₦airaland Forum

Vinnie2000:
Lolsss..

This ur Style be like Goat that regurgitates the Food in his Stomach, after 1hr

And start chewing again.😄😄

KillSars:
DIY
Step 1: create a folder for all ur 🔞 videos and make sure u know the path
Step 2: move all the video to the folder
Step 3: inside the folder, u need to perform a rename on all the video files u move inside diz folder..
Every video files comes with an extension of .mp4, .mkv, .avi, etc. so u need to add another extension after all this extension that will override this video formats
Make e no be like sey I dey tok grammar..
For instance, let's assume u have a video file named xxseunosewar.mp4, just perform a rename on the file and make it look like diz, xxseunosewar.mp4.seun, with that ur device won't recognize weda the file na video file again, and anytime wey u feel like watching ur level, u go there, remove the .seun after the .mp4 to unmask ur level...
Matter no pas like dat

Una dey craze for this nairaland.
So na true say na only bad bad things black man Sabi do and invent

Brainmytool:
It does not pay to watch porn but i will advise you to put all of them in a folder and rename that folder. But put a dot in front of the folder's name. And it will be hidden. Example below:

the folders name is pornny. Then put a dot in the name like this

.pornny

at it automatically hides itself.
STOP WATCHING PORN!

Omo.
Ori e foka sibe.
I tried it and it worked. That means I can start hiding my girlfriends sent nude pictures and videos there.
WA gbayi

zomby:
Personally, I feel that it is an insult for anyone to attempt to compare Tinubu and peter Obi, it simply doesn’t make sense.

Let us forget Peter Obi for a moment…Now, look around you and point out a single leader from the yeast that has outperformed Tinubu in any capacity.

And I will ask again - between guardiola, Mourinho and juggen klop, who is the best coach?
Klop with little budget and unknown players won German league many times, got to champions league final twice or 3 compared to other two coaches with moneybags.
Comparing tinubu to other governors is a diservice to these governors because they never had the opportunities and money tinubu had.
If you are to compare the money tinubu saw to what he should have done with that money, then he is a total failure.
Believe me, success doesn't hide. If you work very well has a governor, invested in critical sectors and it is very very very visible, believe me you don't need thugs or bribing or rigging to win. Your works will speak for you and it will market you.
This is a natural human thing.
If you work well and beyond expectations, people will rally round you naturally and vote for you without using force.
Believe me

TheNiceGuy:
When did Lagos became the 5th largest?
Was it around 1999/2000?

Think before you post, no offense.

He met Lagos IGR at 600m but left it 5b when he left.
What he left behind as antecedents was what was built on by successive Governors which made Lagos the 5th largest economy today.


You OBIdient have a lot to learn

He left 5bn igr per month but left 100b plus debt.
Lagos is a failure compared to his mates infrastructurally.
Abi no be the same Lagos I know again? Wey many people still they carry baffs to go and buy tap water every morning, many shanty face me I slap you houses, open and dirty gutters, unplanned housings etc
I am Yoruba like you. Grew up in Shogunle and I know what I am seeing.
Lagos is a failure compared to his mates.
PSG will be failure compared to his mates like Real Madrid and Barcelona but is a champion in his farmer's league compared to Nice and Monaco

BigIyanga:
Let him tell his dad to get on the ballot and contest against Obi ….. make we confam

TheNiceGuy:
When you want to employ any worker, what do you ask, isn't it their experience? What they've done before?

Let's compare and contrast Obi's experience and antecedents with Ashiwaju's, who is ahead?

I don't know why you people like comparing apples to oranges.

Tinubu managed the 5th biggest economy in Africa and you are comparing that with Anambra.
With money tinubu saw in Lagos and what he did, he is a failure.

Let me ask you - if man city with the huge club budget didn't win premier league but among the top 4 for champions league qualification and Mourinho takes Aston villa to top 4 too, who do you think actually performed better?
Lagos can't be compared to any state in Nigeria. Lagos is in the league of Johannesburg, Tunis in Tunisia, Algeirs in Algeria etc but among it's peers, Lagos is a total failure

TheFreshVanilla:
You're already blessed with two children, take your time. Else, you will start by furnishing the apartment.

Massiveglory:
Anyone is free to say what they like but it does change the fact that tinubu will not be President.

When the chips are down, his likes of this will begin to scream oduduwa nation because his fraud will be taken down. This illegality will not stand
Tinubu will not be president of Nigeria.

We will rescue our nation from this fraud for the good of all.

The way una dey talk this thing with confidence sef say ''Tinubu will not rule Nigeria'' looks somehow.

I don't want the man too but i don't see how he will not rule. He has been declared winner.

Also, i believe Tinubu back-up plan is the use of Oduduwa republic incase the northerners betrays him because right now, the useless oduduwa rep. people have all gone silent and mum.
Useless people.

stanluiz:
All you people know is how to win election. Development is far from you people.

That's why you keep electing incompetent people into leadership position.

Tribe and religion na wetim full una head.

In a saner climes. Atiku and Tinubu will not even run for president. But this is Nigeria where everything goes.

And where did i even support Tinubu or Atiku? bros hope everything is ok?
I am not a fan of those thieves abeg. Carry your frustration go forward.

Who in his/her right senses will vote those two.

Dtruthspeaker:
The first problem is that you people do not real eyes and see that God is angry that you people want a king for yourself.

And He said it when you have a king He would walk out on you all and will not answer whenever you cry because of the injustice and oppression of your kings.

Thus, if any pastor had made a prophecy on this, it shows and proves he is prophet of someone else and not of God.

Lol.

I guess there is always an excuse for everything in Christianity

LordAdam16:
Wetin dey touch me na say I know dem.

The people wen dey drop lamba like that are not boys but men. Successful men with wives and children for house. Get better job or business, plus cars and landed properties.

They don't run their businesses and manage their careers this stup*dly. But wen e reach politics, dem go just mumu finish. Very perplexing.

And their rubbish dey affect everybody. You don vote Obi for 042, make Muslim-Muslim ticket win. Tomorrow when Northern Christians wen dem mislead start dey collect, na only Ndo go comot your mouth. That one na even for d one wen dey follow news.

Elections have consequences. This insecurity under APC reach SS. E get parts wen dey pay to go farm. That ewu dey call 6 million votes.

-Lord

I understand you and feel your pains bro.
I am not happy too with the outcome of the election too because they are setting down a bad foundation for the future of Nigeria.
What they are actually letting people know now is that the Christian voting block is actually inconsequential to become a president.
If they can do it and succeed now, then they can do it in future and a reference would be made to this election.
Going further, they won't be afraid of pegging a Muslim north/with a Yoruba Muslim VP and vice versal and they will tell you it will fly.

Kobojunkie:
It is times such as this that I wish it were possible to stretch my hand out to slap sense into the stewpid tin can wey some people dey carry say na head dem get.

LordAdam16:
It's as if idiocy is wired in your genes.

Who were the PDP VP candidates in 2019 and 2023? Are they not Igbo men.

Ekweremadu that is languishing in a UK cell was DSP for 3 consecutive Senate terms. Anyim was SP and SGF. Jonathan and Obasanjo did not marginalize Igbos.

Be patient, allow us to retake power and manage VP slot. Una dey form strong head. Na Amadioha go punish una.

You rejected Vice President-Elect for Presidential Candidate.

Tinubu that is President-Elect today, did he not beg for VP in 2015, before handing it to Osibanjo? Just to get to the center. I don't want to be diplomatic: You guys are F**LS! That's the obvious truth.

North will not share votes in 2027, 2031, and 2035. We'll see how you'd use 6 million votes to win Presidency. Anuofia!

Daft, greedy id*ts. You dey drag food wen never don. Oya chop 6 million votes for the next 16 years.

-Lord

Adam,you don vex oooo

pocohantas:
No one believes the aim of everyone is to get rich, but everyone knows Nigerians are first economic immigrants. I don’t know why they love to dance around this, then go ahead to start converting their earnings to Naira to feel better.

All this talk of lawlessness and corruption is your own postulation and it is definitely not in contest here.

Everyone knows Nigeria is lawless. My point remains, there is no milk and honey flowing in these countries and anyone going there should know that. Go there and enjoy light to charge your phone and be contented. Get ready to keep your certificate aside and hustle like you are in Yaba market. Don’t think you will be wiring back money home. Simple!!

Gboom:
You are still a small boy. The time will come that you will labour in prayer is still coming. It is better you start now before it's too late.
I had an experience, when I went for my NYSC, the first few days was full of nightmares, the day I joined Deeper Life, the nightmare automatically stopped. My own was even better compared to one guy that always shout during his sleep and people will gather around to sympathize with him until he started going to church before he regains his sanity.

Lol

Tbh, I am not really convinced with the points you people are giving as Christains.

Oscarhakx:
So you want bible to literally write rig for you?? Ok here's its what it means, since you have refuse to evolve.
to take some of what you want, without asking permission – used especially when offering food to someone

My brother. You sef they see am as they are struggling to defend their points

Oscarhakx:
and when you say heaven helps those who help themselves. Do u mean it was heaven that helped buhari & tinubu? And we are here blaming inec

No matter how Christains try to turn things logically, it always come to hunt them and they always look like fools at last

morinto:
The church I attended previously was heavily polluted by marine spirit which I was aware. So doing a night prayer a particular preacher was praying against priscipalities and power operating in the church and I was the one shouting the highest amen when the prayer was going on. Omo as I reach House and sleep then I just appear at the front door of my church seeing one of my church members which is also a big woman in the church attacking to kill me In my dream. This woman started pressing me and I can see my heart beat detorating as somebody that is given up his ghost and I shouted Jesus then my heart beat started beating very fast again and then she started repressing me and my heart beat started reducing the second time as a dying person and I reshouted Jesus and my heart started beating fast then when she wanted to try it the third time I over power her and was able to break the pressing bond and wake up around 11:55 PM. That thing happen within 5 minutes as I slept in my bed as if she dey wait for me to sleep. When next she saw me physically shame want to kill her but as for now we just dey mind our business but sometimes she enter my dream boasting that she would make me useless for life and told me that even though I know she is a marine agent I can't prove it to people around.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeww

I even thought you have a reasonable and good explanation.

I don’t like religious people. I don’t know why.
Their thinking faculty is very very annoying

Fut9ure:
Tinubu will never be our president

South west got no reason to claim anymore that they are the most educated...this election open their yansh well.

The four major contestants were from the three major tribe
So it means we the South South are the one to choose the most suitable for Nigeria without biased
And we did. We choose obi but due to tribalism the South west refused and supported a man who is sick mentally and physically...national anthem was going on he wasn't Aware

If you can't handover your daughter or sister for Marriage to a sick old man with dementia not physically and mentally fit. Some one not aware of his environment but still you want to support same man to head 220 million Nigeria at this point of our critical situation then may you and your family know no peace


If you are emotionally attached to your tribe, religion and political leaning to the point that the truth and justice becomes secondary consideration then your education is useless, your exposure is useless. If you cannot reason beyond petty sentiments. You are liability to man kind

Everyone should retweet and save this so that our future kids will know that at some point in the history of Nigeria we were caught in between the Devil( tinubu, atiku) and redemption( obi)
But the South west spoilt dragged us back because of tribalism

This Yorubas are the most educated, i don't even believe it.
Many Yorubas are illitrates, believe me.
Go into the hinterlands of Yoruba - Oyo, osun, ekiti, ondo and see people who are very far from civilization. I mean alot of educated illitrates.
I have travelled within nigeria and i can categorically tell you that it is very very very hard for you to see someone from SE or SS that can't express themselves in atleast pidgin english compared toSW. Many people in south west can't speak english or pidgin to non-Yorubas and their population is much. I am Yoruba and this is a bitter truth.

I have been to places like Oron, eket, Ikot-ekpene, Ozoro, remote areas in benin etc and old peopleand illitrates speaks atleast pidgin to me unlike my people.

shariff84:
We Muslim believe our food come from God not individual.

I hear you.

No wahala

CBR100:
stop joining SE and SS togeda lyk a single region
u still didn't learn anything from the just concluded election

even the middlebelt have mind of their own different from dat of south east

Have haerd you bro but why can't we just give these guys a chance and let's see what they can offer. It is not hard to do now, haba.

believe me, i know we Yorubas would havebeen screaming Yoruba nation if we haven't ruled since 1970. This i am sure of.

Saintinoo:
And this is the guy people send money to on nairaland, not even knowing him, so the Northern christains voted Obi because of religion, what stopped the Northern muslims from voting Obi if not same religion.

If i were you, for the sake of the little trust you have on nairaland agriculture section, you should aviod commenting on politics on this forum, or better still comment with less emotions.

My brother. You sef they see am.

A whole business man but extremely and visibly tribalistic and a religious extremist.

I even thought he is a better person.
Bought a trailer load of maize from him last yearand 1/3 trailer of egusi and i am suprise the way the guy they yan opata.
Had plans of doing biz with him this year but i doubt i will.

Will change seller abeg.

Evicsholar:
Then let them go or are they your slaves or do Hausas own this nation?

Abi oooo

You don't want them to rule yet you don't want them to go.

No be juju be that

Idiko1:
It is shame Nigeria has turned into 2-tribe and one-religion country, Fulani, Yoruba and Islam. Thanks to goons from southern Nigeria who followed Yoruba to join forces with Jihadists from northern region to precipitate war of attrition on Ndigbo and Biafrans in 1967. Since that time, I have never subscribed to Nigeria or idiotic One-Nigeria.

The truth is, even the Yorubas need the igbos and SS for them to enjoy the so called nigeria they think they are enjoying.
In the absence of SE/SS, yorubas will automatically become minorities and will never smell the presidency. Then they will start crying of pulling out and standing alone.

Stupid set of people.

shariff84:
it's before,now that we see Niger republic surviving in the desert,we believe we can also survive. I even forgot to add that now we have oil in the north (Bauchi).

Nobody says you won't be able to stand alone if we divide, the question is will you people be viable economically?

No savannah or arid region is economically viable. Prove me wrong - from mali to burkina faso to niger to chad. They are far more poorer than the smallest coastal countries like Benin rep. and togo.

In this modern era, economic value trumps large human population that is not economically productive or big landmass with no economic values.

shariff84:
the bitter true is:- in Nigeria we mostly vote based on religion and tribalism. If it's base on quality why will you vote Peter Obi and allow kwankwasso?. All this noise about Peter Obi kwankwasso has good track record more than him.

Since we know we vote along tribal and ethnic line, why don't we split the country along that line to be able to govern each better or resort to regional goverment where we can vote our own peopleto govt to mange us.

shariff84:
whats disappointed for?. I swear any hausa man that will tell you he like nyamiri to rule this country it's a lie.

Well, in that case, why are we wasting our time as a nation? why not divide the country so that the people you hate to see rule can rule themselves and you can also rule yourselves in peace without seeing the people you so much hate?

Ordo you consider them as a conquered people? who you have taken as slaves and to be ruled forever? is this a case of proceeds of war? like they are more or less your inheritance?

The country is not working. It is obvious there is no future for my kids here.

Mr Sharrif a quick question - Does it mean you and the hausas/fulanis won't vote an igbo man even if he is the most competent for the job? that can make nigeria a better place for you , i and our future kids? will you people vote for him or will rather vote for your people?

tensazangetsu20:
Well watch and see. As for me and gerrard59 we remain pessimistic about the future of Nigeria and Africa in every indices available

Pls add me too

NwaIdeato:
Brainless rubbish, Obi won Edo and is leading in Delta and Bayelsa with Rivers still up in the air, so where's this daft rant coming from? we now have new allies among our Northern Christian brethren and that's more than enough, the greatest mistake Igbos did was supporting a dunce like Jonathan whose incompetence is the reason for Buhari and APC today, but lessons have been learned, Obi is now an emerging political force, and in due time you lots will beg to align with him when another round of APC disaster hits you like a brickwall...una think say na only Igbos go suffer am? 🤡

Bro forget it, many christians in south west didn't vote for APC.
The same rigging you are complaining in the south south is what they used the governors and inec to do in south west.
No sane Yoruba christian will vote tinubu