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Yeah Right !

There will be no more power outages in 20**.

Could this have been the calibre of weightlifters Nigeria took to the London 2012 Olympics ?

@OP

If "your" man starts earning twice as much as you do, will you start loving him?

hey ! Easy man.

^^^ does the bolded point apply in Nigeria?

Carl lewis really bleeped up.

There is difference between diplomacy talk and bedroom talk.

dedeike: Ignorance is when you don't know and have vowed not to know that the said road has not been completed and was rather inherited by GEJ.

Ignorance is also when you don't know and have vowed not to know that same applies to Onitsha-Owerri which is nearing 90% completion by this govt.

Ignorance is when you don't know that this govt also undertook Zaria-Funtua-Gusau

Ignorance is when you don't know that Auchi-Okene has been awarded to Setraco construction giants.

Ignorance is when you don't know that Enugu Airport has been shut down for massive rehabilitation and reconstruction.

Ignorance is when you don't also know that this rehabilitation works applies to the domestic wing of Abuja Airport and other major airports in Nigeria.

Ignorance is when you don't know anything about the sanitisation of the ports and the elimination of 9 agencies who make clearing of goods difficult.

Ignorance is when you don't know jack about the ongoing construction of rail lines and the award of the second phase of Lagos-Kano rail to Chinese construction giants CCCEC.

Ignorance is when you try unsuccessfully to reduce Cassava bread revolution policy into a subject of ridicul because you lack both the mental and intellectual ability to understand the Agricultural transformation agenda

You are an ignoramus !, half of what you have up there are contracts awarded. Awarding contracts is one of the easiest thing to do, Infact the FEC meeting should be turned to Contract awarding meeting. What awaits the contract awarded is what a sensible nigerian should await. the past governments have awarded massive contracts, the results are there for you.

freshout1: pls, i wnt to knw why OBJ,BABAGIDA,BUHARI Nd liks r quiet on bokoram issues.aint they elderstatemen.

What is all the bullshit about them quiet ? Are they the other presidents we elected in 2011.

By the way, when OBJ went to meet one of the Bokoharam relative, who was killed days after, do you know, he could have being killed?

I know Buhari and Babangida have spoken out against Boko Haram , you only shut your ears and close your eyes when they do, so that you can continue to feel good saying the nonsense you wrote above.

Google is your friend, ok?

This means at least 10% of Nigerians are Almajiris

Betterstill 1 out 10 nigerians is an Almajiri

ogugua88: We don't have cassava bread here, but I saw a cassava bread mix in a boxed package at the international store next week. I was tempted to buy it and do my part as a patriotic Nigerian.

you mean you saw the cassava bread next week?

Me, i have eaten the bread next year.

manchy7531: According to what First Weekly Magazine reported, the National leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is
determined to make sure his political party wrestles power from the incumbent Labour Party in Ondo State in the next governorship elections, which is scheduled to hold on 20th October 2012.

According to First Weekly Magazine’s findings, Asiwaju Tinubu has released a whooping 30 billion naira to the CAN governorship candidate, Barrister Rotimi Akeredolu (SAN), to prosecute the political war and unseat the incumbent Gov. Segun Mimiko of the Labour Party.

Our source informed us that the former Lagos State Governor has already deployed all his political warriors to Ondo State, to make sure the state is delivered for ACN.

“Yes, it’s true Asiwaju has approved N30 billion for ACN in Ondo State. And I want to assure you that the money will be spent well to win the governorship election,” a source confided in us.

We further gathered that Tinubu sees winning Ondo State by the ACN as very
important to his dream of regional integration of the South West zone.

“It’s very important we get back the glory of the South West, and Ondo State is very key to the development of the entire South West. That is why Asiwaju is not taking this with kids’ gloves at all. I can tell you that you will see changes in the campaign strategies of the ACN in the next few days.

“It is just two months to the election, and I want to confess to you that Ondo people already know that it’s only ACN that can deliver democracy dividends for them,”an ACN stalwart in Ondo State stated.

But on the contrary, a Labour Party chieftain, who spoke with us on the condition of anonymity, said ACN does not exist in Ondo State.

“Where is the structure of ACN in Ondo? They are bringing in people from Lagos to come and fool Ondo indigenes. But we are very intelligent here. Mimiko is our man and we have decided in Ondo to give him a second term.

“Forget regional integration they are preaching. They know that apart from Lagos, Ondo is the richest in South West. Tinubu’s eyes are in our oil money, and we won’t let him get it. You see, combine Ekiti, Osun, Ogun and Oyo state’s allocation together, it is not up to what Ondo State gets from it’s 13 percent derivation of oil. So, it’s our oil money that Tinubu wants, and he won’t even smell it,” the Labour Party official said.[b][/b] A political observer who spoke with us also cast doubt on the chances of the action congress winning the Ondo governorship race.

“Before Akeredolu was forced on the party members of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), as their flagbearer, the ACN was in close second, giving the Labour Party a real threat, but with the choice of Akeredolu, the ACN has slipped to the third, behind even the
PDP, the party is so much in disarray now. Can you imagine that out of the about 41 in the race, the night Akeredolu was pronounced as the flagbearer, about twenty one of them decamped to the Labour Party, while between twelve and fifteen left for the PDP. You can see what imposition of candidates can do.

“Ask Asiwaju what Tunji Abayomi told him, when he called them to a peace meeting. He said Tinubu has destroyed ACN in Ondo, also can you imagine what Professor Boroffice is going through now? The man was enjoying himself ‘jeje’ in the Senate, when Tinubu started mounting pressure on him and started sending text messages to him and his wife
that he is the next Governor of Ondo, the senator bought the bait and jumped from the Labour ship to ACN or is it the case of Abraham, a young enterprising billionaire, who was enjoying his peace in America only to be invited home, used and dumped?

“If you add all these, and the fact that the ACN leaders wanted to pay back a favour done them by somebody to the detriment of the party’s goodwill in the state, the outcome might be disastrous,”he said.

The boldened part is the more reason, why much is expected from Mimiko. He has enough money to achieve way more than he has done. The labour party official is actually making statements that could sink its gubernatorial candidate

Fresh Air bakery, inside Aso rock Villa.

As hot as you want it.

Acidosis: Security is everyone's business. Just yesterday the[b] dog in my compound nearly killed an intruder. .the guy looks like a spy cos he was walking clandestinely behind the fence. [/b]
I do not think we have to rely only on the police at this point in time 'cos even the police, army, often times use their dogs to get criminals.

Everyone passing around here always walk as fast as possible cos the dogs are merciless. . we have 4 located at strategic places within & outside the compound and they are ready to devour anyone that trespass.


Having seen the situation of things in this nation, I strongly advice every good and defenceless Nigerian to get a tleast 2 wild dogs (not the docile ones) for security, defence and alert purposes.

I am worried about the bolded, you mean you saw the guy walking clandenstinely behind your fence, and released the dog on him ? or the Dog told you that ?

you called him an intruder ? i have reservations, you might be right though.

i think the 40 laptops are conducting jubilation simulation test.......

Mad .....



Oil and Gas Big boy

^^^ You dont love that girl, your ego is just bruised at the moment.

Was it a Boy , Girl or Both?







Don't tell me you made her evacuate it oooo

First hand Info. I learnt he made it big (first breakthrough) through sub-leasing of heavy duty / construction equipments.

He was strolling across the road like most poor men do, and saw an abandoned but good equipments close to a construction site, he enquired about it, and looked for those who needed such equipments.

As such if A was abandoned equipment owner and B was Rochas the Middle man , C was the one who needed the equipment.

A offers to give out the equipment at 500/day to Rochas. Rochas offers to give out the equipment to C at N2000/day. KAPISH. Rochas makes N1,500/day

The above was his testimony, he could have spiced it though.

Be bothered about yourself. Get Rich or Die t.....

^^^ We don't operate on the same wavelength. u rarely see beyond your nose.

So many unsustainable policies .

He has failed to shed the toga of a Philanthropist, he is now an administrator.

I am getting more and more convinced about the quality of his abilities as a Governor.>>> Pathethic i may say

Most of the posts on the first page of this thread are TOXIC and filled with foolishness

Which one is the official age ? 58? or 60?

no delays, please !

HURRAY !!!!!! Nigeria;s D'Tigers have set a new record in the Olympics.

More than 60 in a game

TICK

Oops! Stable electricity by April 2111, you mean.

HEARTWARMING

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heartwarming

@OP Did you make at least five distinctions in your o-levels without "special centre" assistance ?

If the answer to the above is NO, you are probably not a first class material


is your yr 1 -4 or 5 equally weighted in gpa ?

If your answer is no, at the risk of sounding pessimistic, you should forget about first class

Narrow your loss by accepting the situation, take anything less than a 2-1 at the end as a failure, start by drawing a very workable plan, when you want to get in to the 2-1 zone e.g end of year 1 or at worst end of year 2 first semester.

Dont follow the crowd, understand yourself, read at the OPTIMAL time.

Never be to proud to ask for help from your fellow course mates and "seniors"

Have past questions of all your courses(as many years as possible) and have a note book where you solve them in, imagine you had an exam, where open book was allowed.

Pray and expect the best

Sky Blue: We can still make points without sounding utterly ludicrous. Questions for you.

What makes PHCN assets worth trillions of dollars? How many trillions of these so called dollars did we spend on power since independence? What is in lagos that makes you think 3000MW would not be enough for the whole state? How industrialised exactly is Lagos compared to international cities that you think 3000MW is not enough? Again. You can still make your points without sounding absurd.

Sorry to digress, the emboldened is quite myopic and unintelligent.

You can help yourself with this report from KPMG, 12,000MW is the projected need for Lagos State.

http://lagossummit.org/20120424N21D.pdf

Who knows may be the madam speaker is trying to consolidate her position by buying the heart of the legislators wife.

PDP almost got the speakerhip position, but ACN had to enter an alliance with accord party to form the majority in the OYO state of house of assembly. The deputy speaker is from Accord party.

ACN controls barely 50 % of the house seats (courtesy of 2 recent decampees from PDP and accord)

https://www.nairaland.com/687665/first-woman-speaker-elected-oyo