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onyinye2:
yeah 50 divided by ten

Na you get your mouth.     I'm in love, thats all that matters. Atleast I'm completing someone. lol


@ ALL

With or without love, Y'all need a partner.

If you are lucky like me (that is those with love), go for it, If not go for fyne boi/girl and protect yourself with a condom and a PRE-NUPT.

Goodnight, and nice chatting with yall.  

onyinye2:
@ esss
whatevers we shall see how long this thing you call a relationship lasts. *cough 2 months cough*

NNe O'gini??

Wetin I do you?? Anyways we been dating for three years now, so I'm pretty sure about the next 50years.

stillwater:
I'll keep trying until I conquer. As they say, try, try and try again!!!!!!  

Better grab an Aliyah CD, put the track "Try Again" on, and put the damn thing on replay cos you'll be at it for a long time.

onyinye2:
@ esss
we shall see what the future holds. I wouldnt be surprised to see you with the person you deserve. A MONKEY!!! lol

Too bad hun, I'm already in love with the greatest and luckiest (cos. dating a fyne boi like me is not beans) woman on earth. And yes I do deserve her.  

onyinye2:
If god sends me the sign that the man that i am with should be my husband i will know it. I will feel it in my heart, soul, and body.

What sign?? He shows up in a maybach, dressed to kill with all the right accesories, with a bumper sticker saying "this is the sign you been waiting for".

PUUHLEEEEEEEZZEEE

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=140002.msg2340646#msg2340646 date=1212719009]You deserved to be bitten. . . . .
PRE-NUP my ass!!!!![/quote]PRE-NUP!! Gods gift to married couples.

madamkoko:
@onyinye2
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Personally, I do not believe that [b]God sends people husbands,  we all have choices and we choose our mates.

maybe through DHL

toyinrayo:
And who said it was a man's world?
c'mon, wake up and smell the coffe

I did.
Just smelt the coffee and it smell just like my favorite. Expresso, black with no cream or sugar.

jennykadry:
@madamkoko
a man at 70 go fit still marry woman,and even impregnate her,but tell me, how is a womans life after menopause?

we can't continue comparing ourselves wt them men,men no get problem atall,na we women get problem

women age faster than men,our body systems goes down faster than that of men,time does not wait for a woman,that is y is better to act fast when the sun is out before its too late

If you never expire yet, I fit come grab you now o!!        

4 Him:
no be only hell no, add heaven yes join am. bush woman.
marriage is also the focus of a man's life, but since we are spoilt for choices maybe we take things too easy. women are the ones who have a clock ticking.

See the bottom foe the expiration date, cos the date of manufacture is hardly ever correct.

madamkoko:
According to James Brown, "But it ain't nothing without a WOMAN"

Keep telling yourself that. You just lost about 5 minutes reading this post.  

jennykadry:
4him has said it all,a womans clock keeps ticking

And marriage should be a focus in a womans life,no woman wants to end up alone,forget all this thrash they r all saying,every woman wants a man beside her,let them argue all they want,but its d simple truth

This is one of those moments when I wish I could hug you and give you a kiss. Please tell them the truth all women hate to hear.

stillwater:
Hell No!!!!!! Unless it's also the focus of a man's life then I'll agree to that statement.

not necessarily. thats why IT IS A MANS WORLD>

dunno. a bit of both never hurts.

@ negro where do you get your weed from bro?? cos that must be some really good shit.

4 Him:
marriage should be the focus of a woman's life. Na the koko be that. Argue all u want.

thank you sir.

madamkoko:
I just think that Nigerian parents should not raise their daughters to think that their life is unimportant, unfufilling, just because they're not married or don't have a man.

Thats why they spend so much money rasing you. To grow up and get married and settle down and and have a family an Identity, a life.

madamkoko:
Most women are smart, brilliant, and yes not all are pretty, not all can give birth.

That is secondary. Get a man first. The rest will be added in due course.

madamkoko:
Yes, Marriage has its own purpose. And with that law of supply and demand, not everyone is supposed to be married. Not enough men to go around anyways and theres enough competition BUT women's life is much more important than for it to be defined by whether they have a man or not.

Sweetheart, this is africa. A woman without a husband, no get say for community o!! You may be God, but if you are not "in husband house", my dear nothing for you. I dont know for how long you've been abroad, but I believe you should stop watching Oprah, shes bleeping your mind up. I family without a child (esp. a male child) in africa is not complete, A woman without a husband is not complete, A man without a wife?? It doesnt matter.

Ndipe:
@ Topic

If Jesus ever fell sick while He was on earth, what would he have used?

I don die with laff. which person oikin write dis thing??

ask for the rest, dem don poof since.

madamkoko:
@ Esss

hopefully your daughters don't create threads like this.

God no go gree bad thing. By the ages of 21 - 28, dem go dey man house, dey bear ehn name, dey carry ehn childrens. All girls wey don big, go school, get work must marry. Even sef bible talk am sumwhere.

How I go leave my gril pikin for house, so tey she start to expire?? Na me go marry am??

madamkoko:
No, we don't all have to marry. And I don't really believe in marriage.

But I think that Nigerian girls are raised up to think that their life is never complete without a MAN.

No matter the education or money a girl has. She is not complete without a man.

How them raise you abeg?? How can you be complete without a man?? See wetin make my daughters no go dey watch all dem Oprah and Ellen shows. See how pikin dey support bad thing. how you no go marry??

My dear a women without a man is not complete. Simple and short.

See mallam saying someone isnt decent.

what is decent about you?? I've had the misfortune of reading most of your posts and I'm yet to find what justifies you to accuse other of indecency.
This is the world wide web, where you can be superman, a LovePeddler, a gentleman, a brat, you name it. So on what are you basing this indecency allegation?? Abi we dey big brother here??

free matter jare, you just wan finf the babe mouth, then take style start war.

mallam musa don come again.

Shell leave wetin?? Dem dey kampke. na so dem dey leave oil blocks?? Wait make push come to shove na then we go know whats up.

madamkoko:
@ ikamefa

I dón't think that its desperation, it probably more of pressure from family members, embarassment that other friends are getting married and they're not and such. Time is passing them by now.

Yes it is.

Look under the tin, the product will soon expire. If not consumed before fourty, please dispose off in the trash.

huh!!

4 Him:
when she was 21 she no gree us now she's crying. boohoo.

He who laughs last married first ,      

My dear they should marry the next avaliable guy they find o! On like men, women have a faster expiration date. When once those wrinkles start showing, their market value drops like the price of bad stock on the stock exchange. Men can afford to go on till the age of 40 and still be marketable. This whole love thing is way over-rated. No prince will come riding on a white horse from far far away. It's either you grab the one which you have now or wait for the second coming.

whats the idea behind this thread??        

baby4u2:
@freelance. I just want to know one thing. what is the problem with them bringing in auditors? Like lady said and i would say there needs to be accountability. Fashi the name they give accountants these days. Auditors are to make sure the money collected and disbursed are properly accounted for. Is that one now wrong? this is not the first time churches have been attacked on this religion thread about money. Again i will say like i said before if you feel your money is being used inappropriately keep it to yourselve and don't give to the church. Afterall you have to have an understanding of giving in the first place because if you are just giving because you believe its offering time you are deceiving yourself. Your offering should be a point of contact to God. Its for you to benefit and not others, when you give pray over it ask for what you want. If the church likes they should steal it, use it for things other than the work of God, na their own business, Your own is settled in heaven.
Even unbelievers believe in giving. If you believe your church has become nigerian government find the right one.

Yes o, I agree. But still I cant sit down and watch a pastor squander my had earned money all in the name of God. No be like say God dey actually chop the money, na pastor. People for church never chop, meanwhile pastor wan build 35billion naira church (Vanity upon vanity).

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=28953.msg2338784#msg2338784 date=1212686267]Wow, I would have loved to hear his defence of it. Do you know where I can get more info on this please?


I am so glad the priests at Catholic churches are answerable to someone. I for one know find it easy to talk to my priest when I feel he's done something unpleasant. I also like that he is humble enough to accept his mistake and apologise and repent of it.

Accountability is needed[/quote]I dare any Mountain of fire member to disprove me. I'll check if they have a website.

gentledove:
no long thing my dear. its all a game. ok, i no dey pray make you get AIDS again but desist from such act. i am not preaching o. enjoy your day ESSS. ciao ^{see how i am blowing you kisses, no hard feelings right??}

It's all good dear. No hard feelings.

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=28953.msg2338664#msg2338664 date=1212684823]WHAT?
WHY?

Aren't there enough buildings in the world?

Please tell me you just made this up.[/quote]I swear it. I was totally shocked. And the poor mofo with whom I saw it with was seriously defending it.

Could I suggest some cool names

SURNAME; Ezra, Nicodemus, Lazarus

FIRST NAME; Obediah, zacchues, nebucchadenezar

these are cool chistian names