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If anything, Everton, not Man City is our biggest threat this season.
There are some coaches that have what it takes to break into the Top-Four . . . Mark Hughes is not one of them.

This is not the Bundesliga where the best teams cannot hold a candle against Zenith St Petersburg
This is the Premier League, Liverpool won the Champions League from fifth position.
You cannot break into the top four with a team full of Big-Four rejects.

Of all the players Man City have bought, how many of them have played important roles in their respective old teams??
Just Gareth Barry and Shay Given.

Robinho was useless to Madrid, Tevez spent half of last season begging Fergie for a shirt . . . should we go on to Wayne Bridge and SWP??
Ade was a regular Arsenal boo-boy, Toure was there and AW went after Vemaleen.(Only God knows what happened to him)
Ade's case was hilarious, he got an offer from Man City and he kept begging Fergie and AC Milan to come get him.
This is a team of rejects . . . Top four teams are cultivated not gathered!!!

Arsenal's UCL space is a birthright, at least for this season . . .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=307818.msg4330605#msg4330605 date=1249938591]I cant stop laughing . . . . . . .i cant blv some ppl are actually supporting lexiwhite
BTW Eldee, dont accept sauron's offer. I have a better offer that you cant resist, trust me [/quote]Just saw your offer . . . nah, not good enough
I already accepted Saurn's offer of the all expense paid trip with Muki

stillwater:
I stepped in because Omo Ibo has the tendency of fueling threads that has nothing to do with him and especially when derogatory remarks are made to girls on this forum not because of Lexi's whatever . . . can't be bothered.

I missed you o You know you're in my good books unlike someone I know.

Well . . . let that 'someone I know' better not be Sauron or Sly
You know it's hard to control those boys when I'm not around

I left for one minute, next thing I heard three chics were carrying Jackal's babies

tkb417:
@Busta
Of course "we" missed u and ur wahala
Sly? The boi has gone AWOL
Only eldee can tell us where the boi is

Sly?? He's moved from Kent to Leeds now . . .
Did he tell you he was conquering UK's chics in an alphabetical order??
He started with Aberdeen . . . don't ask me how many city's he's been to since

DBR:
One thing i respect u for is the height of ur unscrupulous bias.
How come u dont refer views that support ur point to another thread?
Y dont u call Saurone late comment on Eminen blah blah, or Bamsyls comment on Emcee/rapper stale
or refer then to different thread to discuss. Just wonderin'.

I seriously do not know where you got that from
I've had more than enough to say about Sauron's obsession with Eminem . . . myself and Bamsyle?? Do you want me to list out all the times we've argued??
Your argument is flawed and plain stupid . . . and I pointed it out c'est fini.

DBR:
U kickin urself cos u cldnt grab the simplicity of ma xplanation, no wonder it's stupid to u, dont blame u
u xpected it shud be heavily theorized? Sorrwwwy. I know in ur heart d xplanation makes sense, but hey
u dont have to admit it, so go on call it stupid,lame, and all neg. adjectives u cld find if that makes u feel
happy and more knowledgable.

Simplicity?? Then 'simplicity' must be the new 'daft'
There's nowhere in the world where the use of the word 'Java'  sounds like biting

DBR:
About copyrighting- dont even be funny. Have not said M9 has that on e'ry word but hey when u see influence i know.
check these and come back and tell me balderdash

u like a boss with no gutts never Firing/ Mr Biggs is Hiring /get a job or break away/-M9
this lyrics that im firing/ but dont be dismay cos Zenith bank is hiring/-M.i

bite if u fit cos i pen all my cyphers in java script-M9
study my script like java-M.i

ur not ill, ur a hypochondriac., got no style, plus u imagine that-M9
dude say he was really ill, like a hypochondriac like a cheap ***-M.i

All the other dudes talkin bling bling, no  men im different-M.i
Bling bling bubble gum rap, i dont feel that-M9

straight hair like perming tool-M9
i can get ur hair right like a hair salon/-M.i

My album too hot u cant shelf me/-M.i
my album drop and u whisk it off the shelf/-M9

flyer than the upper echelon/-M.i
U messin with the Upper echelon/-M9

i raised the bar for lyrics y'all can do the limbo under it
cos ur whole style is confetti-M9
see it's a pity but ur witty flow is confetti -M.i


Dude, if i sit an hour trust i can get so much more.
Between, u think by excessively usin vocabs, and cunning abusive words to say smone is foolish make u so smart
and gives the other person point less credibility? Maybe for the juves but some mature minds can see thru
and can follow each line of discusion sensibly, logically to get the essense.
I'm done.
oNe

You know your problem?? You modestans are new to words like 'confetti' and 'echleon'
Hearing it just from Modenine first makes you take a mental note attributing the ownership of such words/phrases to Modenine
Another rapper says it and  voila. . . BITING

This is why I usually tell people not to replace textbooks with hiphop albums
And you say I should feel bad for 'using negative adjectives' . . .
I'm sorry but I can't help but give you the truth plain ugly like your girlfriend without makeup.

Grizzly:
Rugby is the greatest joke ever played on humanity.
The game is a JOKE!

Rugby is last real masculine sport around . . .
Now that even Greco-Roman wrestling is gay, two punches in boxing and the refree comes in

It's probably the only sport that's not bowed to the money, effect of extreme competition and rules.
Sportsmanship in rugby is more than just exchanging shirts, it's hanging out in the pub and drinking together after the fiercest contests.

@topic
Cricket . . . to think one match or test could go on for days
People actually watch it??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4333468#msg4333468 date=1249992825]MCing is one of the essential elements of hip-hop: The best MCs can make the world move with just words and flow.
They don't just entertain us . . . .they teach us about life, introduce us to new styles, regions and slang, and act as our counselors in times of need.

We play their records when we first wake up in the morning. We listen to their songs when we're on the way to that job we hate, when we're heading out to the most jamming club, when our girlfriend or boyfriend aggravates us to the point of exhaustion, when everything is wrong with the world. . . .and in the good times, too. These are the people we have grown with.

This was what Common said about Eminem: "Eminem is the essence of an MC.
He can get on any subject matter and rock it, and, he's coming from his heart. He can get onstage and have a presence.
His patterns are real good: He can flow like an instrument. He rides them beats right and says clever stuff.

MCing, to me, is when you hear a dude say something and you tell your homie, 'You heard what he said?'
Eminem has that 'Oooh, you heard what he said?'
That's somebody you gotta step up with your game before [challenging]. He's an MC by heart. You know it. He's eating it, breathing it."

MTV also had him as number 9 in THE GREATEST MCs OF ALL TIME.[/quote]Exactly what most people need to understand . . .
Emcees can pick up a topic that doesn't appeal to you and weave the words into sumn that will get you nodding.

I went on and on about how I wasn't feening Eminem's whole relapsed psycho theme
Then I heard him say things like 'I cut his fucking head off and ask him where he's headed off to' . . .and I'm thinking 'damn!!!'

It's just like what I pointed out before . . . Jay-Z sold swagger to Glastonbury.
You listen to Lil Wayne's lines and you're thinking rubbish . . . till you see how he played with the seasons on Mr Carter

That's what good emcees do, they get to you with any subject matter they choose . . .

Rhymstein:
@eldee
study my scripts like java mi
i write cyphas in java script by mode
if xxl saw these rhymes they will stil say its swagger jackin.The borrower(mi) n the lender(mode9).As far one of em has made similar statement.No matter how the jacker rephrases itjacking na jacking.Its wise u keep off.As a matter of fact.All rappers are guilty of stealing hot lines

Do you have to be stupid to be a Modestan?
Never has the word 'idotic' better described a piece of bullshit than what I've seen here today.

I'm still wondering how a reasonable person can type this fuckery, read it over and then click the reply button.
Do you know what rephrasing means?? My dayzzz . . .
This is apalling . . . so using the word 'Java' sounds like rephrasing to you??

You, my friend are a disgrace to Modenine, Nairaland and anyone that wasted money sending you to school.

Ibime:
How does RVP fit into Arsenes 4-3-3 system?. . . . is there any sustained future for him in such a system?

I saw him struggling against Atletico Madrid trying to play upfront on his own. . . . Debosky places him as an AM in 4-3-3, but how about Arshavin, Rosicky, even Nasri and Ramsey?. . . . RVP has no place at Arsenal under any 4-3-3 system.

Van Persie was born into the 4-3-3 system.
Remember the World Cup where Holland used the 4-3-3??
He didn't need to be CF, he just stayed behind RVN . . .

As Debo rightly pointed out . . .
FW: Van Persie - Eduardo-Arshavin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307446.msg4330744#msg4330744 date=1249940459]The ladies are beefing Whitelexi cos he's the hottest guy on Nairaland. [/quote]I know . . . he used to be a hit with NL chics, dunno what happened

Anyone that's been in a Nigerian school for up to a year definitely knows the feeling of being 'flogged'. It was one punishment that the educational system felt could solve every problem that could ever come up.

It really gets hilarious when you hear of teachers using the rod to solve problems ranging from fighting to 'witchcraft', I even heard of a case where teachers 'beat the spirit of homosexuality out of a girl'

I sometimes wonder what teacher actually spend two/three years studying in Nigerian Teachers' Colleges . . . the angle at which the cane is most effective?? It's really funny because their counterparts in other parts of the world actually learn how best to communicate with students.

Now it might seem harmless to use force to make a teenager do what you want him to do . . . but what kind lesson are we teaching them by telling your child not to use violence to get what he wants when his teacher is doing exactly the same thing?? I see that as pure hypocrisy.
And then you think the next generation of politicians will lose an election and accept it like that??

Yeah other factors, like the media and the effect of violent role models could do this but isn't the school meant to be a breath of fresh air?? Why should the school add to this menace??

The country is becoming a place where Christian leaders half-authorise the use of guns, people rush out of mosques to burn churches, violence seems to be the answer to every little problem . . . in my own opinion, the four walls of the class room should be the one place where the pen is really mightier than the sword.

rapjunkie:
. . . . .I think eldee's had enough!! . . . . . . .

Seriously . . . it gets more annoying with time.
There was a time referred to 'Java' and sum punk came here to say it was from Modenine's Pentium IX album
In the plonker's books, every word Modenine says is patented.

@lalaboi
I tried to get back to the topic . . . I seriously did

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=303740.msg4329215#msg4329215 date=1249923899]It's not about size. . . . . It is about how quickly he can cover those blades of grass and his positioning.
Arsenal cannot thrive in a 4-3-3 formation. . . .Teams will take them apart.
The only other alternative apart from the conventional 4-4-2 is the 4-2-3-1.[/quote]You think??
A 4-3-3 with a Denilson-Fab-Song midfield will stand any team in the EPL
Afterall Chelsea once did a Ballack-Essien-Lampard midfield

Hottest Guy on Nairaland??

FL GATORS!!!

Pataki:
Lol. . . . . Your intel needs to acquire a live sat feed. You have been downloading stale infos. Sources based on ''prolly'' is not genuine enough and accurate for data analysis.

I was expecting accurate answers like 'None of them' . . . but you're trying to discredit my sources instead
So I'll just take that as my working sample.

dejiariyo:
, mi
, that line is from mi new song

U say u gifted but got nothin to offer us
Ur reign is imaginary Mr. Snuffleupagus
if u say u king i shove it back in ur psycophagus(psyche/oesophagus, modenine

its from modenine last album on track nine



another reoccurence or just coincidence?

Are all Modenine fans this fickle??
First common fruits like Apple and Pears are copyright protected by Modenine

Now even parts of the alimentary canal??

Oh . . . please tell me if M.I is allowed to use the word 'mouth' or maybe Modenine owms that one too??
Goodness!!! I never knew my highschool Biology teacher was biting from Sege . . . freaking plonkers

stillwater:
It is here you will see Omo Ibo trying to act "unbiased". You would wonder if he is just forever sitting next to his keyboard awaiting things like this. Bite me!!!!

I love this thread . . . even Stilly stepped in

Did you miss me

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4328227#msg4328227 date=1249915204]U have 2 eyes. . . . .Why not put em to use and digest Pataki's comment?
He said Lexi accused him of hack-ing someone's username on NL to hook a babe up. . . .
Pataki is in his right to ask Lexi if he had told someone such nonsense. . . . .[/quote]If anyone wants beef, he has to cook it himself
Some people just like biting off cuts from other people.

Pataki:
Eldee you are sooooooooooooooo WRONG!!!

Sauron is a dangerous coded man. Of recent, intel reports gathering my desks, reports that a collateral damage has been unleashed on a number of romance ladies on this forum, all attributed to Jackal.

There are only about four Moderator babes Jackal talks to
Mukina, Shaz, Cristalz, Tgirl4real and prolly Spikedcylinder . . .

Intel reports from my sources have everything on our suspect . . . Jackal (Codename: Sauron)
You don't have to tell me what my undercover agents have already confirmed

BlueDiva:
Go and look for Crackles on the Arsenal thread.
He is there hanging out with fellow losers.

Why're you spoiling my bizness??
And BTW . . . I'd rather be a loser than throw away honour to win a Charity Match.

xqwysyte:
@eldee, i just need his email adress. I dont want to come off looking like the stalker kind.

the rewards is in kind. I could hook u up with one of my girlfriends.

Hmmn . . . good offer.
What kind of chic are we talking about . . .pics??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4328011#msg4328011 date=1249913684]Tope can never match ma offer.
Lemme call Muki to suspend her Dubai trip ASAP. . . .She should start preparing for a long distance trip to Europe. [/quote]Hmmn . . . I'm still stalling for Tope's offer
Stop badgering the witness  

BTW . . . you moderator chic is Cristalz

whitelexi:
Perhaps u should try toto logy fool

You are yet to deny Pataki's allegations . . . you need to do that before you start asking for names.

ariblaze:
what is MI really trying to say?

He wasn't trying to play the gender card . . . if he wanted to he'd have used 'hen' instead of 'chicken'

Chickens are cowards, roosters are loud . . . c'est fini
Chickens are scared of the system, roosters disturb the whole farm wheneer they want to.

Besides, we call both men and women chickens when they display cowardice.

xqwysyte:


Who knows where i can find him.

I have a reward for anyone with useful info.

Whatchu offering?? I've got his postcode, IP address and player records . . .

Pataki:
It is not so easy as you thunk! Intel has it that, Jackal has loads of them gals stored up!

True that . . . but Jackal has this longrunning beef with moderators
The only female moderator he talks to is . . . wait for it . . . will you tell me if  guess right??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4327817#msg4327817 date=1249912399]Eldee, i am going to make you an offer you cannot resist.
How about taking Mukina2 to St. Tropez for a weekend on ma private yacht, deal? [/quote]Hmmn  . . . I'm not seeing how Tope can beat this . . .
Except if she adds Stillwater to the deal

Busta:
Eldee Sweetie, how u been?

I'm good . . . legendary as always

Pataki:
Have you seen him refuting the allegation I just made at him now? I just do not want to mention the names of those ladies concerned here. But I know one of them you chat with her on YIM. She is a moderator and she can confirm it to you.

Just becareful, you never know what that lunatic may be telling peeps off this forum about you in matters of lies just to hide his own inadequacies and insecurities.

Female moderator that talks to Jackal, that's easy??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4327724#msg4327724 date=1249911623]Eldee, can i buy the story from you?
I don't want any scandal abeg. . . . .

Player Pataki, are u serious or just entertaining us for the fun of it?
Did Lexi really say these things about u? [/quote]What . . . you think you can buy your way out of this?? nah man

[size=3pt]Whatchu offering?? lemme see if it can match Tope's[/size]

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4327661#msg4327661 date=1249911048]My scandal ke. . . . . .Tope is posting it tonight.
I am so in trouble.[/quote]Perfect . . . let's hope it's the one I have
Because there's no way u'll escape from this one.

Busta:
How u been sweetie??  
where the rest of dem old members dey? Jenny & co ??

Guess I dropped by at the right minute . . . would love to see how it is gonna end.

Moi too . . .
How've you been??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=307818.msg4327610#msg4327610 date=1249910672]This is serious. [/quote]I'm guessing I won't have to post your own scandal now
This section is soooo back!!!

lalaboi:
Ok ok. , .enough, you lots av derailed the thread enough, . . . .you can create another thread to argue whatever it is which I dnt seem to get lol. . . . .



An arsenal fan was mocking chelsea in a previous page, here's one for you by ak48 - lasgidi (overkilling remix)

I put you to ur toes lik wenger in injury time. . . . .

Hehehe . . . sour grapes

I'm so hott I'm a thousand degree celsius
Everybody else is singing the blues like Chelsea
I move slow in your system like peristalsis
Down your oesophagus, nobody can Bleep with us(Like Arsenal's Invincibles)

DBR:
What's the fuss bout this line sef!!
It's been goin on and on and i just laff at the way dudes hittin heads on it, gosh!
It's so simply i wonder dudes aint gettin it. Guess we all takin it too literary and too seriously.

I guess dudes r always waiting like vulture to beak at M9's lyrics
just cos he's so rated as a darn good lyricist.
the line: im not a star im a bigger planet than jupiter.
on face value looks confusing but u gotta look beyond ur science class,
and search for the gem behim the gem, aiite?

Now check this and tell me it dont make sense:
FACTS:
stars shine at night.
Jupiter is d 3rd brightest object in the sky-after the sun, moon.
Jupiter is the biggest planet.
because it also luminary it's smtimes refered to as a star tho its not.

Where u all got it twisted is this:
the comparison here is NOT essentially between a star and jupiter,
the star only serve as salutary incadescent reference.
So the line is an invitation to stretch ur imagination beyond jupiter to another planet bigger than jupiter-i call it planet 9.
He says im a bigger planet THAN jupiter, not star.
So if jupiter as the biggest planet is the 3rd in brightness after the sun and the moon, imagine a BIGGER jupiter.

the knowledge kicked here is:
star shines, yes, but jupiter is the 3rd brightest after sun and moon,
so imagine me bigger than jupiter and you'll see im the BIGGEST and BRIGHTEST that SHINES[i](tho not a star)[/i].

Now if there's one emcee that M.i respect it's M9.
Cos real recognize real- Aint it enuff that M.i references( i dont wanna say Bite, cos i kno d boy M.i is brilliant as well) lots of M.9's old lines?

So lets put it this way- U dont have to respect me, as long as the dude u respect respects me.
oNe

BLA BLA BLA . . .
This excuse is not only stale . . . it's stupid

Could you please take your argument to this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-286784.0.html

Who's doing Private Practice?? The Grey's Anatomy spin-off

obinna5000:
Tha Suspect - I No Send You (All Star Remix)

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-290380.0.html

Thanks bro . . . I'll get Lalaboi to lock this one

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4320048#msg4320048 date=1249741795]U can say that again. . . . .Without the N.W.A, Big Daddy Kane, LL Cool J, MC Hammer, KRS-1 and a host of others, RAP woulda died in the 80s.
They cleared the path for the likes of Biggie, 2Pac, Jigga, Nas and this is why they can never be forgotten.[/quote]The greatest success a man can ever lay claim to is having his son achieve more than he could ever dream of
Their DNA is still there in the nucleus of modern hiphop

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=189393.msg4320048#msg4320048 date=1249741795]In other words, are you suggesting Eldee can rip a good Dr. Dre beat without breaking a sweat? [/quote]

One Eldee's doing that already . . . let's leave the ripping for him to take care of

This is the track we’ve been waiting for! For the last 6 months or so, rumors have been circulating that a song of such magnitude was in the works, but there were very few believers. Peeps! The joint is here, and I must say it was worth the wait.

The remix to Tha Suspect’s track I No Send You features an All-Star cast which includes multi-platinum selling artiste, Wyclef Jean, Mi Fliss, ill Bliss, Eva, Feahong, Kel, Ghetto P, Mo Cheddah, Vector, M.I., Kemistry, Blaise, Eyme, Zee, Othelo, Teeto & OlaDELe.

This has to go down as Naija’s most high-profile rap collaboration till date. Big shouts to all the emcees/femcees involved. Most of all, heavy thumbs up to Tha Suspect for pulling off such a massive project.


http://www.notjustok.com/2009/06/30/tha-suspect-i-no-send-you-remix-feat-wyclef-naija-all-stars-world-premiere/

With this Flexgate controversy flying about . . . the last thing I was expecting from Nigerian hiphop was a track with Wyclef and Naija's finest going in a merrygoround rap battle . . . in the same studio feeling the same beat each trying to out-spit the other
This song is one of those ones where you listen to one rapper spit and assume that there's no way anyone can top that, till you hear the next

This track makes We Too Much look like child's play. . .
From Wyclef's 'I'm so famous, I made Beyonce famous' verse to Oladele's funny cut . . . this is a classic

Recipe for a classic?? Put the founder of hiphop's most famous group with Naija's best rapper and all the contestants for the role of best femcee and sprinkle it with the best upcoming talents we can boast of.

And do we have to start talking bout the beat?? Hmmn
I'll leave you lot to decide for yourself what you think of the track . . .