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Sports › Re: What Was The Problem With Rohr by FalseProphet1(m): 8:30pm On Mar 29, 2022
The problem was that Nigeria wanted more, they say the grass in your neighbour's compound is always greener until you go in there and discover that yours was far better.

I see Nigeria failing to qualify for the next nations cup.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 8:30pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
Honestly.
Sport in Nigeria is just business.
That's just the fact.

Even Kano Piller can defect Ghana,

But anyway. You gas have something
Yes o my brother...at all at all na him bad pass.

I'm just sad this night... should I drop my details?
Crime › Re: Body Of Missing 24-year-old Man Found In Uncompleted Building In Delta (Graphic) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:28pm On Mar 29, 2022
I see our population dropping from over 200m to less than 150m by 2023, courtesy of Buhari.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Fails To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar After Ghana Draw by FalseProphet1(m): 8:26pm On Mar 29, 2022
Very anyhow overrated team. Shame on them. angry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 8:23pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
cheesy cheesy grin

You just changed mouth cheesy grin

But why predict Nigeria, �� when you know Ghana is gonna deserved it ?
Call it patriotism...by default I'll obviously pick Nigeria, even it the spirit is saying otherwise.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 8:18pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
Honestly.

I would have loss 50k this evening.

Moral of the lesson

always know that Nigeria is a very good for nothing country
No sense of urgency, they were just playing as though nothing was at stake.

Ghana deserves to be at the world cup.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 8:08pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
You just missed something
It's well... Nigeria is just an overrated team.
Family › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 6:42pm On Mar 29, 2022
Congratulations
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
no na,,, you gave Nigeria straight win. I'll definitely give you the money on the condition that Nigeria wins. but if they do draw, forget it.
It's 2-1 now smiley
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29pm On Mar 29, 2022
BigBellyBurst:
U need your urgent prophecy on this, what do you see?
I see Nigeria winning and qualifying for the world cup.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
no na,,, you gave Nigeria straight win. I'll definitely give you the money on the condition that Nigeria wins. but if they do draw, forget it.
Yes I know that's why I said it's 1-1 one more goal from Nigeria will be 2-1 and definitely a win.

So we're clearly winning this game.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:24pm On Mar 29, 2022
It's 1-1 now
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 6:23pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
do you still remember our bet?
It's 1-1 we just need one more goal...hope my money is ready. smiley
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m): 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
do you still remember our bet?
Yes o my brother.

They're leading us, but I believe we will win.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost A Good Partner Because Of Pride by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet, I'm very humble and loving especially to my female members, so they reciprocate by taking turns to cook for me. So I've never lost any relationship due to pride.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Dr Chinelo: Twitter User Who Was Shot During The Kaduna Train Attack Has Died by FalseProphet1(m): 12:08pm On Mar 29, 2022
If this was done by IPOB, by now the whole 5 eastern states would have been on fire, males from 16 upwards would have been arrested, tortured, jailed or killed, the front pages of various blogs would have been littered with corpses.

But it's the north, all we hear are audio bombings, audio attack and zero arrests.

This rail line wasn't constructed to any eastern state, yet Buhari is taxing us to pay back the loan.

So far I doubt if this rail operations has even generated up to 50m profit for the government that bandits are already blowing it up.

Honestly if you're a youth, just find your way out of this he'll hole. Nigeria can never be better.

Rip Chinelo

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Adamu: APC Will Do More If Nigerians Support Us In 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:55am On Mar 29, 2022
Yea we know, they'll increase the suffering of Nigerians, loot whatever is left of our treasury and plunge Nigeria into deeper debt.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Marketers Blame Oil Price, FOREX As Cooking Gas Price Rises Again by FalseProphet1(m): 11:46am On Mar 29, 2022
By the time Buhari hands over, Nigeria will be without electricity, people will be using horses, Carmela and donkeys for transportation, pure water will be so expensive that people will be drinking directly from wells streams and rain, gas will be out of the reach of the common man that he'll resort to firewood.

Transistor radios will replace phones and other gadgets, there will be no television as the average Nigerian won't be able to afford it, earthen pot will replace fridges for chilled water.

And even after all this, I see our useless youths lining up to vote APC come 2023.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Video Of Will Smith Joking About Someone's Bald Head by FalseProphet1(m):
Will Smith will loose his award.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Is Your Thought by FalseProphet1(m): 12:37am On Mar 29, 2022
If you're sure that the business has prospects of growing once money is pumped into it, take a loan from the bank.

Once the banks comes and verify the business, they'll approve the loan.

And you have to be very serious with it. And the sky will be your limit.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: If You’re Wondering Why Will Smith Reacted So Harshly Over A Joke, Read This. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:22pm On Mar 28, 2022
A joke is a joke...the annoying thing here is that will Smith was seen laughing at the joke at the initial stage.

If actually he acted based on what Chris said, he wouldn't have even laughed in the first place. For him to laugh, and then resort to violence shows that his wife was clearly pulling his strings.

You told a man who was clearly joking and meant no harm to keep your wife's name off his lips, but you couldn't confront the random boys she sleeps with and warn them to keep their díck away from her, instead you came on National TV to cry after she openly admitted to fúcking other guys.

Honestly the cowardice of will Smith is legendary. Guys should stay away from him.
Celebrities › Re: Hulk Hogan And Jennifer McDaniel, His 46-Year-Old Wife (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:04pm On Mar 28, 2022
Back in the days there's a nursery rhyme we used to use his name to sing...

Orkokan show me your power ghen

Another one ghen

It is a miracle ghen ghen ghen.

How time flies.

I see him having twins with his 46 years old wife, I see will Smith trying to slap hulk Hogan on national TV because he said the kids looks cuter than wills kids when they were born.

I will Smith permanently on crutches, I see Jada leaving him for someone much younger.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2022
Women, to avoid fornication, please cater for your basic needs. Stop depending on men, some may demand for sex in return.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ready To Supply Gas To Europe - Timipre Sylva by FalseProphet1(m):
The gas will be supplied and the money looted, and Nigerians will keep suffering.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Held At A Knife/Gun Point: Share Your Experiences by FalseProphet1(m):
My own experience happened in 2010. I was traveling back to Awka (unizik) cos school has resumed.

I boarded PMT at Ojuelegba, and that was during the era of ore road, we've all heard nasty tales about how dangerous and notorious that road was. The road was an eyesore and was littered with hoodlums and criminals who rob passengers with reckless abandon.

We left Ojuelegba by past 7am to and got to ore by 9pm cos of the traffic.

The driver now decided to park at a local motel so we can pass the night there and continue our journey at first light the following day. We all agreed cos we knew how notorious that area was especially at night.

By 3:am this silly PMT driver started horning for us to board that he has to be in Enugu by 7am cos it's his turn to load Lagos.

We told him it's still very early and dangerous, he rudely told us that he doesn't care that if we want to remain at the motel he would leave us and go.

So we boarded back the bus and continued our journey, to be honest, I was scared. Very scared.

We passed through ore and entered Benin, as we got to the benin bypass, I heard 3 loud gunshots, the worst had happened.

The robbers blocked our way with planks, tires and fired sporadically into the air to scare off anyone around.

Our driver halted the bus and they asked us to alight and lie on the ground, they ransacked everyone, phones, cash, shoes, wristwatches...etc were all taken.

My only joy was that the bus was filled with female students in fact more than 80% of the passengers were girls, yet no one was ràped.

After robbing us, they left us lying face down on the road and made they way into the bush. We go up, counted our losses, insulted the living hell out of the driver and moved on.

We got to unizik junction by 9am, that was an experience I will never forget.
Romance › Re: How Exactly Is Ladies In Their 20s Better Than Ladies In 30s by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51pm On Mar 26, 2022
If you're faced with an option of buying a foreign used 2011 Toyota Camry or a Nigerian used version which has been driven for over 7 years on Nigerian roads by previous owners which will you go for?

A foreign used car will obviously have lower mileage compared to the Nigerian version.

Now back to your question...girls in their 20s have lower body count (mileage) as compared to girls in their 30s who not only have a high body count (high mileage) they're suffering from over treated infections, complications from different illness and abortions, spiritual problem..etc.

I once dated a girl of 21 I was the 2nd guy she had sex with and I believed her cos she was so tight. Infact I vowed to marry her, unfortunately she died in 2020, in an accident on her way to the village during the beginning of the covid era. I literally cried for weeks for her.

So don't ever thing there isn't any difference between a girl in her 20s and a girl in her 30s...there's a huge difference.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:51am On Mar 26, 2022
Be careful how you help people, I was bathing my neighbor's chicken with very hot water this morning, and now she's calling me a thief undecided
Romance › Re: It's Like Manna And BBQ Grill No De Sell Again by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40am On Mar 26, 2022
Due to high cost of fuel, gas and disel and inability for Buhari to pay him and N-power people too, he has finally relocated to his village to concentrate on his family's palm wine business, which involves almost zero capital.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:12am On Mar 26, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
honestly your money is ready if only Nigeria win the match..

we don't agree on draw, just stay tuned
No wahala...

Tuesday is barely 3 days from today, Nigeria will win and qualify.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 29th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:03pm On Mar 25, 2022
Nigeria will defeat them and qualify for the world cup.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55pm On Mar 25, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
noted
You were mute on my first paragraph...what's your verdict on my request?
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2022
Juliusmomoh2:
but we don't agree on draw....
I know...it's called compensation since we didn't loose.

Ghana had the upper hand cos they were at home.

Juliusmomoh2:
do you also want us to bet on the second leg ?
Yup.

Nigeria to win and qualify

Keep my money for me.

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