₦airaland Forum

Please those girls that fetches water in the morning should please be wearing bra, my friend almost fell into gutter today.

95% of the wanted terrorist declared by the federal government would be from the south.

This I have seen.

Ritual killers would not face the wrath of the law because many of them kill for politicians who belong to various cult groups and would need to renew their rituals towards 2023 elections.

This I have seen.

I see Hassan working against the executive governor, I see the governor sending efcc against him, I see him threatening to open his mouth, I see him secretly being released and renstated back to office.


This I have seen.

I see Buhari sending Nigerian soldiers to the war to help Britain as part of our agreement as members of the Commonwealth.

I see the soldiers abandoning their military gear and disappearing from the airport immediately their plane touches the British airport

I see lie Mohammed saying that the soldiers are already in Russia combating Putin's forces, I see some of the soldiers resurface after some months with British grannies as their wives.

This I have seen.

Three people that are difficult to advise. A man with money, a woman in love, and a person desperately following a prophet for solution.

I see that girl being slaughtered for rituals before Easter, I see her mutilated corps circulated on the internet, I see people blaming Buhari as tho he was the one who asked her to be greedy.

This I have seen.

Get a job and become financially independent, and guys would flock around you for marriage.

If you continue to sit there and cry over that news, start planning to live the rest of your life as a broke single mom or better still make up with the guy who impregnated you so that he can at least shoulder the responsibility of the child he brought into the world.

Nigeria's economy is terrible no one wants a liability into his life, if you're careless enough to get pregnant then work hard to cater for it.

I see you starting a business, I see the business flourishing, I see the guy coming to beg for forgiveness...

This I have seen.

Ladies do you remember when you promised yourself that no man will touch you until you get married. Today you're now a Doggggy expert whilst waiting for Mr right. Weldon.

I see every sector of Nigeria going on strike before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

This relationship wouldn't survive till easter, I see the guy desperately searching for a replacement.

This I have seen.

The junior pastor should be in charge.

If the wife doesn't give the junior pastor his respect I see that church dying off.

This I have seen.

Many Nigerians would be living here and be deceiving girls back in Nigeria that they're in Europe, and these foolish girls would turn down the advances of hard working guys here in Nigeria for niggers living in slums in Europe.

No wonder the guys would engage, marry and impregnate them then disappear to Europe and wouldn't come back, I see more Nigerians moving into that slums in the coming years.

This I have seen.

From what I've observed about most girls. Their phone is their private part. Their phone is untouchable but their body isn't.

Treat people right so that when they update their status posts, you won’t assume it’s about you.

Buhari will not complete his tenure, I see a new president giving speech on October 1st this year, it's not Osibanjo either.

This I have seen.

The problem with such visitors is that 98% of them are chronic womanizers, how can you be squatting with someone and still inconvenience him by turning the home he's housing you into a brothel?

I've had several experiences especially during my schooling days, most of them are just opportunists.

The soldiers would face disciplinary actions if and only if they're from the south, if they're from the north, nothing... absolutely nothing would be done to them.

This I have seen.

I see ETO having more kids with that woman, I see this girl visiting Cameroon soonest, I see Nigerians asking her out, I see her getting married to a Nigerian.

This I have seen.

Patami's professorship award will not be revoked, the case will linger in court till everyone forgets about it, and he'll continue to openly use the title wherever he goes, because he's a northerner.

This I have seen.

As long as Abba Kayari remains in Nigeria, nothing meaningful will come out of this case, the police and northern cabals will shield him for fear of him mentioning them if his drilling gets so intense.

On the long run, I see him being absorbed back into the police force on a low key, I see his rank restored.

This I have seen.

I see a fire in Aso Rock before the end of this year, I see a vital part of the building being burnt to ashes.

This I have seen.

If your wife supports what you do, the sky will be your limit.

I see that man owing a home from that business, I see him flying his family abroad.

This I have seen.

I see Rotimi Amechi emerging as the flag bearer of APC come 2023, I see see another southerner whose name I won't mention emerging as the flag bearer for PDP come 2023.

I see INEC disqualifying the PDP flag bearer few days to the election, I see PDP quickly replacing him with Atiku, I see Atiku winning the presidential election.

This I have seen

Eight... Number

Ate. Past tense of eat.


Red... colour

Read. To read a book.

And so on and so forth.

To my members on line, I see no prophecies concerning this post.

This I have seen.

I see Nigerians manufacturing their own HIV cure, I see it being sold on traffic, I see it curing weak erection instead of HIV, I see HIV persisting in Africa.

This I have seen.

I see Messi scoring less than 20 goals in all competition this season, I see PSG unable to afford him after crashing out of the champions league, I see Tottenham, Aston Villa and New Castle bidding for him, I see him joining new castle.

This I have seen.

Buhari doesn't know the meaning of probe or query, which means he can't order what he knows nothing about.

This I have seen.

I see rema becoming a pastor by 2023, I see him entangling himself in a sex scandal.

This I have seen.

I see 98% of Nairalanders not reading this thread.

This I have seen.

If you don't give a Nigerian girl money, it automatically means that you don't love her.

I see the girl dumping him for Yahoo boys and sugar daddies once she enters SS1, I see her telling the boy that he's no longer her class, I see the poor boy sobbing pitifully.

This I have seen.