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Politics / Re: NDLEA SWAT: Is This The Reformed SARS? (Photos) by Ezyp(m): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2020
baggioni:
Typical of a bully. Anyone not thinking in the same way with you na to dey insult and abuse them. It speaks volume of the kind of person you are. Cheers bro
This is not bully. I no mean to insult you but your write up itself is an insult to innocent people been harassed by these men. Why will they search someone phone. I was once arrested because I no carry the receipt to my laptop I had to bail myself with lots of money. Tell me how is that a crime. A friend of mine came back from the US after 8 years there and was arrested because they saw foreign contact numbers on his phone list. In a sane country the police has no right to go through your gadgets without court order.
Then one politician will pay you little amount of money for you to come online to show case how stupid your brain has been washed so easily making it seems like the citizens like what these crazy police men do.
Romance / Re: World's Most Identical Twins Who Share A Boyfriend Together by Ezyp(m): 10:32am On Dec 28, 2020
mosdii:
Dick, the most powerful organ in the universe.
Vagina, the most useless organ in the universe.
Since you use that 'useless' organ take enter this world does that make you a useless person?
Politics / Re: NDLEA SWAT: Is This The Reformed SARS? (Photos) by Ezyp(m): 8:46am On Dec 28, 2020
baggioni:
sad Good, anything to bring order and to enforce the laws of the land is welcomed. The security forces have to be rejigged and encouraged to perform better, so that the criminal elements among us will be stopped and prosecuted. More of this plss, there's too much insecurity

Honestly how much dem dey pay una to come online and display this foolishness.
Well, tomorrow na your children or relatives go suffer this your displayed stupidity.
My prayer be say make you get sense as we enter this new year
NYSC / Re: Lady Who Saluted Her Mom Upon Return From NYSC Camp Gets Instant Job Offer by Ezyp(m): 8:59am On Dec 25, 2020
coolcharm:
Lol, that young man is looking for a wife. Forget the job offer, that one na cruise.
Honestly, your level of thinking is too shallow. Maybe you are 12 years old or something
Culture / Re: Olu Of Warri, Ikenwoli Godfrey Has Died Of COVID-19 Disease - Sahara Reporters by Ezyp(m): 8:34am On Dec 22, 2020
Nanaborga:




was he not the right heir to have succeeded his brother olu Godwin toritseju Emiko , or were they suppose to crown prince shola. I just don’t get it

Na Corona virus kill am because he was in contact with one general wen get am and died earlier.
If suppose say he dey he line, he for no contact the virus. So leave all these your conspiracy

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Properties / Re: Eko Atlantic - Nigeria's Answer To Dubai. New Constructions And Update by Ezyp(m): 8:24am On Dec 22, 2020
rossniti:
By the time Eko Atlantic is completed, anyone still going to Dubai, na you know wetin you dey go find there.

Eko Atlantic will make Lagos Africa's greatest city, and Africa's most visited city.

It will be a global investment and tourism magnet that will put a stamp to Nigeria's status as the undisputed Giant of Africa, and a major international power.


grin What about the one Akon is building in Senegal that will be ×10 of what Dubai and this eko has.

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Science/Technology / Re: Emmanuel Okafor: Pupil Builds An ATM That Works With Bank Card Using Carton by Ezyp(m): 5:50pm On Dec 21, 2020
Macsjebs:
This is so so lovely. The school name fits - seed of wisdom
I see this young chap going places

...

Seat of Wisdom
not seed of wisdom (there is nothing like that
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Buhari To Stop NIN Registration, Withdraw Threat To Block SIM Cards by Ezyp(m): 12:50pm On Dec 20, 2020
Igwe355:
Good...

It's just a matter of synchronisation. Import people's details on bvn to their sim. Thats what I think though. Because the truth is, if its because of kidnappers and bandits, they will no longer call with independent lines, they will call with the victims phone numbers. So how do you trace them?
You are full of wisdom

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Celebrities / Re: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by Ezyp(m): 11:31am On Dec 18, 2020
starbuck:
shocked shocked shocked While my 7 years old is here chopping mama thank ma, better i show her what her mates are up grin grin
Don't. Everyone has their own talent. What have you done to discover his/her real talent and how much have you done to help out.

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Family / Re: Abroad Sisters, Stop Shaming Us by Ezyp(m): 4:22am On Dec 18, 2020
JovialJune:
Funny thing about these men abroad is that, they can take any bullshit from other women abroad comfortably, even if she tells them to do weird irritating things, they'll gladly do it, but if it's our naija ladies, they will be fuming from their mouth to the head, with smoke visibly coming out, lmao, you guys will be fine o.
Shut da F-up dia...big lie. You think white ladies behave stupid?

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Celebrities / Re: "It Starts From The Womb" - Chimamnda Adichie Speaks On Gender-Based Violence by Ezyp(m): 7:19am On Dec 17, 2020
Trump don commot for power this woman don spring up.

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Sports / Re: Juventus Troll Barcelona Over GOAT Tweet by Ezyp(m): 8:30am On Dec 09, 2020
femi4:
Penalty goat....Is that a real goat?
Remind me again...how messi take score for first leg?

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Oprah & Her Secondary School Teacher: Throwback Vs Recent Photos by Ezyp(m): 4:33pm On Nov 13, 2020
uchaymart:
All I see is a "primary complexion" and a "secondary complexion"
Camera difference bro
Politics / Re: Aerial View Of Tinubu's New Mansion In Ikoyi - Sahara Reporters (Photo) by Ezyp(m): 5:49am On Oct 16, 2020
myBraine:
Typical Nigerian mentality.

Can't an accomplished politician prosper in peace again?

A man that singlehandedly built Lagos from scratch doesn't deserve to own a mansion. Now I know how backward people's reasoning are in this part of the world.

Build wetin ? You forgot Lagos was once the Federal Capital of Nigeria long ago before Tinubu became anything
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Trump Develops Fever, Flown To Walter Reed Hospital by Ezyp(m): 3:30am On Oct 03, 2020
Mykelhendriz:
Ona no dey sleep for here??
Na for dream you write this one?

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Science/Technology / Re: Boy From 16th Century Found Buried With Pot On His Head In Siberia by Ezyp(m): 3:20am On Oct 01, 2020
vickyfrancis1:
So not only Africans are fetish, even Siberians...but yet nothing like generational curses for them... I am forced to believe there's nothing at all like curses if not our politicians and their children no suppose Dy alright.
Bro that was 16th century. All their generational curse don finish. Nigeria currently dey for 14th century.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Laycon Reveals That He Has Sickle Cell by Ezyp(m): 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2020
solmus:




But wait ooo, what if this is how the gods and angels in heaven listen to and watch us 24/7 even in the dark and death is an eviction




.

They got the night vision eyes cheesy
Politics / Re: Mamman Daura Speaks From The UK (Video) by Ezyp(m): 12:27pm On Aug 22, 2020
Igbochief001:

oga it's yorubas that wants him dead oga why are u guys this wicked in projecting your image to others


Hahaha .... Those 'powerful ' men no gree give their man any chance
Religion / Re: 5 Spiritual Benefits Of Fasting Based On My Own Personal Experience by Ezyp(m): 11:29am On Aug 16, 2020
Joshmodest:
The only benefit of fasting is --- you get to save some food ...that's all !!
Wrong!!!! When you fast ( denying yourself a pleasure i.e food) you are suppose to give that food to someone else who has nothing to eat. It goes a long way.
Family / Re: Teenagers Dedicate Their Newborn Son In Delta Church by Ezyp(m): 6:46pm On Jul 26, 2020
Mindlog:
So both father and mother are below 18?
Titles written is teenagers. Teenage is from 13 to 19
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Oxford University Early Trial Success Suggests “Double Protection”. by Ezyp(m): 11:42am On Jul 18, 2020
packman:
I just wish all this comes to an END...
the after effect is what I am more concerned about.....
But Before the After Effect... Let the Present Effecct first of all correct.
I pray this one works....

You get your pay
* We get our 'cut'

Should be added to that picture grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 6:20am On Jul 16, 2020
flames01:


You are the one that first quoted me nah. Why enter the kitchen when you were not ready for the heat?!
Oya sorry abeg...Seer
Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 12:57am On Jul 16, 2020
flames01:


Lolz. There is something to see
Where you rest na....I don 'hear' you....see your see alone abeg.
Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 10:23pm On Jul 14, 2020
flames01:


It is an invention of sort if you can see what I'm seeing
Bros leave that thing. You are not seeing anything because there's nothing to see there.

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Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 7:29pm On Jul 14, 2020
RTSC:

A 300 level student does not have the practical and theoretical knowledge to build a turbine.

No wonder the guy built a shrine.

Besides, why do people spend so much time reinventing the wheel?

The FG should attract established engine manufacturers like Mitsubishi and Bosch so that people like this can Intern there if he likes engines that much.

This one no follow.
I'm sure the guy got the inspiration from the movie. ' THE BOY WHO HARNESSED THE WIND ' grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 7:26pm On Jul 14, 2020
flames01:


Lolz. You guys aren't seeing what I'm seeing at all, neither are you reading the OP between the lines.

Wetin you see...The point that guy was making was that's not INVENTION. Especially in nairaland, they abuse the word invention.
Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 7:13pm On Jul 14, 2020
flames01:


If you understand how turbine works, you will know that what that guy did is something very special. But I guess you have zero knowledge about anything
No dey fall hand ooo...make this your write up remain for nairaland. No talk am for outside o....as in, for you to write this simply means you don't know how hydro turbine operates.

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Science/Technology / Re: Ayuba Hussaini Makes A Turbine Engine That Generates Electricity In Gombe by Ezyp(m): 7:10pm On Jul 14, 2020
Najyin:
Add it to the national grid.
You wan kill am grin

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Health / Re: 201 Edo Health Workers Test Positive For COVID-19 by Ezyp(m): 2:48am On Jul 07, 2020
DoctorOfPoverty:
Why are the cases increasing? embarassed



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With that colour riot picture? How can he teach graphic design?
Education / Re: Dr. Chidubem Obi Graduates With 5.0 GP In A Russian University by Ezyp(m): 1:16pm On Jul 02, 2020
ican2020:
I hope he can translate that into proffering solutions to the pandemic
Nice wordplay
Career / Re: Should I Resign From This Job? Pls Help Me by Ezyp(m): 3:31am On Jun 15, 2020
bigtimemugu:
Thanks so much , I reason towards that direction too, but fear of unknown, unknown fobia they catch me
Nothing like fear of the unknown. What you have is fear of change. Change is constant but planning is the key.

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