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Romance › Re: No Lie, You Bleep When You Dey Secondary School? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:54pm On Mar 21, 2022
I had sex for the first time in SS1 when I was just 15 the girl in question was in Jss2 and was 12 at that time. What shocked me was that she wasn't even a virgin.

We had sex several times. Today she's married with 5 kids, I went to her house yesterday being Sunday to bless her family, and I smiled and reminded her of our sexcapade and we both joked about it.

But then she started using her bum bum to rub my díck not minding that I'm a man of God, and that her husband is within the house premises.

I had to adjourn and take my leave after collecting my honorarium, I later warned her to forget about me after she called me earlier today to book another prayer appointment.

I can't go cos I see her misbehaving.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Umahi Ask Judge To Withdraw His Motion For A Stay Of Execution by FalseProphet1(m): 5:22pm On Mar 21, 2022
Ebubu:
which Igariwey that has not done anything in Afikpo since he started the House of Rep position in the Green House?

I weep for Ebonyi if Igariwey takes over
Afikpo doesn't even have electricity....it was Maria that used to give them light back in the days.

Igariwey is just like Ogbuorji, they're absolutely useless to their people.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I made a promise and disvirgined her now She's All Over Me by FalseProphet1(m): 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2022
Dear op in as much as you didn't rape her and the sex was consensual, kindly be informed that your destiny has been tied to that covenant you made when you took her virginity.

You're obviously still a kid and don't understand the spiritual implications of blood. The blood that flowed there sealed the promise that you made to her, so if you fail to hold your own end of the bargain by marrying her, a vagabond spirit would be invoked into your life making your life terribly miserable.

This is the reason why you see so many bright and intelligent young men struggling in life despite all the glaring efforts they've made.

So when you hit 30-35 and things are not working out the way you planned, know that you've been caged by the demon called asmodeus.

Finally, ignore the hailings you're getting here on Nairaland, most of the guys hailing you are suffering miserably as a result of similar offences, so if you want to secure your future, never make a promise that involves blood.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Tightening Your Loose Vagina In A Week. 100% Guaranteed! by FalseProphet1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 21, 2022
Men are looking for díck enlargement treatment, women are looking for vagina tightener treatment, who is deceiving who? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are My Parents Afraid Of Me Marrying My Akwa Ibom Girlfriend? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2022
Many of them are witches, and they love doing house girl work, your mum is trying to avoid the whole females in her family coming to your house to do house girl.

She wants you to have a peaceful home.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by FalseProphet1(m): 5:54pm On Mar 20, 2022
The ban won't be enforced so I see the corrupt policemen demanding for custom papers and even threatening to kill law abiding citizens who try to protest their excesses.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona El Clasico (0 - 4) On 20th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:44pm On Mar 20, 2022
Easy win for Madrid.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Who Replaces Ndidi For Black Stars Clash? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:58pm On Mar 20, 2022
Taribo West.

After the energetic prayers I saw him make for Tinubu which obviously was orchestrated by a brown envelope, I see him performing much better against Ghana if a higher sum in dollars is promised to him.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Osimhen Scores Two To Take Napoli To Joint-top In Serie A by FalseProphet1(m): 6:21pm On Mar 19, 2022
sad
Romance › Re: Did I Do The Right Thing by FalseProphet1(m): 6:18pm On Mar 19, 2022
I see her asking you for cash compensation as regards her audio surgery, I see her claiming rights over the money, I see you apologizing and going to sokoloan, gocash, 9ja cash...etc, to borrow money to give to her.

I see her not showing gratitude after receiving the money whilst asking for more, I see you unble to pay back your loan, I see sokoloan sending your pics to all your contacts including the girl and tagging you a fraudster.

I see her blocking you immediately, I see you coming back here to wail.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kinsmen, Loyalists Mobilise To ‘Bring Back’ Ambode by FalseProphet1(m): 5:50pm On Mar 19, 2022
Ambode my man, I see him defeating sowolu come 2023.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Mamoth Crowd Turn Out For Yahaya Bello Group In Bauchi (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2022
Bello isn't going anywhere, I see his supporters collecting their own share of his loot and dumping him come 2023.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Expecting 3rd Child With Omobewaji Oluwaferanmi by FalseProphet1(m):
I see portable breaking tuface, davido and wizkid's combined records.

I see him having kids with a girl from each state until his seed has been planted in all the 36 states of Nigeria.

I see him celebrating his achievement.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Do You Want Women To Bring To The Table? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:08am On Mar 19, 2022
Magnoliaa:
So this dude insulted someone unprovoked, she called the attention of the mods and her complaint was deleted? undecided Wow, now.
Hello my spiritual daughter, the spirit has revealed so much about you to me dm me for more details.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Wife With No Privacy by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On Mar 19, 2022
Get a bell and ring it loudly on her head when she's sleeping, as you ring dance vigorously and shout these words, talku talku dwarf demons be banished forever.

And it will drive off the talkative demon from her head you have to do it for not less than 10 minutes, if you exceed 10 minutes she might become a deaf and dumb.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs Atletico Madrid UCL (0 - 1) On 15th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:40pm On Mar 15, 2022
I see Manchester United equalizing.

This I have seen.
Investment › Re: How Much Should I Take For Hire Purchase In Keke by FalseProphet1(m):
Handing out a business to a Nigerian to manage usually end in sorrow tears and blood, if you are not physically present to run your business, forget about it, Nigerians are too dishonest to entrust a business into their care.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Child Birth Is Painful by FalseProphet1(m): 6:15am On Mar 14, 2022
If it's as painful as many women claim, why do girls of 16 years or even younger give birth so easily?

You hardly hear single girls complaining about childbirth pains, even when they're pregnant, they hardly complain.

But married Women, won't allow their husbands rest once the get pregnant, it's one complain to the other, and during childbirth, they just make the pains up so as to attract compassion, care and support, it's not so painful.


This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Lekki Deep Seaport To Begin Commercial Activities In September by FalseProphet1(m): 6:00am On Mar 14, 2022
They said this port will generate about 360bn. But I don't see Nigeria's economy improving despite the port and dangote refinery, I see looters continuing to loot, I see the improvished masses killing themselves to support them.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Should Support Jonathan To Succeed Him In 2023 by FalseProphet1(m):
Jonathan will not rule Nigeria a second time.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:26pm On Mar 13, 2022
Girls do you know that....Hunger can make you think that you have feelings for someone who just bought You food. undecided
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Malami Denies Exonerating DCP Kyari Over Money Laundering Allegations by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26pm On Mar 13, 2022
Nigeria as a country is a joke to the world

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Ajayi Samson, Missing University Of Ibadan Student (Picture) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20pm On Mar 13, 2022
He will be found alive before the end of this week.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Wealthy People With ₦1bn Worth, But Owing Banks ₦10bn Are Stupid by FalseProphet1(m): 7:15pm On Mar 13, 2022
Daddy Oyedepo is absolutely right.

If you subtract all the loans dangote is owing various banks both locally and international from his networth, dangote won't even make it to 1st 100 richest people in Africa.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: AGF’s Office Exonerates Abba Kyari Of Money Laundering Allegation by FalseProphet1(m): 5:19pm On Mar 13, 2022
I see Abba Kayari dying under mysterious circumstances before June this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Near Death Experience While Fuc.king by FalseProphet1(m): 5:18pm On Mar 13, 2022
The op will not finish his story, I see him dying after damning the consequences to wrestle with his ancestors who tried calling him during the first round and failed.

Unfortunately his ancestors successfully pulled him by his uncontrollable dîck into the world beyond after the second round where he's currently gnashing his teeth and begging for a drop of water.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Getting 2million And 7million From A Man Asks For Advice by FalseProphet1(m): 2:12pm On Mar 13, 2022
I see the guy using her to renew his rituals before June this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigeria Prostitutes Are Possessed- Seth Kome by FalseProphet1(m): 2:09pm On Mar 13, 2022
Yes they are possessed by the demon called Asmodeus, he takes over their lives and makes them slaves to sex, most of them can't stop it even though they get married.

And if you sleep with them smaller beings which are controlled by Asmodeus would possess your life and you'd become miserable, that's why literally all those that patronize prostitutes are miserable.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Apologies To Those I Offended,i'll Be More Marriage Material Come 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:30pm On Mar 11, 2022
Iyaebe:
Very few people have my line so I can’t deactivate it.Iol falseprophet
I meant your Nairaland username not your phone line.

I saw line with my spiritual network, it means there's a line somewhere around your life that's separating you from your breakthrough, you will need to come to my church for spiritual cleansing/bathing so that I can cast out the spiritual line separating you from your blessings.

Dm me so we can talk further.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Apologies To Those I Offended,i'll Be More Marriage Material Come 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:20pm On Mar 11, 2022
I see you causing more trouble and violating this your apology pact, I see angry Nairaland males notoriously ganging up against you, I see you getting banned, I see you deactivating your line.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lady Partied While Her Boyfriend Got Troubled With The Bill They Got At A Club by FalseProphet1(m): 10:18pm On Mar 10, 2022
Legend has it that the guy is still staring at that piece of paper till now.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Screenshot Of Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Plays Bet by FalseProphet1(m): 2:38pm On Mar 10, 2022
MadamVanessa:
You haven't seen anything, you're fake as the pastor here.

Assuming you saw anything, you'd have seen that bad network multiplies my comment.
Before April this year you'll leave this remote place and move to the city where you'd experience flawless network.

This I have seen.

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