₦airaland Forum

werepeLeri:
Who told you that a plane rocking in the air is a sign of bad plane?

I was on a British Airways flight to London recently and for three hours into the flight of 6 hours - the plane rocked and shook vigorously so much that everyone didnt know what was happening. The only announcement was, keep your seat belts on. There are so many reason a plane will rock and appear to tilt in air - abeg.

As per chachangi having one airplane - what a lie.

Recently - the airline was banned for months from flying because there is a rule that if an airline has only one aircraft, that airline will not be allowed to operate at all. So recently, Chachangi had to lease two addtional planes from Jordan air, and they were allowed to resume flights.

If you are a regular traveller on the abuja Lagos route, you would have seen Jordan Air airplanes - thats been used by Chachangi and they are not old airplanes as the OP will make it out to be.

jmaine:
Suddenly they see a sign of strong leadership that is hell bent on taking drastic laws to curb the corrupt Cabals who import petrol . . . .and they all go limping and screaming with pleas . . . . Strong leadership you demanded . . .this is one    . . .

Now back to reality, This subsidy would cause a lot of upheaval and Jona would definitely rescind his decision . .  The refineries must be functioning optimally before we can start thinking of removing subsidy . . . And the masses are not convinced about the argument that that saved money would be utilized properly . . .I share the same view cos this saved money amounts to more future extra vagant budget by the Government. . . The ripple effect it would have on prizes of goods and services would be     . . .

Relax brethrens . . . we call this tasting the waters 

born2fuck:
I am a Yoruba BOY but not proud of the rate they divorced, it is even embarrasing and we youth have lost trust in marriages and whenever any marriages occur, we waited for the divorce perid

Not many Igbos were living in Onitsha then. People were coming from the hinterland to buy things. Hausas and Nupes occupied all these areas where we are now.

RECIEVED A CALL-

GF- BABY; LOG INTO FB LETS CHAT

ME- OK I AM ON

FACEBOOK CHAT:

GF: CLICK ON MY PROFILE

ME: I CLICKED AND SAW MY PIC AS HER PROFILE PIC, HMMM

GF: WHAT DO YOU THINK? COOL

GF: COOL OK PUT MINE

YOU: how you go put words for my mouth?! i certainly dont think it's "cool". actually i dont like this sort of nonsense but if you like that sort of thing on your profile then fair enough.

ME: LOL, FORGET THIS FACE BOOK THING I AM NOT INTO IT

GF: PLS PUT MY PIC JOOR, U TOO DEY FORM

YOU: it's not forming, i am not into this type of stuff, but the day we get married i will do so.

ME: OK I WILL I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING NOW.

(why the hell did you say that you would?)

GF: HOW MANY MINUTES WILL IT TAKE YOU TO ADD MY PIC

ME: LOL, BABY FORGET THIS FB THING I NO LIKE THIS KIND PUBLICITY

GF: I AM SERIOUS PUT MY PIC, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY PUBLICITY? ARE YOU NOT PROUD OF ME? ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE?

YOU: you are taking this FB thingy too seriously, abeg chill for a minute. i am very proud of my parents/siblings too  and yet i dont post their photos as my profile pic.

ME: AHH BABY IF I WAS NOT PROUD OF YOU, WILL I BE WITH YOU, I AM NOT JUST INTO THIS FACEBOOK COMMENT DRAMA.

GF: SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT I AM silly FOR PUTTING YOUR PIC, OR I AM A DRAMA QUEEN.

YOU: yes!!!! A) you are silly for putting my pic and expecting me to do the same B) you are making drama because i do not want to do what YOU want me to do (which i am not ready to do) 

ME: THATS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING, WETHER YOU HAVE MY PIC ON OR NOT IT DOES NOT ADD OR REMOVE ANYTHING FROM US,

GF: IT DOES , PUT MY PIC.

"KAI!! see order!!!!"

ME: HMMM, LETS TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

ME: I CALLED, WHATS UP BABY?

GF: HAVE U PUT MY PIC?

ME: NO

GF: PUT IT AND CALL ME BACK.

I HAVE NOT CALLED BACK.

DrugDoc:
This is one the best news so far from Jonathan and Ngozi.  The Federal government of Nigeria cannot subsidize every liter of fuel consumed in Nigeria to the tone of 60 or 70 naira per liter.  It is either the damned subsidy ends or we go back to the dark days of fuel shortages.  
We are past the stage where as a country government could have learnt to build rigs, educate our engineers, refine our fuel, count our people correctly and administer subsidies efficiently.  We are a nation of 200 different peoples, forced to live together by the white man.  Everyone is trying to take care of themselves and not Nigeria.  
 Let the private sector import and sell fuel.  Very soon greed will bring several refineries to Nigeria, employing thousands and thousands of our graduates.  Just like the GSM experience. Most of the money saved will go into infrastructure.
 This oil belongs to the Niger Delta, so the sooner we wean ourselves off this injustice, the better off all Nigerians will be.  Don't complain about our corrupt politicians if you send them to steal other peoples oil to provide subsidy and sell it to you below market price.
IT DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texther:
Why are they selling megabyte? I prefer those that sells time (hours) so that I can download as much as I want.

Obasanjo denies ‘secret letter’


Former President Olusegun Obasanjo
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo on Tuesday denied writing a secret letter to President Goodluck Jonathan for the removal of some political office holders in five federal Government agencies.


Obasanjo, who spoke to journalist at the Presidential Wing of the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos, said he would sue the newspaper, (not THE PUNCH) which published the story.


He said, “Is The Nation Newspaper and those who manage it, are they well? ;DAre they sane because that must be tissue of lies? I’ve not written to the President since his inauguration. I think probably I wrote to him last year on honours and awards for some Nigerians. So, if any paper has written that, it’s a figment of their imagination and I will refer them to my lawyers.”


On the rising insecurity in the country, the former president said it was the duty of every Nigerian to ensure that the country became safe.


“Well, I don’t think anybody needs to be an oracle to make any pronouncement on security situation. It must be the concern of all of us. It is my own concern as a Nigerian because without security in the country, then, there is no much we can do. So, there is a need for peace and security for development progress in the

ronkebp:
BTW Poster, you siad you could not forgive your first wife because of her infidelity, but now that your cheating on your 'traditional wedded second wife'' you would expect her to forgive you when she finds out that you are being milked by another woman?? hen?abi no be so?

doctokwus:
Dis is how people destroy a gud cause wt dere stupidity.Y can't d Op take d time to type out proper sentences if he/she has dat basic knowledge or ask for hep.U dnt know dat d rubbish typed will piss some people off as it has done me and many wudnt bother tryin to figure out d message.
Besides it gives a very,very bad impression of d literate level of d people affected bc some pple will assume d Op is amongts d affected staff.Simply annoying bc it has spoilt my day!

Beaf:
^
Boko haram, I know chewing too much grass affects your brain; lets hope it isn't damaged beyond repair. The common thing among you bigoted ACN outsiders is your ability to forge things and lie with ease.

Lol! Yoruba man from the ND! You got jokes!

Dude, you clearly have an argument with your arse and it is winning!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I do not support Uduaghan, and when people like me were screaming our heads off about Ibori, bigoted donkeys like yourself were worshipping and defending the frog-like drug baron called Tinubu.

Please run along. Presenter of forged cheques, the governor of Delta state is not stellar, but Delta is better than the bush you come from.

Delta, Obasanjo Farms Sign Pact On Commercial Poultry Production
Wed Jun, 16 2010



From left, Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan, Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer, Obasanjo Holdings, Elder Daniel Atsu and Commissioner for Agriculture and Natural Resources, Dr. Tony Nwaka, during the signing of Memorandum of Understanding between Obasabjo Farms and Delta State Government, at Government House, Asaba, yesterday.




Delta state Government has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) of N3billion with Obasanjo Farms to establish a commercial poultry production and processing venture known as “OFN-Delta Farm Limited.

The Commissioner for Agriculture, Dr Tony Nwaka signed on behalf of the state Government while the Managing Director of Obasanjo Holdings Elder Daniel Atsu signed on behalf of their farm.

The state Governor,  Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan at the ceremony  presented a check of N778.6 million as the state’s counterpart funding to make the programme a success.

Dr. Uduaghan who explained the significance of the Agricultural agreement said when functional the programme will have five units of poultry farms in the state.

He outlined the units of poultry farms to be established to include a broiler farm of 220,000  birds, a layer farm of 150,000 laying capacity, a rearing unit of 50,000 point of lay hens, a feed mill and broiler processing plant.

Explaining further, he said the new arrangement would empower Deltans through Agriculture and stabilize the economy.

The Governor explained that the MOU would facilitate the diversification of the state economy and reduce the over dependence on Oil and Gas.

“Today is very Historic because our journey to achieve our strategic goal of economic empowerment through Agriculture is being realized. Our economy should not depend entirely on Oil and Gas, we believe the state cannot be sustained only by Oil and Gas, that is why we are moving into Agriculture,” Dr. Uduaghan said.

He expressed joy that many investors such as Aliko Dangote and Mike Adenuga were interested in tapping into the resources in the state because of its strategic position and enjoined other stakeholders to create wealth for the benefit of the masses.

“We are no longer in the era of giving you handouts but in the era of creating wealth for ourselves. This task does not entirely depend on Government, individuals are encouraged to create wealth for our people,” Governor Uduaghan said, adding,  “we are determined to see that this project succeeds, we are big stakeholders in the project, by the time we finish this project, we shall be exporting processed chicken from Delta State”.

He therefore charged the youths in the state to go into poultry farming as the MOU has provision for consultancy service for poultry farmers to improve their farming methods.

In his address, the Commissioner for Agriculture, Dr. Tony Nwaka explained that the partnership with Obasanjo Holdings was a remarkable milestone in actualizing the three point Agenda of the Uduaghan administration.

He noted that the partnership is to establish a commercial poultry production and processing venture known as “OFN-Delta Farm Limited” at a communal farm in Ogwashi-Uku under private public partnership.

The Managing Director of Obasanjo Holdings Nigeria Limited, Elder Daniel Atsu explained that the partnership was the first of its kind in the country adding that the farm has over 30 years of sustained commitment to agriculture and has become a centre of excellence in food production.

He said the partnership would enable the farm to transfer technical skills, managerial competence and good will to Delta State and appealed to the state government to build the project to achieve success.

“Our farm project is a social and business service. We are moving Ota farms to Delta State, this will not only provide food for the people, it will provide employment and economic development,” he said.


http://allafrica.com/stories/201006170614.html

zataxs:
@emmatok
I would like to see examples of where insults where hurtled from atheists to christians,
I think there are people calling others mumus here,  I really doubt any non-god fearing atheist would do this.
If so,  please e.g. example and they will be addressed
I believe all atheists are with me here when we say we want dialogue without abuses and threats.

zataxs:
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cito us:
Single is not being in a committed relationship. If you have a girlfriend/bf/married/partner(long term), then you are not single. If you have a boothy call buddy or on-the-side sex partner or just a plain ol player, you are still single.

exboyprince:
I went to a boardin skool, military skool to b precise & it made me who i am today. It prepared me for the challenges of dis world, i owe it all to Nigerian Military School zaria. Discipline, courage, braveness, independ[b]ent, high mindedness etc, if u want your boy to become a real man, u shld send him to a gud boardin house where he has to learn to survive in d den of hungry lions. But if u have a stubborn boy & u send him to a boardin house wit d intention of changin him, dat will b your worst mistake becos dey end up becomin worse, my opinion. [/b]

daroz:
Just this afternoon I was forced to break up a nine months serious relationship with a girl I luv so much, just because my dad wont let me marry her cos she is not the same tribe with me. (I know many pple may doubt this, but I can use almighty God as my withness to this). I dont know whether I should call this extreme tribalism cos not dat my dad is just againt any particular tribe or tribes, his stand right from my childhood is dat on no account should I get married to any other tribe apart from my very tribe.
Dis has caused me some serious headace in the past cos I`m  really yet to see any available decent, trustworthy and seriuos minded girl(from my tribe of late) that I will like to settle down with.

Seun:
daroz: Dude, you can just disobey your dad. If you're old enough to get married, you can make your own decisions. If you break up with a girl you love, it simply means your love for her is weak.

publisher:
NIGERIANS SHOULD STOP BEING SILLY

‎If you are pissedd off with the Indians please go and open your own telecoms company. After fellow Nigerians like Oba Otudeko ruined the company from Econet to Vodacom to Vmobile to Celtel and now some Indians have used their hard earned money to buy it over and call it Airtel,u expect them to remain father christmas Abeg,let the foreign investors manage their company the best way they know how to,even if they decide to pay N30,000 as salaries,its still above the countries minimum wage,so they arent breaking any laws.
Free them jare!!!