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ikamefa:
use your tongue to count the number of teeth you've got

Number one states and I quote;
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.[/quote]So all I did was tell the truth. Or would you rather have me lie to you??

When it comes to graphics and commentary, FIFA is really good. But after that, Nothing else. PSE has always had an outstanding gameplay. Konami's PSE and winning eleven are the best soccer games on any console. I wouldnt buy nor play FIFA even if were free.

ikamefa:

^{the post was directed to you and esss}

What did I do??

you

[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.[/quote]In your dreams.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.[/quote]Who cares
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]3. Don't say you understand when you don't.[/quote]Even you dont understand yourself most of the time.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest![/quote]No she isnt. I'l drop her for beyonce, J-lo, Mariah Carey or Shakira anyday.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.[/quote]I really couldnt care less about that shit. Just dont use it as an excuse to piss me off.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.[/quote]Too much sweet is bad.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.[/quote]Not always true.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.[/quote]Atimes it does matter (not just to hoes). A girl has got to be satisfied.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.[/quote]You dont like Mr. small either.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.[/quote]Atleast the car impresses you
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.[/quote]You just might be my next ex-hoe
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.[/quote]Nope. Its good to act sensitive sometimes.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.[/quote]Why should I appologize when I didn;t do nothing?? Not happening
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.[/quote]How bout you be spontaneous and start cooking and cleaning the house.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.[/quote]Then you must really need therapy
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]16. We are DrAmA queens.[/quote]And I am the king of Queens
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]17. Fashion police do exist.[/quote]And father christmas is also real.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.[/quote]And don't tell me you didn't cum if you ain't satisfied find a vibrator.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.[/quote]Neither do we care about haircare products, nails, fashion, make-ups and other stuffs you and your friends gossip about
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]20. Hugs and kisses! must be given at all times.[/quote]And you should be ready for sex at all times too.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.[/quote]Muhahaha yeah right!
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.[/quote]Keep telling yourselves that
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.[/quote]who cares??
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.[/quote]You cant fight nature. It must take its course.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)[/quote]And dont compare us to brad pitt (You dont stand a chance of seeing him let alone,,,,,,,). he gets paid to look like that. But I'm sure you wish you had pams keggs. O sweet pam.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.[/quote]Says who??
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]27. We are beautiful at all times.[/quote]Oh no you're not. Take the make-up off if you doubt me.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.[/quote]Even when the scale says you are?? And remember I cant lie, you always find out.
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.[/quote]Its difficult to aim straight when you are carrying such a heavy equipment.[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=65248.msg1279059#msg1279059 date=1184100939]30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.[/quote]No you are not. This post is a perfect example.



Is there anything else we should know about??

hey gunners, How do you expect to hurt anyone when you are shooting them with water pistols?

The bible is in no way complete o! They even exageratted some of the stories (noahs story, samsons story, davids story, e.t.c). Jesus had twelve disciples but only four (matt, marky mark, luke, and johnny) wrote books? Hmm! what about the rest? didnt they have stories to tell?? Dont you think his mum (may) must have also written bout him?? where are the account of Jesus's childhood?? What happened to john the baptist after he baptized Jesus?? did God create other peeps apart from Adam and his girl?? If the entire world was destroyed in the flood during noahs time, does that mean we are all desendants of Noah and his kids?? e.t.c

You got served sucked major ass. Nothing could be worse.

The gunners are out of ammunition or they are just shooting blanks.

michelin89:
You find it thrilling disvirgining a lady. Seeing her in pains as blood (sometimes) flow down her thighs. What's so special about this?

How can you compare a girl to a bottle of mineral. This is pure objectification of women!

I aint objectifying nobody o! and michelin89 I'm sorry if I offended you _{(you know i wouldn't do that to you intentionally)}. It was just a figure of speech.


All I'm saying is I'll really love to have that experience. Everyman should be entitled to it. dont you think so?

dason4life:
this is the hand-work of topeorekoy

Who the fuc.k is that?? I am that I am.

Afa m bu, Eze indi Eze 1 of indi Igbo bi na europe.

My Predictions are;

Christiano ronaldo will be injured for most of the season
Arsenal will move closer to relegation
Wenger will quit during the season
Chelsea will take the place of arsenal
Liverpool will win a treble
Drogba will be on the bench for most of the season

fromuk:
Igbo ndi oma ekene m o nu.

Nwoke oma nno. kedu?

koblo:
now a40, that u won us 3 times last season doesnt make u a better side.i get am before no b property, liverpool is d no1 british club, evryone knows that, u yourself u know it, y don't u just admit it

Word up. we will never walk alone

I think alot of people have offered you some nice places. Now you can also try the following;

1. Take your babe on a molue ride. Just sit back enjoy the ride, with all the cocroaches and rats running around you (nature), hawkers and preaches surrounding you, the ever present smell of filth and urine mixed with body odor and sweat. The anticipation of break failure and the excitement of jumping off while the bus is still in motion. Its like a ride at an amusement park.
2. Or take an Okada ride. Just the two of you on one okada plus the okadaman (very romantic). Imagine the wind in hair, other car overtaking you, the okadaman swerving in and out of traffic, police taking their 20naira at every checkpoint, hawkers surrounding you at every red light, taking in the fresh smell of waste and exhaust fumes mixed with the aroma of the okadamans shirt and body odor and dont forget the ever present thrill of falling off/having an accident and dying at any moment (with the one you love by your side). Wow!


And they said Nigerians are not romantic. _rubbish

Wat the fuc.k?? Marry what?? I know I'm carzy but I'm not insane?? There are better and easier ways to kill myself.

First of all, I cant, I wont and will never marry a HIV positive person. Hellz naaaayyyyy.

I dont give a damn what modern medicine says about it. Either they find a cure or nothing. The risk is not worth it (even for a suicidal individual). I could offer a helping hand to an infected person, do all the things possible within the safety limit, but thats were it ends. H.I.V is a killer.

The fear of H.I.V/A.I.D.S is the beginning of wisdom. WORD UP!!

Nde wo nu ooo!!

Bia onye we abacha??

WETIN!! She slap who?? She dey crase?? She smoke winch?? Na ehn be say she get power. I go fight am like say we be age mate.

ikamefa:
i hear you


hint: 1. ^{introduce the variable X}

2. then simplify " "

You wan expose the fact say I fail maths abi?"?

tafari:
craze x craze = dry and conc madness
craze + craze = fresh kolomental

Crase /crase = demon possesion

ikamefa:
solve this maths crase multiply by crase = ? " "

Na wah o! Na simultaneous equation you go use solve this question.

Where 2 or more crase people are gathered togerther in a thread e for good make one doctoror pastor dey in there mist.

ikamefa:
you wey dey find solution you too crase join

I no know say even you follow for the crase people.

Roscodaddy:
Imagine my 500th post na for craze people thread,I must to dey craze

Na deliverance you need. Your Kolo don ripe.

Omo. SOUTH KOREA!! Na wah O! Na by mistake you use reach there abi you carry ur 2 leg enta embassy go collect visa? In fact I no even know say south korea get embassy for 9ja talkless of say e get plane wey dey fly from 9ja go there.

The next thing wey I go hear be say anoda person dey Iraq or afghanistan.

I'm a Liverpool fan. The only real club in the premeirship.

WE WILL NEVER WALK ALONE. for shizziee

Make we try arrange native doctor to cure some people crase.

iice:

Muki no worries. . .I be CIA, i get clearance

This is a classic example of american crase.

mukina2:
one for each

               

sup love

This is another example of romantic krase

tafari:
ZXC@!
jgdwr[iqy5[h`

This one na evil spirit don posses am. 


Make we try find cure quick quick, for all this people o!

denex:
Well, I have never been interested in going out with a virgin and never will I be.

WAT?? Me I'm Interested oh! How can somebody open mineral for me to drink. Me I want to open one for myself.

Hmmm! Pastor chris, This is a very delicate subject. I'm being careful because the bible said something about his annoited servants (i've forgotten what it said).

But Pastor chris miracle are quite interesting. Check out this extract from a "total experience" crusade

Usher; Pastor, Pastor we have a lady here who was born blind, but she said when you were praying a scale fell out of her eyes and now she can see.
Pastor Chris; Thank you father, Come here woman. So the Lord has healed you
Woman; Yes
Pastor chris; So you can see
Woman; yes
Pastor Chris; What colour is my tie?
Woman; Fushia
Pastor Chris; (screams) Praise the lord
Woman; Halleluyah
Pastor Chris; (touchs her forehead) You are healed forever in jesus name.

The woman falls to the ground.

Now the question is how come a woman who was born blind could identify colour?

i know he aint coming tomorrow. that a fact.