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Sports / Re: Chicken Super Eagles' Horrible Goal Average! by ezan(m): 9:31am On Jun 17, 2018
mrtomola:
Rohr is a fraud....

Yes, he is. We continue to suffer from an inferiority complex. A nation with a population of about 200 million and we can't find a Nigerian Coach or an African one?
Sports / Chicken Super Eagles' Horrible Goal Average! by ezan(m): 8:13am On Jun 17, 2018
In their last 6 games, the Chicken Eagles of Nigeria has averaged a miserable 0.5 goals a game. Ouch! These guys don't seem to know how to rattle the back of the net to save their lives.

At the press conference, the traitor/fraudster Gernot Rohr actually stated that he thought they did well in defense. What?! How did they do well when they conceded 2 goals and lost the game?

Please guys, get your PVCs(Permanent Voter's Card). Let's vote in Mr Omoyele Sowore come Feb. 16th, 2019.

We must build Nigeria from the ground up. In this new Nigeria, we won't allow traitors to represent us at sporting events - only patriots. Will you join us? Or will you continue to be part of the problem - like our Chicken Eagles?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Catches Oyinbo Lover Having Sex, Lover Kicks Him Out (Video) by ezan(m): 11:41pm On Jan 29, 2017
Exactly! They have the most beautiful women in the world yet, quite a few of our men can't wait to roll in bed with that 'pale & sick thing'. Green card seeking, perhaps? Inferiority complex, maybe? Just pathetic!


Stupedinluv:
If a black Nigerian man did what?

You know,we have always been told by some of you how white women were the perfect partners.

And i thought this was so perfect and hilarious grin
Religion / Re: Man Destroys Bible As A Revenge For Destruction Of Shrine In Anambra By A Priest by ezan(m): 2:16am On Jan 29, 2017
Men, how can I get this brother's info.? These are the kinds of people we need in Nigeria. To HELL with 'white Jesus' and Christianity/Islam and all the the other mind diseases. Wake up, people!


sixtuschimere:
According to reports,a young man has destroyed the Holy Bible as a revenge for the destruction of a shrine at Ekwulobia by popular priest Rev.Fr Ebube Muo Nso.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/young-man-destroys-holy-bible-as.html?m=1

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Webmasters / Re: Spacex Rocket Explosion - Mark Zuckerberg Reacts by ezan(m): 3:59am On Sep 02, 2016
CSTR2:

Don't mind the ignoramus. Peddling arabic nonsense everywhere.
He is not even ashamed that israel a nation roughly the size of delta state is so industrialized enough to design and manufacture space rockets which even the united states use.

Israel developed? LOL! I'm sure you meant a 'US Satellite Town'? Wake up and smell the effing coffee.
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Cease Attacks On Pipelines by ezan(m): 7:38am On Aug 30, 2016
porka:
The world oil juggernaut are done with making money off Nigeria at this time. The shale oil producers (plus regular) in the west and Arab oil moguls have decided to free up Nigeria. 

Watch as the price of oil tumbles below $34pb at the news of cessation of hostilities and planned addition of output form Nigeria. Then, they would find another oil producing country (maybe Venezuela) to disrupt. 

I like the way you think. Our people have no idea how the world works. Dem go dey worship "whitey" while getting ràpèd. We have a lot of work to do.
TV/Movies / Re: White Man Fights A South African In A Live TV Broadcast by ezan(m): 5:58pm On Aug 29, 2016
Jengem:
South africans would still have been in trees if not of whites


Africa would have still been the dark continent

The whiteman gave us tv, snapchat and internet


Hail whitey

Siddon there dey worship "whitey" in ignorance. Ignorance is not bliss. A Black American was the FIRST man to hold the patent for the Internet. The Computer was invented by another Black American. Even your cellphone 'wireless' technology was put together by a Black American-although he didn't invent the telephone. Nigerians that worship the so-called white man make me sick!
Travel / Re: Man Drugged, Dumped In Nigeria After Two Months In Swiss Jail (pic) by ezan(m): 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2016
jantavanta:


From your first-hand experience with them, how can you convince Nigerians in Nigeria to stop worshipping them as second to Gods ?

My brother, that is the million dollar question. These people, their CIA, IMF etc are a huge thorn in Africa's backside. America & Europe have stolen so much from us. There're 3 key things we can do:
1. Increase knowledge of self, our rich history, how the world works-you know, education that counts. We're the better humans, not the so-called whites. It was the black man that civilized the world, at a time when Europe was full of savages. Most of the technological inventions the world takes for granted were created by blacks.
2. Get rid of their stupid religions-it has almost destroyed the black man.
3. Create a real African economy-by Africans and for Africans.

Of course, there are a lot more things we could do. However, getting the above 3 implemented-for starters-will get the rest of the world to stop and take notice. They'd realize we have woken up!

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Travel / Re: Man Drugged, Dumped In Nigeria After Two Months In Swiss Jail (pic) by ezan(m): 3:46am On Aug 14, 2016
lurdkriss:
I nearly slaped one oyibo man on my steet,d fool parked on d road and felt. Like no one couldtouch him,after I jacked his shirt and nearly brought himdown,he started telling me how he has lived in lagos for so many yrs,as if dat one concern me,the olosho he came to see had to advice him to leave the road,I don't have anyh issues with theem o,so long dey behave well...things u can't do over ther in their country,they come here and do it without fear,cus dey know our foolish police men will always be there to side them...rubish...
I blame our government sha,if everything Dey ok For naija watin dis youngman wan go find for switzerlannd or spain..


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

That's how I feel about them. Here in the States, I don't talk to them (so-called white lepers) unless it is absolutely necessary. Yeah, it is the plight of the so-called black man on this rock we call, earth. Any way I can fight back, I do.

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Science/Technology / Re: Amazing Halos Of The Sun Captured By A Nairalander by ezan(m): 12:55am On Aug 08, 2016
sapiosexual1:
I stopped to capture these halos from my mobile set while travelling .What phenomenon could be responsible for this?
Not sure this is the right forum to post them buh. .... Prof800, erad, help me out

NASA is a fraud. You've been lied to about how far away the Sun is from the earth, what the sky is made of, why it is blue (on a clear day) and so much more...sunlight shining through crystallized water or a glass-like substance is the only way halos are created around the Sun.

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Family / Re: Why Is It That Nigerians Abroad Hardly Marry Nigerian Ladies Over There? by ezan(m): 12:17am On Aug 07, 2016
abbey621:
I don't know about any other country but the U.S is a demonic country that ends upsucking the life out of most men at the same time make women power hungry. Due to the feminist theory, the democrat controlled government tries really hard to over compensate for what they termed as injustice. From women's rights to gay rights,real men are no longer seen as a priority. To illustrate consider the rankings:

1. White Women
2. White Male
3. Asian and Hispanic females
4. Asian and Hispanic males
5. Black females
6. Black males.

The above illustrates the real problem black males face in the U.S. A country where shows like real housewives of L.A or Atlanta, Dr. Phil, Oprah and so on. Men are learning to accept their role as number 2 in the house while women are encouraged to take control. This to an African man is a taboo. Imagine not being able to rely on your wife to cook you a good meal or not being able to give your parents or siblings money without getting permission from your wife. Imagine not being able to have an argument with your wife without her calling the police and getting you kicked out of your own home. Our African brothers believe those women back home though they are not perfect are still respectful of the society and traditions to be humble. Of course this theory is not perfect as we have seen a lot of guys coming back home to marry women related to lucifer but as an African man the reward outweighs the risks!

You nailed it...love the rankings too, so true. I may never get married but if I do, she'll be from Africa. I despise Caucasian women, somewhat tolerant of Asian and Hispanic women. It's gonna be an African woman for me or nothing.
NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by ezan(m): 10:07pm On Jun 17, 2016
jojosweet:
all this swearing..are u a muslim?if yea I thought u are fasting? It is the op story and experience.when u can successfully construct ur experience thread without swearing then tell urs! undecided

What has swearing got to do with it? People shouldn't post wrong information about other cultures and places they've barely lived in. He already admitted he got the elected LGA Chairman wrong. Get your facts straight, bro. I had to suspend disbelief to carry on reading what was-initially-a very interesting thread. Sigh.
Celebrities / Re: May D And Fiancee, Carolina Wassmuth In Dubai (photos) by ezan(m): 11:58pm On Jun 15, 2016
scribble:
Regular white broad

Exactly! These village idiots, the first chance they get, na to carry oyinbo prostitute. Tomorrow, e no go know where all the problems for him life dey come from. SMH.
Politics / Re: I Want The Nigerian Promise Fulfilled Before I Die- Fashola by ezan(m): 5:31am On Jun 14, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:


http://www.thecable.ng/i-want-the-nigerian-promise-fulfilled-before-i-die-says-fashola


Me too. That's the reason I've started making plans to move back to Nigeria and help out any way I can. We MUST stop whining about every little thing, get our act together and work smart together...so much promise and potential in Nigeria and Africa.
Travel / Re: I'm Relocating My Family From Europe To Nigeria, Please Advice by ezan(m): 12:25am On Jun 11, 2016
Nairaland should change its name to NeverNigeriaLand.com. The negativity from the mostly immature members towards Nigeria leaves me wondering if there are 2 Nigerias. Things are really that bad but yet they have time to 'browse', access to smartphones and the Internet!

OP, you're asking for advice via the wrong channel. Pidgin: carry your own 2 legs travel to Nigeria first, and assess the situation for yourself. The basics, you need a source of income - duh - and a place to live. Are you in business? Is it transferable? This is the MOST important issue when relocating. Money answereth all. Place to live? You can't go wrong with Lagos as your choice. Pidgin: RENT FIRST, before you look to buy or build house for your village. Test the waters. And lastly, no carry your children wey dey used to European lifestyle go put for village O! Choose Lagos or another 'developed' city and gradually ease your children into the African lifestyle with frequent visits and extended stays.

And BTW, who says you have to limit your horizon to just Nigeria? There're plenty of nice and beautiful cities in Africa. Plan well. Cheers.
Culture / Re: What Is Wrong In Being Black? by ezan(m): 6:36am On Aug 06, 2014
What is wrong? The color for pete's sake! The skin color isn't black, it's dark brown. Same apply to those who call themselves 'white'.
So, "what is wrong in being black" makes absolutely no sense. Black is not a race.
Don't let anyone define you by your skin color which - might I add, they got wrong. You're much more...a human being.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Pictures Of The Most Attractive Armed Forces In The World by ezan(m): 3:53am On Jun 16, 2013
Female soldiers...one of the many things that is wrong with our world today. SMH.
Religion / Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by ezan(m): 3:16am On Mar 01, 2013
musKeeto:

Lmao.... Christianity the Nigerian way according to @plaetton is a mild form of mental madness...fixed it for you grin

Sports / Re: Win The Cup For Us" - Drogba To Eagles by ezan(m): 2:24am On Feb 04, 2013
donroxy: May God bless u ma brother

Na people like U dey cause problem...... ''win d cup for us'' means let it be known that the best side defeated Cote D'voire and thus won d cup........!!!

Drogba accepted defeat.......and super eagles winning the cup is like consolation for Cote D'ivoire team.......''at least,we lost to the best side''.......''we lost to the Champion''



Oh,my Drogba,the Blues Legend......!!! We couldn't believe it.......We re winning the CUP,we won't let Cote D'voire down!!!


Up Keshi,Up Eagles,Up blues!!!smiley

Exactly! "win the cup for us" is one of the best compliment(s) he could've uttered...lots of folks here no sabi english... grin Congrats Super Eagles. Be humble & focused against Mali and you'll make it all the way.

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Health / Irrua Specialist Teaching Hospital-Accounts Dept. Phone Number. by ezan(m): 5:57am On Jan 18, 2012
Hi, anyone know how I can get the number for the Accounts Dept. at Irrua Specialist Teaching Hospital? Or a general line to the hospital? I tried doing a Google search but can't seem to find anything. Thanks!
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's New Video by ezan(m): 9:19pm On Aug 11, 2010
Not bad. . .replace the english lyrics with yoruba and/or igbo with a little pidgin and it'd probably top the chart(s)  grin I'm dating her niece so she'd definitely be getting this suggestion. . . .
Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by ezan(m): 9:39pm On Jul 06, 2010
The Uruguayans rode their luck almost too far; finally they're OUT. . .some consolation after Ghana's QF disappointment. Holland did not play too well though. They did just enough. . . .
Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Germany [0 - 1] On June 23 @ World Cup 2010 by ezan(m): 9:33pm On Jun 23, 2010
Congratulations to Ghana. A bit worrisome they didn't score a single goal from the run of play.
Sports / Re: Sacking Amodu Was A Mistake - Odemwingie by ezan(m): 6:28pm On Jun 23, 2010
It's the human element, it's always the human element. . .look at France. Osaze-unfortunately-got his head messed up because he felt he'd been wronged by Lars Lagerback. Osaze is not being completely honest 'cause if he were he'd be criticizing players like Yakubu, Etuhu. . . .
Sports / Re: World Cup 2010: Brazil (3) - (1) Ivory Coast On June 20th. 7:30pm Nigerian Time by ezan(m): 10:11pm On Jun 20, 2010
I still dont understand two things about this game:

1. How did that referree justify the red card he gave Kaka? In my opinion, that was sooooo not Kaka's fault! The Elephant (Kaita) ran into him, not the other way around. Besides, Kaita ran into him only slightly, but decided to make a big deal of it to make it look like some huge  foul play when really, he could not have been THAT hurt.

2. How is it that he was able to get so bold as to ask the Brazilian (while on the field) if that was a handball? I suspect that he was a fan of the Brazilian team,  that goal should not have been approved.

Just when you thought you've seen it all, something happens that leaves you stunned and scratching your head. . .why was the ref asking Fabiano if that was a handball?!
Sports / Re: World Cup 2010: Japan Vs Cameroun [1 - 0] On Monday June 14th 2010 by ezan(m): 9:03pm On Jun 14, 2010
I would really blame the coach for how badly Cameroon played:

PAUL LE GUEN'S 'S GUIDE
HOW TO LOSE A GAME AS CAMEROON'S COACH WITH JAPAN IN AFRICA:

1. Bench Africa's best keeper, who can pull off the spectacular save. Replace him with a keeper who managed to let in 4 cheap goals (a cheap penalty inclusive) in your previous friendly.

2. Try out 10 variations of your defensive line - inclusive of testing 10 players in your right back position - and than play a new one when the world cup starts. All because your most trusted and creative right back made one very silly mistake in one game.

3. Play three defensive/holding midfielders with the most offensive of them (Makoun) played the deepest.

4. While playing three defensive midfielders have your best defensive midfielder sit out the whole match on the bench.

5. Play a 18 year old defender with 2 caps (Joel Matip) as your creative midfielder, whilst you have at least two quality attacking midfielders to choose from on the bench.

6. Play with absolutely no creative midfielders. Especially your star creative midfielder (Emana).

7. Play your star striker as a right winger.

8. Knowing you are extremely low on quality in the attack department (apart from your star striker) play three strikers.

9. When 1:0 down at the break after a terrible half by your team against a side you are expected to win with wait until the 60th minute to make a substitute. Then wait until the 75 minute to 'change the game'.

10. Wait until the 85th minute to tell your players to shoot from distance.

Did I miss anything?
No, not a thing. I'll add this: Eto'o is finished as a striker if he continues this winger nonsense whether for club or country. As an aside, are these boys having too much fun with the South African hotties? Surely, they looked tired and unfocused and after the rubbish I saw today Nigeria's performance is starting to look even better. Unbelievable!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by ezan(m): 6:02pm On Jun 12, 2010
. . . getting tired of 1-0 losses to Argentina; Maradona is no coach; with the crop of players they had, their performance was horribly poor. Our tactical execution was fair. Most surprising though, the argentinians were just as scared and nervous of the SE as we were of them. I guess they weren't sure what kind of super eagles would show up. Definitely not a good performance; we lost. I still don't understand why Osaze and/or Martins didn't play from the start.
Sports / Re: Calling Lionel Messi The Greatest Player In The World Must Stop! - Pele by ezan(m): 1:01am On Apr 16, 2010
@deb

  Football in the old days was harder than what we have now, then there was no referees shielding strikers against dangerous tackles, you could get tackled once and that might end your career as a footballer, do you know how many players broke their legs at an early age playing football in the old days?

  Stop comparing the old time way of playing football with now because now's very easy compared to the old age. (if you doubt me, try watching classic football dated from 1960s to 1990s.

Exactly, it always amazes me how people are so quick to celebrate mediocrity; no, Messi is not mediocre; for me, he does exactly what a #10 should do. Let's see how a 'slower' Messi plays before we call him the greatest. Look at Ronaldinho.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by ezan(m): 7:16pm On Mar 27, 2010
I had to fight my own inclination to respond to this sheer piece of republican propaganda. I think those who repeat it need to be returned to kindergarten classes.

The government programs are "extraordinarily inefficient"? The same government that maintains the most powerful military on earth? the same government that maintains 911 emergency services, maintains a space program, maintains medicare and VA that no one would dare do away with?

Let me stop here . . .

I beg shut up there,  the most powerful military wen never win any war since WWII? Total waste of my hard-earned money to fund useless projects. You and all the health care supporters probably believe Osama Bin Laden was the mastermind behind the 911 attacks? Make una siddon dere dey believe in useless politicians. Any govt. that tells me they know-more than I do-what is best for me is tyrannical.
Crime / Re: AIT Reporter Efenji Efenji Stabbed To Death On Vals Day by ezan(m): 1:47am On Feb 20, 2010
Very sad, more reason why everyone should learn self-defense and if possible have a weapon on you.
Travel / Re: Airport Immigration And Their Monstrous Acts! by ezan(m): 7:45pm On Feb 17, 2010
Murat, what the Zap are you doing posting on NL if you really are legitimate? Heads should be rolling right about now. The immigration officers dey crase?! If I were you that airport would be on fire, literally!
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Virgin Man ? by ezan(m): 12:02am On Feb 10, 2010
word! girls dont ever seem to know what they want. they want a bad guy but once married they expect him to grow up. they dont like nice guys but expect guys to treat them nicely, i tell u, they are confused souls. Moreover if the guy is a virgin and a millionaire, these gold diggers will now see nothing lust love in him and marry the poor guy

Gbam!

^^^4 real mehn,,,trying to figure girls out is a sure way of going insane! real confused biengs!

Exactly! That's why they're saying don't try to figure us out; just Zap us  grin

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