₦airaland Forum

Offpoint:
Yeah, when I finally found out that was when the relationship gets sweeter. I started giving styles I never gave him before.

Huh?

goxydareal:
Wow, you are sooo well spoken and Obviously intelligent!!

Thank you, Sir.

Adejoncy01:
I saw a news earlier which the director of NIMC was saying less than 100 million Nigerians have any means of identity.

Now, my issue is, have they issued ID cards to the ones who have registered for it?

I've registered for the National ID card for not less than 3 good years without my ID card.
This is an era where banks give ATM cards instantly. What stop NIMC from emulating them.

Someone should tell NIMC that we need our National ID card!

When my registration lasted 3 years + without notifications to come pick up my Card, I visited their office at Nigeria Civil Defence Office Complex in Alausa, Ikeja, though my registration was done at their Lagos headquarters, Ikoyi. Reason was that I thought it would be attended to earlier than those done elsewhere.

Do you know what they asked me after confirming from me the exact time and place I did my registration?

[/b]Only 3 years + and you're here disturbing us? What of people that registered years before you?[b]

I was completely speechless by that question and their arrogance.

A year and some months after that visit, I received a message from NIMC asking me to come pick up my National ID at Bonny Cantonment, Victoria Island. Initially I thought it was a scam. I googled and found out my card was ready for collection.
It was actually produced about 2 months after my registration, but they decided to use it to decorate their office for more than 4 years.

I eventually went to collect it, and it was already near expiration. And the cards I saw in that office that day was several millions. Those of us that came for collection were just glancing at the heaps of cards stacked almost room full and glaring at ourselves. We couldn't talk because the collection centre was right there in the middle of the Cantonment.

Only God knows why they decided to hold on to people's cards.

Fountainofyouth:
Otedola's daughter will carry the bag and also kneel to say sorry, why? Because she is Yoruba and it shows respect, case in point Cuppy, if you've seen her reality show, you will know she respects her elders, the rich doesnt get a pass when it comes to certain things, what a rich person can do, a poor person can do it too, or are you saying only poor people are respectful? What a wack way of thinking.

Thank you, Madam.

Now, do have a nice day.

luminouz:
Lmaoooo....aso ebi go dey...everything go set gan.


I keep having this feeling that you are familiar but just not connecting the dots.

Anyways, have a good one.

It's only about one hour plus from Eko. So, if Jesus tarries and Covid-19 returns back to where it came from, I'll show for that party gan.

Yeah, we sure are familiar. After all, we are from one very big family - Nairaland.

luminouz:
Uwc!!!

You go understand the in-law part in nine months time

Issorite.
I sure say aso ebi go dey?

Congratulations in advance.

luminouz:
Lmaoooo..alright...be good oh...my in-law!!

Thanks. Please stay safe.

I don't understand the in-law part, sha.

luminouz:
Lmaoooo...I no vex jare...

But you're someborry who obviously knows me...and I haven't the foggiest idea of who you are... Enlighten me biko

Nwanne nkem, let's say I read comments.

luminouz:
Shuuuuu...which one be PH gehs na...I no dey PH oh...


Send me PM jare,make we relate

I think say you don relocate nah. Don't know you're still at IB. Well, no wahala.

But the thing be say I no dey too believe for all those PM things, jare. No vex.

luminouz:
Leave him alone and face me...

I'm.not married and I have no kids!!!

Nwanne, PH girls already have a hold in your heart. But just let me know if they misbehave, ok?

AmuRubber:
My head was spinning while I was trying to comprehend his story. Our Education System truly needs a massive reform.

I felt same way if not worse. It's quite disappointing reading that from a supposedly graduate.

Even in this 21st Century?

Let's assume she's Otedola's daughter or a high profile Politician's daughter, will you still expect her to run, carry bag and also kneel to say sorry?

Ogbeni, respect yourself ooo.

chivera018:
I honestly don't blame her, the two of you would surely have quarrels when married and one day you would ask your wife-beater best friend for advice and he would advice you to beat your wife. One of those days you might take his advice and give someone's daughter a black eye.
I like her.

Especially since birds of a feather flock together, my sister. Shey you understand?

We became friends as a result of working in the same area. Nothing serious. We unexpectedly lost contacts for about 3 years when I had a redeployment, and according to him, he resigned and travelled out. I doubt he travelled out sha, because I later found out he was a seasoned liar.

One day he called. Said he just stumbled on my phone number. But all na wash, I am sure of that.

1. He visited me twice and each time I mentioned that I will pay him a visit the next week, he'll form travelling out of Lagos.

2. I usually hear the laughter or cry of a baby in the background whenever he's on the phone with me. When I asked him, he lied that his neighbours children are always around him whenever he's at home.

3. He was always issuing directives to a certain Bimbo. My personal research on him made me discover that Bimbo is actually his wife. He told me she was a friend.

4. My intuition has never failed me. I knew something wasn't right but I couldn't place my finger on it. Then I asked for his Facebook account.

5. He told me he wasn't really into social media, especially Facebook. That was when I knew that he wasn't for real. It was very strange and that actually piqued my interest. I mean, how could a guy who builds inverter, etc say he doesn't do social media?

6. One day, I made up my mind to dig out whatever it was he was hiding, so I started with Facebook. It didn't take me up to 5 minutes to locate his account, filled with numerous wedding pictures of himself and his wife, family pictures of the couple and their two children. He looked very young, so you wouldn't suspect that he was married. He told me so himself that he wasn't married. Can you imagine that?

7. I kept on searching and I found out that he used his wife to open another account where majority of her contacts were white guys. But what shocked me most was that under relationship I saw SINGLE. Whereas that Facebook account was opened recently. A married woman with two children claiming Single!

She also has another FB account with details of her business and contacts.

I wanted to pay them a surprise visit one day with all the information I garnered, but later changed my mind. I mean, it wasn't worth my useful time.

Up till date, he doesn't know why I stopped picking his calls or responding to his messages. I never told him of my findings. I only thank God I never really got committed with him before my discovery. And the guy seems to know ladies from different sections of Lagos State. I mean, he's damned so promiscuous. Always on phone with them.

To me, any man who has the boldness to deny his wife and children for any reason is more than irresponsible! And that's who that guy is!

Efenaira:
I can still remember very well, It was my first year I was living with a friend in a hostel, I so much admire the hostel, but he have 2 roommates already, I ask him if theresyany vacancy is said no , I told me is there anyone in the hostel I can be his roommate, he said yes some guys from my town , I met with them we discussed I paid , so I ask them to go and sort out things with the hostel manager, but they refuse and in the hostel you have to fill a form before moving Incase anything that happened, and attached your passport, to cut the all stories short hostel manager told me to come and sort him out that I’m an illegal occupate, wow I thought it’s was joke one Saturday morning i was sleeping the hostel manager came in with police men , he pointed at me as an illegal occupate , I thought It’s was a joke before I could know what’s happening already I’m inside the police cell already, when we’re driving down to the police station I told him sir I have paid to my roommates , he said I should told him earlier, they call both of them and ask them did I paid them money , they twist the the story around I was smiling, I leave the station the hostel manager ask me to pay up i ask both of them to bring their part but they refuse the manager keep embarrassing in the hostel in front other students, I have to pay that money myself again.Tha was a very bad experience in my school days

And which school did you attend again?

Tintedladybeer:
Good evening house,

Nairaland has helped lots of people find solution to their problem, I hope I'm as lucky as others.

Over the last couple of years I noticed my vision declining everyday.
I think I started taking notice of it more when I was In 100l, if I don't sit right in front of the class, I don't see whatever is written on the board.

I have gone to the hospital where they were just interested in selling recommended glass which I have used up till now that I have graduated but no visible improvement.

It is so bad that I don't see subtitles when watching movies on TV.

Many times, people pass and wave at me from afar and I will see the person waving but the face will be blurry.

But when reading, I don't use glasses because I can see very well no matter how Tiny the writing may be.

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Just seeing it now.
Was off N/L for sometime.

Offpoint:
Tomorrow now you sef go wan go heaven

For sure na.

After all my brother's moniker made it as OP on Nairaland.

If that one no be spiritual achievement, tell me what is then.

OP = Off Point

Congratulations