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Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm: 8:39pm On Mar 11, 2016
anonimi:
The Boko Haram legacy was fueled by Buhari himself.


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Just like the people in PH are condemning the killing of people who attack military personnels last week just because they are son-of-the-land, PMB was only trying to defend incessant killing of innocent people by army during the previous administration which you people misconstrued. However, did GEJ supports BH too by calling them his brothers and by being soft on them?

Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm: 8:10pm On Mar 11, 2016
anonimi:
While Jonathan laid the basis for this power sector growth our liar,liar pretender SCAMMED us on his terrorists.







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How does this eraze the fact that BH you mentioned was one of the legacies left behind for Buhari by GEJ?
Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm: 7:51pm On Mar 11, 2016
erico2k2:
Ahah suffering and smiling.


Na today una start from lack of power supply despite the availability of resources(the price of crude oil still at its peak)? You can only pray it ends under this regime.
Politics › Re: Riot At Ikeja-Along Area Of Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway by Ephemmm: 7:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
Habakus:
Of a truth,Jimi Agbaje would have been a far better option than Ambode... Fashola's shoes seem way bigger than Ambode's tiny inexperienced shy legs.
You mean there was no fight during Fash's tenure or what are you insinuating?
Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm: 7:08pm On Mar 11, 2016
BedLam:
The thunder that will fire you is coming from Patrick Sawyer.
No qualm, since all your lineage would be involved.
Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm:
adedayourt:
KEEP YOUR APOLOGIES FOR THE GULLIBLE MIND
A govt apologizing for something I knew it didn't cause. This is change I voted for unlike the clueless one who keeps deceiving Nigerians for six years with empty promises despite availability of resources to curb this lack of power supply (the price of crude oil still at its peak coupled with enough reserves)

Ride on Mr President: God will back you up as you are planning to take Nigeria to a greater height.

Politics › Re: FG Apologises To Nigerians Over Blackout by Ephemmm: 7:01pm On Mar 11, 2016
To all wailers ascribing polio success to GEJ in the morning, hope you remember that epileptic power supply is one of the legacies the ogogoro drunkard left behind?

Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 6:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. Son of an olosho. Oloriburuku ni iya re. O ni se rere laye. Iya re yio fi owo re gbe o gbin. It shall never be well with your mother. Continue sucking the borehole your mother called pussy. Oloshi. Month iya aje. Go and die. Weree
Your brain is situated inside your skull: why can't you just locate it and use it for once? tongue tongue tongue tongue

See.. I am not the one responsible for your inability to marry on time? A rude ass blockhead like you deserve the cheap mentally-retard men and not an innocent ready made men you are seeking to exploit through your parasitic manner.

An honour of African-widest-toto cannot sustain you: please go back to your tailoring on time
tongue tongue tongue

Fire on, you will soon learn.
Romance › Re: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by Ephemmm: 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2016
Jonathan2787:
Op is a bad nigga but i learnt a thing or two from what hes saying, i have this belief that i should approach a girl as the real ne because i don't want her to fall inlove with the fake me and i can attest to the fact that i am always seen as a weak person in the relationship maybe its because am not violent, i always listen am proud of who i am, i don't strive to impress like spending money you have just to impress a girl and lastly am not sex crazy so often times they are the one calling it off but my friends who believe theres no love and always play games are having a field day, so i think i will change my belief now since its not paying off
Please do not use this trick especially for a woman you want to marry as it may backfire: you need to be as real as day and night, but don't undervalue yourself too.
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 6:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. Why are you sounding like a fustrated idiot. Go to hell. You are a very big fool. Go suck that maggot infested pussy we all know you work as a toilet cleaner. Idiot. The odour you accumulate each day in the toilet is really affecting your brain. Fool. Am not responsible for the poverty in your generation your mother will never know peace. Oloriburuku omo ale. Aye e eti ta. Oloshi
Hey TBJ= Tobo Jeun, If you like, open your widest African toto, face open heaven and start raining curses on your brain fish father, it is a blessing to me. In other words, your malicious, highly warped and opinionated rebuttals has no effect.

It is high time you stop reasoning through your anus tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by Ephemmm: 6:02pm On Mar 11, 2016
PushPlay:
Good for you. cheesy

The bolded part could be a big score card for you for instance. We all know how most (not all) Naija girls react to guys who drive cars.

She would see you as a guy with could prospects and you can even lie that you already went car shopping and you car of choice isn't available yet.

If she probes more, you can say your favourite dealer already promised a special delivery for you and you are just waiting and saving enough to meet up. wink

She will automatically picture herself riding on the passenger seat with you and gbam! You've hit the Jackpot. grin


More about lies as a means of seduction coming. grin
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue. You no go kill me for here ooooo
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. Oloriburuku ni iya re. Aye awon obi re ti ta. Ko ni da fun e. Am not responsible for your oloriburuku mother prostituting business. Pathetic fool. Go Bleep that ocean your foolish mother called pussy with your rashes infected dick. Aye iya re ti ta. Go and die. Aye e o ni da. Were ni iya re. Spits on your mothers bald head. Ode
I work for at least 7 hours everyday:why can't you get off your lazy ass and go find a job. Or do you think all men are Santa Claus ??
Or do i look like your ash broke father ?? Fucck you and go get a job. Better still, concentrate on your tailoring. grin grin grin

However, why are you feeling intimidated? Or is it because of your smelly African widest kitty-cat? Your signature alone gives me a mental picture of a gold-diger beast monster.
Romance › Re: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by Ephemmm: 5:38pm On Mar 11, 2016
PushPlay:
In the process of keeping the conversation, you should be able to identify her weak spots or entry points like i would prefer to call it.

Some girls are desperate to find a husband. This is where you propose to her that you are ready and willing to start a family with her.
Other girls just want a guy who would fill in for her financial needs. This is where you would make financial promises.

While some girls are just plain freaky and would prefer a guy who'd give them wild sex. By all means, make her understand why you are the best man for the job. wink

Human needs varies according to individuals so it is not limited to the ones i listed above.

Some might even need academic assistance. Maybe they've been struggling to pass an exam. Your job would be to become that brainy guy who would help her pass the exams or at least help her in one way or the other.

The list is endless my people.

My point here is that you become indispensable and the first guy she will call up on when the need arises.

This now leads us to the next stage where you walk the talk.


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Don't just read without leaving comments else i might have to stop updating this thread and move on.
Following please tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Adeosun & Hameed-Ali Inspect New Technology For NCS At Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport by Ephemmm: 4:38pm On Mar 11, 2016
BE811APP:
why she just dey shine teeth like dat...
even when others are not smiling


Buharis weakest minister...
IPOB lunatics, wetin be your own? She smiles, her choice: she refused to smile, her choice.

May be she ought to have been crying so that you can be happy tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Robbers Caught Robbing A Boutique In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by Ephemmm: 4:12pm On Mar 11, 2016
tit:
see buhari handiwork.
Can you see a flat head? Pictures of Biafra in embryo
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 3:20pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. [s]Am not the one that asked your fustrated mother to open her slacked pussy for a tiny dick idiot of your father. You can go to hell. Oloshi. Go and jump into the third mainland bridge. Son of an olosho. Were ni iya re. Omo aja[/s].
tongue tongue tongue It seems you have HND in madness: why barking like dog just at the mention of the fact that your kitty-cat is as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Express way? Even if you were fuckingly bleeped by a horse, you cannot be satisfied obviously tongue tongue tongue.

I beg, take away your smelly pussy away from here: Oloshi, ashawo.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Helps Stranded Public Servants In Abuja.. See Photos by Ephemmm: 2:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
holluwai:
What's stops you from sacrificing your own two perfectly functioning eyes so I can see your daddy picking babes all around? Bumb arse, I don't know who sought your worthless opinion.
It seems you lack parental upbringing: why transfer your lack of home training to my father tongue tongue tongue tongue

Please stop sounding like a sexually starved dog.
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 1:39pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. Hope you are enjoying your mother sagged breast. I will better not have sex than allow your leprosy infected tiny dick to touch my dog. Oloriburuku omo ale. Aye e ti baje. Go and die. Were ni iya re
Who will Bleep a slacked disease-infected-toto which is as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Express Road? Its sensation has been lost, and this is real according to your signature tongue tongue tongue tongue

Like mother, like daughter.
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 12:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
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ladycomfort:
. Condom burst product of a goat. Your tiny dick can never satisfy any woman. No wonder no lady wants to date you. Only the fustrated ones like your olosho mother. Idiot. Iya re o ni jere re. Oloriburuku omo aja. Eranko
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My dick is not meant for LAWMA dustbin like yours tongue tongue tongue

Apart from the fear of sexually transmitted disease, what is pleasurable in having sex in a sagged kitty-cat? I will rather die sex-starved than having an ordinary view of your flat-borehole.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Helps Stranded Public Servants In Abuja.. See Photos by Ephemmm: 12:46pm On Mar 11, 2016
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holluwai:
Na woman him carry so

Hmmm
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Check the picture wella oga: hope you won't blame Amaechi for the inability of your eyes to function well?
Politics › Re: Amaechi Helps Stranded Public Servants In Abuja.. See Photos by Ephemmm: 12:44pm On Mar 11, 2016
tonio2wo:
[size=28pt]PROPAGANDER!!!!!!![/size]

Who took the shots??
By the was na only women he dey pick, ashewoo!
Can you tell us any other thing that happened in second vehicle as shown opened for other passengers the 5th and 6th pics? Amaechi is just giving you unnecessary headache.
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 12:39pm On Mar 11, 2016
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ladycomfort:
. I really pity the man that will marry your olosho sisters with borehole. Am not the one that asked you to have a very tiny dick. Go Bleep your mama stinking pussy. Idiot. Son of a bitch
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Condom-burst-product-of-a-pig with the gift of borehole kitty-cat that no man cannot sexually satisfied: Calling you ashawo is an insult to ashawo, walahi tongue tongue tongue
Politics › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Cuts Ties With Biafra Group, IPOB by Ephemmm:
medpren:
[s]IPOB were very sceptical of her actually!

Easterners have learnt that yoruba can be very unstable for years! why should kemi the deportee be different? nobody is shocked grin

Infact we would have been shocked if it was an hausa man that supported IPOB and turned around but a yoruba? No we can't be shocked, they are wired like that. grin
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It is only a crazy man that cannot change his mind - Wole Soyinka.

However, are you guys not ashamed that the same mouth you used to praise Kemi is the same mouth you are now using to yab her? So you guys just realize now that Kemi is a deportee all because she is no more in the same school of thought with yours again.

You are a bunch of jokers, honestly.
Politics › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Cuts Ties With Biafra Group, IPOB by Ephemmm: 12:19pm On Mar 11, 2016
Lilimax:
All these attention seekers sef embarassed
Haha, Kemi has suddenly turned to attention seeker now: I though she was the only Yoruba who was not a 'coward' in your own slogan.

Btw, when is the next ultimatum please?
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Ephemmm: 12:08pm On Mar 11, 2016
ladycomfort:
. Are you calling yourself a man with that match stick dick size of yours. You are just an idiot with water filled brain. Like I said earlier. I was not the one that asked your mother to go into prostituting business. If you are not feeding well from the change your olosho mother gets from her borehole you can go and commit sucide. Son of a wh.or.e your mother does not know who your real father is. Shame on your useless mother. Pathetic old fool spits on your mothers head. Oloriburuku
"Are you calling yourself a man with that match stick dick size of yours".

You see... You further buttress your penchant for money here by testifying that no dick can satisfy a coded Ashawo lady like you who has tasted dicks of many who are old enough to be the grandpa tongue tongue tongue

Malam, Eze, and Chief's etc has tasted your smelling pussy flat, all because of poverty that has enveloped your lineage: I know for sure that the only dick that can satisfy you is the horse's dick in your gigantic toto dustbin tongue tongue tongue.

I pity a man that marry you, honestly.
Politics › Re: Saraki’s False Asset Declaration Trial Begins Today by Ephemmm: 11:31am On Mar 11, 2016
segzyj:
Let the winch hunt continue
Seems you have adopted thisHausa man too?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Wins Polio Championship Award by Ephemmm: 11:29am On Mar 11, 2016
TippyTop:
Remind me who was president when Nigeria went one year without any incidence of polio.
Really? But this could have been a blame game if the report is negative.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Wins Polio Championship Award by Ephemmm: 11:26am On Mar 11, 2016
TippyTop:
Remind me who was president when Nigeria went one year without any incidence of polio.
Not only that, his legacy includes: BK, corruption, non-power supply and unemployment, insecurity etc
Politics › Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by Ephemmm: 11:19am On Mar 11, 2016
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MrEverest:
This people think we are fools, how is this news? what nonsense is this & this presidiot claims he is fighting corruption! How can people that attempted to commit massive fruad against the state be redeployed instead of being sacked & prosecuted accordingly? What a charade! Retar.ds fooling themselves while everything has gone to the dogs!!
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Just google what 'statutory flavor' means in public service before displaying your ignorance further here on public forum: I am sure you will thank me latter.
Politics › Re: Buhari Relocates 184 Officials Over Budget Padding by Ephemmm: 11:16am On Mar 11, 2016
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byrron:
So the punishment for budget padding is redeployment?

Meaning, budget padding is not a crime and the so called Imaginary culprits can not be prosecuted?

What a beautiful precedent. DSS & EFCC now have glaucoma and cataract in their eye's along with deafness thats why they are yet to STORM the houses of these unknown 180 budget paddlers.


Joke country populated by clowns, governed by saintly retards.
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Do you know what they called 'statutory flavor' in public service? You guys are just ill-equipped when it comes to intelligent discussion.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Lawmakers Storm NASS Over DSS Invasion by Ephemmm: 10:59am On Mar 11, 2016
Pheals:
Buhari thought the $1m he gave those who DSS arrest carry go abuja .... Will make them impeach fayose yeye
Evidence of bribery or ........

You need to wake up from your slumber if you think everybody can fall for cheap media propaganda of such nature.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Spotted On A Train In London After Being Embarrassed By IPOB. Photo by Ephemmm: 6:57pm On Mar 10, 2016
Flexherbal:
Is there a train like this in his state?
Really? I thought GEJ has brought so many new ones during transformation era na: your eyes don dey clear now tongue tongue tongue

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