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NYSC Certificate.

Since after I use am snap pictures on POP day, quite useless.

INEC Certificate of Return that was presented to Governor Emeka Ihedioha of Imo State

Mine is Junior WAEC

What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

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emmasoft:
The NASD platform is not liberalized like the main NGX. Investors can't trade directly on the NASD platform you have to send your order to your stockbroker to be executed when there is availability of the stock. The NASD is not a very active platform so trade execution there is very slow compared to the main board. The majority of the deals in NASD are by cross deals or you just have to be patient. 95% or more of the investors in NASD are long-term players or owners, They hardly sell. I know someone that wish to buy ASL for up to two months now he's yet to get a seller.
It's even not all stockbroking firms that play NASD.

List the stockbroking firms that play NASD.

Which is more important? The Course you studied, or School where you studied?

RALPHOW:
Guys, just pray that God bless your hustling.
No place like Nigeria.

Dey play

Jostoman:
it is only gullible that will not know the dirty game hope is playing in imo state.

Keep on deceiving yourself

Originalsly:
I watched a documentary on the US visa officers and how they make decisions on granting visas. I was surprised to learn that they are not mere clerks taking the applicant through a routine question and answer checklist. They are trained in psychology.... to read minds ... to read gestures ... to recognize nervousness ... and a whole lot of stuff that will answer one question.... is the applicant likely to return? For instance... if asked " do you know anyone in the US? ... the instant answer should be yes/no ... and if followed by what is the relationship? ... the response should be instant. If there is hesitation .... red flags are up .... it is not something you need to think about. If one is telling the truth... then whatever question is posed the response will be instant. What is your name? .... how old are you? ... what year were you born?.... you can't answer instantly... the interview been already over and visa denied. If one tells the truth ... to you it may not be what you think they want to hear ....it will give you a better chance of having a visa than if you lie or show up with crammed answers.

True?

I want to relocate to Niger Republic. Asylum werey.

I need this format

The US and Canada are often sympathetic to asylum applicants claiming to be fleeing their home countries due to sexual orientations. Hence, Nigerians, who claim to be gay, lie and present fake documentation to US authorities, to create a false impression that they fled Nigeria, to avoid “public execution” because of their sexual orientation.

LETTER TO USA EMBASSY, TO SEEK FOR ASSYLUM (FAKE LETTER)

“I am gay, and I fled Nigeria, to avoid “public execution”, because of my sexual orientation. I was caught having sex with my boyfriend in a hotel. A waiter who wanted to serve me breakfast in my hotel room, had opened the door without knocking, and caught me having sex with a man. The waiter screamed and called hotel security, which detained us, and called a local ‘community security’ group, to report the incident. The security group tied me and my boyfriend, by our hands and legs, threatened to kill us for committing an ‘abomination,’ and took us away. For the next 6 hours, the group beat us with sticks, and metal rods, spit on us, threw sand in our eyes, and yelled anti-gay slurs. The beating caused me to bleed, and eventually scar. I was taken to a detention centre, from which I escaped. I then travelled to a distant town, where I was treated for my injuries at a hospital, with the help of a stranger. After recovering, I contacted my mother, who told me that the Nigerian police, had come looking for me at my home. She also told me that the leaders of my village had asked her to turn me in, because I had committed an abomination, and should be put to death. My mother met me at a bus stop the next day, gave me clothes and money, and told me to flee. I then got visa and travelled to the United States. Based on the Convention Against Torture, which the USA is a signatory to, my life would be at risk, if I am sent back to Nigeria, so I am applying for and requesting that you grant me permanent asylum in the United States of America.”

Below is a transcript of the notice for Public Execution of me, that was written by the “Council of Traditional Rulers” of my local community, back there in Nigeria, and which was sent to my mother and other family:

“In accordance to our traditional code of conduct, your son has committed an offence under Section 2, Paragraph C, which states that: Any citizen of this community, found practising homosexuality, bisexual, trans-gender, or any other related sexual act, must be subjected to public execution. Your son was caught practising this act, and apprehended, detained for public execution, but he escaped. Henceforth, his mother, and five other members of his family, have immediately been banished, and ordered to leave the community, until your son surrenders himself, for ‘public execution’.”

Signed,

Council of Traditional Rulers

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/investigationspecial-reports/613012-investigation-how-desperate-nigerian-seeking-asylum-lied-to-america.html

Only those who have Innoson cars as their personal vehicles they bought with their own money, have any right to talk. Others should please Shut The Bleep Up.

Tinubu writes Senates, seeks approval for military action against Niger

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/tinubu-writes-national-assembly-seeks-approval-for-military-action-against-niger-coupists/

Investors, take cover ooo

International Breweries...

https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/international-breweries-records-n21-28-billion-loss-in-three-months/

https://thewhistler.ng/international-breweries-posts-n113-1-billion-loss-in-over-5-years/

pizapato:
NB looking like it

Cadbury has already hit that target today.

By Monday, we wait to see Cadbury at N15.20

Mfunkynation:
Hallelujah!
This month Will be GOOD 🙂
so no Dollar price information again

Any link to Nairaland platform that discusses only about foreign exchange rate at the black market?

Today, expect to see Cadbury at 13.95. and Nigeria Breweries at 45.95.

Not an advice to Buy, Sell or Hold.

Suddenly NB and Cadbury has started going up again. It is good I did not sell them off when it went down down to massive loss.

Any reason behind their turn around?

Nigeria Breweries...

Fuel subsidy removal

Lay man analysis


Increase in cost of fueling company vehicles and machineries

Increase in cost of distribution Vis a Vis Logistics costs

Increase in cost of marketing and promotions

Decrease in sales and marketing activities

Increase in staff remuneration leading to increase in cost of overhead

Increase in remote operations with its advantages and disadvantages on efficiency and effectiveness

Reduction in staff strength vis a Vis Mass layoffs leading to increase in Burnouts, and lower productivity, amidst low morale.

Etc etc


Bad reports do not just occur on paper. It is often a reflection of the ongoings at the day to day life of the company.

Whoever owns that dog, deserve to be killed. Imagine the rubbish.

House34:
Madam,how do you later reslove ur issue??

Permit to Work granted by IRCC. Thanks

So this man lives at Colorado Street? No wonder...

Standard Alliance Insurance wins court case. Set to return to stock market?

Candidlady:
For sense/IQ you had dvck instead

The picture below was the kinda hairdo ihad last before going to cut my hair..

The man that cuts me cos it is home service we often go on break.. ihate sitting for long hours

One of the reasons Idont opt for crazy hairdo that will make me sit on a chair for over two hours

So yaro it got nothing to do with been broke

As if you are not still broke

Afrinvest website is messing up my stock trading.

GSK dividend received finally...

Afrinvest website is still not working