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Mumu, your mum and Dad and peace of mind will take care of you at old age keep carrying random girls until you catch HIV.













quote author=Sekoni003 post=108634968]Get married? Hmnnnn unless God Himself touches my heart . These days I spoil my mum and dad and enjoy my life to the fullest. And yeah, that's absolutely fulfilling for me. Marrying these days is a big risk. Can't afford to marry a chick that'd end up raining on my parade and taking away my peace. My peace of mind is everything.[/quote]

Please do not touch your wife and baby , it will be dangerious to infect that wife, because of the baby.

















author=AdiNike post=124988430]PLEASE YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED.

I have experienced outbreaks of this kind the third time in the space of 5months. At first, it was like 3 appearing on my penis cap, the next day after a rough sex but i don't even know when it burst open and dried up because they were smaller in size compared to the outbreak in the picture and then later, a single one pops out twice which i burst open myself and they dried up leaving a tiny scar.

I thought it was all over until this recent outbreak. It doesn't itch or cause any pain and most times, I don't even remember it till i have to urinate.

I had unprotected sex 2 days before the last outbreak and noticed i urinated a reddish color urine and i used antibiotics and did not feel it again until the outbreak showed up.

NB: I haven't met the last person i had the unprotected sex with when i first experienced the first outbreak and both times were unprotected sex.

Could this be Herpes?

If this is Herpes, what are the medications I can start using?

I just got married and my Wife is pregnant.[/quote]

Why must uou look for a man to knack you and impregnant , you when you can adopt, or buy sperm.

Why do you want to turn a man to a single father or break another woman home?

Just adopt or buy sperm.












uote author=Bvlgari post=124958313]Dear Ladies,

If you're between 35 to 40 years old and yet no husband is coming, look for a guy you love either married or single and let him knack you and impregnate you.

You need a child that will look after you at old age.

Don't let anyone deceive you, Marriage is not an achievement, and it's not everybody that will get married.

You can still be single with your own child and still be happy and fulfill your purpose here on earth.[/quote]

If it is a man, the man will remarry or start carrying small small girls ,

The question is ,how was the man behaving when he was strong with legs and still working g Was the man good to her? Was he taking care of her if yes ,let her stay and take care of him, if no let her move out fast, and leave him for the side chic and people he was spending on to come take care of him.

Mumu like him are on nairaland calling Nigerian girls gold diggger and evening News papper










ote author=guobe post=124927670]I am so happy for this newly wedded couple.congratulations on this union.pics below.



https://www./Edopolitics/permalink/6925463784155125/?mibextid=2JQ9oc[/quote]

Which private school pays 100k, please when you are leaving kindly show us the school so i can go drop CV










ost=124920910]Good day my friends
Please advise me, I recently got a government teaching slot in a primary school, where I would probably earn 70k for a start ,but where I work presently in a private school where I teach government I earn 100k as basic salary and private lessons give me 40k monthly

Should I quit the private school for a government school? For job security[/quote]

How is this your mum's fault ? It should be your aunty that came to forcefully dragged you away , and your foolish father that failed to take care of you.



uote author=peretei2024 post=124917624]My fellow Nairalanders,

Tell me why I must forgive my daddy and my Late Mummy.

I was 4years while my elder Sister was 6years when my daddy and my Mummy had a serious misunderstanding, so few weeks later, my daddy was transferred to Kaduna from Lagos being a Solder ( who knows I he was the on that requested for that).

On one fateful day, my Mummy went to the market to buy some stuffs in the Market, then here com my Daddy's younger Sister( Aunt) with a vehicle. She forced I and my elder Sister to the vehicle and moved is straight to my Daddy's village in Ondo State. We cried, cried ,
and cried but our tears couldn't saved us.

Finally we landed in a village where there is no light, no hospitals, no good schools, in the hand of strange people we don't know.

Remember I said we were moved when I was 4years. Now at 5years in the village, daddy never visited, mummy never visited, so I had to start tapping Palmwine just to raise money to start my Primary school in the village. After a year or so, I was able to get some money to pay for my Primary school. I decided that I can't continue with this Palmwine tapping at this year, so I work hard and raise some money to start selling bottles of kerosene to sponsor myself from Primary to Secondary school.

When I was in JSS3 , my Elder Sister got pregnant for a guy out of frustration and betrayal from the path of our Parents who abandoned us for years. Our Uncle in the village who never care about us , informed my daddy that his daughter is pregnant for a guy ooh, then my daddy said the guy must marry her . Finally the guy agreed, then my daddy who never visited us for over 15years came down to the village because of the money he will collect.

After marriage rites, I was taken to Lagos by my elder brother.

Note: my Mummy whom I never see for over 15years knicked me out of the house after spending just 1week with her in the house. Her complain was that I believe like a bush boy.

My elder Sister is still married to the guy in the village and she can't even express herself in English, and this is a lady that was born here in Lagos.

Tell me how I will forgive them after going through hell because of selfish Parents.

My mummy died 4years ago but I didn't even know where her grave is because we were never in good terms and till tomorrow, I will not forgive her not even my daddy.[/quote]

ONLY A SENSELESS MAN DOES THIS .

MOST IT IS THE NEW WOMAN THAT WILL TELL THEM.NOT TO COMMUNITY THEIR EX AND THE KIDS .BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE SENSE .






uote author=deeptesting post=41368337]It is no longer news to hear about couples going their separate ways today,immediately after separation or divorce most father`s cut off all ties with their ex including the children, it really beats my imagination why most men also divorce their children.

Most men quickly move into another relationship abandoning the children for the woman, they don`t call, visit or even write letters to the children. We have witnessed few cases here on Nairaland where the children now grown ups put up pictures of their fathers taken 30yrs ago in search of the man who gave birth to them..

Real men don't divorce their kids too.[/quote]

I am sorry you have a wife that can not control her anger, anger is not bad, but anger that comes with destroying of things, beating your partner and cursing your partner with terrible words is bad, such a person needs help and should visit a therapist.


Some men also do this, calling their wives , useless and wishing their wife death because they are angry, the truth is the world is already hard enough, you do not need a partner that curses you, but a partner that blesses you, talk to her and telll her you can not tolerate her cursing you or calling you names , when she is angry, especially wishing you death.



If she refused to change , then move on with your life, or pack her in one corner and stop exchanging words with her that will make her start whising you death, or cursing you.

Another reason.why you are more stupid.

You know the country is hard, you can not decide as a man the number of kids you want and take charge , you are here still saying it is not your fault, it is your penis fault? Because you lack self control.







quote author=Sirchiboy post=124550679]..
It is not my fault[/quote]

[Leave the idiot, let him be lookibg for whom to scam









quote author=DKM123 post=124550548]Mscheeeew.

Stop spending too much time on Nairaland and go and hustle instead of complaining like a little girl. A man your age earning that shows you are lazy as fcuuuk.[/quote]

You and your wife are foolish, in this modern day, you gave birth to five children , not even in a flat but one room, anybody that helped you is even stupid, with 40k salary ,you should be single.
you and your wife should ,start selling didfferent things after work.


Mumu man

You go still born.more , you better continue to stay inside that uncompleted car.

[Tell the wife please ,expose th before it will lead to Judy Austin and may issues ,please talk, such a useless man, that can not go out.











quote author=IconicR post=124465970]Someone I know is secretly dating her cousin's husband, the said man was responsible for this lady's new job and she works directly under the man , same office and everything.

They all work at the same place but wife works in a different department, the annoying part is that this lady is far older than her cousin, a divorcee who is yet to remarry. I saw all their love messages to each other but they've not had sex because the man was complaining that she claims to love him but they have never made the love. I stumbled on all these when she asked me to take a picture of her with her phone and the love messages of that man came in, I quickly exported all their chats to my phone and I saw everything, I couldn't even sleep that day because this aunty is the last person I ever expect such deadly snaky habits from.

Now whenever I see all of them together I cringe, knowing fully well what's secretly going on. The thing is bordering me and I feel I should exposed them before they commit the abominable act of sex

Though from their chats she has resisted all kinds of moves from the man aside their exchange of love words. Another side is that this aunty and the man travelled together recently and came back the next day but from their conversation it doesn't look like anything happened but I don't know if they slept in different rooms.

Aunty has always told the man that she won't do anything with him that will hurt her cousin but the man keeps pressuring her. So my own is I'm so uncomfortable keeping this secret , I'm so tempted to confront this aunty that I know what she's doing but I'm still holding myself back.

What do I do please because I can't promise of keeping this secret and minding my business, I just can't.

Please how do I go about this?[/quote]

You talking rubbish, that is how you people miss good girl, so if she does not have or not working yet, you will tell her to assist you ,and if she says she does not have then you dicth her right.

A and C, you do not need anybody to tell you nah.




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Fake story,













quote author=tonye33 post=124367330]I have been married for 14 YEARS and 'we' have 3kids(all boys) but none of them belongs to me.

5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were traveling from Lagos to Abuja and our car skidded off the road.
I was the only survivor of that accident, my friends died. I spent about 11months at the hospital and that left me with a condition that says I can't have children.

I gave my life to Jesus Christ and became a committed Christian after the incident.

In summary I became a pastor in a local church in my community 5years later and met my wife in the process.

I did not tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me.

6 years into our marriage, my wife got pregnant and had 'our' first child.

To be sure, I secretly went for a DNA and it was clear I wasn't the father. I repeated the test for all 3 children and they are all not mine.

I have been living with this situation for the past 8 years and I am beginning to get irritated by both the children and my wife.
My wife pretends to be a good wife. She goes around preaching to women in the church about the need to remain faithful to their partners but she has had 3 children by another man or men I don't know.

I want to confront her, but I am confused as to how to go about the situation.
I am just angry and irritated by everyone in my house lately. I feel like a total stranger in my own home.

What should I do!?

--Please advise him.[/quote]

You spoke rubbish, if the dick is good ,why did he go through hell in the first relationship, why is the second lady declining relationship, same way third will refused, ladies are not after dick, except you are dating sluts

Look for money and do CT scan


This might be stomach cancer or kidney infections, act fast and do that CT scan test

[Any useless man that is feeli g stressed , because the qife is earning more ,she be stressed, i fact that stress should kill him, because he is a stupid and useless man.

If your wife is earnig more, appreciate God on her behalf, and supoort her to earn more .





uote author=Zigzagman post=123618382]With the ongoing subsidy removal, most families are having to find ways to make ends meet.

In this viral video, the speakers analyze how an increase in the woman's earnings places extra stress on the men. The boss babe disagreed and got destroyed with hard facts. DO you agree? What has been your experience? Are you placed under stress if your wife out-earns you? Does your husband feel stressed because you out-earn him? How do you manage the stresses that money imbalance brings?

Please watch the video and let us know your thoughts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUrng-mfZpQ[/quote]

Marruage is sweet, when you xan stand by your partner during hard times, it is more than having children it is for partnership, what if you re marry and the woman end your life? What if you re marry and give birh to children now, and the children end your life? My advice, just try and adopt, the adopted chikd might open doors for tou, or try to do IVF, there aee NGOs sponsoring free IVF, you can also talk to your wife. About surrogacy, you might have a family member that will help you people carry pregnancy for free.


My friend forget what people are saying g and what people will say, also ignore all these street useless nairaland boys , giving you advice that will destroy you.




te author=Pojomojo post=124315127]From DM[/quote]

Shut up ,you lack knowledge, it is not a woman's fault, some are gentic, and most comes from the man, you should be talking to men also, because when a man has some genetic issues in his lineage , or weak sperm as a result of excessive alcohol, infections, ican lead to disability. Go and learn before you come on.media to put blames on only women .






quote author=Offpointng post=124211445]

Cuz we're tired of having kids with Autism, down syndrome and other associated kids disorders that comes from giving birth at an old age. Y'all should have mercy on innocent kids and take your mind off marriage and child bearing once y'all clock 35 abec[/quote]

Do not pay, is a scam, tell them to deduct it from your salary, thst you do not have money.










ote author=JobAndVacancies post=124217576]Good evening guys.

Guys how legit is this, I'm scared of making the payment only to be disappointed later as it isn't easy coughing out 30k in this economy.
Guys I need your input.. The Church is a big church here in Lagos.
Please no mods should take this to front-page o so they won't see this[/quote]

The person that told you and taught you this , is a riff raff ,from the gutter, unfortunately the type of ladies around you matters, when you gather low self estteem girls , you think you have ladies
u fortunitely you have trashs around you. You pack dirty low self esteem girls around you feeling like a king.





Mumu small boy.








quote author=VeryWickedPrick post=124085746]Treat Naija women like trash and you'll be desired more.[/quote]

The person that told you and taught you this , is a riff raff ,from the gutter, unfortunately the type of ladies around you matters, when you gather low self estteem girls , you think you have ladies u fortunitely you have trashs around you.





Mumu small boy.








quote author=VeryWickedPrick post=124085746]Treat Naija women like trash and you'll be desired more.[/quote]

Mumu too much film is disturbing your brain.




uote author=lumens post=124009091]


You are the cause of your problems.
I assume you are penetrating the girl through missionary.
Since you stopped masturbation a month ago, you are not yet ripe for missionary. The sweetness of the vagina makes your prick fall instantly and you end up releasing your hot seeds into her.


Let the baby girl ride you. Allow her dominate you. Let her sit on top of your prick and ride you to hell. It builds your sexual stamina slowly. Try to endure the pleasure as she glides her wet creamy pussy all over your hard rock prick.

After some times, try to insert your prick in her deep moist wet pussy through the missionary style. It would shock you how you'll last long. When you insert, don't bow to pressure. Thrust your prick into the moist pussy slowly while fixing your gaze on her. Don't think too much about the sweetness of the hole.

When you have gotten your stamina back, you can now proceed to lash her through the back. All you need to do is to make her bend over. Make her stomach touch the bed or the floor while her ass is up in the air. Make sure you don't see her head from the back. Then insert your hard rock black curved prick into her gaping hole and fire down.

God bless.[/quote]

How old are you? All these kids on nairaland giving relationship advice eh.

A relationship built on lies wil not stand it is fake love, and it has many consequences, when she discover and leave you , you will start shouting women are scums








quote author=mbaise1000 post=124008451]In the present day nigeria, the best way to woo the opposite sex especially women is first never say the truth to them, tell them that tinubu is your mother's junior brother, that bill gate is your uncle, that you are traveling to the us to collect your inheritance, that mm airport in Lagos belongs to you, that Atlantic ocean belongs to you, sharp sharp, you have your way, many of them will actually believe you[/quote]

The same thing May did, she never checked phone , keep deceiving your self. Your partner's phkne is your phone, you do not check you operate it.








quote author=alphaconde post=123923141]i can never check my wifes phone

except its ringing and i peep to see whos calling.

the truth is that if u go tru every conversation on ur partners phone one will get u upset and funnily it may be nothing.

so if ur sanity matters keep off

but if u want to know any truth check the phone but be ready for any result.[/quote]

Abomination






ote author=yrhuhfy113 post=123887134]NOTHING WRONG but pls do you due diligence in finding out properly about her thoroughly.
Being a widow is not a stigma
May God give you wisdom.[/quote]

[You better run, or married him, give birth to your children because you ned children now , before monopause sets him,

He is a mummy's boy, reason he is still single at 40.










quote author=Fineman2 post=123528172]My name is Dora.

I am 35 years old and everybody keeps reminding me that age is no longer on my side.

My fiance and I have been dating for more than one year and we are getting married soon.

My fiance is 40 years old and he has never been married.

The relationship was really good when we started but now that our wedding is in a few weeks time, he has shown how controlling he can be.

From the choice of the wedding dress, to the bridesmaids selection, to the colour of the day, he wants to be in charge.

He also wants his mum to buy the cloth for our engagement as well as buy our wedding ring.

He does whatever his family says without seeking my opinion and it almost seems as if I am not the one getting married.

I told my parents about how this makes me feel and they just asked me to endure because I am getting older but I really fear for what is going to happen after the wedding.

Are these not red flags I should run from?

I am confused, please advise me.[/quote]

[Go and sit down,










quote author=zolajpower post=123544589]
That guy is toying with his future . I pray he doesn't have financial issue or he doesn't become a pauper. When u watch two ladies fight cause of you and they tear their dresses apart bcus of you , as a man you re in trouble.
I will never allow women fight over me , if u know u know[/quote]

It has become a curse the guy should go for deliverance, so his parents could not leave their own parrnt house, now their child can not leave
God forbid bad thing.

See en regardless of how rich, ypur parents are, pray to be richer, and pray to see their own property as dirty, strive for greater one .


It is even a greater curse if you are married and decide to stay in their house with your wife and children.


Bible says a man will leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife, in the realm of the spirit, it is backwardness to stay with your parents when you are an adult, you must leave to strive for a better life .





quote author=JILF post=123392179]

I mean a guy between age 32-38 living with parents or in the home of his grandparent etc[/quote]

Stpp talking when mature and married people are seeking marital advice,

Stay aside,








quote author=JeffreyJunior post=123326345]Just 2years into your marriage, you guys are already having all these issues.

Why the heck did you marry who wasn't into you or will you swear you didn't see the warning signs?

Oga when the kitchen becomes too hot, a wise person knows the best choice is to leave.

Leave the marriage or get a sidechick mek everybody rest.[/quote]