₦airaland Forum

castrogee:
I thought this man has sense

Another reason you shouldn't trust these abokis. Regardless of party affiliations, they reason same way. Don't forget in a hurry what bala ahmed of bauchi said to his fellow pdp governor ortom despite the massacre witnessed by benue people through fulani incursion in benue. Na southern governors dey behave like fools, attacking each other. Abokis are ever united. When we open our nyansh here, they laugh loud at us. With all the probe threats on former zamfara governor by same matawale and bauchi governor bala Ahmed on his predecessor despite the obvious loots, did we hear anything again? They used to say after all, its government money e no dey finish. If we spend everything today, Allah would provide another tomorrow. Even though the myopic mentality is ruining their region already, they don't care when it comes to spending government money.

Until south learns how to be united, not even the so called secession would work. You can imagine ibos collaborating with my people, leaving this union would have been easy to come by but egoism and personal aggradizment of our leaders won't allow them achieve this. Had north all the resources we had down south, they'd not have waited this long before calling off the marriage with Nigeria. I surely know them for that. Why did you think they too were desperately looking for oil, spending so much money belonging to you and I on oil exploration but didn't do the same down south or Middle belt to explore more resources or minerals and our leaders were watching like mumu? This is another reason you and I must send all of them packing come 2023. They're only after their interests and not ours.

The guy seems too dull and inept to be governor

milann:
by going under the knife. She wan kill herself

lol

The police lied and said it was a known kidnapper from that region who did the act, instead of calling a spade a spade. We all know the people who would invade a village at the wee hour and unleash that kind of terror. Na lie dey destroy a nation, the Bible confirms it. No wonder Nigeria is like this today.

milann:
but that's dangerous. She could die in the process

how

Fake bandits. The real bandits can't be sighted, laye!

Jestin:
Oga I grow up in midst of girls so forget abt those fake laughter in public. Have you u see where girls gather to gossip abt broke boys?

you're right but we're talking of humorous guys here not the broke ones

At times , I wonder if these guys are human beings or beasts

Heterodox:
Very rare and rare is not the same thing. You alluded the former, which in every case is a fallacy.

that doesn't change the fact that rare ( be it very rare or just rare) is not the same as non-existent . Its a simple grammar.

In how many homes would you have or find such a match?

Jestin:
If you like , go dey mumu urself all in the name of being funny in front of any girl without cash in ur pocket.

Na lie. I remember in my undergraduate days, there's this guy called Babatunde. Even if you were in a bad mood, once he released a word, you'd be forced to laugh out loud. Girls flocked around this guy alot. He didn't have a farthing to give rather, pretty babes would bring food, money, even fight to sleep in his room. One day I asked him guy, which juju you dey use nah, make you dash me some. I need to be supplied free food too nah...I asked jokingly. In his humorous style, he opened his mouth wide...that alone made me laugh...meaning na only mouth him get. There are guys like that who are naturally blessed with a sense of humour

Yea. If you're ugly but humorous, you'd date and take home the most beautiful girl. They love guys who crack jokes and make them laugh

Heterodox:
My younger sister and I were born on the same day.

Our first and last born were born on the same day.

It's not rare.

being rare isn't same as non-existent but means...though it happens but not always the case. My friend and son were born same day. I've also seen 2 siblings sharing same birthday. This rarely happens except its medically planned as I explained earlier.

HeRulesMen:
Wow. Wonderful. How him dey do am?

It's possible through CS. It's very rare with natural delivery. They can induce the baby and the woman would fall at labour, then medics would carry out a CS on her.

When has the land mass equated high population? Kano and fake population claim no be today. Lagos would swallow kano anyway. Na only land kano get

bolaayenimo:
I can see where Obaseki and sports minister are hiding the money

stomach lol. On a more serious note, naija dey very broke.

yanabasee1:
What is actually happening?


Is the country heading to a break up?


Why are we having too much blood flow this recent days?


What's really the problem?


It's either Gunmen or bandits or kidnappers or Herdsmen or Boko Haram....

Anarchy has set in already. It's obvious. The governments are at their wits end. Only God can determine the existence of this country in the next decade. Nigeria is turning Somalia. There's so much injustice in the land. No employment and where there's one it's done codedly to favour a particular tribe . My people are saying they want to go, there's boko haram fighting to declare a caliphate in the north, middle belt has separated from the north to form middle belt Forum, Niger delta too are agitating to leave. South East wants to leave, We haven't been so divided as a nation and i blame it on our selfish leaders. Sad

triple996:
kanu's brothers sabotaging Nigerian army

please can you tell us his name since you know the tribe he belongs? For your information, those who left the NA last year were mainly northerners and my people. One of them is known to a relation in ibadan. You have no idea what these guys go through. Believe all the eye service parade the new COAs is exhibiting with bullet proofs on his chest as seen on channels tv at your peril. Stop spreading ethnic hate jare

Zoom meeting kee una there

Not new to new. Its a norm up north

femi4:
I don't think Nigeria is on the list

We only exist on paper bro. They only remember Nigeria when terrorism, corruption and poverty are being talked about

Good evening all. It's pertinent to note that, in view of the pronouncement by the minister of interior to grant amnesty to escaped inmates, some of them have already returned. Whereas, this vsgue pronouncement was suspicious and shouldn't be misconstrued for freedom or reduction in the jail term or punishment for which they were imprisoned. Rather, it means a any inmate who willingly returns to the correctional centre wouldn't be charged for a fresh offence of breaking the jail....could we say our government isn't deceptive in this mannar? This is one of the reasons the masses have lost hope in the government. It would take eternity for our leaders to build this already broken shield of trust.

This interpretation, according to Governor Hope Uzodinma on Politics Today on channels tv a few minutes ago, would discourage the remaining escaped inmates from returning. We need a government who can walk their talk. We will get there someday. God bless naija.

They keep saying Nigeria must not be plunged into anarchy, when the country is already in the state of anarchy. Never has this happened in the history of Nigeria to see people burning police stations and prison yards, setting prisoners free, kidnapping and slitting people's throats open like goat, invasion of schools and kidnapping scores of students openly. It was chibok girls case we heard, which made Nigerians fume and send Jonathan packing for the perceived ineptitude,
not knowing his case would be like someone doing press up, compared to what would happen under an ex-soldier-led administration Nothing more than anarchy has set in already. We will never forget

Village people have prevailed on the returnees, chaee

This people and their weird cultural practice. But if they say there's an osu in oyinboland, they'd rather die than not marrying them. Yeye

We knew all the endorsement brouhaha was propelled by the Tinubu's loyalists camp, just because he paid an unavoidable visit to afenifere on the demise of the pub Secretary. Awon alailopolo alatęnujé. Tinubu is a betrayal of trust he shonned the same afenifete who worked out his ticket as senator and 2-time governor of lagos for years.

He had suddenly forgotten those who washed and decorated him with white apparel when he was nobody. I doubt if he knew he would ever need them again, now that the hausa fulani he's been hobnobbing with have deserted him openly He even called the group names at some point. He ain't seen nothing yet

olatuns2017:
It's only people who have hustle in these countries can give valid opinion on this matter

moreso,

if you are unemployed in Nigeria or doing Yahoo (lazy youths) your opinion on this will always be invalid!

Exactly. Hustlers would always differ.

America is only good for schooling and exploring opportunities. I'm a living testimony. All I've achieved to the glory of God, I couldn't have boasted of, had I stayed put in the USA. The plot of land where I built my smart home in lagos is in millions yet, I have a friend who had been living in the USA legit for 15 years after I had left, but can't afford that kind of land talkless of building on it. He's even faced with lots of family responsibilities now, to make the matter worse. Shooling is free yet there some bills you can't skip on your children while schooling

The OP didn't even mention the cost of gas ( which we call petrol). It's crazy.

If you're unemployed and you live in Nigeria, you would definitely prefer to relocate to America. But if you have a unique vision and idea, Nigeria is the best place to actualize it. Forget the government, they can never satisfy people's needs, even if they can afford to feed Nigerians 3 times everyday.

Nigeria beta pass.

What happens are realities as you get to see the full behaviour of each other, no perfect marriage. Manage and tolerate each other. You cannot get all the attributes you're expecting from your spouse. My advice

Except village people haven't completed their task on them would they make that mistake of returning. I trust the majority if them go don japa. They should relocate to a far place, start their life afresh, be well-behaved and fear God. By the time they spend up to 15 years outside their domain, the case would have been long firgotten. They don't even need to go back home.

Our mumu youths would still vote them in 2023 all in the name of sentiments

donbachi:
When u dey open ur legs,u no call nigerians to help u fix ur legs.."married baby daddy".

I don't know why mods would allow this kind of comment to be allowed here. Marriage matters are not for teenagers. You should have kept your mouth shut since you didn't have any meaningful thing to say . Mods, pls take note of a nasty comment like this pls

He must have had lots of plans ahead of 2023 . They're busy consulting on who would be president in 2023 amid a volatile and insecure atmosphere in Nigeria where the masses are being slaughtered like ram, but many of them don't even know they wouldn't even witness 2022 . Rip to him