₦airaland Forum

DaBullIT:
We know people who think like this and they are always very irrelevant

During Buhari's campaign, did he attempt to assasinate himself ? No it was PDP and cohorts

When Boko haram started increasing their campaign, was that Buhari too ?? No it was PDP

Two months after Buhari was sworn in , In came Niger Delta Avengers , cutting our 1.2 million barrel daily output to 600,000 and even less through Pipeline vandalization , Was that APC OR BUHARI TOO ??


Ask Fayose why these things are happening , we still have his leaked confession to a PDP cabal , the bribery tape and the likes of them


So , next time you want to connect dots, remember people out here can connect dots too

I think you are missing the point, its party prymaries not Governor's Election.I think APC are trying to chose their flag bearer in the upcoming election.So what has PDP got to do with this? some times we need to use our number 6!

seunmsg:
Those things that looks like bricks are actually gas cylinders. The initiative was to provide 20million clean stoves for rural women. The contract was awarded for N9.2billion while N5billion was released by the ministry of finance for the project. Around 700,000 stoves was however delivered and abandoned inside the velodrome of the Abuja stadium. Nobody has been made to account for that scam till date.

but it was bought, so who was meant to distribute them or who where the recivers?

Kennydoc:
Please let's not give ourselves reasons to abuse ourselves here, alright. Let's be civil. Mind your words and the tone of your responses. I equally live in Europe, so let's not make any noise about that.

It's a big shame that you have stepped your feet outside Nigeria and still sound so rude and uncultured. I asked about how many airlines that take off and land in PH and Enugu. Did I say there are no international flights from both destinations? At least Ethiopian Airlines take off from and land at Enugu. Don't know much about how PH works, but I know there are few airlines from both destinations. I only know the volume of flights are not significant.
You would have simply made your point without being insultive.

Bross U know U know, if U nor know U nor know, You yab U yab all these plenty grammer U blow up there nah 4 ur pocket, the bottom line is you F up on this occasion simple.

Blue3k:
These guys are something else. Their browers must not come with search engines. I land in Port Harcourt when I'm traveling from Dallas. I have to connect to either Frankfurt or Paris. The sad thing is my final destination is Akwa Ibom. The state government erroneously calls that airport an international airport. I've search web and havent seen an international flight.

Im telling you, very embarassing, one of them is even talking about them live in Europe as if that has to do with anything for all I car you can live in the moon, but that does not change the fact that you was cluelless about whats going on in ur backyard.Yes i too go to frankfurt and join the big 747, this was how I knew you yanks go fru this root.Im very sure if the PHC have re-fuelling facility of which they stop at ABJ to do for 45 mins, they will get more patronage,I believe we will get there soon.do you remeber how the departure lounge use to look like?

zuchyblink:
U guys should pls use Una brain. The port is not open for everybody just for importation of petroleum products and exportation of cement by lafarge. The common man cannot import through there.

I have not been to calabar port but Im very sure you aint either,I have done containers fru Onne.
As we speak one cargo ship is at the port link here
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/data/?asset_type=expected_arrivals&columns=shipname,recognized_next_port,reported_eta,arrived,show_on_live_map,dwt,ship_type&recognized_next_port_in|begins|CALABAR|recognized_next_port_in=1163

Kennydoc:
What's the volume of imports thru Onne port? It doesn't even handle up to a tenth of the imports thru Tin Can Port, and that's even the most functional port in the South South. Much of the activities that happen at Onne are crude exports. The imports there are very limited.
Lagosians complain of congestion at Apapa axis, yet the NPA and the FG doesn't want to give a boost to other ports to free Lagos. Or you think that if the South East importers had their way, they still be importing thru Lagos and spend millions hauling the goods all the way to the South East?

Talking about Airports, which airlines take off and land in PH and Enugu for international flights? How many destinations outside Nigeria can you go to straight from both airports? Enugu was even Stella Oduah that upgraded it otherwise it would have remained a local airport.

you are an Embarrasment for people who seek to learn or earn info vis research!.
three big Airpiners land and take off from PHC internationaly daily 365 days of the year, I even arrived on a christmas day one time.I just weak at the lack of knowledge you guys potray on here, like seriously Im shocked to say the least! all you have to do is go on one of them booking sites ie lastminute.com,skyscanner.co.uk and pretend to book a flight from any EU country to PHC and see howmany flights comes up, go to PHC Airport @ 7pm daily and see for yourself. now Air france, KLM, and Lufhtanza currently ply that route daily from USA and the whole of the Eu and UK
PS Una nor get airfare to go Accra una go jst come here type lubish mtcheeeew

winnah:
what is the economy benefit of having only one functional seaport in a country like Nigeria.


if calabar and onne port in rivers state could be as functional as Lagos port.

can u picture the great economy benefit that will follow.

Plz send me your bank account, i can send you £50 so you can travel to Onne port and see 1st hand scontainer vessel as we speak bringing imports as we speak, young man you have the internet stop making yourself look stewpid on line,

tonididdy:
oga the idea of going into the real estate business is not one of quick cash unless you are willing to build and sell immediately. If you want a steady inflow of uninterrupted income is when you build to depend on rent.

You make mention of building a house for 40m , do you realise that same house can be built for 40m and sold immediately for 50-55m

so the idea behind building a house for rent or sale is of two choices.
-long time investment with uninterrupted income
-or instant profit although in some cases takes time to sell a house.

so do not get me wrong. imagine a 4x2 Bedfont as you said built into 10 units. That 6million annually. It's not an instant get rich venture , it's to keep the income coming in and for RiyadhGoddess it is the best business to venture into and she won't have to relocate to Nigeria.

You seem to retract from your ealier submision,you said build and rent not build and sell,I was attacking ur notion of build to rent hence I said it was rubish.Im not against build to sell rather your build to rent suggestion which I though was c=rubish!and this is a statement of fact.
To build and rent in Nigeria you might not live to begine recieving profit.The only way round that is free up equity in your built house for its true value for say after 10 years or at any term your bank agrees with you.Regards steady Income from house built waht do you mean by that? are you calling your capital as Income? or you adding profit on top of that?
if the lata was what you meant well its safe for me to say I wil keep my 40m in the bank and invest it in something else and get quick ROI.
Building and collecting rent is a no win biz in nigeria as there is no respective legislature to protect both parties ie tennants and landlord.I rather invest my money in pre ordered cars or import things that people cannot and could never do without in Nigeria and trust me there are a huge list to chose from,One just have to do due research and be on ground to know how to go about this cos loads of people just come on line to talk when in reality they do not have even 1% of such funds to add,it pays to stick ur money where ur mouth is then we know you mean business.

tonididdy:
my friend , I will advice you not to invest anything in Nigeria unless you want to go into the real estate business that is building and renting out houses anything else don't dare it since you are not in the country. If you can save up and build a 2bedroom flat into 4 or more units and put a family person in charge of enforcing rents are paid as at when due is the best and the rent goes straight to your account.

final.

wrong move, you will never get your money back in uilding and renting unless it was borrowed money not your physical cash. a 4x2 bed flat in high yield area may cost N600k/year max, now howmuch would such house cost to build? say N34 to N40m, minus land, howmany years are you going to wait b4 yu break even?

400billionman:
Haha haha bring home the 100million sir and you will be making Fifteen million yearly doing nothing

U know I have been reading your post, not once you have given any insight on what and how you tend to achieve taht ROI you are claiming,U know talk is cheap,Y not give us smthing tangeable to punder over, abi this your investment nor get name

pyx:
Which business? She should be telling lies about that, as far as i know nigerians don't pay taxes at all. She can come here to the States to do her business and expect to sleep her way out of IRS. They all (actress) make people to believe the proceed from the business is what they spent lavishly, well madam no one will concur with you except the babies, simply tell us market is not as usual.

We do not only pay taxes in Nigeria, we pay multiple taxes, the sure way nah to get one top military man as paddy or you are an influencial member of the ruling party in your LGA.if not your bills would be x3 of ur take home.Im talking frm xpirience.

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queenfav:
Lol @ To dey wash bathroom and toilet no easy at all.
Stay where u dey o.. Uhmm! Nigeria will frustrate your efforts to run a business. I know that first hand. Personally i don't pay tax. My business name is registered, but i don't even have a corporate account. I don't like stress at all biko. Even P. O. S, i no do o. My customers do bank transfer to me.My saving grace is that my shop is in a Police Officer's wives association plaza. Nobody like council or local government comes there to bill us. Even signboard fees people usually pay, i didn't pay a dime because that plaza has immunity from such bills. Since i paid my rent, the only thing i do is just buy my phed unit of N2000, do gotv subscription N1900 and am good to go for the month. Another thing that helps is to buy a prepaid meter. A nepa staff that buys hair from me gave me that advice. Those that are waiting for free one have already incurred bill that's times two or more of what they wud av used in buying a meter. I got mine 20000 and i thank God daily because nothing concerns me and phed again. If I exhaust my unit and decide to stay in darkness, nobody would harass me. Just do your due diligence well before moving to Nigeria to set up a business, it's just God that has been favoring me so far.

That's the best way to deal with Nigeria. If not they will lick ur Sugars turn salt, U pay N70k in taxes only N5k goes to got account, Imagine dem billing me N600k in PHC for my house, just to build house oh from LGA.The other day some of them came to my Mrs Biz premises to collect something that got to do with Stamps in PHC, anyway, I called my SARS link, the rest was history.

Parisfran:
Bros, you can do business in Nigeria and actually pay very little if you do the right thing.
Yes our own tax rate is high at 30%, but I'm sure you've heard of tax planning before.

If it's so bad, how come people are actually getting richer while doing business in Nigeria. Do you know you can actually settle most issues with just a letter?

cos some of them know man, I do Biz in 9ja,however like its been said here, the tax regime only favours certain class of people.

Parisfran:
It's not as bad as people are making it seem. The problem most people have is they dont want to pay for services.

In the US, even individuals pay accountants to help them with their taxes. The thing the tax authorities like here the most is actually an ignorant person, if you fall mugu ones, then that tax office will use you and meet target.
Another mistake is actually bribing them, if you do, they become more ludicrous.

U cannot compare the Nigerian taxes with that of the USA, we pay way too much taxes in 9ja and little or nothing to show for it,9ja is the HQ of multiple taxation.

frankmoney:
that's a lie taxes in the UK and other socialist countries are extremely high

Ok since you know about taxes in the UK, name 3 types of taxes an average worker pays in the UK?

Lakeside79:
They all started with political funds and government Monopoly and manipulated laws

Understand this there a separate laws for the rich and poor in Nigeria

The rich aren't forced to pay taxes as often as the poor do

very correct

Baroba:
Am not quite sure which one is higher since am not in Naija, but at least in western world you can see what your tax money is been used for..

Taxes are higher in 9ja than any western country

CyynthiaKiss:
And after her wedding anniversary in Nigeria, would she stay back home ?

for where, she no follow for the change government nah,See reason why boys dey relocate?

fecta:
Beta stay in Nigeria because tax in the US is worse

Lie. taxes are higher in Nigeria than any western country

Orubebe01:
Both of us are from the eastern part of the country. I want to visit her parents next week and that is going to be my first meeting with them, am confused on what to buy for them. Please kindly help your brother suggest the best thing to get for them. thanks.

Go there with a rare bottle and ask the gf to chose wrapper for the Mum, U r good to go. Also make sure you wadge the Kola

Bidobado:
Once, not anymore.

ahah if U know you know, let me start by this for every USA made car, I will give you two Uk made car, wanna try?

brodalokie:
There are teachers and there are teachers. We are living in the Bible program if you don't know. England is among the ten kingdoms that benefited from the demise of Roman empire, and foreran the New World, The United States of America. America's politics is built on two strengths (the beast has two horns) of which one is Religion.

Hahahah you guys wont seize to amaze lol

[quote author=Rachelsblog post=68101693]The Commander RRS Has exposed face of man named Tanko Lateef who killed his Boss in Lekki Lagos, Ran away with her Cash, Phones and other valuable, Since in 2016, But he was finally caught in his hideout in Taraba state..

According to the Commander Tanko Lateef has been on their wanted list, for his crime..

see his face below!


Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/man-kills-his-boss-in-lekki-runs-away.html#more


Cc; Lalasticlala


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confirmed killer but not in cuffs

brodalokie:
America now has them in abundance. Like i said they all worked to produce the US. After the demise of the Roman empire (PAGAN ROME) which was is represented by the iron leg of the image in king Nebuchadnezzar's dream, it divided into ten empires of iron and clay which England is one. Now iron and clay can't really stand, so all the powers these empires possessed was emptied into THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. They're cooperating. Both the US and NATO are one and the same thing.


THIS IS WHERE AMERICA WAS BORN TO TAKE OVER FROM NEBUCHADNEZZAR IMAGE

REVELATION 13
11 Then I saw another beast coming up out of the earth, and he had two horns like a lamb and spoke like a dragon. 12 And he exercises all the authority of the first beast in his presence, and causes the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. 13 He performs great signs, so that he even makes fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men. 14 And he deceives those who dwell on the earth by those signs which he was granted to do in the sight of the beast, telling those who dwell on the earth to make an image to the beast who was wounded by the sword and lived. 15 He was granted power to give breath to the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak and cause as many as would not worship the image of the beast to be killed. 16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

18 Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.
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666 has to do with trade (crude oil, gold and the mighty dollar)

ahahaha You have to bring Religion into it , where in your Bible does England figure??:@?Modern day civilization is not built on belief rather physical things you can feel and touch, Things imagined then produced. Even the so Preachers know this talking of reality not some passage or doctrine.

holuphisayor:
hmm, Chelsea gonna suffer if things don't change.

I doubt roman will fund their transfers this summer.

He will have to sell, cos his taxes would hit the roof. I see hard days ahead for Chelsea. No more new stadium.

brodalokie:
They were only foreran the coming of The New World (USA) via the spreading of English language. They didn't do the work alone. It is true, history has it that they had the best Navy when compared to the other powers (France, Portugal, Spain and Germany).

Even as we speak. they England Hold the Blue Print of the world. From ur TV to your Jet Engine to medicine.

Bidobado:
Very mad and badly advised too. They seem to huff and puff and show strength like America, but we all know that England is America's biatch.

Says who, it is not by making noise.do not forget this same England of less than 60Miliom people once ruled the world.

bigtt76:
Village People Network (VPN) at it again. Them just off the guy!

On a serious note, if you are based abroad and come visiting, avoid rushing to consume local food delicacies such as pepper soup, isiewu, nkwobi etc to avoid food poisoning. Not saying that's the cause of his death but do not fall victim. Also avoid all 'do it yourself' DIY at home to avoid electric shocks or life threatening injuries. Rip to the dead.

Death can come anywhere you partake in the above mention.Nah God we just dey put our hope!

Akinpelumusibau:
Noooooooooooooo, That is IPPIS which is majorly used by those in federal Health workers for now inwhich they received their Salary Alert latest by every 24th of the month. Gifmis is a different platform entirely

So how does it work?

Akinpelumusibau:
GIFMIS means Government Intergrated Financial Management Information System

How does it work ? Is it from govt purse to worker's bank account ?

Akinpelumusibau:
Oga please which one be direct payment in civil service salary payment? Am a civil servant and my salary is paid through GIFMIS. I guess maybe u are talking of IPPIS

Plz what is GIFMIS ?