On NEMA By Shiites Members by elasticlala:
embarassed
Education › Re: Motunrayo Ajia: Covenant University CGPA 5.0, All Time Best Graduating Student by elasticlala: 7:44am On Jul 20, 2019
CodeTemplar:
I heard it happened in UI.
Congrats to her.
Yes, it happened. I saw the lady during the just concluded 2019 NCS conference in Gombe. Things are changing....ladies seem to be taking the leads
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Two Soldiers, Abduct Expatriate At A Project Site In Akwa Ibom by elasticlala: 11:03am On Jul 19, 2019
Even the security agents are not safe. This is really nawa ooo!
Crime › Re: Dayo Adewole Kidnapped At Gunpoint On His Farm In Iroko, Oyo State by elasticlala: 4:24am On Jun 19, 2019
Oh! This wicked man? I feel no pain about it. I pray the son returns back safely. However, i pray that all the money he refused to pay health worker in his time be collected from him in ten folds. The sorrows and pains you caused the common man is at your doorstep in another form,...enjoy it cos you are also now a common man.
Education › Re: Methodist Primary School, Ekotedo, Ibadan -A Forgotten Citadel Of Learning by elasticlala: 10:02pm On Jun 05, 2019
The Alligator in the third pix is also a stakeholder there
Education › Re: Pharmacy Vs Medical Lab Science by elasticlala: 1:45pm On May 27, 2019
Quest33:
Between Pharmacy and Medical Lab Science. Which one would you recommend

Hi nairalanders,

Please i did this year UTME and had 265 but I'm confused on which course to study between medical lab science and pharmacy, i picked Uniben

P. S I'm not really a lover of maths


Mods please help me move this to frontpage
i will advise u to go for Pharmacy....don't ask me why, it is just my sincere advice. Also note that there is no course in life without mathematics but at different levels....even modern English has math. Good luck!
Politics › Re: FFK I Am Glad Obasanjo & Soyinka Know Fulanisation Of Nigeria Agenda Is Real by elasticlala: 2:49pm On May 23, 2019
Benekruku:
FFK is sick!


I don't why APC has not a fundraiser to assassinate the idiot and Reno
No, he is not. He knows what he is saying.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Fiancée Cheating by elasticlala: 6:48am On May 19, 2019
annford:
My brother, from what you've written, I could easily deduce that you want to marry her. Can you marry someone who cheated on you in the past? Can you stay married and never have to worry about being cheated in again by your wife? Can you stay married to her without ever having to remind her of her dirty past? Would you go in with the relationship just because her mom is begging or because you still love her? The above questions are questions you should ask yourself and answer as well. Relationships are not for the weak and you need to be ready for whatever results you might get. Secondly, I've spent 5days with a woman In a Hotel in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State and nothing happened between us! About her spending the night in a hotel with another again and nothing happened, she might just be saying the truth. Don't be in a relationship with someone out of pity or reward for what ever reason but because you love the person and want to get your life improved and equally improve the other party. You seem to even be in the relationship because of her parents and not because you love her. Find out what you love about her and if that drives you, stay but if negative, then take your leave. Don't force it.
I just like what you said & the way you presented it. You are sensible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:50pm On May 12, 2019
All you liverpool fans should leave this thread and goto where your club is. Stop wishing us bad luck. After all i just wished u well not long ago. Anyway, your bad wished cant stop d dreadful city from taking its rightful topmost position in d league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:46pm On May 12, 2019
ada9ja:
Liverpool will carry the cup
it is easier for wolves to defeat Liverpool in today's match than Liverpool winning d league... undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by elasticlala: 1:40pm On May 12, 2019
Final scores 2 - 1 angry
Music/Radio › Re: Japp: 'Everywhere' - Lord's Chosen Hip-Hop Music Video! by elasticlala: 4:22pm On May 11, 2019
cescky:
sad



And what exactly is wrong with the video

It's a feel good,happy and evangelical song what do you want?
If u read his write up very well, u will understand that the writer mistakingly omitted a word *nothing*. He is trying to say that he sees absolutely nothing wrong with the video.
Travel › Re: ₦1.2b Lykan Hypersport Joins Abu Dhabi Police Force by elasticlala: 3:11pm On May 09, 2019
Nobodyperson:
We will get there.
If not for PDP stealing trillions in the past 16 years we would have being developed.
AWaiting wailers to come and wail.
Super story
Sports › Re: Luis Suarez Slams Barcelona Teammates After Defeat To Liverpool In The Champions by elasticlala: 8:52am On May 08, 2019
landmark86:
Suarez must be a fool
What impact does he make in the game.

Have alwayz said this Barca is overhype
Even common Wolve can beat barca I swear.

Never underrated any club in England.
Wolves, a common teamhuh Well, until Saturday sha

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