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LiteratureRe: Thorns In My Boot....a Soldiers Travail by ElPhoche(m): 6:17pm On Dec 24, 2015
DOMAWOLEYE:
Thanks for taking out time to read. God bless. I will recommend you read 'Restless' if you have not.
Cheers!
Sure I will. You can help me with the link if you can...
LiteratureRe: Thorns In My Boot....a Soldiers Travail by ElPhoche(m): 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2015
To think I encountered this amazing story now.. Read it virtually non-stop, beginning to the end. Thumbs up. Great write up and I love ur style.
PhonesRe: Who Has Used These Chinese Online Shopping Sites by ElPhoche(m): 4:52am On Dec 15, 2015
Michealquad:
Don't stress, part of the money debited from your acct will be revert. Like #200sumtin tho. May take a week
I know PayPal would return d money by to my PayPal account. My worry is that if I want to transfer money from my bank account to my PayPal account, I might be charged 236/dollar instead of 199/dollar
PhonesRe: Who Has Used These Chinese Online Shopping Sites by ElPhoche(m): 10:27pm On Dec 14, 2015
Nsonaso:
Which bank is that?
It was fidelity bank...
PhonesRe: Who Has Used These Chinese Online Shopping Sites by ElPhoche(m): 8:38pm On Dec 14, 2015
EUGENE4GOO:
You use your card linked PayPal to make payment
I signed up with PayPal over the weekend, hoping to make a purchase this week. I was charged $1.99 for the bank verification. I was expecting that I would be charged the CBN official rate of 199 per dollar, making it about 400 Naira, however I was charged 468 naira by my bank. Does it mean that my bank does not use that rate (234 naira per dollar) or did I incur extra cost from d bank?
Please I need your candid advice and help. The 68 naira might not mean much but when you want to make a purchase of about 70-80k, it does count.
PhonesRe: Who Has Used These Chinese Online Shopping Sites by ElPhoche(m): 7:23pm On Dec 11, 2015
damjos:
I recommend dealsmachine, bought my last smartphone from dem. they can b trusted..
Please, how many days did it take you to get ur order. I saw something on the website about paying before ordering. I did not quite get it. Can you explain to me ur payment modalities. This would be my first attempt, and I would seriously need ur help.
PhonesRe: Who Has Used These Chinese Online Shopping Sites by ElPhoche(m): 10:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
Wow, I would love to know d answer. I am thinking of
using one of 'em soon...
HealthRe: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by ElPhoche(m): 11:40am On Dec 06, 2015
gajike:
Blue is natural with medicine not.chemical as u said.
K, thanks. Correction taken
HealthRe: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by ElPhoche(m):
Wow, I checked my Oral-B, it is blue, meaning natural+medicine. My spare Close herbal is black, i.e, all chemicals. How can my 'Herbal' closeup be black?
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by ElPhoche(m): 8:03pm On Nov 26, 2015
thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******
Please come back. If you think that people, most times, will give mature comments on Nairaland, then you are mistaken. You have to take everything in stride. Running-down and snide comments are actually the rule and not the exception. A lot of relate with ur experience. I had my own share of such experience, even starting from secondary school. Just that a lot of us don't go about writing it.
CrimeRe: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by ElPhoche(m): 9:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
iykebest1:
my bro. Don't get it twisted. We are not talking of morals here. D fact remains dat what he did was wrong. But under d law, he has done no wrong.
Haha, if he did not commit a commit any crime under the law, qhy is he running? It is the guilty who runs.
On another note, I am very amazed and happy at ur response. I had expected a strong attack from you. I have so much respect for you for this. It is not like what I usually encounter on this forum...
CrimeRe: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by ElPhoche(m): 4:05pm On Nov 23, 2015
iykebest1:
This country is a joke. The man committed no crime. Why the hell did they publish his details for all to see? At least he didn't take the money at gun point neither did he conned anybody for the money. They should ve quietly looked for the man and ask for their money back in a more matured manner. Now they ve compounded everything. If I were to be the man, I will get a good lawyer and sue their incompetent asss for infamous defamation.






Before u start spewing tushes around, it might interest u to knw that am a banker. I knw what am saying.
My brother if the likes of you are manning our banks and money, sorry for this country. Gact is THE MONEY IS NOT HIS. If aa sum of/from that nature enters his account, he should vheck in with his bank. Honesty is a virtue we all N should imbibe and cherish. Imagine the disgrace his children would face with this in school...
PetsRe: Meet The Hyena Men Of Nigeria (pictures) by ElPhoche(m): 8:15pm On Nov 22, 2015
Nna, the day I saw hyena in the zoo, I saw that this an animal to be respected. Huge and was pacing to and fro in its cage all the about 40 minutes I spent just looking at it. Men, I loved it but that animal can snap off a a man's thigh in a blink (femur) if by he happens to be sleeping, so I read in Frederick Forsyth's novel, the Jackal. If I see it in the bush, I would just pray to God and confeaa my sins. No time: )
HealthRe: Sad Plight Of Health Interns In Nigeria,,, by ElPhoche(m): 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2015
HastaCuando:
............ in another news Federal Government Scholars in China are going hungry as a result of unpaid scholarship allowances. Since January 2015, and still counting....
Nigerian Government, what is happening?. Do we wait till these scholars start protesting, so they would be tagged unpatriotic or better still an embarrassment to the nation? Nobody cares of what they are currently undergoing in trying to make ends meet. cry cry cry. This is very unfair!!!
The thing tire me. I am under the Federal government scholarship program too. They have not paid us for the 2014/2015 session and we are entering the 2015/2016 My friend has not even received his 2013/2014 money that we received He was told that the money was channelled to more important things
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Ongoing Road Construction At Ochefu Road Aba by ElPhoche(m): 5:10pm On Nov 17, 2015
Ponponkon:
The government is aware of Obohai road. Please be patience the train of goody would soon locate there.
What can you say about Faulks road and Old express road? I travelled to Aba last week and those roads were still bad. Faulks road close to Osusu/Eze Ikonne was 'uwa/Aba nto'. Old express? I dunno what to say. That road was last touched by Orji Uzor Kalu. At the begininng of the present administration, I heard that the road was being constructed, but the past two times I have visited Aba, it was barely 30 metres or so of the part adjoining Faulks road, of a more than 7 kilometer road that was constructed and dualized. The rest by is just a combination of swamps and refuse mountain. I am always disgusted everytime I visit Aba because I must pack my rubber slippers in anticipation of the swamps I will wade through.
Aba needs the authorities' help. I have decided that I can only visit my parents in Aba, but nothing in this world would make me live there again,...at least till I see better or what is obtainable in other states.
FamilyRe: Mum Forcefully Brushing Her Son's Teeth ( Hilarious Photo ) by ElPhoche(m): 4:33pm On Nov 12, 2015
oluseyiforjesus:
If water enter dis Boy brain now n die, they will Blame d devil, if this Pix is nt social media stunt den that Man is a poron n d woman is a slowpoke......
Water can not enter someone's brain. There is no direct connection, unless d skull is fractured, in which case the boy will not even be in a state for teeth brushing
HealthRe: World’s First Successful Head Transplant Operation: Man’s Head Cut Off by ElPhoche(m): 4:16pm On Nov 12, 2015
lygn19:
hv u heard about the separation of Siamese twins?
if they can separate twins joined together by birth, I believe they can.
Not all Siamese twins can be separated successfully. In some cases, one has to go for the other to live.. Moreover, it is a hoax..
EducationRe: UNIZIK Medical Student Reading On The Altar by ElPhoche(m): 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2015
nipora519:
pls are u a student there?
Nah. I have graduated. I graduated from town, not Okofia. I was in Okofia during my pre-clinicals....
EducationRe: UNIZIK Medical Student Reading On The Altar by ElPhoche(m): 12:06pm On Nov 08, 2015
Thats Okofia, Nnewi. That's d school auditorium also used for religious services....
RomanceRe: How Does One Politely Turn Down A Crush From A Female ? by ElPhoche(m): 1:40pm On Nov 06, 2015
mentorandfriend:
I take her out...

To a bookshop; or night vigil. I bore her.
I reply her texts with GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY HE BLESS YOU WITH A MAN BETTER THAN ME.
wink
Chief, I have had cause to navigate this road severally in the past. The best way I have done it was to talk it over with the person. It happened last around the time of my graduation. I talked it over, while at the same time being empathic with the person. I ended it by telling her that she would find someone who will return her love better than me...
I have not had them have hatred on me. In fact we still talk from time to time. I think it also depends on how understanding the person is.
PhonesRe: Six(6) Budget Friendly Tecno Phantom 5 Alternatives. by ElPhoche(m): 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2015
Esotericbaby:
& our op knows it's better than the phantom 5 .. Smh. Some of us now operate beyond the physical
I dunno about d phone being in presell, but I saw the phone on youtube in a video done by Jared Busch and loved shaa..
EducationRe: Medical Students To Spend 7 Years In Nigerian Universities by ElPhoche(m): 7:26am On Nov 05, 2015
LadyH:
Delusions. SMH.
Do we have to start insulting each other? I don't do that. I expected you to make ur point without having to start using 'delusions'. Do we always have to do mudslinging behind the anonymity of social media?
EducationRe: Medical Students To Spend 7 Years In Nigerian Universities by ElPhoche(m): 10:53pm On Nov 04, 2015
LadyH:
You did not answer the question.
Go to a teaching hospital and get ur answer then.
EducationRe: Medical Students To Spend 7 Years In Nigerian Universities by ElPhoche(m): 6:49pm On Nov 04, 2015
LadyH:
What are you struggling with them??
My dear, over the few years, there has been an apparent turf war between doctors and JOHESU. If you are in a teaching hospital, you will know that. But it does not happen in private practice, though....
EducationRe: Medical Students To Spend 7 Years In Nigerian Universities by ElPhoche(m): 5:16pm On Nov 03, 2015
airsaylongcon:
To all current medical students, house officers, NYSC drs, junior and senior registrars, specialists and consultants that dodged this bullet, hit LIKE. May your days of knowing fascia be long
As in eh. Thank God I have finished. After person finish 7 years, person go start to struggle again with JOHESU.
EducationRe: Esut College Of Medicine Students Asked To Vacate Hostel, Campus by ElPhoche(m): 12:49pm On Nov 03, 2015
2n2k:
The first notice was dated 30th October 2015. The notice of 3rd November was a sort of reminder. Check again
Ok, I just saw that. The camera quality of d OP was very poor. I just looked at the clearest. However, 30th October - 3rd of November is still short, if you ask me. I lived in the hostel in my final year in school, and packing out is not a small thing. Some of those students do not have any accommodation save for that school hostel, and to tell them to vacate within 5 days is rather mean. That's just my opinion, though.
EducationRe: Esut College Of Medicine Students Asked To Vacate Hostel, Campus by ElPhoche(m): 12:05pm On Nov 03, 2015
moyinoluwabun:
Be sincere, d students were aware of this development before today. No sane management will just wake up and give instruction that you should leave a hostel without prior issues before d day.
I had the same thought as you, but when I went back and zoomed on the pix, I saw that the notice was dated today too, 3rd. I think that is unfair to the students.
PhonesRe: Nokia Phone Saves Owner's Life By Stopping A Bullet (photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:59am On Nov 03, 2015
RickRichards:
*rolls eyes*

You mean by 'stopping the bullet ricochet'.
Even if the phone stopped the bullet from ricocheting, a lot of people have been killed from ricocheted bullets.
PhonesRe: Six(6) Budget Friendly Tecno Phantom 5 Alternatives. by ElPhoche(m): 11:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
Does any of the above phones support OTG?
CrimeThis Policeman Is Not Your Friend: by ElPhoche(op): 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
We really need change in all aspect of the force. Now, this is the height of wickedness, this is what a woman passed thru with her kid..
I have heard Nigerian police echoed it over and over again that they
are our friends but today, I saw that Tijani Adewole 365880 of CTU
Owerri Zone is not among our police friends. He stopped us on our
way to Enugu this morning and demanded to see our vehicle and
driver’s license. On laying hold of these documents, he sized them
and claimed that they were fakes. I asked him to kindly show us the
original ones since I knew that I got them from the same office
since ten years running now. He quickly diverted and told us that
our plate number was a fake one and that he would take us to their
base at Owerri to be detained for using a fake plate number. We
agreed to go with him. He quickly turned around and asked us to
give the sum of N50,000.00, to let us go. When he saw that we were
adamant and bent on not giving him a kobo, he demanded for the
car key. He told us to remove all our belongings and come back on
Monday to pick our vehicle. We refused and he kept us at a spot for
three hours. What broke my heart were the tears from my son's eyes
and Tijani’s refusal to listen to our pleadings and that of his
superiors. My son was greatly traumatized with all the happenings.
When God finally intervened, we were released, with no concrete
explanation why we were detained for three solid hours. With those
tears in my son’s eyes he said, ‘Mummy I pray to God not to allow
me become a policeman or sees them near me’. I pray that men like
Tijani Adewole will stop bringing bad names to the police force. Let the relevant authorities take note and see that he is punished, to preserve the image of the force.
Source.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1009825802371294&id=100000316506263&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6210020806005909460%3Amf_story_key.8572431749691465878%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As
PetsRe: Siberian Husky In Nigeria by ElPhoche(m): 3:05pm On Oct 26, 2015
leksmedia:
If you have really been following you would have known he has given out all his dogs except Mama the boerboel
I have bwen following him teh teh. I knew he gave up some dogs because of relocation, but I never knew it was all save one...
PetsRe: Siberian Husky In Nigeria by ElPhoche(m): 8:22pm On Oct 21, 2015
generalj1:
I am very available to provide details on the subject matter.

on the flipside...am now a happy dog owner of over 7 dogs of different breeds (rotts, gsd, south african boerboel, siberian husky and lhasa).

its part of lesson learnt during the process of getting to the game.

its just painful that while you will expect people to encourage newbies to dog owning, some so called expert takes advantage and dupe them.

last december, i gave out a total of 15 puppies (11 rotts and 4 gsd)to friends and neighbors as xmas gift. i still remember the joy in their faces.

soe of them still bring their dogs to me when they are traveling.
Abeg, generalIj, if you get dog for christmas bonanza for me, I go appreciate. I don deh follow you since nah.. I hope you no dispose too many of your dogs?

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