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Mumu, you will just open your mouth wide and spill rubbish, just because you manage to bleep one careless and useless married woman, you are now concluding , that married women.

Stephen2324:
Married women don't care about condoms when they cheat.. If you pour everything inside, they will go Bleep their husband asap in case they get pregnant.

Drop your number, how much do you customize cartons





uote author=42Gideon post=114532838]Congrats son, we are proud of you.
Lemme be ur carton plug,
We customize, build and print on all kinds of cartons,
Pizza, BBQ, arciver, small chop, normal carton, branding and non branding cartons[/quote]

Mumu igbo man ,you think yoruba is mumu like igbo abi? Youruba give respect to first child boy or girl, and share properties among all children, carry your stupid igbo culture then go.

festacmanMupost=114502709:
Nothing happens until the man of the house Ifeanyi Adeleke speaks.

Shut up , there are people that never tested cover, or alcohol but are having similar issues, be greatful ,God kept you alive.






quote author=Ballzproblemm post=114478226]after all this actors and singers ,don smoke wetin no good and use lots of. drugs in their prime ,this is the result , I use to pity folks like this but. ,if you do drugs then this is the consequences[/quote]

I hope he is not doing it in Nigeria.





uote author=NairaLux post=114477972]ASKING FOR YOUR PRAYERS FOR EEDRIS ABDULKAREEM!


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/nigerian-musician-eedris-abdulkareem-battles-kidney-failure/amp/[/quote]

17 years is a minor and it is aginst the law, besides this story is all lies .











quote author=Lostchild post=114449284]THE GIST.

I have a residential neighbor. He is in his 40's while I am in my 30's. He lives upstairs, while I live downstairs. He is a banker, divorced with his first, now ex wife with two children and became single again for a long time. From our conversation, his first marriage failed due to immaturity from both side. It became very difficult for him to re-marry because he wanted a help mate. A career / business / market wise woman that will help and build his life.

He told me the problem he is facing today was as a result of his first marriage, and the ease in his life will be determine by his next marriage. He told me he will not settle for the less and I believed him.

He had a lot of conversation with me about his life, although I never told him about myself. I just gave him few advice and prayed for him not to make another bombshel of a mistake.

Someone recommend for him a very young girl which he seem to like. Paid her dowry - traditional marriage in a hurry and brought her home as married couple.

To him, he has caught a fresh young fish.

When this young woman came, he was so curious about me which I seem to understand. One day I told her not to worry if I don't give her attention or always converse with her the way she want. I made her understand I don't speak much in person unless it is very important. I did this just to put her at ease.

THE PROBLEM

The problem right now, my neighbor is having serious headache. I mean extreme headache because the girl he married is still behaving like a child.

He just realize that he has made another huge bombshell. When he first brought her home after the dowry, I myself was secretly concern because the girl was just too small and immature for him. I mean too young to be his daughter age mate.

Yesterday he was shouting and willing to lay hand on her or send her back home. He married her without courtship for the very wrong reasons below.

●He married her because she is young and innocent.
●He married her because he needed someone that will be under his total influence and control.
● He married her because of total submission from a woman.
●He married her because she has orange breast. We men like female breast too much . We just love to suck female breast and she has nice standing fan boobs.

Right now he is seeing the opposite and not the character he thought he paid for. Instead of character or fine personality, man foolishly lusted after tight vagina and hot breast.

I tried to communicate with the young babe, letting her know she need to be smart and acknowlege herself as now a married young woman. She is no longer in her parents house, but her own house.

Her response to me shows that, she is just a typical village girl who was convince into marriage by her parents. She blame her father.

I am secretly concern about her well being.

My only secret worrries right is that, her hubby should not lay hands on her, by slapping her. I don't like when a man beats a woman.

She is very young and small like that of a 17 years old girl.

MEN will always go for curves and breast and not for mature mind or character[/quote]

Mumu useless man, after three months go and repeat it, before coming here to dance








quote author=VeryWickedMan post=114379874]Hurray!!
I am HIV negative.

From today no more olosho. No more hookup & runz girls. No more Nairaland dm. No more mama put sales girls. No more Ikokwu bitters beer parlour promoters. No more alaata. No more groundnut smallies. No more kunu mata.

I renounce any STD-carrying vector in my life.


Ife sure for una paste your HIV test result.
Get yourselves tested today.


HIV/AIDS is real!![/quote]

U are a mumu, did you marry her?now I see why she aborted the baby, no woman wants to spend the rest of her life with an idiot, and selfish being, because you want a child, you careless about her becoming a baby mama, tommorrow you will join nairaland boys to call her after one ,useless old papers,

My brother get out, she will tell police that she miscarried the baby. Because that was what happened.






uote author=Mayemavins post=114333864]
Definitely I will make a report tomorrow[/quote]

Fake story , you guys hardly get tired of typing rubbish just to discredit marriage, find the right partner and enjoy marriage, not all men cheat, not all women cheat.

If you want to be an alpha male ,please be o e, stop cooking up stories to discredit marriage , you will regreat it at old age.
















st=114224856]Top of the Morning Y'all!

It was yesternight after work, I decided to stop by a grocery shop to stock up as usual. On coming out, driving through my estate back gate, boom! A cluster of people gathered, some at different sides of the road, others at the scene, I looked closer it was a lady and a guy fighting, and others were just watching not separating them, I pulled over immediately (best decision I ever took). If it was any other scenario I wouldn't have even looked twice, but you see man beating/fighting woman, I detest it!

Before I could come out and asked what's happening, the lady already burst the guy's head open with a stone, he had blood all over his head/face, ah! then joined in another guy slapping her and pulling her hair (she kept shouting OMONIGHO!), I was like what the f***, what if her husband or brother shows up?

Just before I wanted to go and separate them, I just said lemme confirm what's happening...
I finally asked,
-wetin dey happen?

'Bros, this lady husband just catch her with man dy comot for hotel so, he call secretariat boys to drag her and the man go, na wetin she dey fight so, say she nr wan go'.
-were the husband so?
'see am for there'.

Woah! the husband stood behind a highlander jeep on his phone, now it made sense why she kept shouting OMONIGHO!!!
Further findings showed that, they've been married for 5years, he has asked her time and time again, their child is always falling sick(he's SS), and the man is (AA) ,she always downplayed the fact...
Now, rumor had been going on that's she's cheating, but since he is a bonkery(oil people) worker, he's mostly out of town.
From what he said, he said the child looks exactly like the man he caught the wife with now...

Boom! off they drove to secretariat, younger me would've driven along the convoy to see the end... but for my sanity sake, I chose not to.

Now, what's happening with women nowadays?
if you see the husband and the man she's cheating with, they're world's apart oh (husband dust am in every facet)
is it money, attention, sex, high-libido, urge-to-explore or what exactly??

Some say women don't marry who they love, but who's ready, even at that, you should know you're married and respect the union!
Do you know what it means for a man to marry you, provide for you and end up to be training another man's child?

Why do MARRIED women cheat?
The men sleeping with the married women are useless oh, no doubt, but you can make a case that some of them don't even know the ladies are married..

I'm getting scared every passing day about keeping an undercover slut at home..
You people pity us(MEN) nah.
Most women no longer have shame..
Sodom and Gomorah babes no do reach this one oh.

What do these women actually want?![/quote]

Sombody is also doing same to your wife stop bringing your stupidity to public forum.your write up shows you are a failure.












quote author=kenzysmith post=114179842] Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me [/quote]

Shut up, assuming Is your male friend you caught with a woman, will you inform his wife,
Just shut up, and do not destroy their home














author=Islandlady post=113881715]Nairalanders I need y'all mature advice on this issue, No insults tho

I have been friends with my male friend for over 11years now, so he is more like a brother to me! He got married 3yrs ago, But we live in the same district, I do visit them once in a while! And I usually bump into his wife at market places, malls or on the street due to the fact that we live in the same district.

My friend is hardly around for the past few Weeks due to the fact that he do travel for work. . .But recently I have been seeing his wife with a Man just about the age of my friend, I have seen them together at the mall for 3 times now for a period interval of 3 weeks, I usually dodge and escape myself so they won't see me! The last time I saw them together I took a sneak pictures of them, I don't know this man, I have never seen him when I visit them, he is not a family member! I have been curious so I feel I should call the attention of my friend to this and send him the pictures too!

Should I tell him about it or what? I am confused![/quote]

Mental health patient.





uote author=VeryWickedMan post=113675674]She is now an olosho.
I carried her last night for 15k overnight[/quote]

You are an idiot a selfish being, if truly you love her, you would not have allow pregnancy ,but focus for her to finish her scholing, you just destroyed her career, Go will punish you if you break her heart, after this ,or you refused to stand by her, to finish her schooling .











quote author=New222 post=113621839]I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.[/quote]

You better dump the mumu man now. Do not ever marry such a man, in this life or in the next life , they are destiny destroyers.
















quote author=julie90 post=113418669]I have been working for this company for two years. In December 2021, there was a change in management, a new manager was assigned to my Department. Before the change in management, I applied for some jobs in November 2021 but I didn't get any response.

Things between my new manager and I developed really quickly (he is not married and he is 10 years older than me). Although we have been working together, when he became the new manager we started dating. it was mutual, it wasn't like he forced me. We liked each other and we started dating in March 2022. We kept things professional in the office. Nobody in the office knows about this even till now.

Those companies I applied to in November 2021 reached out to me for an interview. I got two offers at the same time. Both offers come with great pay (similar to what my boyfriend currently earns) and a significant boost to my career. I spoke to my boyfriend about it and being my boss he told me to reject both offers, he told me he would be able to cater for my needs that the only commitment he has now is paying for his house and once he is done paying for it, he would have more money to take care of me and I didn't need a job where they would pay me what he's currently earning and be in a role similar to his.

I told him it's not the money but it would be about moving up the ladder in my career. These are offers people do not have, now I have two, he is asking me to reject them. He told me even if I have to move the only offer I should take is the one close to the company where we work which has a lower pay compared to the second offer. I told him I would go with the second offer which has more opportunities for me. Both offers are in the same state although my preferred offer is a bit far from where I live but it is still a reasonable location to commute everyday. At one point he told me, I was too ambitious and I took it as a compliment.

I noticed he changed since then, he informed the company management that I was leaving and we began the handover process, I noticed he changed after we had the discussion about me accepting the second offer but I thought it was about him missing me. May 31 was my last day and I noticed few days to my last day he was acting strange so I asked him what the matter was. He said he doesn't feel anything for me and we should stop seeing each other.

This is a man that was really excited when we were dating, all of a sudden doesn't feel anything for me because I got a high paying job? Is it wrong for a woman to be ambitious? When has it become a crime for a woman to aim high in her career? My role will still be to support him. I have never been rude to him and I am not going to be rude to him because we now earn the same salary. I really like him and I feel disappointed that he could act this way.

Is it now a crime for a woman to be ambitious?[/quote]

With all your grammer ,only 26 likes

Rest bro.









ote author=Mickykarim post=113194665]THIS SHOULD OR MIGHT SERVE AS DETERRENT AGAINST OBSTRUCTION OF LEGITIMATE STATUTORY LEGAL INVESTIGATION AND COURSE OF JUSTICE. ESPECIALLY WITH A COURT RULING OR INJUNCTION FOR RESTRAIN ON THE SUBJECT MATTER.

THESE UNTRAINED AGENTS OF MISINFORMATION DISINFROMATION AND BIASED MALAISE INFORMATION DISSEMINATION NEEDS TO BE CAUTIONED FOR RECKLESS INFORMATION ACTIVITIES ALL IN THE NAME AND GUISE OF MISPLACED INTERNET SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITIES.

For some of us who do not share the social media menace and the platform it offers nuisances who parades themselves as journalists should begin to heave sighs of relief.

The IDIOT with street urchin personality, a quack who claims to be a journalist and a fake one for that matter goes about with PREJUDICED reportage on ongoing judicial matters that are still in court and despite a court INJUNCTION.

HE IS KNOWN TO OFFER BOTH OPINION AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON JUDICAL MATTERS BEFORE THE COURTS.

The case in purview has been exposed and declared to be CONTRADICTED by the release of AUTOPSY report on it and made public in the court.

THESE IDLE BUSY-BODY NOSEY INTERLOPERS WHO ADORNS THE SOCIAL MEDIA SPACE WITH FOUL MENTALITY GEOS ABOUT AS BLOGGERS AND OR INTERNET JOURNALISTS HAVE CONSTITUTED THEMSELVES INTO NAUSEATING IRRITANT. THEY DEFAME ANYONE AND ANYBODY WITH LIBELOUS AND NONSENSICAL RENDITIONS IN GUISE OF NEWS AND INVESTIGATION.

Prof. Wole Soyinka once had a name or label for the egregious obnoxious bunch. Permanent Internet Resident Idiots, in my own words and they truly are.

IT IS ABOUT TIME THAT THE LAW TAKES CARE OF THE FOUL SENSES THAT GOES ABOUT DESTROYING AND MALIGNING PEOPLE AND CONSTITUTE THEMSELVES INTO THE LAW.

The impunity with which these bunch of obnoxious notoriety conducts themselves should be CONTAINED and it is my hope that this is the starting point to cleansing the daily abuses heaped on our sanity.[/quote]

You think all women are manipulative ,because your mum and sisters are manipulative


































quote author=NewSoul post=113095481]
Shut up it is true. It's you people's nature to be manipulative. If not you won't survive in this world coz most of you are weak to provide substantially for yourselves. The tight fitting dresses are manipulative tactics, the make ups are, the crocodile tears just to mention a few. This one u just posted too is a manipulative tactic to form innocent and hide your manipulative nature. Yes I have a mother and sister and they are manipulative, I have accepted that nature as I think it's an inherent character for all women[/quote]

You think everybody is a liar like you, he has even call me, threatening why i post this.




hereuote author=corike post=113097633] why would y"all telling stories like this?kinda disrespectful you are not even a constructive liar...so boring[/quote]

My friend husband ,is on nairaland ,nairaland fools changed the idiot, he started forming alpha male at home, he will cheat on his good wife, and still expect the wife to plead with him, saying he is a man, and men are scarce, he actually stop droping food money at home, that he is sharing responsibility, with the wife, this is a pregnant wife that stops work ,because of bp, the idiot said he is not a simp or her father that will take care of her, and many disgusting attitude the fool pick up, here,

Well good news is that the wife has left her to england for her masters sponsor by her family and she is getting married soon,

The fool has been begging all her friends and family members ,

Disgusting idiot., I cursed him the day he came that I should help him beg his wife, I told him that God will give him a wife that is like him, a wife ,that in his pains she will be forming alpha female.

You are a mad man, so the daughter also commited murder.













quote author=definitelyME post=113015370]This man is innocent....that woman must have committed suicide then accused him wrongly of murder because woman and lies are like 5&6[/quote]

Same way lot of Nigerian men have mental problem , the call it ego, it is men world ,a man can rape, a man can get angry a man can ,beat his wife if she is stubborn, serious mental illness that needs attention.










uote author=Carcholce post=112893806]Why not start from a mental home first. Take care of the problem.

A lot of Nigerian women have mental problem but they call it “mood swings”[/quote]

Same way lot of Nigerian men have mental problem , the call it ego, it is men world ,a man can rape, a man can get angry a man can ,beat his wife if she is stubborn, serious mental illness that needs attaention.










uote author=Carcholce post=112893806]Why not start from a mental home first. Take care of the problem.

A lot of Nigerian women have mental problem but they call it “mood swings”[/quote]

Your friend is a fool, and a curse thing, mumu man.





.quote author=Notyourtype post=112855535]Hello Guys,

Is it even possible to have up to six kids without having a male child?

I have a friend, who wanted to have only 4 kids. He's now counting six and will count more because he has refused to have a male child.

When the wife gave birth to the fifth child, then my friend was very anxious to having a male child. But as soon as the news got to him that his wife gave birth to another female child, he send a message to his wife at the hospital not to come to his house with the child. He said his wife has a curse on her, that is why she refused to give birth to a male child. We had to beg him before he allowed his wife home.

The issure now is that his wife just gave birth to the sixth child again today, and another female child. He his just very confused right now.

He just told me now that people says the fault his not from her wife but rather on his side. And he want me to help him on what the problem is.

Pls nlanders, what do you think is the problem, and how can he give birth to a male child?[/quote]

Idiot will you keep quite. Big fool without brain







quote author=ayloveit post=112820611]"i can marry as many wives as i want, it’s nobody’s business "


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_YDKtuc6jc

Movie star and producer, Yul Edochie has stated he has the right to marry as many wives as he wants.

He spoke after many Nigerians criticised him for taking a second wife, who he unveiled last month with his son.

He said it’s nobody’s business how many wives he marry.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdiMj8Sjh65/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=[/quote]

Most re the best wives you can get, just accept the child as your first child ,that is all.


Most single ladies was never at fault .







uote author=MistarT post=112731524]Please candid opinions will be appreciated. Thanks.

Itwill do humanity great good, if we hear from marriage counsellors with wide range of experiences, thanks.[/quote]

Says who, most men that cheat and have kids outside can no longer provide for the wife and children inside, the more kids outside the more his money is shared, then the wife will now be using her money to pay bills house rent, school fees , and most times cook at home that the man will feed, what is the difference ?
















quote author=yrex01 post=112541207]e gbo weyre. she don't even have a reasonable reason. no matter how man cheats in a marriage he can never bring bastard for a bastard home for his wife.[/quote]

You can omagine a billionaire only five women,
Two wives, not polygamy, at least one did not work ,before he married another ,

But one nairaland disgusting dirty boy ,or one Nigerian mumu man, with only one boxer, will be keeping 10 women.

Let a Nigerian man make one million naira only ,

Women go suffer for him am


Awon werey .















author=Macsjebs post=112409296]Source: https://dnbstories.com/2022/04/full-list-of-elon-musks-wives-girlfriends-and-children.html

cc: lalasticlala[/quote]

How much can you build app, for us.










ote author=Lalami3232 post=112508275]Make I use myself as a case study for you.
When I initially started programming, my first few apps wey I build give me big joy. I was so inlove with them. But now, E dey normal to me. Those things no dey intoxicate me again because I don too build many apps. Make I use another example for you.
When you get your first car, E go dey shark your body like who drink. After about 2yrs, that car no go dey freak again. Do you know why? Oyibo dey call am "law of diminishing return".
Wetin you dey see every time dey loss value for eye.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go ****"[/quote]

Very simple, do MouthAction

Go and learn it, use your tongue to lick her








clict very well, she will be very wet, and penetration will be easy.








uote author=OluwoR post=112467674]Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.[/quote]

[Damaged soul, they will groom your daughter and rape her .






quote author=Cokahot post=112424057]11 year old wey u for entice with gifts,naked,suck her breasts, self-service with her pekus sight. Date her and take care of her till 18 then begin fuc k her. E reach your turn,u raped her and she's bleeding. Na oko Central straight[/quote]

[quote author=MadamVanessa madam venasaa ,pate edoche was not there
Mumu with your confused identity instead of you to hind in shame ,you are calling sensible people idiots , uncle your mumu too much, reason your name is madam venasaa

Brother way mumu
Rest nah, biko rest .




Nah every adult get sense, yul is not a child but he no get sense ,like you .
You are not a child but you no get sense.

Your mumu no too much like this, if he displace number for misbehaving ,he will displace no two for misbehavibg also

And keep marrying


See brother , brother way mumu, brother way no wise, brother way no get sense


brother mumu



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