₦airaland Forum

AsherAmari:
Since 2004 I started using phone, it has always been on my bed sleeping and waking up with me, nothing has happened and nothing will happen in Jesus name.

The only thing I knew was bad that I had to stop, was using my phone while its charging on the socket. That thing can give small small shocks on the earlobe eh? ..

Thanks for the info anyways.
We'll try and adjust.

Change your charger

Farewell sir, till meet to part no more

Teewhy2:
I heard the foreigners (Chinese, Indians e.t.c) are the one rushing the vaccine here in Nigeria while we the citizen don't really care. I hope it will not get to when there will be limited dosage and many people will start rushing it then some people will take advantage to make money from it.

Trust it would. Think NIN

boss1310:
your message shouldn't be just for the ladies but it should be mostly for the guys that admire women like that and believe me they are in majority forget what u see people write most of them still admire half nude women.so the moment the Male admiration lessen then the less nude women you see
In all in all it still boils down to the fact that people have the right to wear whatever they want once it didnt go against the law of the land

I think his message was quite clear. The women in half naked attires are only lusted after and desired just for sex.

moonbender:
Lol. You and others can't press my button. The button don spoil since.

I assumed this is a forum where people learn from. And I thought people's responses would go a long way in educating others who want to tow same path as me.

But since it was a bad idea, I rest my case.

Once again, you and those like you can't press my button.

And that includes sending you a PM and making enquires, then you take it up from there. You've stated your intent.

blesskewe:
When u marry the right person

This would have been you and MrCork1 if you were not making iyanga

To be very honest, I am tired of complaining about Nigeria.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Nwanne je choba ego

So did you take the beer or not?

As far as Delta State is concerned, I wonder if the EFCC can get enough of the arrests. This is because virtually every young man in the state is into fraud to one degree or the other.

Zzor:
Please I help her reject it

Lmao

I think we've had enough of this brabus stuff. Can we move on to other things now? Any one who feels inclined and has all the time to spare can go look up those threads, read to the end and draw suitable conclusions for themselves. The first time I started following this thread, this same issue came up and I did take my time in doing research. We don't need anyone spamming these pages in a gangster manner to prove a non-existent point.

Capisce

PhDinView:
Good day guys,

Please I need advice urgently. Between Honda Accord, 2007 model and Honda Civic 2004 which should I go for?

Also, what are the pros and cons of buying either of these cars?

If you must go for the Accord, get the 2006 instead. That's the best year. 2007 has paint-peel and another issue I can't remember right now.

This perhaps should be a case study in understand most human behaviour. I have the innate feeling knowing which of the characters a person supported as a child could help psychology in predicting behavioural adaptations in a certain way.

Tom it was for me.

How about if they employed a professional photographer to take high quality pictures in a well lit and artistic environment? This one looks like it was taken with infinix hot 2 camera . Great design though.

This is preposterous. Same Easter celebration other civil servants are given just two working days off. What do these lazy bunch need three weeks for? Are they going to die on the cross too?

Maybe I didn't see much of nollywood in the past years, but I never knew this girl as a child actor. In fact, thinking about it now, I've never seen any movie she featured. Her popularity for me as well as some other so-called stars only got the hype from nairaland. I hope she's got talent though. I'm also of the opinion the public picks on her too much.

PAQ:
If you must choose Nigerian used between the three cars, the Lexus should be your choice, why? Because;

1. Its a Toyota, trusted and tested.
2. You see more of it than the other two, which means
readily available parts & technical know how.
3. If you see a particular brand everywhere its because
its reliable, thats why our roads are also filled with
Camrys, Corollas, Accords, Civics, C300s, RXs etc
4. It should be more Luxurious and comfortable than
its competitors.

Before you buy make thorough checks with a trusted mechanic.

Only number 2 point is valid. The rest are a product of the usual bandwagon thingy.

Provie:
Thank you very much for this important point. I'll run checks along that line.

Google how to fix parasitic battery drain. It's very easy to detect the culprit.

divinecode101:
These are the future leaders of Nigeria running after hookers!!

...smh...o ma se o

Even Dangote runs after hookers, so what are you saying?

Muslims, how does it feel like having the name of your religion attached to a terror group? Something like "islamic state".

blackmantis:
A friend wanted to charge his laptop at my place as he had no power, we were about to have lunch when he entered. He connected the laptop and was using it. My wife dished a plate of food to serve him.

He rudely told her without even looking up from his laptop "cover it and keep, I'm busy now. I'll eat later"

I was angry but said nothing. I resolved once he left, he would never step foot in my house again My wife took the food to the kitchen.

After we finished eating and my wife was taking a nap, the idiot called me and said I should tell my wife to bring the food that wants to eat now. I nearly slap am.... I walked him out told him not to return to my house again.

What if he was really busy then, possibly distracted, and you mistook his seemingly harmless statement for rudeness?

I hope the PSquare duo would put their differences aside and collaborate to make at least one major hit, then maybe retire. Wishes

This image was probably lifted from Pinterest. Where is the erected building?

What's wrong with Alex today?

A sigh of relief

SmashingM:
I am yet to get a link to update my details despite requesting for it several times. Sometimes they will say error message and sometimes they will say the link has been sent yet it's not in my mailbox.

Use a laptop or desktop computer. If you don't have one, on your phone change the site settings to "Desktop site".This should help.

What's his connection to Davido? Is Davido is member? If this is indeed prophecy, why was it shown to him? This one is a soothsayer parading as prophet.

Maxymilliano:
Coming from a supposed man of God, this is harsh and no savage in his reply

You think so? Even Paul called some people foolish . I'm not holding brief for him though.

frozen70:
It's more easier working with a male boss especially if the man is a complete gentle man

He will treat you like his own so far you will respect yourself and behave well

Female boss, the problem with this set of people is that they already knows what you are up to and trust women, they will never give you that chance because they know every game

Are you a shady person?

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Righteousness2:
That's one of the reasons we must do all we should to ensure we make Heaven.
If we are so uncomfortable with what we see now, then imagine the Hotness and pains in Hell Fire.
GOD Almighty give us Wisdom

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abbey621:
Very matured response but make I tell you what the Queen really wanted to say:

Look here B*tch, I ain't giving you shin shin, to ba la anything, ategun lo la(If you lick anything na air you lick). As for you Harry, when your head correct, you gon leave this B*tch and come marry Sophie from Griffindor.....I HAVE SPOKEN

Some people's imaginations are out of this world. Dude, you be werey