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Juliusmomoh2:We drew...I should at least have 50% Don't you agree? |
African football is rubbish |
Penalty for Nigeria |
I see her bribing her way out of prison, I see her being silently released. This I have seen. |
EniHolar:It's Andre Ayew...not RMD |
I see Nairalanders asking the op for updates on the war against Boko Haram and bandits in the North. This I have seen. |
I'm currently single and focused on my calling which is God's work, so no partner for now. This I have seen. |
Juliusmomoh2:Quoted. When it works out and we win kindly fufill your promise. |
I see Nigeria winning this match, I see John dumelo or whatever his name is banned from entering Nigeria until he fufills his promise of treeking from Accra to Lagos. This I have seen. |
I see the police selling that dog to the highest bidder and claiming it escaped. This I have seen. |
SmellySperm:So you too want to see the video?
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The world is ending sooner than we expected. I see angel Gabriel blowing the trumpet but it couldn't sound because of dust and spider webs that have accumulated there over the years. I see him using oil and towel to clean it after which he will blow and the world will end. This I have seen. |
omotoshodontee1:See the nonsense games he's even picking, Lyon women, Juventus u21, rubbish games that he doesn't even know the current form of the teams and he's staking them with huge money. Clearly he's new in betting. |
How can you stake 30-40k on zoom, you're the one throwing your money to the wind. See the kind of games you're picking. You clearly don't know how to forcast games. If you must play better do it on a weekend Saturday/Sunday where you have multiple options from great club teams. Not playing zoom with 40k and hoping for a miracle. This I have seen. |
I see our government putting ladder for them to disembark from their plane when they come to Nigeria for the return leg. This I have seen. |
Dear op, the dark forces have clouded your life, and it's already affecting your reasoning. I'll recommend serious flogging cos those demi dwarf demons can be very stubborn, I'll flog you miserably until the very last one takes it's leave from your life, and then you can have your sanity back. This I have seen. |
I see her being fished out and sent home. This I have seen. |
By 2023 I see more than 65% of Nigeria's male (youth) population would be either dead, mad or in jail. No thanks to the get rich syndrome which has possessed them. This I have seen. |
Though sorrow man endure the night, joy cometh in the morning. I see a great revolution that would reset this country and restore back it's default settings coming up soonest. I see Nigeria's economy competing with the likes of Europe and America, I see tribalism banished forever, I see Nigerians smiling once again, I see a new Dawn and it's coming with joy in it's wings. This I have seen. |
Dear graduate sister, Nigeria is a very dangerous place to advertise your desperation. Ritualists, ràpists, traffickers, organ harvesters, flesh eaters...etc, are lurking in the dark seeking whom they will devour, don't make yourself a soft target for them. Start up a business no matter how small, even if it's frying yam, potato, plantain or selling akamu, just start and I can assure your that your head along with all your organs will be intact whislt your little success grows. And with time, the sky will be your limit. This I have seen. |
I see Russia's presidential seat vacant by easter. I see a secret burial taking place, I see Putin in a coffin, I see the war coming to an end. I see another occupying Putin's seat, I see him negotiating with the west. I see the sanctions being lifted off. I see Ukraine joining NATO. This I have seen. |
APC doesn't joke with money because each and every single one of them is guilty of chronic corruption. Therefore I see them ignoring Buhari, I see the candidates running to court to get a refund, I see the court frustrating them, I see them forgetting about the money. This I have seen. |
She didn't talk about how she will solve our light problem. Or does she intend to use generator to power her office inorder to achieve all those things she wrote? Anyways she won't win. This I have seen. |
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With the way things are going in Buhari's Nigeria, very soon when you buy meat pie, upon opening it you'll see an inscription saying no meat here better luck next time. This I have seen. |
Try Abakaliki microfinance bank, and your money will get to it's recipient in less than 30 days. This I have seen. |
If APC brings out a southerner, I see Atiku winning come 2023. This I have seen. |
That girl has found another guy who is drilling her constantly, and in order for her to remain faithful to him, she has to lie to you about abstaining from sex. I see her giving you her wedding card by easter this year, I see you coming here to moan, I see lalasticalala moving your topic to the home page so that Nairalanders can console you. This I have seen. |
I see Nigerian youths ignoring him, I see them jumping from hole to hole like he goats, I see Nigeria becoming the world capital for hiv and other new sexually transmitted diseases. This I have seen. |
Let me use this opportunity to advice girls in general, but before I start, sorry for what he put you through. You must know that any guy who isn't geninuely born again and is in a sexual relationship with you, definitely has other girls he's keeping. As the time for him to settle down draws closer, he'll begin to narrow down his long list of girls until there's about 2 or 3 of you girls left. Now he'll begin to check the characters of the 3 of you, he'll check the most generous, the one who doesn't get angry and forgives easily, the one who listens to him, the one who understands him better...etc.. If you're the type that's always quarreling with him him every now and then, or he suspects you are having contact with your ex, or agressive, or dominating, or stingy and demanding...you will be edited out of the list until it remains the last girl standing. Which will end up as his wife. After marriage, he'll begin to contact you runners up one after the other, you'll become his auldtery partner while his wife will be his trophy. This is the life cycle of the average worldly Nigerian male. I see him contacting you before the end of this week to apologise and requesting to see you so as to make you his auldtery partner. This I have seen. |
7m in this Buhari's Nigeria cannot build a 3 bedroom ensuit bungalow from foundation level to finishing. Convert that money to dollars fix it in fixed deposit, after 30 days you'll get your interest in dollars. Our naira is very miserable. This I have seen. |
Meanwhile Nigerian immigration are as useless as the "P" in Psychology. I see Doris naturalizing to a Ghanaian, I see her turning her back on this shit hole permanently I see her sorting out herself with the Ghanaian officials. This I have seen. |
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