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[quote author=ruky_ivy link=topic=141441.msg2362208#msg2362208 date=1213225936]@UCHE

YEA I TINK D MARRIAGE IS GOIN FINE
WENT THERE 2 VISIT DEM ONCE B4 I CAME OVER 2 D UK
NA BABY D GIRL DEY CALL AM SEF[/quote]WTF!! How that guy use resemble baby?? Na wah o! Abeg give me the guy number make ehn introduce me give ehn native doctor, cos ebi like say my babe fit change mind soon.

sheniqua:
Ruky please tell me he owns a construction company or a brick making factory.
I cannot imagine that girl marrying a man that carries bricks at a construction site with torn knickers,eating mamaput and drinking pure water at breaktime.
That's the image I have in my head

What do you want to hear?? Hard hat and steel toe wearing brick layer that works a 9 - 5 job, with a company car and driver that eats lunch at Mr. biggs and tantalizers and belongs to a union with an I.D card??

My dear the picture in your head is what it is. best believe. Look at the dude FFS.

debosky:
where bricklayer find money do traditional wedding and oyibo wedding sef?

PS - one or two pastors messing up doesn't mean you should condemn them - the people who submit to such instructions are to blame - we all have the Spirit of God inside us as Christians, and you will answer for your life in the end, not the pastor. If you receive a 'vision' or instruction from the pastor that you believe (after seeking God's face personally) is NOT in line with the true will of God for your life, please do not follow it.

Dude pray those fraudstars dont get you men. they'll milk you dry then use you for suya. Brain-washing is a terrible thing. But this one na JUJU. Brain-washing cant achieve such miraculous results. Fine girls no dey fall mugu like this, especially not for brick-layers.

DaPhoenix:
Yeah. Who's got a gun?

Screw guns mens!! That guy needs to pay for crossing the boundaries. Stealing such a beauty from us young guys. He needs to be totured first then put down. That will send a message to all brick layers who are thinking of doing the same.


See how that guy just damage the fine girl family tree.

NNe that babe is beyond one-daful.

See racket wet brick layer land O!!

If I marry wor-wor babe with all my degrees then I Bleep up.

In short this girl problem started in a church so she needs spiritual solution, Make dem carry her go the nearest crusade, retreat or total experience for immediate deliverance and restoration.

Kia!!

See the guy eye dey shine like e'qui-qui (owl), ehn no fit believe say the juju wey ehn use knack the girl work. I dey suspect say na akwa ibom man be that.

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=141441.msg2362110#msg2362110 date=1213224188]Who knows. . . .
A nice looking dude might have approached her before but due to her shakaras and yangas,
she might have lost him hence hitching herself to this ugly dude!!
You'll never know what you have until you lozeeee it. . . .so they say!
Let her enjoy her husband. . what me God has joined together. . .Let no chickenheads put asunder!!! [/quote]My dear, this is juju. plain and simple. I can tell juju marriages when I see one.

none. but if a gun were put to my head and i had to make a choice or die, I say, , pull the trigger.

NNA, Ndi AMA JEHOVAH di egwu!!

Even chineke a'diro in support of this union.

You sure say that babe no chop sumtin wey she no suppose chop??

Because I dey suspect okuko (foul) sumwhere in the system.

The way wey oil and water no dey fit mix, na so this babe and that guy no suppose marry.

Brick layer kwa!! Oburo di civil servant!! No pension!!

Anyi ga kpo kwa inka gini biko nu? Tufikwa. Orbu go di ogwu sef!!

donkay:
Ess, read this piece well! u don't seem to understand it

What's there to understand again??

She does not want to commit, abi?? She has your interest and hers at heart. I doubt your family will consent to your union giving the difference in their ages. you are just 21, a gaullible age if you ask me. You cant tell your left from his right. She prolly just trying to protect herself. She prolly doesnt even see you in the same light. Just give yourself some time, you still have a lot of growing up to do man.
Just cos she says she loves you, dont mean nuttin. I know of a 28 year old chick who ws doing a 23 year old dude, and the boy taught he had found julliet but she always told me that she knows it's not leading anywhere. Get all the experience you can my guy from this chick and get your act togerther.

I'm sure it's you who might kill yourself and not her.

@ Ruky

Abeg gve me the address of the church, I swear say I go help you do wetin una suppose do since.
See waste of fine girl. I know say I no fine o! but that guy wor-wor, no be lie.
I no know them o! but You can see say them no match.

KIA!! that guy now go dey feel like obasanjo with that fyne girl.

@ Poster

The babe dey pity you. She don reason the waka, look am say na you go loose so she just no wan do wetin go make people talk say she dey wicked small pikin.
and 21 is a young age. just chill hommes and see how things play out. I bet you in a couple of years you'll be singing a different tune.

jennykadry:
so Esss u no dey read bible again

My dear no need. I already know wetin dem write inside. How noah born country abi na planet.

sheniqua:
You better go back to church before you go carry ogbanje wife

What shall it profit a man if he marries pastors choice and looses his peace of mind, money, health, life and soul.

[quote author=ruky_ivy link=topic=141441.msg2361990#msg2361990 date=1213221961]@Esss

bro i feel your pain
no be only u d tin dey vex
anytime i see my cussys pics
i ponder over aw we wasted
such a pretty jewel[/quote]My dear no dulling. Make she contact the nearest lawyer divorvce the guy kiakia. Wetin sef. Even though she be second hand, person go still marry her as long as say she still fyne.

He just said it's over in french.

sheniqua:
You get other issues beyond the thread.

No o!! Just say the thing dey vex person.

@ Topic

Question; What do women value most in men

Answer; In order of decreasing importance

1. Money
2. Cash
3. Cheese
4. Pepper
5. Ego
6. Owo
7. Kudi
8. Monniare
9. Doe
10. Have I already said money?? O.k sex.

We live in a bleeped world.
People give their pastors so much veto powers over their lives it's amazing.
I saw a vision! The lord revealed it to me! the spirit ministered to me!
Talk about brain-washing.
I have a hot slap waiting for the person that the lord will reveal shit bout me to.
I was caught up in that bull some time ago, but NO MORE.
It goes beyond just life partners o! Even finances, how to dress, what to eat, how to live, where to work, How many kids to have, the list goes on.
I just sit in church and laugh at all them suckers.
Africans are just too chicken to make decisions on their own for fear of the unknown. That way they have someone to blame for their Bleep ups. "It's the lords doing", "it's the will of God", "As the lord wills". Wat a load of horse manure.


I dont read the bible no more, so I wouldnt know what book it was written at, but I know there is sumtin in there that says; "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing, and obtains favour from God". Not he whom God/pastor finds a wife for.

Dumb asses.

HELLS NO

I will remain Naija in peace or war.

Where else in the world can I get such peace of mind??
Where else in the world can I drive 60km/h on a 10km/h road and not get pulled over by the cops??
where else can I eat good quality garri and soup ( and not live on fries).
Where in the world can you fly okada
Where in the world would I get my PHC bole' and fish.
Why would I leave a place where I am King and go to a place where I'm just another Nigger.
Why would you want to switch the beauty of life in Naija for life in Germany.

I know Naija is not perfect (in fact it's screwed up big), but thats what makes it Naija. The bad things that happen in this country is what gives us the unique identity for which we are known the world over.
Why drop my Igbo language for that german crap.
You'll never be a german, nor an American or whatever you call it. You will always be known as an Immigrant, african american, Black community, colored people, Niggers, you know the names. Here you are known only as igbo, yoruba or hausa (Nigerian), not black nigerian, not coloured nigerian, not african nigerian but Nigerian.

Why be tolorated abroad when you are Celebrated at home.

In peace or War, PDP or ANPP, Yaradua or Atiku, I remain Nigerian. PROUDLY NIGERIAN

@ Onyinye

Two boys?? So dem no go fit pursue you from husband house abi??

@ Topic

I don't like it for the following reasons

1. Cost of raising kids these days are too damn high.
2. One kid is trouble, let alone two. who will stay up all night with them??

@ Poster

Just play "Thong song" by sisqo for you mum, sure she'll understand.

I love them beads. That stuff is kinda cool esp. when you are doing grown up stuff.

It's a turn on for me.

Thanks for the encouragement. But you guys have already planted the seed.

I've really given the whole thing alot of thought and I'm pretty scared. Not because I think shes gonna cheat, but she just might call me one day and call it quits. My world will just collapse. How do I start all over again?? I'm even thinking of moving with her just that it would not be convinient at all. And what are the chances that she wouldnt find someone else who will give her more than I have to offer. She means more than I can tell you guys and this is real talk. If I tell her not to go then I'll just be plain selfish and I doubt she'll even listen to me.

Omo life is a real bitch. On a scale 1 to 100, what are tha chances of a long distance relationship surviving. I'm not talking bout lagos port-harcourt relationship o!! I'm talking bout trans-atlantic. I need something to reassure myself that it is going to be alright.

Now I'm really freaking out.

This isnt encouraging at all. My girlfriend will be moving away for about a year and half, we have been dating for about three years. So does this mean the end??
Nobody even try support the long distance waka.

Kia!! I'm finished be this. Shes my yesterday, today and my tomorrow. I'm keeping hope alive on this one.

This one na issue too?? Why you no go tell woman sorry??

Na Sin?? Abi na Abormination??

See wetin training pikin for area dey cause?? Wetin go even make you reason this kind topic?? Woman dem be slave??

Even small pikins dem sef, wen you do dem bad, you must to tell dem sorry, talk less of woman.

Na wah O!

onyinye2:
@ esss
you are saying that you are an emotional guy

yes o! I just front as being hard and unemotional. But if you flog me, I go cry.