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Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:45pm On Mar 25, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
honestly your money is ready, look at what your people played.
We drew...I should at least have 50%

Don't you agree?
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:07pm On Mar 25, 2022
African football is rubbish
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06pm On Mar 25, 2022
Penalty for Nigeria
Crime › Re: Fuel Souvenir: Court Sentences Erelu Okin To 27 Months In Prison by FalseProphet1(m): 10:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
I see her bribing her way out of prison, I see her being silently released.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:01pm On Mar 25, 2022
EniHolar:
I think I saw RMD
It's Andre Ayew...not RMD
Foreign Affairs › Re: Moscow Offers Update On Casualties From Ukraine Conflict by FalseProphet1(m): 9:56pm On Mar 25, 2022
I see Nairalanders asking the op for updates on the war against Boko Haram and bandits in the North.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You First Met, Where Would It Be? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:23pm On Mar 25, 2022
I'm currently single and focused on my calling which is God's work, so no partner for now.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:17pm On Mar 25, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
if what you said works out.. honestly I'm giving you 50 k
Quoted.

When it works out and we win kindly fufill your promise.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:11pm On Mar 25, 2022
I see Nigeria winning this match, I see John dumelo or whatever his name is banned from entering Nigeria until he fufills his promise of treeking from Accra to Lagos.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Rapid Response Squad Recovers Vehicle, Gun, Dog From Fleeing Robbers by FalseProphet1(m): 7:50pm On Mar 25, 2022
I see the police selling that dog to the highest bidder and claiming it escaped.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Chat With An Entitled Nigerian Girl(aka Urgent 2k Geng) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:55pm On Mar 25, 2022
SmellySperm:
If you both had an agreement,and she sent you the video,then u should send her the card. Business is business. Let's see the video wink
So you too want to see the video?

Science/Technology › Re: Mysterious High-frequency Waves Swirling On The Sun ( Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:27pm On Mar 25, 2022
The world is ending sooner than we expected.

I see angel Gabriel blowing the trumpet but it couldn't sound because of dust and spider webs that have accumulated there over the years.

I see him using oil and towel to clean it after which he will blow and the world will end.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: When You Are Not Destined To Make It From Gambling by FalseProphet1(m): 8:07am On Mar 25, 2022
omotoshodontee1:
the guy is still a learner,e just dey pick games anyhow and it seem he no Sabi any options apart from win or over2
See the nonsense games he's even picking, Lyon women, Juventus u21, rubbish games that he doesn't even know the current form of the teams and he's staking them with huge money.

Clearly he's new in betting.
Romance › Re: When You Are Not Destined To Make It From Gambling by FalseProphet1(m): 7:40am On Mar 25, 2022
How can you stake 30-40k on zoom, you're the one throwing your money to the wind.

See the kind of games you're picking. You clearly don't know how to forcast games.

If you must play better do it on a weekend Saturday/Sunday where you have multiple options from great club teams.

Not playing zoom with 40k and hoping for a miracle.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Stairs Given To Super Eagles As They Arrived In Ghana by FalseProphet1(m):
I see our government putting ladder for them to disembark from their plane when they come to Nigeria for the return leg.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: So I Decided To Shook Her today by FalseProphet1(m): 6:30pm On Mar 24, 2022
Dear op, the dark forces have clouded your life, and it's already affecting your reasoning.

I'll recommend serious flogging cos those demi dwarf demons can be very stubborn, I'll flog you miserably until the very last one takes it's leave from your life, and then you can have your sanity back.

This I have seen.
NYSC › Re: ‘Corps Member Wearing Skirt Not In Our Camp’ — Oyo NYSC Reacts To Viral Video by FalseProphet1(m): 6:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
I see her being fished out and sent home.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: Rich Boy Washes His Feet With A Bottle Of Drink (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:17pm On Mar 24, 2022
By 2023 I see more than 65% of Nigeria's male (youth) population would be either dead, mad or in jail. No thanks to the get rich syndrome which has possessed them.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: #horriblebosses And #toxicworkplace ; My Little Experience by FalseProphet1(m): 4:48pm On Mar 24, 2022
Though sorrow man endure the night, joy cometh in the morning.

I see a great revolution that would reset this country and restore back it's default settings coming up soonest.

I see Nigeria's economy competing with the likes of Europe and America, I see tribalism banished forever, I see Nigerians smiling once again, I see a new Dawn and it's coming with joy in it's wings.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Begs For N18,000 Job On Facebook by FalseProphet1(m): 4:26pm On Mar 24, 2022
Dear graduate sister, Nigeria is a very dangerous place to advertise your desperation.

Ritualists, ràpists, traffickers, organ harvesters, flesh eaters...etc, are lurking in the dark seeking whom they will devour, don't make yourself a soft target for them.

Start up a business no matter how small, even if it's frying yam, potato, plantain or selling akamu, just start and I can assure your that your head along with all your organs will be intact whislt your little success grows.

And with time, the sky will be your limit.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Bodies Of Russian Soldiers Are Piling Up In Ukraine by FalseProphet1(m): 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2022
I see Russia's presidential seat vacant by easter.

I see a secret burial taking place, I see Putin in a coffin, I see the war coming to an end.

I see another occupying Putin's seat, I see him negotiating with the west.

I see the sanctions being lifted off.

I see Ukraine joining NATO.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders APC To Refund Monies To Candidates Who Step Down by FalseProphet1(m): 6:51am On Mar 24, 2022
APC doesn't joke with money because each and every single one of them is guilty of chronic corruption.

Therefore I see them ignoring Buhari, I see the candidates running to court to get a refund, I see the court frustrating them, I see them forgetting about the money.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Khadijah Okunnu-Lamidi Shares Her 5-point Agenda For Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 6:00am On Mar 24, 2022
She didn't talk about how she will solve our light problem.

Or does she intend to use generator to power her office inorder to achieve all those things she wrote?

Anyways she won't win.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: The Bush Rat I Killed Today.. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39pm On Mar 23, 2022
sad
Food › Re: See The Meat Pie A Content Creator Bought In Ibadan - Photo by FalseProphet1(m): 5:36pm On Mar 23, 2022
With the way things are going in Buhari's Nigeria, very soon when you buy meat pie, upon opening it you'll see an inscription saying no meat here better luck next time.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: What Is Happening To Firstbank by FalseProphet1(m): 5:25pm On Mar 23, 2022
Try Abakaliki microfinance bank, and your money will get to it's recipient in less than 30 days.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Video From Atiku Abubakar's Presidential Declaration In Abuja by FalseProphet1(m):
If APC brings out a southerner, I see Atiku winning come 2023.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Long Can A Lady(non-virgin) Abstain From Sec by FalseProphet1(m):
That girl has found another guy who is drilling her constantly, and in order for her to remain faithful to him, she has to lie to you about abstaining from sex.

I see her giving you her wedding card by easter this year, I see you coming here to moan, I see lalasticalala moving your topic to the home page so that Nairalanders can console you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by FalseProphet1(m): 11:20am On Mar 23, 2022
I see Nigerian youths ignoring him, I see them jumping from hole to hole like he goats, I see Nigeria becoming the world capital for hiv and other new sexually transmitted diseases.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Heart Is Shattered � Battered And Scattered by FalseProphet1(m):
Let me use this opportunity to advice girls in general, but before I start, sorry for what he put you through.

You must know that any guy who isn't geninuely born again and is in a sexual relationship with you, definitely has other girls he's keeping.

As the time for him to settle down draws closer, he'll begin to narrow down his long list of girls until there's about 2 or 3 of you girls left.

Now he'll begin to check the characters of the 3 of you, he'll check the most generous, the one who doesn't get angry and forgives easily, the one who listens to him, the one who understands him better...etc..

If you're the type that's always quarreling with him him every now and then, or he suspects you are having contact with your ex, or agressive, or dominating, or stingy and demanding...you will be edited out of the list until it remains the last girl standing. Which will end up as his wife.

After marriage, he'll begin to contact you runners up one after the other, you'll become his auldtery partner while his wife will be his trophy.

This is the life cycle of the average worldly Nigerian male.

I see him contacting you before the end of this week to apologise and requesting to see you so as to make you his auldtery partner.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Should I Build A House Or Relocate With 7m Naira? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:32pm On Mar 22, 2022
7m in this Buhari's Nigeria cannot build a 3 bedroom ensuit bungalow from foundation level to finishing.

Convert that money to dollars fix it in fixed deposit, after 30 days you'll get your interest in dollars. Our naira is very miserable.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Fined For Attempting To Obtain A Ghana Card by FalseProphet1(m): 10:25am On Mar 22, 2022
Meanwhile Nigerian immigration are as useless as the "P" in Psychology.

I see Doris naturalizing to a Ghanaian, I see her turning her back on this shit hole permanently I see her sorting out herself with the Ghanaian officials.

This I have seen.

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