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this story sounds like something an advert agency would write. he even used the word bants .

I throw cap for this man.
One thing i like anambra people and most igbo people i know is there zeal to do something back home.
They can be successful outside or managing wherever they are but they'll still come back home to build,spend money in their town.

Akeem79:
@take him to the nearest police station caught my attention
Is he mental unstable or what ?

He will reunite with his family very soon by God's GRACE

a link to the story you're looking for if you haven't found it already.
www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/safe-anambra-state/

or u can just search it on nairaland, i think its d 4th ir 6th post

AJSfan:
My people, make we leave China and America to beat themselves oo. Any one wey win, we go surrender to am as d world power

How una see the lockdown nE get one mata I carry come for you ooo. Inside this eBook u go learn how to approve Upwork account within 30 mins nd ur bank account go dey vibrate unto daily alerts as u help ppl solve this problem.

My 3rd year on upwork, and most of the things on your books cover are no longer feasible, upwork now matches your country of origin to your withdrawal account.
And things aren't as simple as that to get the money.
Just last night i got a job for formating a thesis into APA 7 format, 78 pages and over 22k words. It just wasn't as easy as i thought including the deadline.

una say oraimo is shit, this is shit, that is shit. get good sound quality, wetin una wan hear again from the earpiece? is it the gods whisper?

tellsblinks:
if you meant oriamo the oriamo I know is not that strong ooh, can you please add picture

i never realized that was o, i used to think it was stylized a.

Araimo . Got it last year September for 1200 and still using it till today, and i use earpiece everyday

Nikepucci1:
1. Bull nose rings
2. Tattoos
3. yansh pad( why do dey think guys wouldn't notice )
4. Sandals aka chinenye of Galilee

Haven't encountered butt pads, Calabar girls don't do that. Tatoos , rings they do.
What i hate the most is those sandals up there that are so low to the ground, some their legs are slightly bigger than the sandals and they still wear it. You can't tell the difference between a good one and a fake one as they all look cheap and sometimes worn.
The worst are those flops they wear that should be an indoor thing but they wear it out.

light099:
Crap.
If Wiz or Froggi is your GOAT, then I begin to doubt your taste of quality things. Old Tuface still sings better than this two new boys combined.
I guess the word 'GOAT' now means 'Wackest of all time'. Like I used to say, this generation has more wacks than any other in history, that's why the masses of wack fans always hype their wack celebrities. Plus most kids born nowadays were not opportuned to witness good quality life in the past, the only thing they are used to is wacks, so they think wacks are the best in life.

I just wish the era of these Froggido and Wizkid would go on time. They keep wasting hit songs.
Whenever I turn on my sound system, either of this two is the last voice I would wanna hear from it.

These wacks keep spoiling good songs. Wizkid spoilt brown skin girl track, and other tracks in the album were spoilt by our African artistes. They messed up the overhyped album for Beyonce. Only Burna's song made some sense.

Akon and Wizkid made a song recently and Wizkid spoilt it again. I wonder what great sound it would be if someone like Simi was used instead or even this boy - Rema.

Every wack on the street now goes into entertainment because of the money and fame, and most times the wackest are the most successful. In the olden days, no much money in entertainment, only the talented and passionate do it but now the reverse is the case.
This wack generation is left with leftovers and wacks. Fxk this wack-filled generation.

Preach preacher.
They don't know

You may kiss the bride

That bank that assumes everybody na yahoo

Hmm,

A recognition well deserved.

piamily:
Well he’s just short

Short in money or handsomeness

Upto 453 messges .
Well i am a correct representation of what the op is trying to say. I've hooked up with many girls, each time they finally give in i i run away and keep them as freinds. And they are left wondering what they did wrong. With my own experience I'll say we are the type that don't want to commit to someone yet.
The last girl after 2 months of trying to get her she Hooked up with me and was always calling everyday and me i don't call people like that even her, so she gets angry that I'm not putting same energy shes putting.. one day i just stopped talking and gbam she got confused sent messages that i didn't reply because i didn't know what to say and avoid hurting her more. After 3 weeks she sent a good bye message and blocked me. Recently I've found myself wanting her back but still can't understand why i want her back.

SmartUrhoboBoy:
I got them from US and China

What's the cost of the PSU and the ryzen?
And where i i can get them online, a reputable seller.

Which ATX did you use and did you get all those stuff here in Nigeria?

To me it does reduce fuel consumption but to detriment of carburator.
But caburator isn't that expensive and will take like 5 months to spoil.
I do it on my gen, it usually takes me 14hrs for full tank but halving the fuel supply extends it further 4 to 6 hrs.

I on the gen 6pm last night and it's still on, and would be till around 1.
What it does is reduce thw flow of fuel that should be burnt.

Martinez39s:
The abrahamic holy books assert that the earth is about 6000 years old. Science has demonstrated that the earth is about 4.3 billion years old.

When were those books made.
Sometimes i wonder weda all of us think critically, you've made a point here the holy booka claim that earth is 6000 years old. How old are those books shey if we add the years after death of those holy book writers we will get a different date. The bible needs an update

Those pictures are just inverted left and right.

Cross river and kogi left.
I just hope my governor goes hard on the border enforcement. I'll hate to be told to stay home. Calabar apart from facemask is business as usual.

vikgreen01:
Pls any banker
Can I report to my bank as error/mistake so the the guys account can b flag down

You can't go about telling the bank lies to fit your narrative.
I'm certain the bank won't help you as its not a financial crime but mere business gone wrong.
Even telling the bank you will be advised to report to the police and the cost of trying to get your money back would supercede 5000 naira.
Just let it go and let experience be what you get back.
They decieved you, so it should be police not bank matter, and if you don't know them personally it wouldn't help matters at all..

1 billion is like the starting line,
If we get to the finish line they would've exceeded and still be owing lenders

All those people for one leaf,kettle and boiling water.
They think it's textbook that they will pack name and put.

Anyways, why are they trying to fight the symptoms.
If i i have a disease that symptom is headache and i i take paracetamol to stop d headache, does it also mean I'm free of such disease?

Parte after parte

To me those guys didn't comit any crime.
Before joining they're always risked involved in things like this and I'm certain you thought of the risks and still went ahead to pay them.
The moment you sent cash to them you were indirectly having an agreement that included risks that you were willing to take.
Trust me, if i weren't ready for such risk you wouldn't give them that money.

Sorry to say u suffered as a result of greed which is one of the most common reasons people fall for such scams.
Anything too good to be true is .....

No joy at all

Sometime in 2014 i left Calabar to write jamb, i i stayed with my grandfather in calabar and just finished secondary school, but my dad said I was to Young to enter university so he didn't pay for any jamb stuff but my grandad was of the notion i should get experience even if i don't pass I'll learn.
I was to write at Adventist secondary school owerinta abia state, computer based. I made findings with my blackberry maps and found hotels and guesthouses nearby. I was given 8k for the journey, used peace mass and paid 1800 to abia state , i was to stop at osisioma them find my way to owerinta, took me exactly 3hrs from Calabar to osisioma.
As i entered osisioma bus all the conductor was speaking was igbo and i i didn't understand but few comon igbo words i understood, like when he said weteh ego i i knew he needed money, i didn't want to look like a stranger or behave like one so i i won't be scammed. My blackberry map showed i would have to stop at a junction along isiangwala north but then after 20 minutes i realized i hadn't seen another junction since the first two.
I then realized i had passed and gone too far.
I still didn't want to look like jjc so i told the conductor i would stop their at the isia ngwala highway no houses nearby and everybody was shocked but didn't ask me if i knew where i was going, i saw various vehicles and begged to be taken to the nearest junction and nobody helped. So i started walking down. Luckily i saw an old lady riding bike and i asked her for directions and she told me how to get their. I walked again and saw a bike man and I told him to take me to owerinta and he told me 500 naira, i was shocked, that place can't be far like that to take 500, 500 would take me around Calabar. so i begged and he took 400. Surprisingly he passed another road entirely that look liked road to evil forest i was about to panic but kept my cool bracing myself incase i needed to fight.
He now told me it was short cut so i tried to trust him. Luckily he took me to the secondary school within 12 minutes, i now told him there's a guest house near the school at trailer park, he now told me he knows the place that it'll cost another hundred naira, i agreed and it was just 3 minutes ride he collected additional hundred.
I reached the guest house around4, meanwhile i arrived aba at 12.
The name of the guest house was called sir pee guest house near welcome to imo state . The owner was an old but funny man, gentle and understanding he collected 3500 instead of 4k whenni told him my issue and that i came for jamb..
3500+500+1800 = 5800. So i had spent 5800 out of 8.5k on the first day. I decided to eat that night and the place i i saw food was 400. 6200 spent.
I was running out of cash, my plan was to write the exams and leave immidiately, so the next day exams that was slated for 9 was postponed till 3pm, so i i w
wondered how ill get back to calabar.
One of the most annoying thing was that i had 2300 left and I was told at the gate i have to pay another 5h to enter the school, i did calculations and realized i won't have transport back, i begged the security guys and they didn't flinch so i gave them 500 and went in, now they said no phones so i codedly made freinds with the assistant school rep one adaobi, i gave her my 2go contact and also gave her my new blackberry bold6 that battery was at 50% with hope that I'll trust her, luckily she was sent to invigilate us as invigilator we're not much compared to the number of candidates so she helped me in English n physics.
Later she Left and i didn't see her again till i finished until around 5pm i saw her and she gave me the phone, we parted ways and i checked the phone was 4% and BB phones once it gets to 5 percent nothing like calls can be done so i saved it.
I had 2300 left and 1800 was supposed to be for transport via peace mass then 200 was supposed to take me out to peace mass, when i reached they told me from aba to Calabar isn't the same price as Calabar to aba. I had 2100 left so i decided to look for another transit even all this sienna was an option.
The ones i found weren't going to calabar that evening, i i was hungry also. While walking around past 5 i noticed an aktc bus pass, that's whenni realized that aktc would be in aba i iocated them asap and they had on 6 passengers and it needed to be full before leaving.
The lady at the counter said the price to calabar was 1900 so i paid and with the 2h remaining i bought gala two, and hundred left was my transportation back to the house when i reach aktc Calabar and i put it in the side pocket of my school bag.
The bus didn't get full so we left around 6 and arrived Calabar around 9 30.
My grandad was worried that he sent me to another state alone, as my number was off he couldn't reach me and with his high BP i was hoping he doesn't worry too much. as i reached Calabar near the park i stopped with another lady and she had 2 children and 3 bags, so i helped her take the bags to the nearest safe zone and left. Heres the annoying part that makes me remember this story. As i was about getting a taxi, i checked where i put the money and it wasn't their, i i checked again and it wasn't their, i got confused and started emptying my bag and as a guy man i went to an atm at unical gate ans pretended to be withdrawing money only that i was moving clothes and shoe searching for 100 naira,, I didn't find it so i gave up.
So around 10pm i started walking from uncal gate bare foot to calabar south the self acclaimed dangerous part of Calabar. It took me an hour to walk from their to cross River State University of technology where i stayed at the staff quarters and after much deliberation with the security guards they let me through, had to walk another 20 minutes to the house.
So 11: 30 i was at home, tired then noticed waterboard had siezed water, nothing to drink at home, my grandad saw me and was relieved then started asking why i off my phone and all.
I explained everything to him. As i lay on the bed with my school bag, i wasn't even looking at it, my hands were unconsciously entering the side pocket where i put that hundred naira and i realized i was touching paper i moved it and behold the 100 naira was just there looking at me, I wanted to craze,
Apart from bp my grandad had low sugar issues and he was alone in the house, just me and him as i wasn't around there was no one to get money at atm for him so he was cashless... Some minutes later he started acting up i i called his doctor and explained things to him and i was told to give him sugar or coke, nobody takes sugar at home, so coke was option but he had no money, and all shops where close.
Then i took that hundred naira, luckily found keke around to 12, that took me to crutech gate and as i i w searching for. Where to get coke that night, i saw some girls i used to see buying things from the market coming from night class with coke and nescaffe so i begged them for their coke explaining my issue and they gave it to me,
I didn't find keke back, so i ran back with half bottle of coke and gave to my grandad he drank and was feeling ok, so next day we went to hospital.

Now imagine i didn't get frustrated in abia state i certainly wouldn't have had that money with me to pay transport to get coke. He would have died from the low sugar probably,
Just last year he died of low sugar, 6 years after the first incident only that i had grown and was no longer staying with him.

Everything happens for a reason guys.