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Nice one

The irony of it is, he will carry gun to face those who brought this pain upon the masses but to go and face people who are victims of bad governance

Why should man bath his daughter? What's the momcy doing?

Sonnobax15:

Wtf . Nyash man?

Una catch anybody wey dey wipe him nyash?

Chaiiii . Op,una fvck up cha......Cuz you guys should have tamed him earlier as a kid when you started noticing the gay traits in him .

Right now, E go hard to tame am . 19 years old gay na senior man now for the nyash wiping business

Is not as easy as u guys are saying this thing. I personally know person wey be say dem discover the trait when he was small, thought they were dealing with it so he will stop before becoming adult, prayer house, beating etc, but now he's a full blown....... any time we cross path, I feel like crying for his parents because dem really try to change am but he didn't change

Why relocate to Nigeria? Be like this man get some sure plug coz I don't understand pardoned and relocate to Nigeria?

Of what benefit will he be to Nigeria?

All a woman says during love making na to make you nut quick quick.

Most the pleasurable sounds and cry they make are fake and lies.

Better wise up men, if una wan last longer during the do oo

insidelife22:
Nigeria was not made to be on the maps of humanity, it was first created as part of hell, the devil got tired and left, Naija polithiefians took over and after consultations turned It into the crime capital of the world.
A drug lord is currently their president.

Credit www.crazywiki.com

uh sdm

All these stress coz I wan use CBN's method to do crypto? Abeg make person stick to p2p jarey

Let them keep covering the reality till they cannot hide it anymore

Be like this one dey work for one top boss oo. Coz I don't understand, putting drugs in such a plain sight then look at how she's even putting her hand on her waist like 'nothing fit happen ajeh'

Man's just everywhere.

Not sure there is a performing governor like him currently in Nigeria.

sofeo:
Learn crypto.
Study it well before investing.

You that's advising him to learn crypto, how much have you made from crypto?

mrjojo:
Nairaland is a 2 billion naira worth at the minimum of venture if seun decide to take it seriously

Seun still runs this as a side of side project from his "cubicle" in sango-ota .

Knowing Seun to be an introvert who doesn't like the spot light or want to be popular just as myself, if I were him

I will

Run Nairaland as a business' by

1. Opening a physical office space in Lagos, Abuja, Sango-ota as HQ

2. Employ a CEO to run it while I continue to serve as founder and CTO

3. Employ a full team of enginneers, UX front end designers, marketers

Manage

1. Front page should be very current with update as it happens, ( I see a news/even on instablog and see it days after on the frontpage), alot of people only visit the front page, so it must be regularly updated and of high quality

2. limit posting to some section for new accounts, like have some way you rank accounts, new account should have a 3 month sandbox restriction.

3. make it impossible to register multiple account from thesame device,

4. Use text verification and real email ( no temp mails) for registration

5. Moderation : Each section should have atleast 2 mod and very active section 3 with 1 supermod.

6. Tribalism and hate speech should attract ban, device ban, email ban if possible an IP ban after two warnings






Buid

Implement new feature,

One of the allure of Nairaland is it simplistic UI and fast loading time

That doesn't need to change but it can be better,

1. Add Night mode, this will switch the background to black which is easy on the eyes at night, users can toggle on off

2. Add a bit of self moderation by adding a dislike button (when a comment has so many disikes, a moderator manually access if it should be hidden, users can still view the comment if clicked

3. An email system should be designed, communication stays on nairaland instead of third part email (all nairaland user get a user@nairaland.com email after 6 months of active usage provided the haven't been banned more than thrice,.

4. Build a robust ad management system, from creation, funding , moderation,

5.make it easy to share, the share button can be linked to whatsapp, fb, tiktok, IG, so when someone click on share they can also share outside the platform
a short url like naira.land will also make sharing easy

6. native ios/app with great push feature



mabe more later if I think of more

This boss is loaded. I wish Seun can get him on his team

Ahn ahn, so una sef dey do under age marriages? If this news was from the North, by now una for don wash dem finish with insults

mariahAngel:
Recipe for basic Nigerian fried rice.

Ingredients for chicken and stock:

- Chicken
- Onions (chopped)
- Curry powder
- Thyme
- Seasoning (knorr chicken preferably)
- Salt
- A little water (for stock)


Ingredients for vegetables:

- Onions
- Carrots
- Fresh peppers (ata rodo)
- Green peppers
- Green beans
- Spring onions
- Curry powder
- Thyme

All vegetables chopped.

Process:


Step one

Season and cook your chicken as you would with the listed ingredients, until done.
Be sure to have some stock in your chicken, because you're going to use it to cook your rice.

Step two

Cook your rice with the chicken stock and water as required, add seasoning and salt to give taste to your rice.
You can also add curry powder to the rice for aroma and colour.
Seasoning your rice ahead will make it taste better when you eventually mix with the stir fried vegetables.

Step three

If you want your chicken fried, you can start by frying your chicken in the same oil your going to use to fry your vegetables.

Make sure not to fry on high heat, so that your oil does not smoke.

And you don't need much oil.
Shallow frying your chicken is okay.
Just to brown them a little.

Step four

After frying your chicken, proceed to frying your chopped vegetables, starting with onions, carrots, green beans, green peppers, spring onions, thyme, in that order.

Note: You can skip the curry powder if you already added some to the cooked rice, or you can go ahead and add a little.
Curry always does Nigerian fried rice good.

Step five

Add the cooked rice into the stir fried vegetables (or the vegetables to your rice, whichever one is convenient for you)
Mix until well combined.
Taste for salt, and add if needed.

Your basic Nigerian fried rice is ready. Serve with your chicken.🙂
You can ask questions for clarity.

Ewoooo
Make I keep quiet sha

The over inflated nonsense we pay for all in the name of buying expensive stuffs na why Ola dey get supporters and sympathisers be that.

I understand car is an asset but aren't there better assets that these guys can put their money in??

AJSfan:
some of you sound like illiterates. So you are hired to sell a land, you will go and do your market research first or sell it at the price your client asks you to? All the real estates your celebrities are advertising, is it the real value? But if dey tell you a Gucci bag is 2000£ you will accept. Nawa for una. Once white man don talk, demigod don talk be dat

Like I said, if you like make research if you like no make your research, be blinded by the money that you will earn and not consider your company for a long time, na u sabi.

I will ask again, who is being dragged currently, his company or the company that gave him inflated figures that he didn't verify?

Blaze14k:
He wasn't bursted.. dude actually explained himself very well on his tiktok page of recent. The prices he give is what his client told him so those numbers are not inflated by him. Please you people should stop destroying what he built for years.

Ogar it is his responsibility to make research. Abi now wey dem burst am, who's reputation is in the mud?

AntiTerrorist:
Just like Palestine allies are retaliating. I wonder why delusion as become normal for you people.

Carry your wahala go another place. I no get strength for all this one. Meet your fellow fanatic make una dig am there.

kevwemike:
How I wish the world can come together to take Iran out, the world we expirence some peace.

Taken out Iran will just breed another globe problem because her allies will retaliate

Mercury12:
Opor😂😂😂

United State of Biafra USB😂

Una like trouble.

Which be USB

Usb ko Oraimo cable

AMAUCHESKY:
Its well for the economy

Addiction will make you look weak and have thought of suicide sometimes,
most times you said I won't do this again 🤓 but less than 48hours you are on it 😭
contact me via my signature, for steps on how to overcome

Na me u dey talk to boss.

48hrs too much, I subconsciously slip back to it again

Presidential ambition loading

The clueless government again.

Have you investigated what's the reason for the scarcity of cash or you are just being clueless of what to do as usual?

Godoverevery:
Are you finding it difficult to get cash where you are in lagos??

Ikeja wey u talk about na lie

Last week
I went there
Gtb na 10k
Globus 50k
Uba 50k

Atms not working

GoWithGood:
You should ask first if i need to transport myself to my bank. No, i dont need to do that.

Also, consider when large amount of money is involved.

There are pos guys out there that can swallow whatever amount you think you have that you think is large. All those small small boys and girls you see doing pos are mere attendants, their ogars wey send dem dey office or house the control the business o

Godoverevery:
In lagos there is no cash scarcity......POS are even fighting for customers

You are not being sincere and you self know that