I hope they sue the school for this. No one should be forced to attend any religious function. It doesn't matter what the student agreed to when entering the school. It's against the constitution.

TrajansKong:

...and another soulless immoral vampire. Really, why do we tolerate these depraved entities?

Haha!

The horrifying fact is that even the ones lambasting these pastors online are still gonna pay tithes and offering tomorrow. The mega-theives rake in billions in tithes annually and these brainless f00ls keep on giving.

We are headed for inevitable doom and religion has played the most important role in making Nigeria a failed state.

People of religion. Ever so hateful!

Minding their business and not forcing their worldview on others seems to be an impossible task for these fuckers.

romelady:
fact

Haha. This has 130+ likes but most of those who liked this comment will hand in their tithe and offerings to those megathieves come Sunday.

buygala:



Nice irrelevant epistle

You still have not said anything relevant to the Nigerian situation....

What part of the Nigerian history and culture can possibly be imbibed into the design of a car....is it our Cowrie shells, rubber mats, Terra Cota clay designs, or what exactly please?

Or is Murtala Muhammed's head going to be the insignia of the Nigerian Car?

I'm loving how you're countering these guys. Keep up the good work!

SpicyMimi:

1. Pray so that you will not be a prey.

2. Since the time of John the Baptist, the kingdom of God suffereth violence and only....only....only.... *The Violent* taketh it by force.

Now let me tell you why you must raise your voice, call Holy Ghost fire to consume your enemies.
1. Jesus is coming soon, the devil is working extra hard.
2. You pity the devil, he destroys you.
3. According to the bible, this battle of the world isn't physical but against " Principalities and powers" hummmm......and you don't wanna bring fire down?
4. Demons are everywhere looking for the weak and feeble to occupy
5. Your enemies are not sleeping because of you, and you don't think fire should consume them?
6. Africa is highly consumed with all kinds of black magics and you are not calling fire? You are on your own o!
7. Foundational enemies, inherited enemies, self caused enemies following you around....okay na
8. As the children of God we must pray and pray just like Elijah did.
9. Our Father has nothing to do with lazy people or people who can't challenge their enemies through faith plus prayers.
10. Some sickness are spiritual, and if you don't bring fire down from Heaven the enemies behind those sickness might refuse to go!

Holy Ghost Fire!!!!!!!

Hehehehehehe. E gba mi!

Devil, principalities, powers, demons, black magics, foundational enemies, inherited enemies, self caused enemies.

All these enemies just for one person??

So many fictional villains wey these pentecostal pastors don create... especially those enemies. Cracking stuff!!

The pastor's gambit: creating enemies where there's none to keep the cash flowing. The maga will be battling with "foundational enemies" while the pastor go dey cruise an Otobo-esque babe in his private jet.

Keep up the folly.

Damn!! So naija babe can be this fvcking hot?!

Doesn't look like she's gonna be living in Naija. Her wonderful body requires a nutrition regimen unavailable in Naija. We've got rotten expensive veggies and lots of starch.


Once again, damn!! She's perfect!

Billyonaire:


My brother and friend, I am not an atheist, and I am not Deist or theist, in fact, I hate labels.

To your questions.

1. The aliens are in constant communication with us, I have had contacts with Aliens and I will not disclose which species and which galaxy on this forum, but there are other forums and groups that I belong to, which we share and compare notes. Let me also state that my last contact with an alien specie was like 3 days ago and I am still trying to stabilize my vibration this moment after that contact. Let me also state that most of the world events this moment, and even for many years ago, has been on direct negotiations and agreements with Aliens and they are here. There are ETs on Earth here, some have physical base here on this planet and some, beneath the Earth Surface. Majority of our contacts are based on projections and interstellar missions.

2. Your second rant, did ask any specific question, I can not respond to that.

Buhahahaha!

And I thought I had seen it all on Nairaland.

I sha hope your "vibration" stabilizes asap (whatever the fvck that means). Vibration stabilizing... e gba mi!



Thanks for the cracks anyways.

Foolish people doing Yoruba vs Igbo ivy league school acceptance rate for some kids whose future don dey guaranteed, while our kids don't have access to good schools.

The future generation will, very likely, grow up to hate the current youth cos we just might be the weakest and most ignorant crop of Nigerians ever.

The French revolution would be child's play if I had my way. This post got me really angry!

How can people be so fucking greedy I don't understand how these old useless bastards ruling us can't see that building a strong nation with basic amenities readily available is extremely important for the survival of their future generation.

I also don't understand why the younger generation respect these old fvckers. They're just greedy, ignorant people who lack foresight. A 10 year old kid makes better decisions than most of these child marrying, ethnic and religiously bigoted old fvckers.

Also, since many people understand how they operate, why can't these people (OP included) gather evidence and charge these old useless thieving bastards to court?

Naija Christians apparently have a hard time telling the difference between a miracle and luck.

Here is a quick guide:

Miracle: when the impossible event occurs. E.g. woman gives birth to chickens.

Luck: when an unlikely event occurs. E.g. Trailer's load crashed into car in a manner that it has insufficient momentum to crush the driver's corner.

Damn! She's hot as fvck!!

henryanna36:
UNINVITED OCCUPANCY OF COCKROACH EXPIRED FOR GOOD

During her years of suffering from evil attacks and a moving object in her womb, Mrs. Chantal Bridget Nyemeck would not only find herself dining in the company of dead people in the dream but she was also continuously tormented by a spiritual husband. In the physical, she actually experienced a moving object that gave her great pain in her womb.

During her testimony, Mrs. Nyemeck said she felt an object moving around her stomach as the man of God continued to command out the demonic spirits and objects.

Object ingested via dreams. Wonderful new way to feed! God should consider this means to save those starving in the Northeast, Somalia etc.

The super-cockroach survives without oxygen and also survives the acidic digestive juices. As our dear super-cockroach is fully sentient, it decides that it's having fun and won't leave through the rectum. It bypasses the kilometers long small+large intestines and felt at home in the womb. Powerful TB then decides it's eviction time for super-C. After rounds of skabbashing, Super-C left the womb, not via the vagina, but re-entered the stomach and made its grand unveiling in a bowl of spit... no other stomach contents.



People are brain dead in Naija.

slurryeye:
Blah blah blah





I know the moment they past that stupid law, it is a medium for the rich and influential to increase their oppression on poor masses. They can arrest Kemi for publication of defamatory matters but no one is carrying out investigation to know if the pastor in question was actually corrupt and infidel




What a ridiculous bail conditions. 2 civil servants that reside in Port Harcourt as sureties. What a stupid condition. No wonder she couldn't meet bail.



Of course the charges against Walson will be dropped because this from start is a move against Kemi by an influential pastor that has sheep in the government




Kemi wasn't held extra-judiciously but they can put her in prison for defamation of one pastor character without investigation to find out if what she said is true or not. They can make her wear prison uniform without respecting her fundamental human right for freedom of speech. The whole episode is a shame on Nigeria and rivers state judicial system

Conclusion: The antecedent being set by this case is worrisome because the only tool the poor has to voice their opinion on what the powerful and influential people are doing wrong is being strangled, this implies that these oppressors can do whatever they like because if you say anything against them, it will be defamation of character.

Smart response.

At least one person could see through the BS specious argument that some of these EXTREMELY dishonest Christians employ to convince the gullible and proliferate their hatred for those who speak against their precious pastors.

The entire argument rests on the premise that the Cybercrime/stalking Act is a just and fair law. But everyone knows it's nothing but a tool by the elite to keep the media and people in check. A tool that turns a civil suit into a criminal case, giving them the power to make arrests and imprison people before conviction.

And we all know how long it takes to make a judgement in Naija (the judge has already been unavailable once in this case), not to talk of getting a fair trial when one is up against the rich and powerful.

In truth, the people in support of the pastor aren't interested in justice but in seeing that the woman suffers for saying crap about their precious pastor. It's why they would re-tweet hashtags to free some journalist who is a victim of the cyberstalking act but behave differently in Kemi's case.



There's nothing wrong with the pastor filing a case against her. But, in a sane society, it would be a civil suit and she would be given a fair trial.




Soon, we'll also have anti-blasphemy laws disguised as cyber-bullshit act.

cococandy:
You people are a bunch of hateful insensitive assholes
Do your girlfriends deserve to die for going on dates with you? How do you know she wasn't planning on having a relationship with the man? Doesn't it start in one day? I can't wrap my head around the need that you guys have to tear down any female that's not dating you or stopped dating you as a prostitute.
It's pathetic loser behavior.
Instead of praying the bad man is caught (if indeed he's the cause of her death) all I see are judgmental imbeciles everywhere calling her all sorts of names. You're all disgusting

Only sensible comment on this thread. Too many illiterates in this country. Not only do they make conclusions before an autopsy (which in turn promotes widespread belief in baseless supernatural crap), they consciously and unconsciously legitimize the actions of fraudsters, murderers, rapists etc.

The victim is always at fault and death is a worthy punishment.

Disturbed society with fvcked moral standards.

There's nothing wrong with you. You're lucky, you've got twice the pool as the average person to choose a hot partner from.

Dont constrain yourself to the standards of an undeveloped society. Have fun!

BankeSmalls:


You are describing an Eldorado , not Nigeria. The reality on the ground here is that ingenuity and resourcefulness are sacrificed on the alters of national character and quota system. Yoruba people always want to limit the progress of other tribes working in their states and people try to retaliate in other regions.

That's why I said "imagine"

The only way forward is for the future generation to shed tribalism and create a meritocratic system. Like I said originally, breaking into little pieces by tribe will surely be disastrous.

BankeSmalls:


It cuts much deeper than that, trust me

The major reason why there is such major rancour among tribes in Nigeria is because of the type of deep seated divisions in most tribes. The way the southern tribes define hard work and empathy can never be same with how the north defines same attributes.

That's very correct. The concept of morality is relative. And the honest fact is that there's a wide gap between that of the North and the south primarily due to religious differences. However, integration is still possible but it will take a very long time compared to Southern integration only and Northern integration only. That's why I recommended Nigeria breaking in two at most.

BankeSmalls:


But when they have a choice not to integrate? Don't you think people should be allowed to choose who they integrate with? Socio economic considerations can never be enough reason to suppress people's right to choice.

Imagine we had a functioning country that's always building new infrastructure, creating new stuff, projects here and there, good security etc. People will migrate around the country to seek new jobs or challenges. People of different tribes will work together on projects to achieve a common goal. Some will fall in love with each other, marry and have kids. Some will decide to settle down in the area that they work etc etc. This is how integration happens.

Same is currently happening but on a very slow scale due to poor development, insecurity and poor education.

Nothing is forceful here. The only reason cultural and religious identity is a big issue in this country is because of the problems stated.

BankeSmalls:


But do you also agree that there might be repugnant cultures and practices which some people might never love to show any compromise and will not therefore feel any compulsion to adapt to, no matter how close they are to the culture or how many years they exist near it?

Of course no one will want to adapt disgusting practices into one's group of habits. By the way, why will a group of visionary leaders embarking on such a project pick a set of babaric, repugnant and disgusting practices as their model hybrid culture?? Simple concepts like honesty, hard-work, empathy, skepticism, being industrious etc are the kind of things that will be the common cultural identity.

BankeSmalls:


So you support the option of choice?

Of course! But these issues are like marketing . Socio-economic factors can always convince people to take a step in the direction of integration.

BankeSmalls:


Permit me to ask one question. Do you understand what the freedom of choice implies?

I asked because you are using an unfortunate example of the conquering of Hausa like tribes by fulanis and the consequent force of the Islamic religion into their lives. Same scenario played out at illorin. That's why illorin has emir instead of Oba.

Do you support the way they were forced to change? A change that meant that if you resist, you must be killed and your wife become the wife of your killers. Your daughters could also be married by your killers.

Not all integration attempts are done by force. Simple co-existence over a long period of time might just be enough.

BankeSmalls:


Permit me to ask one question. Do you understand what the freedom of choice implies?

And when did I ever say any move for integration will be forced?

BankeSmalls:


What you seem to support, is a way for people to compromise their cultural identities in favour of a fake nationalism with very very different cultural backgrounds.
I advise you to first change your own culture, learn a new culture and language, marry from another tribe and change your own religion first. Then come back and talk here.

I never implied that it would be an instantaneous or discontinuous process.The key fact that you need to understand is that: Culture is dynamic, not static. Cultural identity is like fashion, it changes but on a much more slower time scale. Most of these different tribes screaming at each other on Nairaland share common ancestors as evidenced by language groups, they delineated a long time ago via environmental and social factors. Similarly, history shows that several distinct group of people have combined into a single group (e.g the on-going fusion of Hausa and Fulani tribes) triggered by same factors.

When you start looking at things in the long run, like on the time scale of 100 years and above, you'll get my point.

BankeSmalls:


So you want an ijaw man to be forced to eat amala and share his oil wealth with Yorubas?

Hehehe. It's exactly how our ancestors must have felt when the missionaries introduced Christianity to them.


That's not what I want. I want an Ijaw or Yoruba or whatever tribal pure blood to exist only in the history books! I want each Nigerian to have like 3 different tribal ancestries so that tribes no longer matter!

BankeSmalls:


What you wrote here my friend, is a load of unadulterated rubbish.

Oh enlightened one, show me the way!

I'm sure you can do better than a one line non-constructive criticism. Convince me with your superior argument.

Fremancipation:


Let's tell ourselves the honest brutal truth. The north controls 60% of the house of reps and the senate. They got this advantage through very rigged census aided intitially by the British. The only way for Nigeria not to break up is for them to give up and agrees to a complete and a total restructure of this shittyt country.

We're saying the same thing. Restructuring needed and the nation splits in two at most. But not into many tiny nations. That will be disastrous.

Fremancipation:


Listen, Nigeria is an artificial creation and will never work until its forced inhabitants come together and draft a brand new constitution on the terms of engagement and nationhood. For now let's continue to pretend and beat around the bush.

That's exactly why I said common laws for all.


Of course, our leaders are pretending that all is well and aren't doing anything because they only care about their immediate future. It's a common trait of unenlightened people. Otherwise, they'd already be doing the things I said.

Nigerians are foolish people. Still arguing in 2017 about whose tiny little inconsequential tribe is better. Religion and our various cultures distracts us from the real issues.

It's funny that some people think that breaking the nation into tiny little tribes will lead to success. Ethnic and religious issues will continue, but the difference is that each tiny little country will have it's own military inevitably leading to frequent small-scale wars. We'll all be back to pre-colonial era... constant inter-tribal war, no long-term peace, no political and economic stability; therefore, no growth and success!

There's a simpler way out. Dismantle the stranglehold of religion and create a new cultural identity. Culture is dynamic, not static. It has been done many times in history especially to nations on the losing end of a war. Every little aspect of culture can be consciously modified, even up to the type of food a group of people consume. Intermarriages, migrations via economic development of new areas, common law for all, prioritizing scientific education etc. Huge changes in behavior will emerge within 2-3 generations.

At best, the nation breaks in two because the northerners don't seem like people who will ever be willing to shed their culture+religion and fully integrate.

These things can be done but we have old useless leaders with zero foresight.

The same people enjoying these pics are the ones that will scream ashawo, olosho, lost generation, end time etc if a tenth of this was done in Naija.

Awon hypocrites!

The shocking fact is that Apostle Suleman go still collect tithes and offering (possibly worth millions) come Sunday.

This church business sure die. Na to go open my own.

Vacancy: followers needed.
Top requirements: gullible, must be able to quote "touch not my anointed" in any given situation!

Psoul:


Op u keep blaming the school authority for slapping students without blaming the students for going far contrary to the school rules and regulations.
For clarity sake, that school is a private one and also a missionary school. Their mode of operation is like training u in ur family house. Ur parents can flog, slap and punish u the way they deem fit. This is African for ur information.

If u think that ur life style run in contrast with their mode of operation, pls dont seek for admission from the school. I beliv, it was cos of this treatments that most parents sent their children to that school. If the authority turns blind eyes to those disobedience, you will be among those that will start throwing accusing finger to how moral decency is lacking in a missionary university. So sit up and work on ur moral standard.

There are so many of your kind in Naija - can speak English but are complete functional illiterates with no critical thinking skill. In fact, I think most "educated" Nigerians are like this.

Obviously, you neither know the law nor your rights. If you did, you'd know those ADULTS at the university were physically assaulted and it's against the law. You'd know that the school's rules (whether the students signed up for it or not) hold no water compared to the laws of FRN.

Now, go home and refund your parents. You failed to learn at school.

Same goes to banning phones, jeans, unionism, forceful attendance of church functions, etc in universities.

A university is meant to be a place to learn to think original ideas, to be creative, to challenge current worldviews etc. Not a place where you should be forced to behave according to our useless archaic social norms or some religious moral standard; thereby, killing individualism and creativity.