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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:16am On Sep 15, 2017
Borrowed* I have never been more confused... should I go left where nothing is right or right where nothing is left?
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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:11am On Sep 15, 2017
Trust me, it's goodluck to have a patient wife.
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LiteratureRe: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by Ephort: 9:03am On Sep 15, 2017
You think f*cking with words makes one a punstar?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ephort: 8:49am On Sep 07, 2017
The sick corper passed out yesterday.
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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ephort: 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2017
Words I Never Said - Lupe Fiasco
PhonesRe: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ephort: 10:43am On Aug 29, 2017
fratermathy:
I can relate. I have a girl that ends up spoiling her phones no more than 3 months after she gets them. I don buy her phone or dash am my old one tire.

Even laptop sef nor dey last for her hand. Something must spoil. I told her she has a spiritual problem.
spiritual problem? lol... you can't be this mean na
PhonesRe: How Did You Lose Your Last Phone? by Ephort: 7:53am On Aug 29, 2017
Gave mine to my babe cuz I wanted a new phone. It got spoilt months after. She hardly can use phone for more than 4 months.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ephort: 9:35am On Aug 23, 2017
Our president ran out of office because or rats. He has started his ""rat race" again; busy doing nothing".

I thought he was a cat of nine lives, how come he is running from common rats?

I'm not surprised that the undoings of the party loyalists have recently been RATified.
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PoliticsRe: Beggars In Kano State Return To Streets by Ephort: 4:52am On Aug 19, 2017
sarrki:
Must you tribalized everything ?
Don't you see tribalism and hatred in your words ?
You now see why people attack in any slight opportunity ?
Coming from you, I'm surprised
RomanceRe: Fashion Designer Gives Out Female Apprentice To Male Customer For Sex by Ephort: 7:19am On Aug 18, 2017
Evaberry:
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How did people outside know what was happening considering the girl didn't scream because of threat to life

since it was rape(forceful penetration) why the need to apply lubricant, even if his manhood was big why not penetrate forcefully.

This story is not forward and leaves room for many doubts

A good lawyer should be able to get the man off
In as much I agree that this case deserves more evidence and corroboration (may be by way of medical report), it's still wrong of you to suppose that force is an element of rape. The main elements are lack of consent and penetration.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by Ephort: 5:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
PerfectlyPerfect:
Dating or getting married to someone who is addicted to Telemundo or ZeeWorld.
That shii freaks me out
You are freaking right bro. I'm 100% with you on this one. I pity my uncle. The young man no longer watches anything in the sitting room, not even even football just because the wife colonised the remote. He only watches local channels in his bedroom.
PropertiesRe: What Is The Duration Of Annual Rent? by Ephort: 10:15am On Jul 16, 2017
eagleeye2:
Mr lawyer, have you ever thought of why quit notice reads from say; 1st of May to 31st October? And not 14th of May to 13th of October.
The same rule that applies in counting the duration of tenancy from 1st of the month (1st of January) to the 31st of the 12th month (31st December), applies in quit notices.
You don't really need to quote me if you don't know what you are saying. Quit notice reads 14th to 13th too. Have you even seen a tenancy agreement, ir do you think receipt is all you need. Tenancy agreement must read the particular date of commencement, not necessarily the date of payment. Why don't you pick up the tenancy law of your state and help yourself other than arguing blindly. FYI, I practiced as a litigation lawyer for a year and now I've been into property law practice for 4 years. Tenancy terminates on the eve of the anniversary of the starting date, and not first day of the starting month.
PropertiesRe: What Is The Duration Of Annual Rent? by Ephort: 8:16am On Jul 16, 2017
eagleeye2:
I am not about to start an argument with you. If you know any property lawyer, you can reach out to him to educate you on this. I rent apartments and have been doing so for some years now.
Writing July 2017 to July 2018 is counting 13 months. If you do pay rents, you will notice that landlords hardly write July 14 2017 to July 13 2018. NO. They will rather write July 2017 to June 2018.
I'm a lawyer, and I tell you that any landlord that writes month without date is wrong. Tenancy is calculated by days not months. It expires on the "eve of the anniversary" of the date of payment. You may need to first know your right to be able to assert it. My current tenancy started form August 10, by August 9 this year, the rent expires. I'm not oblivious of some insane practices by landlords and property managers, but that doesn't change the law nor make it right.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Facts You Never Knew About The Nigerian Church by Ephort: 12:59pm On Jul 09, 2017
Statsocial:
Lol I am going to find out soon. But I don't believe all Pentecostal churches in Nigeria practice this. This is probably limited to the Living Faith and the churches it mentors e.g Dunamix, Daystar, Pastor Ibieyomie's church.
You discovery exercise may be futile, reason being that in Nigeria, churches open everyday and there is no database for the existing ones let alone the entrants. Secondly, most new churches are not registered, and as such, are legally not recognised as a body. Some churches have less than 10 members while some have no definite place of worship. Any estimated figure will definitely be flawed.
Car TalkRe: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Ephort: 12:01am On Jun 23, 2017
Lovely points
BusinessRe: Top 10 Strongest Currencies In Africa by Ephort: 5:47am On Jun 15, 2017
It's explorer again!! Nice one
PoliticsRe: Grass-cutting Contract: More Trouble For Suspended SGF by Ephort: 4:52am On May 03, 2017
Nice move
CultureRe: How Many People In Nigeria Speak Creole? by Ephort: 9:00am On Apr 27, 2017
We don't speak Jamaican type of creole. Most Nigerians speak pidgin English (which is peculiar). Just like the above poster said, many speak it as their first language.
I wish to know why you have such interest in Creole.
CultureRe: How Many People In Nigeria Speak Creole? by Ephort: 4:07am On Apr 27, 2017
Where are u from?
PropertiesRe: See What Tenants In Abia Were Asked To Bring To Bury Their Landlord (pictured) by Ephort: 7:52am On Apr 19, 2017
LordVoldemort:
What is the biggie here. This letter is from the president of the tenant association of the house to is co tenants.

1. First he made reference to the landlord's son in the letter.

2. Don't let the statement that let's bury our father confuse you. The landlord is a father figure to all so he is there father.
I believe you got it all wrong. That letter must have come from the family of the Landlord.
First, the captioned referred to the man as "Your Landlord". This means that the writer is not among the group the letter is addressed to. If not, it would have been "our landlord".

More so, take a second look at the last statement " to enable us bury our father". Tenants don't bury their landlord, family does. So the president of tenants Union could not have asked them to pay 'to enable them bury" the man.
Note also that the same place referred to him as our father, which you may say is figurative, but reading the entire sentence shows that the letter is from those who see him as father (family member) and addressed to his tenants.


This is pure exploitation. People have been using culture as ground for exploitation. Funny enough, these practices were not in place before. They were introduced by hungry and mischievous fellows.
Christianity EtcRe: Please What Does Jesus Mean In Matthew 15:8? by Ephort: 7:45pm On Apr 15, 2017
The same thing he meant when he said that not all that call me Lord, Lord shall see the kingdom of Heaven.
BusinessRe: Please Loan My Mom This Money. She Has Collateral. by Ephort: 12:04pm On Apr 12, 2017
Freak4achild:
Pls any idea on how to go about it, is it possible to access loans from banks that you don't have account with?
No, but you can open an account and access the loan forthwith. In this case, the bank would need your account statement from ur primary banker covering 6/12 months to determine your capacity (ability to repay). The amount is suitable for a short term facility, so I recommend microfinance bank. They are more friendly in their charges and processes. I worked in one before and will be of help if you so desire.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Become A Man For One Week, What Will You Do With It? by Ephort: 7:23am On Apr 12, 2017
Florblu:
Gonna dig the holes of the animashahun's with my rod and deep my rod into every Olosho's throat and choke them to death
Damn!
BusinessRe: Please Loan My Mom This Money. She Has Collateral. by Ephort: 7:21am On Apr 12, 2017
Why don't you access a soft loan from a bank, precisely microfinance bank/mortgage bank since you have a collateral.
HealthRe: 10 Reasons You Must Stop Eating Instant noodles by Ephort: 3:35pm On Mar 30, 2017
My babe needs this info. Indomie has taken over her. She doesn't mind finishing one carton of 40pcs in two weeks.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Ephort: 9:23pm On Mar 28, 2017
Bisa Kdei - Mansa. Shaggy ft. R. Kelly - Flex
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Submit My Teaching Job Application Letter by Ephort: 9:57pm On Mar 16, 2017
zabson:
in a file or in an envelope?
Envelope
SportsRe: Shocking: Senegalese U-20 Team Caught Breaking Strange Eggs In Their Hotel Room. by Ephort: 6:46am On Mar 15, 2017
That thing is not egg.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Witnessed A Tragedy At A Wedding? by Ephort: 10:37am On Mar 12, 2017
The only tragedy I have witnessed is when plates of rice were flying above my head with none dropping by, and when I went outside to urinate only for me to come back to discover that they have shared drinks past my seat without keeping for me.
EducationRe: When You are a Confirmed Olodo But Your Uncle Is The Oga At The Top by Ephort: 2:52pm On Mar 07, 2017
Valfrankie:
Have Spirit enjoyment!!! That should be for all those that wanna know what it feels like to have SEX WITH A GHOST! This guy's mouth is the grave of grammar gringringringringrin
Nah... 'have spirit enjoyment' simply means that they should enjoy the spirited wine he offered them instead of drinking only water. lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Black Cobra Killed This Morning by Ephort: 4:48am On Mar 07, 2017
See as e go fly enter front page
RomanceRe: How Do Foreign Girls Cope With Ghanaian Men? by Ephort: 3:54am On Mar 05, 2017
Hilarious

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